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Dicklets EPIC BTFO.

Even /fit/ dicklets are beta af
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>>26493318
Sucks senpai
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>>26493318

Flaccid size and erect size have no correlation!

But yeah, you're still right. Small dick = Joke material. You fuck one girl with your small ass pecker, and then she goes blabbing to all her harpy friends. You're known as a Dicklet forever
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>thinking flaccid is what counts

If Chad's dick goes from that to 8 inches when he's hard the nerd is fucked
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I have a big dick but I'm MGTOW, so I don't really care what women think. It is a big confidence booster though. Nothing makes you feel more masculine.
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>>26493406
Can a dicklet get some male approval from a bro.
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Women don't know shit about dick size.

They always overestimate.
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>>26493318
They're both still tall
Being a manlet with a huge dick isn't getting me anywhere
All I can do is stare in the mirror and delude myself into feeling good about my body
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>>26493424
I approve of your dick family friend.
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>>26493383
Yeah seriously. I'm a grower myself and it sucks when a chick sees your dick and thinks it's small. It's like above average when erect though and nice girth too.
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>>26493474
Thank you friend it means a lot.
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stop with this shit man

i didnt ask for these feels
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>>26493318
Being a dicklet and being handsome is a special kind of hell for me.
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I have a big dick and literally no one except one fat girl I know cares
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>>26493473
skinny jeans brah. Frame your cock and display it for the world.
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Who here...
>Compete with trap/tranny size dick
Nothing worse than these feels.
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>>26493474
do me next

tell me im the bestest friend you ever had
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>>26493388

Yeah, but women don't understand how penes work. Every time they see a grower they look as if they've seen a magic trick. In a nudist beach environment they might not give a guy a chance.

But I can't imagine a nude beach is a good place to pick up women.
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why is that black woman colored the same as the whites?
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>>26493533
that dick is bigger than mine
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>>26493543
Luke, did I ever tell you about anon?

Anon was the greatest /r9k/ poster in the galaxy, and a bestest friend.
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>>26493543
Your the bestest friend a guy like me could ever hop for desu senpai
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>>26493574
I have the same size as that pic. You have my feels anon. God Bless.

>Str8 or gay?
I was lucky enough to roll str8
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>>26493533
>some girl into me atm
>my dick's about that size
My choice is to end up showing to her and have her mock me or just brush her off. Either way I remain a virgin.
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>>26493724
That's literally an average dick though. Angles don't do it justice, but that's at least average.
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>>26493406

I'd take a small dick/Greek god physique over a big dick/Twink body any day
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>>26493724
You might get pity sex anon. Although you won't be able to get it up once you here the words"It's cute".
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>>26493810
Girls dont give a shit they want 8 inchs and above.
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>>26493810
Shut the fuck up. If that is average and my dick goes up just as far as that one to a little under the belly button. Then average is 3.5in.
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>tfw large flaccid is a sign of unevolved male
>mass majority of men have a david statue dick
>all women want the oogabooga big soft black dick that doesnt get any bigger when erect
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>>26493863
That has nothing to do with it. My dick doesn't reach my belly button and I am 6.5 inches, measured 7 but I'm rounding way down to be sure.
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>big dick
>too autistic for dating anyway

Literally meaningless.
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Is this dicklet tier?
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>>26493909
Me and that pic both go about halfway to the belly button. 3.5 isn't average.
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>>26493894
Humans always had big dicks, natural selection however allowed 5 inchers to make the average for humans for some reason though.
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>>26493945
>kys faggot
You know it isn't
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>tfw 9incher
>tfw dicklet
>tfw the one time I nearly got pussy she laughed me off for being too small
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>>26493810
Mines 4.5in so definitely not average
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>>26493894
My dick is 4.5 inches flaccid and 8.5 hard, am I shower, a grower or a bragger ; )
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> 5inch dick
> girls don't even care when they're getting dicked down at 60mph
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>>26493958
I bet it probably has to do with us walking upright, penis being a very visible feature.
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>>26493318
kek that image is bullshit, the women would be all over that chad
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>>26493976
You have no idea how much we want to kill horse cocks like you that are a literal waste of good genetics.
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i have a 5 inch dick and i've given multiple girls their first orgasm
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>>26493318
>tfw have 5.5"/4" dick
>tfw virgin girlfriend is so tight that even my pointy finger hurts her inside
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>>26494041
The comic clearly shows that they are.
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>>26494119
>>26494120
This isn't the average dick Discussion/pity party faggots. Go buy a plane.
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>>26494163
>Go buy a plane
is this supposed to be an insult?
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>>26494188
Not really, no. It was just the last thing on Captcha
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>>26493318
That looks average , and he looks like a greek statue. This image is flat out wrong.
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>>26494217
lots of people consider 5 inch dicks as dicklets, and my flaccid penis looks exactly like the one on the /fit/ guy in the OP, so I thought I was involved, which is why I'm reassuring all my dicklet betas that dicklets can make girls cum as long as they stimulate the clitoris with their hands
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>>26494265
Sorry anon your comment came off as bragging.

Tip for you next post. Give out pointers on stimulating said female. What works vs. not.
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>>26494119
Protip: she tells that to every guy she fucks
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https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/1hrv4l/what_is_the_compliment_youve_gotten_about_your/

I dare you to read this
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>>26493318
It's not fair. Women can lose weight, get tit implants, etc. But a man cannot do anything about his God given penis.
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>>26494265
>fingers
and a big dick dude can do this as well.
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I'm 4-6" soft and just over 8" at my hardest, I've gotten laid far more than I should have with better girls than I deserve purely because I have a big dick and know how to use it. Pic related
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>>26494413
I remember this
Don't read this if you don't have at least a 7.5 inch dick anons.
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>>26494413

>Big dick problems

You know what they say...
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>>26494321
1. search "where is the clitoris" on google
2. find a clitoris
3. once it's wet, massage it

bingo, you have successfully given a girl an orgasm
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>>26494413
As I stated before big dick is everything to a woman so dicklets like me might as well commit suicide.
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>>26494413

Yeah, I'm done.

Who else /asceticism/ or /movingtoamonestary/ here?
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>>26493479
>sub 1 inch when flaccid
>7 inches hard
and I honestly thought I had a 3-4 inch dick until I finally mentioned it, I can't imagine being a dicklet
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>>26494523
So basically nothing new.
>Literally just having an average dick and shortage of confidence.
>Only taste in roasties
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>>26494413
"I felt like a wizard."
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>>26494564
Im 6 inchs and I want to kill myself
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You either have one or you don't. It doesn't take too long after sex or before sex to find out you aren't packing enough.

I learned pretty much after I lost my v-card my member wasn't all that big. It was more average. I plan on getting a surgery to make it bigger because I want a bigger penis. That's all there is to it.
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>4 inches
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I hate going to nudist beaches because of people that go there to show off their big dicks and hot bodies.

Fuck off, Tyrone!
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>>26494588
im so sad right now
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>>26494595
my dick just looks so small compared to what I see in porn. I can try to rationalize that they only pick people with 10+inch dicks or they use angling, but I still just feel like a dicklet compared to them

i honestly pity people with sub6inch dicks, and am surprised they haven't killed themselves yet
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>>26494651

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IT HURTS, IT HUUUUUUURTS.
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>>26494651
do normies whip it out soft? i cant do that because im a grower and would probably get laughed at
implying a girl would want to see it anyway
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>>26494464
post it hard
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>>26494706
you're implying normies don't have dicklets.
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>>26494655
I know right man having under 6 inchs must be hell and I know that feel because my dick was only 4 inchs when I was 13 and didnt grow to 6 inchs till I was 17 which is why Im still a virgin I would been called a baby dick in highschool. Im 19 now and 6.6 inchs long and I want to die I really want to die.
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>tfw fit
>tfw small dick
>tfw the bigger I get the smaller my dick looks

Why do all women have to be size queens?
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>>26494651
I could stand being insulted.
The worst part is knowing you won't be able to satisfy someone you love. That this greatly increases the likelihood of cheating. And it is your fault and there is nothing you can do to fix or change it.
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7 inches, but I feel like I kinda don't deserve it
This is the one thing I feel like I would've not lucked out in.

I've got a nice/ "cute" face and I'm 6"3, so I basically lucked the fuck out big time. Once I get a gf it'll be a nice surprise for her.
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>>26493318
Well I had money for rent this month.
Not anymore haha I'm spending it on alcohol and junk food
Fuck the world, if I get evicted they will have to carry my dead body out
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what qualifies as a dicklet? is 7 inches a dicklet?
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>>26494523
You forgot about the part were you cut your balls off, get hormone treatment and successful y become a lesbian
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>>26494717
I've had 5 wanks today for my Valentines date so it won't be up to standard, I vary between like 7.8 - 8.3" hard though
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>>26494920
borderline sissy clit
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>>26494942
damn... should I be a girl?
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>>26494920
anything under 6.5 inchs
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>>26493521
Not the same guy but I have a trick where I wear my pants a little higher than normal(pants come up to the bellybutton almost under my shirt) I can get a pretty nice bulge going. I feel sort of foolish showing my dick and balls off though, like a woman with a camel toe.

I'm only a grower in the winter when my dick is cold, in the summer my dick is perceptually half mast.
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>>26494981
>perceptually

*perpetually...stupid auto-correct
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>>26494920
>>26494942
>>26494960

Shitposts: The Posts
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>>26495034
12inch babbydick detected
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>>26494933
Ought to still post it though if you can, doesn't have to be perfect
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>>26495052
An okay kek I guess.
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>>26494413
Why is it even called big dick problems when it's just a platform for these degenerates to brag? And that obnoxious justification of it always irks me, "lol nah brah you can't get proper blowjobs or go balls deep it sucks man." Fuck off Chad you're not fooling anyone.
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>>26495097
I'll have to find a ruler and get going so it'll take awhile
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>This thread dies short of the average thread span.
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>>26495385
>threadlets
lel
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>>26495097
This is about the best I'm gonna get right now
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>>26494756
This, what's the point? No matter how much money, status, muscle, or love you can give, you can't be good enough because of a factor that is unchangeable and because loyalty is unlearned by our generation you can't keep anyone around without it
I don't want to be the bad guy, I don't want to spiral into bitterness and acts of violence and evil because I am not good enough, I don't want to die alone.
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>>26493724
when im drunk my dig doesn't get bigger than that. hell most girls cant turn me on enough to get my dick bigger than that.

I fuck plenty tho.
also yes it's average
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>>26495835
your balls are too hairless my guy. Pretty good cock otherwise tho
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>tfw 4 inches long flaccid
>tfw 6 inches long hard
>tfw top percentile of girth, thickest at the base, and just the right length to get balls deep without hurting them
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To anyone who actually knows:

Do women prefer cocks to be thicker at the base or the tip?
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>>26496146
OC[/spoiler
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>>26496146
tip, feels like it is in theyre stomach

ps im 6.5


just wish i didnt look like a troll. ill never know if this will satisfy anyone
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>>26496146
Lots of girls like thick glans, or dick head.
They like that "stretched out feeling" in general.

It's considered a preference, I guess.
Some like it thickest at the middle of the shaft, some prefer the base, etc.
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>>26495835
Pretty great dick senpai
10/10 would suck
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>tfw only 6.5"
ill never make it bros
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>>26496866
>only a full inch and a half above average
>I'll never make it
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>>26497341
How will I ever get a woman to worship my cock if my cock is unworthy of worship?
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