I'm seriously upset that vaginas aren't a subject of the same scrutiny as dicks. Its okay to ridicule men for having small/bent/ugly dicks, but vaginas are meant to be percieved as beautiful in any way, even when they look like Lovecraft's nightmares
"Wonders" like dampening your sexual pleasure and leaving you with permanent neuropathic pain
> Had the surgery 1/07. Can't say enough how much I regret it. The problems I had it done for can't even compare to the pain and discomfort I'm having now. The surgeon, who has extensive experience, doesn't know why this is happening. I've read it can be nerve damage and might be permanent.
>This has affected my entire life. I can't exercise, as even walking irritates the area. Sex is impossible. I've been out of work since I'm an RN and my job is very physical. No guarantee this is EVER going to get better.
>Have done a whole lot of research since the surgery, and have found out, (too late) that there are a whole lot of guys out there who really couldn't care less about the size of your labia. Wish I could turn back the clock.
>By the way, the literature says 1-2% of patients having this surgery will end up w/ chronic discomfort. That's 1-2 out of every hundred, and it means for the rest of your life. Please think hard about this before signing up. Looks aren't everything. Being pain-free and able to function normally are much more important.
>be roastie whore >years of sex with chad has permanently disfigured your vagina >decide to get a surgeon to trim your roast so that you can pretend to be innocent now that it's time to snare a beta provider >get a fake innie >also get constant, lifelong pain >mfw imagining this glorious justice
>>26498453 no but now that i think about it, any fembot on this board most likely doesn't shave. if you're not sexually active, why the fuck would you shave at all and to be a robot, you must not be sexually active that said, you all can stop fantasizing about the perf qt fembot vag if you don't like hair
>>26498378 >years of sex with chad has permanently disfigured your vagina >sex >disfiguring a vagina Where the fuck did this meme even come from? Is it some hentai thing? Trust me, whores can be as innie as any virgin.
>>26499028 false hope is the only thing that can help it's the only thing that motivates me, otherwise i probably would've left a long time ago obv everything is hopeless, but constantly reminding yourself can't really help. (although i do anyway)
>>26499275 >abusive dad who crippled my self esteem >pothead mom >no friends growing up and lived in an area with no kids around, just trailer trash druggies so can't into social skills Bit hard to talk to get a gf or friends when it's nearly impossible to talk to people offline
that is quite pristine, op. but let's be honest here. if you were to get your dream gril into bed and discovered her labia ran down to her knees, precisely no fucks would be given. girls really do not need to worry about this shit. as long as it's clean and not ridiculously loose, not a single fuck will be given.
>>26500042 >internet, listen to music, occassionally binge an anime series, sleep nice >any good movie you watched recently that you recommend? Happy Gilmore isn't too bad Most recent movie I watched that I would say is great is The Grand Budapest Hotel, but that was a few months ago
>>26502094 Primarily it's the fact that men love dick but also like the female form. Check 'a billion wicked thoughts' on YouTube. It's perfectly straight until you actually touch them. And of course not every man wants traps.
>>26502119 >men love dick well only their own, unless they're gay. this isn't an argument i wanna have, the whole trap thing is disgusting to me, no offence but urgh, just wondered if there was a simple explanation. seems not.
>>26502174 It's an overwhelmingly common thing among men and it often occur among men who have no other gay tendencies. That video explains it all really. Talks about gay men, straight men and women,talks about lesbian women and how they're so uptight they didn't even get enough interviews. How females are more prone to change sexual orientation than men. It's an interesting watch.
>>26502319 depends what you mean by "like". if you wanna fuck one, you're gay. i mean, i like freddie mercury, but i don't wanna suck his dick. if you like them in a sexual way then you're gay. surely you agree, right?
>>26502304 No I'm straight and don't like traps at all. Honestly couldn't deal with full mtf either (because just the idea of a male brain in there is disturbing). I was just commenting on how convincing he was aside from the obvious exception.
>>26502419 >mtf no such thing imo. i'm glad you don't like traps because as i said, this argument isn't one i wanna have. i've just only recently rediscovered /r9k/ after leaving for years, and it's refreshing to be able to ask a question and there be some chance of it being answered by an adult, as opposed to hoards of screaming children as is invariably the case on /b/. each to their own n' all that, but to me it's (without wishing to sound malicious) just mental illness.
>>26502820 i've never really given it any thought, the whole thing is just nasty to me. trap threads are just filtered or hidden. i was just curious really as to whether traps have sex with other dudes, or whether they just for some reason like to fool other guys into thinking they're girls. i imagine if it was women they're trying to fool it'd be classed as rape by now. something along these lines... http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34799692
>>26502847 This place used to have a lot better content, and I came here to participate with that. Made a lot of very successful threads, posted a lot every day. Over the years, as /r9k/ morphed from a haven for social outcasts to a kissless, hugless, handholdless, NEET only, virgins only, no friends allowed, no social experience allowed, no-girls allowed club, I stayed for the relatively rare threads that made me laugh or sympathize with the OP. For the most part, though, I spend hours less here every day than I would have five years ago. It's extremely sad to see a place that you love change into something completely devoid of decent content, so I guess I just don't have the heart to abandon this place completely.
Okay, so when girls are born they have an innie, right? >inb4 pedo!! no, I remember playing doctor when I was like 5 when some other little girl and she had an innie. Plus I've looked at scientific illustrations etc etc. So we can say that when a girl is a child ( 0 - 11 or 12?) she has an innie. STATISTICALLY, very very few children have sex regularly. In fact it's impossible unless they're being raped a lot. Not likely to encounter in a 1st world country. So, when a woman enters puberty, and starts having lots and lots of sex (which STATISTICALLY is true, for the majority of women), she comes out of puberty at like 16 or 18 with a ROAST FUCKIN BEEF FROM FUCKIN ARBYS LOOKIN LIKE SHE RAN HER CROTCH THROUGH A WOODCHIPPER OR SOME SHIT!!! UGH, how does that happen?! Hmmm? And how come VERY FEW women have an innie (hence why they are desirable, plus the aesthetic of it), and how comes VERY FEW women are still virgins (or at least have only had one or two partners) by the end of puberty? HM? Now this is just me, but I'd say those few women who aren't cock slaves have, on average, more innie than outie vaginas. It's just logical.
>>26503461 We know... well at least those of us not just being trolls do. *sigh*
I wish that we could pick girlfriends/women like the chads get to.... like see someone you like at least most of out of clothing too, it's not a "pornography consumption" thing, it's that we know there are men not ignorant of lots of women.... we know there are guys that even if the rest of her is iffy her general figure and face are godly win.....
>>26503600 >tfw I believe this >you post it with that attitude so it's harder to believe It's not that I don't think they can develop into a state where they're like that it's that I do think it alters the appearance. But I haven't enough experience.
>>26503964 >everyone who doesn't take pleasure in making girls feel terrible about themselves for no good reason is a liar bullshit anon. i know a girl who used to post naked pics of herself in a chatroom i used to frequent. for like a year, every dude in there wanted to fuck her raw. one day some idiot commented on her roastieness, and guys having previously not even fkn noticed really, suddenly began commenting too, and she disappeared. it's only an issue if you insist that it must be, and i insist that i don't fucking care, and neither should you. god dammit it still feels just as nice no matter what it looks like. looseness and bad hygiene are the only vag-issues that might bother me.
>>26503992 Good one. I've lurked here longer than you think, senpai.
>>26504025 Oh, thank you for that one! I haven't seen it before!! I'm trying to collect all rare Gondolas, they're cute to me..
>>26504027 I just hate how Undesirable it is by society, along with small tits. I can't even find the vocal minority that likes large asymmetrical labia.. I get too nervous around girls to try sex with them .. thanks for the advice, though
>>26504029 Oral sex is legitimately the best feeling in the world, though. I hate how it becomes a chore for guys when sucking dick is really fun
>>26504097 >guys don't like small tits >oh look it's this shit again yeah big can be nice, but a lot of girls look better with small tits than they would with a larger over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder size. depends on the girl. petite frame with small tits is generally delicious. perkiness and roundness is a lot more important in my (unique and subjective, like everyone) opinion. perky A cups are normally nicer than DD cups which look like a grape in a condom.
>>26504198 >The one I'm enamored with likes em really big. 5'8 doesn't count for petite, either. So I luck out on both of those regards. your guy told you that he "likes them really big", when yours aren't? he sounds like a dick. i'm not gonna respond more extensively to this because seemingly everything i post on /r9k/ is met by my being called a girl, a whiteknight or a liar. but i will say that nothing you've revealed so far dictates that you couldn't be hot af. every look is unique.
>>26504264 He's not even Mine. I just know he's a total boob guy and he likes them big. So I have no chance in making him pay any attention to me. The one he talks to is under 5 ft, and fuckin double D's. I don't have a chance being this tall.
>>26504339 >What kind of birds do you like Penguins Macaroni ones are my favorite Peacocks are pretty cool too, as well as Ostriches My favorite kind of bird is the extinct Terror Bird though What kind do you like?
>>26504361 Oh shit macaronis are real cute! I personally prefer rockhoppers and chinstraps. Have you ever seen Emerald Peacocks? They look like actual fucking dinosaurs, theyre amazing. Pied peacocks are pretty too, even though people mistake them for half-albino, or something like that.
I have a weird kinship with seagulls and pigeons, along with albatrosses. Every time I see a pigeon I get so excited. It's spergy weird. The way they Coo, along with doves. . It's so nice to hear.
>>26504405 >Have you ever seen Emerald Peacocks? Yes, I never thought they looked like dinosaurs though. Feathered dinosaurs... bother me. I prefer scaly reptiles >I have a weird kinship with seagulls and pigeons They're the best bird to bother :^) Are you a birdwatcher or something? Nobody has ever asked me about birds before
>>26504339 >under 5 ft, and fuckin double D's. I don't have a chance being this tall. under 5ft? the fuck. perky DDs are nice though, not gonna lie. but the majority aren't perky once they hit that size. you know, it might be worth keeping in mind that relationships are (or perhaps i should say 'were', it's fucking retarded how trivial relationships are becoming nowadays) about people having an emotional connection and falling in love, traditionally they're not based solely on the quality of the squelching sessions. i'd rather date a girl with whom i have fun and can enjoy life, with saggy A cups and a labia she tucks into her socks, than date taylor swift if she turned out to be a toxic, intolerable cunt who drove me crazy. plus said squelchy sesh will be more fun if you enjoy a person's company than would be the case with a better looking partner who you can't stand to be around. fuck's sake. porn has ruined relationships. fuck you, internet.
>>26504097 >Eating puss is a chore Well the action of licking the clit/lips may be monotonous but women have so many nerves to play with, you move your hands all over and feel her. It's nice. I really like that.
>>26504451 Ah, maybe more like Dragons than Dinosaurs. I understand the whole refusal on feathered dinos. When you grow up with an idea like scaly that makes them look badass as hell, the fluffy chicken theory makes them look a little odd. aww, be nice to them!! they're only trying to live and peck and scream reread the >spergy weird part for that answer. I just really love birds. I'm too lazy and scared of outside to birdwatch too much apart from my birdfeeders
>>26504464 Either way he's jerked to them before and .. I dunno, man. Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them. Everyone just has ulterior motives and I don't know how to follow the social cues for them.
>>26504544 >aww, be nice to them!! they're only trying to live and peck and scream But it's fun to make them scream and fly away :3c >reread the >spergy weird part for that answer. I just really love birds. I'm too lazy and scared of outside to birdwatch too much apart from my birdfeeders I can get that I guess I'm like that with amphibians I suppose. Frogs and Salamanders and Newts are the best :3 >Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them. Everyone just has ulterior motives and I don't know how to follow the social cues for them. N-No I don't ;_; Do you do things other than bird watch on google images?
>>26504544 >Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them. Everyone just has ulterior motives and I don't know how to follow the social cues for them. not me. fucking bored with it. i want my ex, and for all i care i'd never have sex again, as long as i got to be with her. if you can make him like you half as much as i like her, it won't matter whether you even have tits at all. i know how unhelpful i'm being. it just saddens me to see you kids affirming that love is now obsolete. s'all about the orgasms. shitty, forced orgasms based solely on the size of the chick's labia and tits, and the dude's wealth and chaddiness, fuck this gay earth.
>>26504678 >Listen. I take birdes very seriously I noticed >Pepes are frogs, it would make sense if you posted pepes and you like frogs. If there was a very prevalent bird meme I would post it a lot too. I stopped posting pepe a while ago Bird memes are easy to find though
>>26504650 I just hope that if I ever do talk to him, I can be as useful and as interesting as she is. That likely won't ever happen, though. The only thing that's going for me is that my face looks a little nicer than hers. Self mutilation seems like the only way I'm sorry about your ex situation. It seemed like you had a good connection. It just seems like love doesn't exist anyways. A forced chemical to make humans tolerate eachother enough to procreate and then hate eachother, and the cycle continues. It's just pheromones.
>>26504544 >Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them
>tfw a straight dude >tfw totally lack inherent desire for actual penetrative sex since forever
i really hate when women say this. i feel like some sort of abomination. sex intimidates me. almost all humans want sex, but shit is like lusting after a block of cheese to me.and women have the same agenda much of the time in my experience.
>>26503347 I've been starting to come back here every now and then because of the exact same reason. It's a shame what's happened to this board, but I come here in hopes that something interesting will be posted again.
>>26504856 >Golly, you really try to put the charms on with the emotes, huh? I guess >vidya What kind? post steam >Wow fuck I really derailed this thread I should go I'm sorry. pls don't >I thought someone was gonna yell for a pic Did you want that?
>>26504727 love is impossible to define. who cares what it's purpose or cause is, all emotions are chemical reactions, and this particular chemical concoction feels nicer than heroin, nicer than a non-stop orgasm, and it'll change you almost beyond recognition. sucks that fewer and fewer are apparently gonna experience it. and that you think you need plastic tits in order to even get laid. >>26504812 >cheese yeah man, instant gratification is only fun for a while. one can only eat so much cheese before cheese becomes boring. not sure why you find sex intimidating though. sounds more boring to me than it does intimidating.
i think i'm too old for this board. too old-fashioned, haggard and past it. sex is all that's left, love is dead. even grils are calling sex a meme, and chopping bits off their cunts out of terror that otherwise some anonymous people on a fucking weaboo cartoon forum might call them roasties.
>>26504667 I've been around tons of different groups of guys. One on one occasion were we talking about female appearance. That was because one of the guys forced it. We even got an assignment in class to describe an ideal partner. While most just took the easy way out and said Megan Fox ('I don't want to disclose', so everyone knows anything after that is a lie) the girls only talked about generic attractive features. There was one girl who even mentioned an actual personality trait. The others said things like 'he has to be nice'. I and a few other guys described in creepy detail what we cared for as the sweat was dripping. Most girls liked Ashton Kutcher and started describing social status and wealth.
This really wrecked my idea of girls (in class at least) for the most part. Because I had been told girls cared for personality and interests my whole life and we only care about sex. Which I do care about but it's not the driving force of a relationship. It's just incredibly disturbing that so many of them can come and talk about how they want a guy that's popular and rich. At least our Megan Fox has absolutely no discernable features people would know about. She was just the generic hottie. So I have to believe the idea that most of them actually just like looks, money and fame. And note that this wasn't an on the spot thing. We had a week to do a presentation as homework. And you couldn't even think about what you like about a person you fantasize about? If that's not just porn I don't know what is.
It's frustrating to have people tell you this shit all the time. It's a way to reject someone even. It's like saying to a black guy with a PhD who wanna be friends 'no sorry I don't befriend niggers you're just stupid'. Except I can't pull out a PhD if they don't give me a chance.
>>26504640 It's like it literally thinks everyone on 4chan comes from reddit because that's been the troll for the past 4-5 years? Before that it was Gaia, IDK where it was before that.
You realize I've been here since 2005ish right? Like the moment we had DSL regularly?
You realize your little argument for "board culture" or some magical invisible method of what replies are valid or how often to reply or whatever makes no sense to just type in 100+ SINGLE replies instead?
>>26504980 >i just mean i find penis in vagina as sexually appealing as cheese, as in not at all. while i agree with you when it comes to casual sex, cheese is delicious if you love the cow. i think i need to sleep. good luck fucking that dude insecure femanon with what i'm sure is a much nicer bod than you imagine it to be.
>>26504933 I will reply to what the fuck i want to reply to. I do not understand what it's about
SINCE I'M ON A BOARD DEVOTED TO FUCKING SOCIAL REJECTS WHO ARE LITERALLY TROLLING ME FOR BEING A SPERG DESPITE BEING NECKBEARDS.... LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN?
>>26504982 Oh, whatever.. I was watching my grandmother die, and quitting smoking (and failing) until after she did (which I managed cold turkey) and coming off of some pretty NASTY "medicines" so... that entire span of time wasn't just hazy, it was...... well as miserable as now...... but I was younger and supposed to have more hope......
god hope is dumb. i wish I didn't have to die alone with a fake medical smile on my face/fear of a fake medical smile on my face....
>>26505009 *sigh* How do I take care of my body without having to be anally /fit/ level diet - which I can't do... I don't have wealth or power...... it's why I'm HERE.
>>26504943 I'l be more concise without bringing up why I think this way then. Straight women seemingly only think about how sexy a guy is, how popular a guy is and how wealthy a guy is. Then there's probably the consideration of how likely he is to stay in there somewhere.
If this is what girls care about then I actually don't matter at all. They could fuck a mannequin with a dildo next to a sack of cash while it's being broadcast on national TV. At no point would I (the conscious part of me) be of any consequence unless there's a risk il leave. Just an object. That there was only one girl in class that even used an adjective that would suggest otherwise is extremely disturbing. It's people I've know for 3 years that turn out to actually not share any of the ideas I have concerning what life is about. 1/15. So as a straight male I'l have to go out in the get rich, fit and popular quest. And then hope I will eventually find someone who cares similarly to me. Against 1/15 odds. Or if I succeed with the rich fit and popular I have higher chances but because my interactions with women didn't reveal the idea they have of guys I can't know until I'm dedicated. While I also have other concerns too like if they're a nice person or not (it doesn't really matter if you like me when you're a douche). Add the fact that I'm not very social and it's not unlikely I'l die with what remains of my aging family.
I'm 22 and it feels like I've been alone for much longer because of this. And I'm just ignoring the effort of trying to get a date, which seems entirely insurmountable right now. I shouldn't be crying over this still.
>>26505139 "Excessive use of punctuation" SERIOUSLY? PROPER ENGLISH GUISE IS NOW BAD BUT SO ARE EMOJIS BECAUSE MUH REDDIT BECASUE WE HATRE LIKE....HEARTS AND CUTE AND EMOS BECAUSE MEN ARENT SUPPOSED TO EMOTE BECAUSE UHM ERM...... BOARD CULTURE WHERE NOBODY SAID THIS STUFF OR EXPLAINED WHY ANYWHERE.....
AS IN THERE'S LITERALLY NO LOGICAL FUCKING REASON FOR THAT LEVEL OF CACTUS UP ASS ANAL RETENTIVE?
I :"browse" plenty often. Mostly leaked snapchats/contactfag boards etc.
You must be a hairy ass outtie feminist with brats Or a fucking gross neckbeard who can't stand that he's so fat and hairy that grooming would make him realize how small his cock is and how unable to reach it round the fat he is.
>>26505925 not even 1/15 except as just a friend even the ones that do when you realize that you like/love them you're too older for them or not quite right, they change their mind etc. (including literally just to show you you can be happy/as a lesson/ego boost for them but not you)
>>26506630 If this makes you feel better I'm in 3rd year college and I'm still a pathetic KV.
And of course If I don't get pussy in colege where girls are easiest, I'll never get it when I graduate specailly because I'm way too proud to date a desperate divorced 30-something woman when I get to be 30 myself
>>26506666 I don't give a fuck about your fucking stupid social norm since, just like the normies you hate - you will just invent more fucking invisible shit rules to fucking follow that have zero logical fucking justification what so fucking EVER.
Added emphasis because reverse psych doesn't fucking work either faggot.
>>26506684 I was kv until 23. kiss was.... meh... don't ask about it. and a virgin until 32ish. Fucking joy :(
The first time gets what she wants has him fall for her *immediately changes her mind because still thin and settles down with a soldier boy 6.5-7ish/10 with a great personality by 22.
I meanwhile get stuck with someone fat girl titty shaped and built who couldn't even be thin with a fucking eating disorder whose breath stank and who made fun of ime in public for sex problems - even though desu... I couldn't think of her like that ENOUGH and the guilt/shame of settling/desperation/grudge fucking.....
did i mention between these two women they have amassed an aggregate of over 38 partners? And both had kissed more girls than me
and my second time gloated that she slept with an 11/10 qt waifu tier female *sigh* that would never be into older men, or me... no matter how nice or try hard I otherwise was?
>>26494959 >I'm seriously upset that vaginas aren't a subject of the same scrutiny as dicks. Its okay to ridicule men for having small/bent/ugly dicks, but vaginas are meant to be percieved as beautiful in any way, even when they look like Lovecraft's nightmares I agree with you Anon. However, I'm not a fag like you and not afraid of anything.
>>26506901 She had a mostly innie, the second girl had chubby body shape, couldn't tell, wasn't roastie, wasn't great desu I was only sober once, but also still had the nerves/too much other stuff on my mind, she passed out on me anyway that time, made fun of me the first time
my frist time was the only woman who kept me hard even while standing (*which is near impossible for a dysautonomic anyway even with meds btw :P) and well...yeah....
>>26506954 this is a lie. even when women find all dicks ugly its because the REST of US is held to MUCH HIGHER scrutiny women just need to be skinny fat they can be fit, skinny fat, athletic, and many guys like curvy too even fat chicks can still nab tons of skinny guys....
try being a skinny or skinny fat guy anything BUT fit to do a 6.5/10.
So there ya go.
>>26506954 man her face is overly porno even for me, so are the boobs (but she's willing to get maintenance at least)
she's dark meat and would look "roastie" laid down/at a diff angle anyway but it does look nice!
>>26506982 you have to be fucking kidding. this must be a random photo right?
..... uhm because I'd totally play with her if it wasn't. like TOTALLY!
>>26507448 I've owned her for 10 months now. Great girl. Super polite and grateful, super submissive, kinky, only down side is she is extremely emotionally attached and gets depressed when we're apart.
Your r9k assembled list of red flags is meaningless horseshit as a predictor of female personality types.
>>26507101 Shit, I hate it when this happens, you see one picture of a girl where she looks damn near perfect (didn't even notice the lip ring when I first looked, and without noticing that she looks like a 10/10 in this pic)
>>26507419 Then you see this and realize that your dream girl was actually just captured in perfect lighting before, and she's actually a 6/10 tatted and pierced degenerate :(
>>26507508 Are you even surprised? /r9k/ has the least success with women out of pretty much every Internet community, except maybe autistic furries, and yet they claim to know how women work better than anyone. Anyone with an ounce of common sense should know not to trust r9k's advice on women
>>26507550 You are ugly and should feel bad but theirs always plastic surgery right? Right?
>>26507574 You don't have to be lean and muscular if you have personality and a 8 inch dick. When will your retarded ass learn this? Personality and cock is all that matters. It wouldn't of mattered if I was skinny or fat or muscular. (I've been the first two before and I'll be muscular soon anyways tryna join the army) The point I'm making is girls really don't give a fuck if you are skinny muscular or fat as long as you aren't an uglyshit with a small dick. If I wanted your girl I could have her because like I said before Tyrone > than a normal chad.
Any other robots actually like girls with pubic hair? I actually think it's really attractive. My gf (my first and only) is Chinese and her hair is pretty short and fine, so maybe it's just that though...
>>26508656 Do you have any idea how many sexual partners it takes to wear out your vagina to the point it becomes a roastie?
ive seen pornstars without roasties, why cant you understand that i dont like someone who has had sex with literally thousands of people scarring her vagina to the point of no return? am i really the bad guy here huh?
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