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at what age is it safe to conclude that you're just not gonna make it?

i'm 22 and a half and never had a gf. i think if i don't get a gf by my 25th birthday i'll just an hero

anyone else have a set date?
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>>26489545
I'd be okay with like 50, but I think if I reach that age then I would just keep waiting for my heart attack or stroke for thirty more years. I mean, there's always Russian prostitutes I can fuck.
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I'm 22 as well. If I don't change my life by 27 considerably I'll use all my savings to buy drugs and waste my body completely and then go ER on some unsuspecting normies (srs).
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You'll keep moving it back, honestly.

I would have said that at 22, I'm fucking 32, I'll kill myself at 62. Not much purpose living past your middle 60's anyway.
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lmao i said that at 21 i'm 25 now
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If I'm not in a relationship, haven't gone to Uni, or have a decent job by the time I'm 30 then I'll kill myself.
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>>26489946
>>26489966
there.. really is no hope for robots, is there?

it's not a meme, things never change for people like us..
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25 is where you're fucked if you're not on at least SOME sort of decent track. By track I mean: school, a job, a girlfriend, social circle, some combination thereof, etc.

I'm 26 now. Never had a girlfriend or been kissed. Jobless. Deeply in debt. Thinking about suicide.
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>>26489545
If I reach 22 I'll just get a prostitute
It won't fix tfw no gf, but the false intimacy will probably stop me from going full elliot
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I actually decided in my teenage years that I would do it by 30. I expect my grandparents will be dead and siblings will be married/distant enough that it doesn't matter as much.

I thought 25, but that's too soon.
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>>26489545
25 is the deadline for me as well.
I'm 24, turning 25 in September, so the next months will be full of desperate attempts. I'll hang around normies, try to adapt their behavior.
Been doing that since October now, so far it wasn't worked.
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>>26489545
27 kissless dateless virgin here. I just stopped giving a shit after all the rejection. I have no desire for a gf and the thought of touching someone such as hugging or cuddling now completely disgusts me.
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>>26489545
Tbh 25 is too far away for me. Half a decade more of this? Nah senpai, I'll be gone before this year ends
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>>26490136

Good luck with that. I'm 25, nothing happened. I mean it sucks but not to the point that i'm ready to kill myself.
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>>26489545
Smart lad, to slip betimes away
From fields where glory does not stay
And early though the laurel grows
It withers quicker than the rose.

Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man.

And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
And find unwithered on its curls
The garland briefer than a girls.
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i said 25 as well but now i'm saying on my 10,000th day I'll do it

March 31, 2018 if I'm still kissless by then I'm killing myself
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Just hire an escort and fuck the shit out of them. Was is there to lose? Maybe two hundred bucks at the most?

Pros:
Fuck an attractive girl
Pick of the litter
No need for emotional ties

Cons:
Can't make her your gf

Just do it
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>>26490037
nope. I'm 30, said I'd kill myself if I made it to 30 and still a virgin. almost 31 and haven't done it.
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My set date is constantly changing.

When I was in high school, I used to say 21. Then I turned 21, and it moved up to 25.

I'm 22 now, and I'll probably change it again sometime soon. I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself, so I'll just keep on existing.
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I think if you go through college/university and you're still a loser, then that's basically the end for you

If you go through high school and college, the most social times of your life around tens of thousands of people your own age and can't make friends/connections/relationships, then you basically have no chance to

You might say high school, but the issue with high school is that if you get a stigma early in life like middle school, it can carry through with you through high school. But all those new people in college and make no friends with any of them?

I know that because that's what happened to me. 24 now. It's over. I just wish I had the balls to kill myself.
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>>26489545
30 is the year famagusta.
If I haven't enjoyed life by 30, I will an hero.
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>>26490067
GO FULL ELLIOT!!

ACHIEVE HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>26489545

Middeagefag here--believe it or not, many people do not "blossom" until their 30s. At least save your an heroing until 35. Once you get to 35, you realize that everybody in their 20s is pretty much immature and doesn't know shit, and you're glad to be out of that decade, though it didn't seem so at the time.
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>>26489545
Don't worry, if you get depressed enough you'll stop wanting a gf.
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>>26490350
How can I find hookers when I don't have normalfag connections though?
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>>26489545
At 26 I started seeing escorts. Should have started sooner.
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>>26490350
Jesus gtfo normie
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>>26490350
>buy hooker for an hour
>risk going to jail
>buy new huawei honor 5x even though i already have a 6p

god why do i want to waste money.
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>>26490413
>I think if you go through college/university and you're still a loser, then that's basically the end for you
pretty much this. after college, it'll be much harder to find women.
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>>26490242
Thanks Anon.

I may be lucky and not have to do much work. A friend of mine whom I told I liked her said she'd love to date me if things didn't work out with Chad (her friend told me she thinks I'm cute weeks before I even told her, so I'll just assume it's true).
I'm not so fond of being someone's fallback plan, but I'm thinking it'll be worth a try.
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>>26489545
Don't worry anon. The road to success is paved with failure.

But I mean so is the road to failure I guess.

A lot of people try and fail only to succeed but I guess you don't really hear much about the people who fail and then fail some more and keep failing and never make it.
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I am just waiting to see if it is possible for life to improve. I have had a string of shitty months and if it gets to a normal level for a month, I won't. if I guess it depends on how shitty things are, but probably about a year if nothing changes.
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>>26490462
there's a difference between "blossoming" in your 30s and being completely abnormal throughout your teens and 20s.

i assume you mean by "blossoming" that it isnt until their 30s when they settle down with a career, kids, whatever. that's all well and good. but those people are almost always at least normal through their lives up until that point with friends, relationships, etc
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>>26489545
My date was to other people 30, to myself 25, in reality after college, and I've given up already.
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>>26490413
well i went through uni and made friends, just none of them girls. i became a drug dealer to survive though and i always lived in a place that was messy and uninviting to women. i basically couldn't get a GF, except maybe some druggie gf i wouldn't even like.
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>>26490555
Trips of absolute fucking truth, praise be to lord Kek. "For thou shall procreate during days laden with scholarship, or lead the path of wizardry." - book of pepe 24:54, chapter 7... Let me fucking explain. Once you're out of school, that's it. From freshman year of college, chances of getting laid go down ASSYMPTOTICALLY. Im a recent grad, surrounded by old, raggedy pieces of shit. And when I do try to make a move on a girl that looks half decent and isnt too old, I get shot the fuck down. Sure, maybe im just unlucky and autistic, but I bet most of you will find yourselves in a similar situation. FYI: 23, M.
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Its always too late for you.
You think no
It is too soon
I need more time

Anyone have the one pic i think with a french guy saying that by the time suicide becomes an option its already too late to do it.
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>>26490498
go to amsterdam. the hookers there are much better than your run of the mill street hookers anyway
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>>26491118
This image makes me smile.
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>24 years old
>have still never asked out a girl
>have been putting it off since 12 years ago when I was convinced that I needed to get in shape first
>I haven't
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>>26491386
im the exact same

except the reason ive never asked out a girl (besides not being fit since im a holocaust victim) is because ive basically never had friends so im too afraid of them finding out
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>>26491386
i'm going to do a steroid cycle this summer. i'm currently taking DNP since it's cold out, once i run out and get low body fat % i'll just take roids and lift until someone loves me.
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after 25 just give-up and embrace your failure
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If I become a wizard, I'll use my wizard powers to an hero.
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>>26491386
Look at it this way.
Many very fat, shitty people (who aren't rich) find girlfriends.
You're basically admitting you have no personality if you don't think you can do it while you're fat. Have more confidence.
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>>26489545
>killing yourself because (a lack) of grills
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21 kv here. mate do you understand how hard it is to actually find a prostitute. they are all chimp mole rat people
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>>26491827

>Implying that's failure

Man, I wish I could afford all that weeb shit. Nigga is doing something right.
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Don't have a set date and never have, I always feel like I can make it (18 khv)
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>>26489545
Dang, you are me. I'm 22 and have also picked 25 as my give up date. If I don't have a promising future by then I'm gonna move to another country then an hero. I'll wait until my family and friends forget about me first.
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>>26490413

I went through University, had a few friends. I have the best social life I've ever had now at 25. I'm still a KV, so I'm unsure of what to make of it.
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I already know I'm not going to make it. I'm 27.
The only thing that's stopping me is not having enough money for a proper heroin OD.
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>>26491849
If I tried hard enough I'm sure I certainly *could* find a girlfriend, I've had my chances in the past
The issue is my body is absolutely fucking disgusting and I'd feel bad to disappoint any girl willing to date me since I look okay in clothing
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19 khv, not going to even if I never lose my wizardhood.
Sometihng crazy is gonna happen soon and I need to see it before I even think about dropping off a cliff.
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>>26492076
now did it happen?

the reason i feel like you're done after university is because if you go through the most social times of your life with nothing, then you havent developed the social skills necessary to change
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>>26492169
I've actually jumped off an 80 foot cliff in to a lake and landed directly on my back. Make sure your landing isn't water for max comfort
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>>26489545

29 here. Still have hope. I just need to find one of them alone in a quiet dark place (easier said than done).
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>>26492111
>The issue is my body is absolutely fucking disgusting and I'd feel bad to disappoint any girl willing to date me since I look okay in clothing
Yeah, because women certainly don't lie about the way they look every day.
>makeup

You're holding yourself to a higher standard than the women you date if you're doing it that way.
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>>26490041
Thinking but never fucking doing as always, senpai
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>>26492238

Hope is a dangerous thing to have. Hope can drive a man insane.
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>>26492169
What do you think is going to happen?
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>>26490041
I'm 22 in June, got a job, social circle. The concept of relationships and whatnot is just alien to me, no idea what to do about it.
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>>26492196

I got a job where I get on well with a lot of my colleagues. To be honest, I never had much trouble getting on with people or even making friends, I'm just a below-average looking guy with no confidence, so no GF ever. .

I'll stop blogging now.
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>>26492343
Not that guy but he's obviously afraid he won't reach their standards for men, which has nothing to do with the standards women hold for themselves.
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I'm a 20 year old kv.
I wish I could know now whether or not I'll ever get a gf. The only reason I have to put effort into myself and my education is the hope that I will one day raise a family.
If I'll never have a family, I'd rather just become a NEET and sponge off my parents until I get fed up and kill myself.
I don't want to be a lonely wagecuck, it seems so pointless.

>>26492537
You sound a lot like me. I have little trouble socialising, but I don't think any woman has ever been interested in me.
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>>26489545
>i think if i don't get a gf by my 25th birthday i'll just an hero

Pretty much the same, except I won't an hero because apathy/reasons no longer make me want to do this. It's great to be at a point where I no longer think about killing myself all day... I used to browse silkroad looking to buy rohypnol and/or a gun to kill myself. Pretty amazed I didn't go through with it actually. I was very seriously planning to kill myself.

But yeah, I just turned 24 two days ago and I've had "25" set as the date for a while. I have a feeling when I reach 25 if nothing has changed I'll just move the goal post to "28" and then "30".

I remember when I was 18 and 20, I was trying to fix my life and ended up working in a computer recycling plant and made sort of friends with this guy who was an absolute fuck up.

Smoking weed saved my life. But I remember he was about... I think three, maybe it was four years old than me - and I remember thinking "No way am I going to end up a fuck up like this guy". He was 22 at the time. Now at 24 I'm just as much of a fuck up, if not more so, than what I dreaded to become or be at 22.

That said, he's like 28 now and nothing has changed for him either. So yeah. At least I quit weed and kind of have a chance of getting my life on track.
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>>26489545
don't really even need to set a date

if you don't try to get a gf you'll never get one, simple as that.
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>>26490041
I have less than a year to get on a decent track. I hope I make it...
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>>26489545
25 is my hero limit as well. Turning 24 in April.
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Well, in life in general, if you haven't made something of yourself by, like 35, that's a pretty bad sign.
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I'm 18 and already feel that I won't suceed at anything, Why it is so unfair. I feel like I'm broken.
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>>26494327
>people born in 1997 can legally post here

jesus christ
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>>26490350
I tried this last year...twice, sex with hookers is just disappointing and waste of money. Fapping is better.

>tfw you lost your virginity in the worst way possible and can't be a robot anymore, but you can't be a normie either because tfwnogf

Don't do it guys.
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>>26494358
i have feels too. i understand you're frustrated but i have feels too
also drunk
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