Anyone here ever rob a drug dealer? How did you do it and how

>>26489460
>robbing a drug dealer
Nigga you asking your ass to get smoke later on cuz that money aint even his thats a gang's money and they kill any motherfucker that fucks with them.

sounds like a great way to get put 6ft under

>normie main dealer not responding
>had to ask Chad for help
now we wait...

>>26489601
>knowing chads well enough to buy drugs off them

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>>26489493
How would they as long as you're doing it to people who don't know you?

>>26489698
you realize you don't have to know the people who you buy drugs from, right?
Unless first name and phone number IS too much for your aspergaloid brain..

>>26489493
If you rob mexicans, they can't do shit to you because you're an American. Just something to think about wink wink wink

>>26489908
>implying the dealers arent being watched at all times to notify the gang leader if the dealer is fucking around.

one time, I ran off on the plug like wheeeew

>>26490036
You're right, Anon. there's no way a clean-cut white guy could be law enforcement.

Not a good idea if you plan to live in the state where you do it. One of the kids I went to rehab with robbed his dealer by throwing a dixie cup of gas on him and threatening to light him on fire. He was probably lying, but either way it made for a neat story.

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>tfw everything after watching The Wire feels drab, phony and insincere

On season 5 of Oz and it's pretty much shit by this point. Already watched The Sopranos and Breaking Bad.

Been suggested Boardwalk Empire by my mom and a few other people to get my crime drama fix. What would you guys suggest?

>>26490214
>throwing a dixie cup of gas on him and threatening to light him on fire
That's thinking outside the box.

>Anyone here ever rob a drug dealer? How did you do it and how did it go?

Also; Drug Game/Dealer stories General.

>went to rehab

Sounds like you might have some more stories

me and my besf mate have stuck up small time weed dealers a few times before. were from england so we dont have to worry about petty pot dealers carryin straps to shoot us with so its cool. im also froma. shithole called bradford and almost everyone sells weed at the college and uni ends. first time we did it was when we were in high school. some lad 1 year older was selling weed to almost the whole sixth form (seniors). so one time after school we called him on private and told him we wanted to buy an ounce. met him in an alley with balaclavas on and jumped him and took his weed.

>>26490237
Check out The Shield, it's a bretty gud 90's crime series.

>>26489698
>tfw old dealer was named Chad
>really chill dude
>fantastic prices
>good shit
>always available, responds to texts in minutes
>tfw I miss Chad

robbing a plug is easier than robbing the bank tbqh
>fake guns
>tactical equipment
>a rented truck
>a dog and a megahorn to make it flashy

if you don't know anyone to buy the drugs you plan on taking and it's a cash grab dont expect anything big, we got a dude for 50k cash and 100k in drugs and spent it all on strippers and sneakers

>>26490284
the best hit we ever did though was about 4 months ago. we made a fake facebook of some roastie to lure the dealer and get his number and to meet in an alley. we told em using the roasties fb that we wanted to buy 2 ounces. dealer showed up in a silver golf gti and parked in the alley. we rushed towards the whipand hit the dealer and his driver with brass knuckles and dragged em outta the. whip. took the ounces and a designer watch and vacated the scene

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Failed normie cyborg here. I sold pot for a few years. Only to people I knew personally, made about as much as a part time job. Pretty comfy, since they mostly came to me. Too much stress about getting caught and having to be on call like a doctor though, but ironically it cured me of my weed addiction; I was one of those people who would buy booze and weed instead of food if it came down to it. Having large quantities somehow made the novelty wear off; now I'm only an alcoholic. It also helped my social anxiety because even though I was the most lowkey non gangster type, I felt sort of badass doing something illegal. That's mostly worn off though

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>>26490284
>>26490432
Top notch m8. I like the fake roastie account idea.

>>26490395
>50k cash and 100k in drugs
Good fucking score. That sounds a bit elaborate.

Anybody who's going to be within your capabilities of robbing (ie. unarmed dealer with nobody for backup) isn't going to have all that much money. You're better off making friends with a dealer and selling shit yourself if you're looking to make money illegally. Robbing hookers/pimps on the other hand. . .
http://youtu.be/S3S_qqhL_4A

>>26490654
You serious about robbing hookers? Seems pretty scummy since they aren't ruining lives or anything.

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>>26490654
>Robbing hookers/pimps on the other hand. . .
Hmmmmm. Any stories on that front, Anon?

>>26490812
>implying pimps aren't often brutal criminals
>implying hookers are people
Anon pls

>>26490812
Somewhat. I don't imagine too many hookers carry money with them when they meet clients, but if you're a ballsy motherfucker and not a turbo skeleton manlet I'm sure you could convince a hooker to tell you where her pimp (if she even has one) was or to withdraw a few dollars to give to you. That or you could take her expensive jewelry or whatever other valuables she had in her car.

Only works in the ghetto or really shady backpage girls these days though, "escort services" at least try to maintain an air of legitimacy.

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>>26490528
How did you find an initial supplier? Any tips on developing connections in that world?

>>26490237
That pablo escobar show on netflix is pretty good

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>>26490370
rip learde

>>26490870
>Hmmmmm. Any stories on that front, Anon?
Nah, I have a job, but I'd have far less qualms about shaking down a pimp than a drug dealer. One's essentially a slave trader and the other is just somebody selling something you don't agree with but ultimately doesn't hurt anybody except consenting parties, when was the last time you heard of a drug dealer beating their clients for not slamming dope?

>>26489460
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This isn't /b/, you retard.
That sentence hasn't helped the many people who have been prosecuted for 4chan posts, either

>>26491111

have people really been prosecuted for 4chan posts?

>>26491167
Yeah but largely for school shooting or pedophillia type shit. As far as I know nobody has ever been prosecuted for memeing about robbing hookers and drug dealers.

>>26490395
>spent it all on strippers and sneakers
Nigger detected

>>26491167
Yes and it ultimately ruined my life. I can't get a job at most places or get approved for an apartment.

>>26491167
Yes, people have been prosecuted for 4chan posts for a variety of reasons.
Just go to /int/ and ask them about the sheikh. He's the most recent one I remember

http://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2014/10/08/21-year-old-islander-charged-with-terrorism-and-publishing-bomb-making-details-online/

>>26491346
Greentext time, anon. Give us details.

>>26490036
I don't even know my dealers name
He don't know mine either
His name was guy in my phone

>>26491445
How does that even happen? Do you just wander around asking people about drugs until one of them hooks you up?

>>26491047
>he other is just somebody selling something you don't agree with but ultimately doesn't hurt anybody except consenting parties
The whores are also consenting parties

>One's essentially a slave trader
Not if you live in america or western europe. I only pity prostitutes who live in poor countries with no social safety nets.

>>26491047
>when was the last time you heard of a drug dealer beating their clients for not slamming dope?
When was the last time you heard of a pimp cutting his whore's snatches with poison to make more money?

>>26491471
Was in jail
And yeah asked some sketchy looking fuckers
YO YOU GOT ANY METH BRO
Nah I can get weed though
Oh ok that's cool too

>>26491471
Only if you're a cop

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>>26490987
Express a desire to people you know work in quantity. Sell a bit to friends, even if you aren't making much profit. I fell into it by accident... somebody offered me a cheap bulk sale and the rest was history, but once I had a customer base it was easy to make connections... after the first year I had at least 6 Good connections at any given time, and a couple shit ones if I got desperate. The initial good connection will be hard, but after that if you have demand finding supply becomes easier. Godspeed anon, and for god's sake be cautious

>>26491750
Hey, mate. If you're dealing schedule 1 chemicals in large amounts it's really not a good idea to post about it on the internet.

>>26491885
But I'm anonymous and I used incognito mode

>>26491963
Oh, you didn't tell me you were such a damn good hacker. That changes everything.

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>>26491885
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This is a creative writing thread, Anon.

>>26492024
I really hope you're not relying on that to help you out.
You're going to end up like Thad saying everything was a joke.

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>>26492063
Distributing CP is hardly the same as having hypothetical discussions on a Hungarian Horse Archery BBS, Anon.

>>26492142
People have been arrested for cyberbullying and distributing fake coupons on 4chan.
Trust me, this is not a good place to post about your illegal activities and think that a sentence about /b/ is enough legal protection to avoid prosecution.

>>26492252
cyberbullying is a crime? what the fuck

>>26492364
It depends on where you live.

>>26492252
Fuck man I remember coupon threads on /b/.
Is that why they stopped?

>>26492402
Yeah. You didn't find it odd that they were around everyday for a long time and then suddenly stopped?

>>26492419
I stopped browsing 4chan for about 2 years so I just thought they died because it got trickier.

>>26492440
Oh. Well, it was a combination of people being arrested for them and retailers catching onto it.

>>26491885
I haven't done anything illegal in years.
also
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

:^)

>>26492569
Alright, whatever. It's your life you're gambling.
Go for it.

>>26492584
i appreciate your concern phamilia, but my hands are truly clean

Three of us,one watching the front,one behind the place under the window. And then me, I went inside and took there case with all there stash. Threw that shit out the window to the guy out back, took it back home to break into it, weed, pills, acid. Good day, felt gangsta