>full head of hair, black
>confidence ok i guess
Alone on valentines day, what the fuck /r9k/ ? I must be /ugly/ who here /ugly/ ?
>Well kept black hair and stubble.
>Extremely high confidence with lots of friends who I do activities with.
We are very similar OP. I am kv though so I don't know about you.
>Full head of hair
>Confidence good normally
>Body looks good when I'm clothed, muscular
>Take off my clothes and I have the body type of sad bread
>huge lower body compared to upper from sports
>virgin at 19
Literally the only thing keeping me from being confident and getting intimate famalam.
you only get picture of my /eyes/ sorry, they look better in sunlight
i have kissed, but still a virgin
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEREEEE
Just fuck my whole life up
I am not willing to go into the mirror and pose like a nonce after all this isn't /soc/. I have a v-shaped torso, back muscles and shoulder way larger than my hips and six pack of sausage rolls, I need to work on my pectorial muscles for true ottermode status
whats your workout schedule like m8
im not getting any gains whatsoever
>i have kissed, but still a virgin
I can't believe I'll have to REEE again
Monday - 5km on bike (gym is also a 1 and a1/2 mile walk), biceps, triceps and lats 3 sets of 12.
Wednesday - Deadlifts, smith machine, 5km bike (i always do 5km bike first), pull ups
Thursday or Friday - Whatever I fancy, mostly chest or legs from time to time. I also try and do forearms
>not even lifting will get me a gf
>tfw 180lbs and 6' tall
>girls still hate me
>be under 5ft tall
>actually have a wife but she's 5'11
>don't have sex frequently
>have sex today for V-day
>she finally admits I have the body of a middle schooler, my dick is a couple of inches too short for her to really "go to town" like she could with previous men, and that I don't have the mass to take her from behind how she likes
>"don't be upset, I'm not with you because your hot"
>"I'm with you because your cute"
>works full time while I stay home as her househusband
>always out with her chad co-workers
>go out with them once and they tease me in front of her when they find out I stand on my tiptoes to use the urinal
I asked my wife this and was told that the generic, over 6 foot, broad shoulder, muscled, big dicked jock was hot.
Because I'm shorter then 5 feet tall I can only be "cute" or "adorable". Never hot. She said because I'm 4'9 I'm literally the same size as a middle schooler.
>"Are middle schoolers hot?"
>There's your answer
>Never let's me go out alone and doesn't even let me drive since I can't reach the pedals
>forever a passenger
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lol i only found this the other day im usually on /sp/, i love these memes theyre so funny XD
But why does every1on this board pretend to be virgins? everyone i know were at most 17 before getting the puss.
>nigh perfect hair (parents aren't balding even hitting 80)
>tonne of external confidence
I've been hit on by several girls, every time I play too hard to get and they think I'm rejecting them.
I-I swear next time will be different
My wife basically confirmed that.
>the ass I'm literally too small to handle
I'm probably already a cuck and I don't even know it.
>be 4'9 tall
>wife is almost 6ft
Trust me, I eat that puss... usually while she watches some rom com chick flick.
But it's not going to be the same for her as a hard dicking. She's straight up admitted that I'm too small to really move her during sex.
The best I could do is fucking eat her out.
I know. Jokes on me right? Probably one of the few guys on this board that has a girl but to her I'm no better physically then a middle schooler.
What's the alternative? She literally threatens to kick my ass herself if I mouth off or even try to leave the house alone.
On top of that, even though she's bigger and stronger then me, she also says she has several chad white knights on speed dial that would love to "step on me" if she asks them to.
you and i just don't have a face as good as eggmans.
>mfw when I'm a sand nigger with green eyes
Of course, I'm still ugly senpai
>blackish brownish hair
>still no bf
why must I suffer /r9k/?