Just admit that you only want a girlfriend for sex, and don't

>>26487076
>Just admit that you only want a girlfriend for sex, and don't actually want to deal with any of her bullshit or spend any time and money on her.

>Implying anyone here ever said otherwise

Would you even say the reverse to women?: Just admit that you only want a boyfriend for spending time and money on you, and don't actually want to deal with any of his bullshit or have sex.

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>>26487076
If I wanted sex I would have bought a hooker by now.

>>26487076
I want love and affection. Sex literally means nothing to me other than as a bonding experience and something fun to share with the woman I love.

>>26487463
This. If I just wanted the physical sensation of a pussy around my dick I'd hire a whore.

I want a girl who actually wants my body, personality, and I, not someone who's fucking me out of obligation or some weird shit. I just want some genuine fucking love, I want a girl to love me. I want to love her. I want to feel obsessed about her like the dipshit confused romantic teenager I still pretty much am.

You don't know me, you fucking Redditor.

>>26487076

why won't you guys just pay for a hooker and have it done by a professional

instead guys choose to spend $$ on dates and then risk getting no sex or shitty sex at best

>implying anybody enjoys dealing with their bullshit and spending copious amounts of time and money on others
there's more to relationships than spending money and sex nignog

>>26487587

yeah, like listen to her irrelevant bs, listening to her moan and complain about shit all the time, listening to her wanting to go places all the time, the risk of getting cucked, wanting to do stuff just because her friends do it and she wants to "keep up" with them so she can fit in, and countless other female bs

>>26487076
Yeah.. fuck that girlfriend noise bruh

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I don't put importance on sex in a relatioship. It matters, but its not the most important thing. The most important thing is intimacy and trust. If you don't have those in your life, than what are you? A robot apparently. I've never experienced them in my life. Sex would be nice, but really all I want is to be cared about by another person.

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i just want some one to love and some one to love me but dating is just not for me, not after my first girlfriend was crazy and depressed and left me

>>26487076
That's wrong though, I actually fear sex because STDs.

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>>26487076
I was conflicted about this my entire life. I never really had crushes on girls, deep down I just wanted someone to lose my virginity with so I could stop feeling pathetic about it. I didn't even want a gf, sex wouldn't be worth the money and time investment.

Turns out I'm gay and the tfw no bf feels I've repressed my whole life came all at once and I'm too scared of rejection, AIDS and getting taken advantage of to do anything about it

Just kill me senpai

if I only wanted sex I'd have lost my virginity to a hooker or a fat chick.

believe it or not, robots have feelings and want an emotional connection with someone. But I guess that doesn't fit in with your worldview where all men are misogynist shitlords constantly suppressing their urge to rape.

>>26487463
>>26487519
Why must the person be a girl?

I dont want a girlfriend. All my romances have been massive failures in my life due to my severe mental problems. I passed my genes on already with a girl I had an affair with, so Im good to go about my way and dont feel any need to procreate.

>>26488050
Because faggots should die, and should not exist

>>26488050
Because I'm not romantically attracted to men, Faggot. Sexuality might be a little more malleable than people like to think but that doesn't mean we can just go hump our own gender on a whim. I wouldn't even be able to get it up or enjoy a second of it. There'd be some fucking naked dude trying to get all up on me.

>>26487729
just b yourself senpai (original comment bruhs)

>>26487729
>The most important thing is intimacy and trust.
Complete bullshit
>you don't have those in your life, than what are you?
An objective and logical thinking human being
>Sex would be nice, but really all I want is to be cared about by another person.
You've set yourself up for failure hardcore kek

>>26488499
>objective
>can't see how nature has intended for him to live

>>26488050
I wanna breed and have numerous kids, that's why.

>>26488539
>can't see how nature has intended for him to live
>can't see how "nature" doesn't have a consciousness so it doesn't "intend" anything

Funny how nature also intends for a lot of women to die during child birth, for humans to die of many diseases and have shorter lifespans, etc, but we still use technology to prevent and fx these problems basically telling nature to go fuck itself, now why the exception here ;)

>>26488872
nature has made it easy to live normally if you follow it

>>26489049
>nature has made it easy to live normally if you follow it
You mean HUMANS have made it easy, not "nature", stop speaking as though you are ascribing personifying characteristics to "nature". Nature is just the environment, it doesn't do anything.

Oh and even if we apply "humans" to your sentence it fails because "following it" doesn't work for everyone hence robots exist.

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I realized I want a gf for both sex AND cuddling.

And then I also wanted her to be emotionally stable and level headed

So I guess I don't really want a gf then

>>26487076
I want a loyal slave girl
where can i find a slave that will be loyal to me I dont even demand that much she doesnt even need to learn to cook , just be pretty please me sexually and clean the house which wont be a prbolem since i care about hygiene

>>26487076
Just admit that your stupid snail meme will never catch on you fucking autist

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I don't even want a gf.

I want a family.

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I honestly have near-zero libido. I fap maybe once a week.

I really just want someone to love and cuddle. Perhaps someone who can deal with my mental issues.

>>26487423
>This

I want to vacation with a girl and spoil her. I want to have a family. I want to die faithful to her.

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Sex kinda weirds me out, I wouldn't mind going without it if I was in a relationship.

It's somewhat true, OP.
I'd like a girl to have sex with her, but also to have someone to talk to when I'm bored.
There are so many things I've wanted to do but can't because I have no friends and doing those things would be awkward.
A girlfriend would change this.

>>26488050
Cos we aint gay.

>>26487076
Sure OP, I'll admit that.

>inb4 why not just buy hooker
because I want to have sex with someone that actually wants me to fulfill their needs

>>26490228
What part of sex weirds you out?

I bet the faggots talking about not wanting sex and sex being weird are roasties in denial.

after my gf i quickly realized how a lot of girls are boring and have a lot of needs. I just wanted to get my dick wet. im trying to deceive girls into thinking a beta provider so i can fuck at least once and then ill drop the relationship and act as she is a bad gf not opening up enough for me

>>26490128
easy answer: become a muslim

>>26490440
>after my gf i quickly realized how a lot of girls are boring and have a lot of needs

Yeah and you're just so interesting right

>>26490455

>Appeal to hypocrisy

ROASTIE DETECTED
ROASTIE DETECTED
ROASTIE DETECTED

I just want the social validation.

>>26490490
I know you're joking, but that's probably the worst thing about this board. That robots think that they are just so fucking interesting and that "normies" have such boring interests and that girls have basically no personalities

I understand thinking that most girls and normal people are pretty boring, because that's true, but it isn't like we're any better.

>>26490455
just face it, if the highlight of your week is going to the club and talking about random dumb shit with a drunk guy who was flirting with you or how your friend threw up somewhere, you're boring. this is pretty much 90%of the females on this planet

>>26487076

That would be true if I wanted a girlfriend in the first place.

I have about 100 things I hate about myself and need to fix before I can even consider having friends, let alone a girlfriend.

My sexual needs can be far better fulfilled by a Tenga and some porn than any woman alive. I want a girlfriend to have someone who actually gives a shit about me. I know it'll never happen, but it doesn't stop me from trying.

>>26490559
Okay, and what's the highlight of your week then, mister oh so interesting 4chan robot

>>26490590
Jesus you're just a right cunt aren't you?

I need someone to do the cooking and cleaning

>>26490533

>Women are parasitic, annoying, boring, worthless
>But men are bad too!

Women are shit m8. They contribute nothing. They are nothing. All intelligent discussion and work is produced by men

>>26490607
>you generalize literally 90% of the world's females into "the only thing they find interesting is going to the club and throwing up women are so fucking boring and worthless"
>ask that if you think that, then what makes you so interesting?
>JESUS YOU'RE A CUNT

Okay man

>>26490455
Men believe they are perfect and that everything wrong in their lives is entirely the fault of others. It's this weird psychological thing they have.

>>26487076
I want a girlfriend for sex and emotional intimacy

>>26490655
>assuming those people are the same person
So you're a woman AND a newfag. Get out.

>>26490714
>if you call out the hypocrisy of this board you need to leave because you're trying to expose the echo chamber we have

you really need to go back to lebbit. they love echo chambers there, their entire website is based around it