fembots, what would you think if a guy came on a pic of you?

>>26486603
Nigga something's up with your semen.

>>26486603
Why do you have a 3D pic of popcorn shooting out from Ariel winters tits

"""""FEM"""""bots don't exist you fucking worthless nigger

>>26486718
>not understanding the joke
Fuck you op

>>26486603
A /b/tard came on a photo of my face a few years ago, was disgusted at the time as I was quite young.
If it happened now, I wouldn't really feel that way anymore. I wouldn't say "honoured" but something like that I guess.

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>masturbating to pictures
Disgusting, just use your imagination if you're that desperate.

>>26486899
That was when Louis watched an old man sing to his mail order bride who could not speak english and he was about to fuck her again.

>>26486898
Have you ever posted nudes? I can't believe that about women here, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>Oh, I'm just your regular girl who also has nudes of myself on the internet! Yep! Just a normal girl!

>>26486603

this nigga sticks candles down his pipi you know it

>>26487472
>Oh, I'm just your regular girl who also has nudes of myself on the internet! Yep! Just a normal girl!

Regular women are whores

welcome to 2016

>>26487472
N-no I've never posted nudes. I was 12 or 13 years old so it was either some pedo or a guy who wanted to weird me out.

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>>26486603
Yeah I'm so 'honered' that some desperate virgin loser came on a picture of me nice bait op.

>>26488195

What if Ben Affleck came on a picture of you?

>>26487472
I'm just a normal male Robot who would post countless photos of myself online if people wanted them. I'd even do costumes and shit.

I'm not particularly hot, would be dreadfully scared of showing my face and I'm not even sure where I'd post. Girls just don't care that much for it I think.

>>26488226
Where did that even come from of all the people y him?

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>>26488397

I'm Ben Affleck

>>26488463
lulzy, proper fuckin lulzy

>>26486603
I'd feel disgusted with myself, I'd wonder what I did wrong to make him think of me that way. A classmate once told me (he was really drunk) that he had been jacking off thinking of me for the past years and it really scarred me.

>>26488397
JUST
answer the question, lady

>>26488520

What if your classmate were attractive?

>>26488520
>getting sexual attention
>freaked out
Yo, foreal?

>>26488520
What you did wrong? What? People seeing you as sexually attractive is a win in the book of biology.

>>26488584
He is attractive, I used to have a crush on him.

>>26488750
I mean, sexual attraction is essential to get with the opposite gender but it makes me feel guilty. I don't wear tight or revealing clothing so it should be hard to imagine me doing something lewd.

>>26488759
I know, and I do wish to get a partner but I'd rather attract him in a different way.

>>26488916
You sound sweet. Please stay that way for somebody.

>>26488916

Hmm so your crush liked you back...

How did he act with you? did he use to look at you a certain way before he told you that? Was he receptive to you sitting by him and shit? curious

>>26487472
you would too if you could get endless validation just from taking a shitty mirror pic and posting it.

>>26488960
Thank you

>>26489038
We were sort of friends in the early years of high school, then we had a few problems and he ignored me ever since. He'd sit as far away from me as possible, he'd never even say my name, if I asked him something he'd pretend he didn't hear me. He told me that out of the blue, after senior year.

>>26489136

I wish I can tell which guys jack off to me or not.

>>26489160

I'm jacking off to you bby :^)

>>26486899
not op but i rarely ever jack to anything but pictures/ fetish captions anymore

>>26489160
Honestly, I don't want to know. Not after hearing a lot of things that my classmates said about me in high school, as if I needed more reasons to hate myself.

>>26489308
>Not after hearing a lot of things that my classmates said about me in high school

What did they say exactly?

Flattered, really.

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Weirded out. He'd have a fetish for ugly autistic girls.

>>26489321
>the things I'd do to anon, you don't even want to know
>man, look at her ass
>I want it be p.e. already so we can get a better look at her ass
>I always ask anon to pick up my pen from the floor
>anon, you have a really good ass. Is it because you workout or?
>*grabs a tag that's in my pants* tells his friend that it was because he almost couldn't resist slapping my ass

There's a lot more actually. Most of them I overheard them and the rest of them were heard by orbiters.

>>26489418
so are you gonna post a pic of your ass, or what?

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>>26488577
Nah he looks too much like my dad and I'm not into that F am

>>26489440
Nah, I'm good. I don't need more compliments than the ones I already get

>>26489109
No I wouldn't. There is no excusing shitty behavior, you either own up to it or make up excuses.

>>26489418
>hate yourself because people say nice things about your ass
Women are retarded

>>26489482
>implying

boring

>>26489445

>tfw no Ben Affleck dad to cum on your pics

can you post a pic of your dad

>>26489550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21UP0frYg-E

doo dah doo doo

>>26489501
Hate myself because teenage boys were probably wacking off to the thought of me. It's disgusting, sinful, I don't want that sort of attention.

>>26489666
women= devil confirmed

>>26489696
Heh, what a lovely coincidence.

If a 4/10 fembot masturbated to me I'd be pretty honored desu senpai

>>26489858
Post a picture of your hand and I'll masturbate to it. Hand fetish here.

>>26486603
I'd be turned on by the voodoo idea. Becoming a lonely sperglord's sex toy via the connection.

>>26490013
>I'd be turned on by the voodoo idea

lel what

I kind of want to do a cum tribute later tonight. I would do it know but I jack off this morning so I'm going to give it some time to reload a bit more.

I've done typical tribute threads where blokes post pictures of women and I choose one but I really want to do one on a girl who posts here. Would getting a timestamped pic seem like a feasable thing? I don't need face. Just like a picture that is really obviously a girl with a timestamp. Nude or not.

Think I might be able to get a post like that?

>>26488916
>it should be hard to imagine me doing something lewd
you underestimate the power of the male imagination

>>26487782

>I was 12 or 13 years

nice, can you post that same pic, i want to cum on it too

I would feel disgusted and cum smells like shit.

>>26492030
You've smelled cum? Please be more descriptive. Does all guys smell the same? Smell different at different times?

>>26492156
Man here.

It is well known that the smell and taste of semen is affected by various things.

Mostly health and diet. Diet makes an impact but it isn't like "eat this and your jizz tastes like candy."

>>26491977
Are you serious? There's no way I'd even remember which photo it was, sorry anon.

>>26492156
It smells like bleach. Literally gagged when i smelled it for the first time. I dont even want to be around a dick. Id rather be gay

>>26489858
I'm pretty sure that some girls on here masturbated to my picture. That, or gay guys. Can't tell, but any time I post my picture I get a load of people telling me I'm cute and that they want me.

I ride that confidence boost out for like a month. I'm not posting it again because now I raised the bar of expectation.

>>26492366
What context did you post it? Why were you posting it?

And yeah he is serious. Any photo of you at 12-13 will do.

damn. drink some water OP. that semen is yellow as fuck.

>>26492241
>>26492397
Thank you. I wonder what my husbando's smells like... I hope he is well.

Is that the actor who plays the nerdy chick from Modern Family..?

>>26492480
Don't even bother smelling it. Just stay away. I don't want to go near another cock without wanting to throw up when he cums

>>26492483
Yeah. She cut her tits off though and is now dead to me

>>26492241

>"eat this and your jizz tastes like candy."

that really works ? i must work on that then, if only to stop their little disapointed faces.


:^)

>>26492515

faguette

cum is awesome if it's from someone you like

>>26486603
That's cum. That's kinda disgusting, I guess I'll never do blowjobs. inb4 you'll be alone forever, I don't give a fucccck

>>26492536
No its not you fucking slut. Ive been with this guy for years and i loved him. His cum smelled like bleach. Cum is disgusting.

>>26492366

oh,okay

any pic will do then

>>26492588

Looks like I discovered the frigid one in this thread :^)

>>26489482
you sound like exactly the kind of girl i'd go after, assuming we could speak normally and had some similar interests of course
too bad nobody here is in arizona, much less a qt who'd want me

>>26492657
Ill never let someone ejaculate their stinky cum on my face or mouth. Degenerates

>>26492697

looks like your bf has to find someone else for doing that if he ever wants to try :^)

If you faggots ever watched Don Jon, you would see that it kind of makes the point where masturbation in general is one way, selfish. And that actual sex is two way, interaction between people, and generally a situation where both want it.

Unsolicited sexual advances are just pitiful from both men and women, and modern media with its memes do a huge disservice to people in general, with the hypersexualization of everything.

Maybe the media thing is just what the military-industrial complex do hand in hand with global capitalism. Or if it is just innocent "sex sells" kind of deal. It does not matter, the effects that we experience are the same.

For example the media put pressure on women to adhere to their beauty standards, as the beauty standards are presented without anyone actually saying that they should adhere to them.

Then both men and women are getting screwed by the capitalist economy and its ideology that is meant to protect the interests of those who own the capital.

Bullshit jobs is a good essay explaining the issue. Bullshit jobs are there to devalue the real jobs and justify real jobs being paid less to keep the productive people from ever gaining any traction. While the unproductive capital owners make their capital work for them.

So to conclude, my advice for robots is to socialize, seek lots of friendship, and the likelihood of finding someone who will want to proceed further will increase a lot.

>>26492717
You're a sick freak and I wont be some desperate slut. Im going to throw up thinking about semen now. Ops pick is so gross and chunky

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>>26492697
Are you really calling girls like this degenerate?

>>26492760

Your bf is a poor guy if he has to stay with someone as you desu senpai

Imagine being never able to fulfill your sexual fantasies with your partner

>>26492787
Yes. What's your point here? Because shes good looking or something? Shes getting paid to have these guys smelly semen on her. I'd only do it if my bf treated me to something or bought me a gift. But still i dont think im that desperate.

>>26492853
You shouldn't let anybody do it, it's degenerate and the guy literally posted a whore, they are not actually human.

>>26492847
He came inside me, on my tits, stomach, ass, hands etc. Absolutely disgusting still. Nobody will ever get near my face. I gag when i go wash myself.

>>26492893
>I gag when i go wash myself

I'm sure your bf feels loved and desired when he notices you doing that after sex.

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>>26492416
It was near the end of a faces of /b/ thread. Mentioned my age, did a timestamp and surprisingly wasn't underageb&.
I can't find any pictures from that age..
>>26492629
Eh sure. This is all I can find right now, was a pretty young in this photo

>>26492515
Don't worry fatherst I've gone with a guy is hold his hand. Boys are gross. Cum is gross. Unless its mai husbando's then by defult, its pure... Not like I'm getting near it though.

>>26492915
Implying i let him see me when im doing it. I did tell him it stinks and recommended pineapples or something but he never did it. Either way cum is disgusting. Whoever likes cum is degenerate and not normal.

>>26492921

you were a pretty cute loli :3

>>26492942
This guy was my dream husbando and nope just nope. Automatic turn off if your cum smells weird. I even read that it smells like bleach. I feel bad for insecure sluts and pornstars who have to deal with facials and swallowing cum.

>>26492968

>implying he doesn't notice
>implying you don't make him feel bad for his sexual desires
>implying you don't make him second guess everything he does while having sex because he worries about offending you or grossing you out with everything he does, making it impossible for him to let himself really

You are the worst kind of gf, if he is an actual good guy he deserves better than you desu. Do you actually love him?

Like how is it honorable for some guy to come on your face? What the hell is wrong with you?

>>26493064

>making it impossible for him to let himself really

fugg, meant to say

>making it impossible for him to let himself really go

>>26493064
Stop watching porn you fucking idiot. Semen is digusting. You have to be a big time cumdumsters to like it. This convo is going nowhere

>>26493016
Well thank you anon :)

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>>26493022
I'm sorry anon. You have to choose your husbando wise. He could be an unvirgin or manwhore. Might be time for an idol-bando.

>>26490013
Shit you reminded me of this classic.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/431726/a619c23308/

>>26493100

No I just noticed that those things don't really matter if you actually love your partner. It's not like he takes a dump on your face or something.

If your partner constantly has to secondguess himself about his sexual desires grossing your out or something that's poison for a long time relationship.

Just saying

>>26493122
I don't even care anymore. Maybe i should go gay, honestly. I love the smell of my vagina and maybe its the same if i smell another girls

>>26493171
Stop trying to convince me to think like you, slut.

>>26493207

Just trying to help

Maybe you'll think of me when your bf cheats on you with someone who actually understands how to make a guy feel good :^)

>>26488916
>in a different way

In a non-sexual way?

I mean cuming on pictures and making a photo of it is random and who wants to see cold sperm,
but fapping to a girl you find hot is "normal"

>>26493231
Disgusting slut, go off yourself already. I hope you get facial herpes since you seriously deserve it.

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>>26493270
>>26493231
Nice roleplay nerds.

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A fembot I talk to actually recently asked me to do this.

What do?

>>26493270
I'm not the girl you're replying to, I'm >>26492921
but don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? If it would make him happy then just let him do it. You can't call me a slut for saying that because I'm kv, unlike you.

Why are women so weird?
There is literaly no sign of sexual desire towards a men he would not consider good

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>>26493185
Find a kpop husbando and be content, anon. I'm not intrested in guys or dating. All I do is study, watch anime, sleep, and watch kpop videos. Its a great life.

>>26493319
Ive seen this before, source please anon? I know she ends up liking it something like "no one said stop" and he fucks with other girls in the class after getting this mirror thing that shows him whatever he wants

>>26493355
No. People think it's normal because they see it in porn. IT'S NOT NORMAL. I have dignity. It's fucking degrading too.

>>26493361

well maybe spreading smelly period blood all over my photo.

>>26493407
I posted the source here >>26493137
It's called Linked Mirror

We can all agree that we like the smell of our farts because its normal. Most guys dont even like the smell their semen and won't eat it. Why the fuck should i? Just ew its not normal

>>26493404
I don't see any kpop tier looking guys

>>26493423
Squirting on a photo would be a more apropriate comparasion, and I would love to know that a girl would do this to a picture of me

>>26493270

Me and my bf have a healthy sexlife and aren't afraid to talk about it, you should try that too :^)

Not liking something is okay if your partner knows about it because you have talked about it.

>>26493520
Ok go eat your boyfriends cum now. You cumdumster (literally). You're disgraceful and sickening. Don't have children.

>>26493562
>Ok go eat your boyfriends cum now. You cumdumster (literally). You're disgraceful and sickening. Don't have children.

We both agreed we don't want children and talked about it. As for the rest I will.

Your bf is a really poor guy :^)

>>26493633
Good riddance. I hope you choke on his cum die, slut.

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>>26493498
Exactly, no one around you is good looking anyway and you don't need to be in a relationship.

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>(literally)
>image.[type] +kpop shit
>mfw this is secretly a black girl thread

>>26493710
Are you the same girl that sounded really qt? I'm not sure if I like you getting this angry.

>>26494604
I don't care what people think of me online and i dont know who youre talking about

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>>26494626
ouch

forced originality ruins the feel

>>26494684
Why would you assume I'm this poster you're thinking about?

>>26494748
I'm just autistic, and i like to imagine things. Sorry.

>>26494626

It looks like you got pretty mad considering you don't care about what people say online pham.

>>26494911
Disgusted=\=Mad
Now im thinking about chunky semen again.

>>26494626
i know exactly how you feel personally, my girl always trying to get me to eat her out but her fluids are so disgusting that i just gag when they get anywhere near me. her orgasms are just revolting to me too and i let her know it.

>>26491287
Yeah, I have a good understanding of that. I suppose that "boys will be boys" and no amount of covering up is going to stop that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to put it all out there.

>>26492659
Sorry anon, I love far far away from Arizona.

>>26493243
Well, I want respect. I want to be treated as a lady, and I'd like whoever I'm interested in to think of me as a lady to the point it would make him feel guilty to think dirty things that would involve me. The things I'd like him to value about me are the following: modesty > personality > looks

Violated, I don't go doing that to your pictures ffs men have no shame

>>26488916
>tfw my type is comfy cute girls
>crush was sort of there but became partyish demistacey after HS
Pls don't become like her. You girls are the best. I would do obscenely kinky stuff as well if I had a girl like that tho. There seems to be two types, ones that get compliments and those that don't, each seeking status that they haven't experienced. At least from what I saw in her and you.

>>26496056
>tfw have no concept of shame at all after decade of bullying but enough respect and decency to not consider such jackshit
And nobody cares. I almost don't exist to women regardless.

>>26495997
>The things I'd like him to value about me are the following: modesty > personality > looks
Where do I sign for a girl like this?

I always look for the modest ones but it's tough, I also tried to push one away when she had looks that beat Katya when her personality wasn't my thing. I can tell you that as a guy who's on a similar spectrum, it's only so long before we can contain our desires. I got to the point where I masturbate to clothed cuteys the most because they rev me up effectively.

>>26493562
all women are inherently cumdumpsters "literally" because they're designed to have their tight pussies filled with hot thick cum from a big throbbing cock. Including you.

>>26496438
Probably making myself sound better than what I actually am. I'm a troubled girl, like most if not all the girls that post here.

>>26496682
>Where do I sign for a girl like this?
I really don't know. Society's idea of modesty is really distorted, pretty much every girl will think she dresses modestly as long as her butt cheeks aren't showing and her boobs are somewhat covered. I'm actually the only girl I know that doesn't wear bikinis.

>it's only so long before we can contain our desires
I've stumbled along the way, that I can tell you and it's not something I wish to do again. I have a high libido and it's hard to stay sane sometimes but I know that it will be a good thing once I'm married, since men tend to have stronger sexual desires.

>>26496914
>I've stumbled along the way
> I'm a troubled girl
Dick or drugs or both?

>>26495805
I've tasted my own fluids and they are disgusting as well. Why should you have to suffer just to please someone?

>>26496956
I've had sex with one man, who I dated for two year, so
>dick
I suffered from an eating disorder for a big part of my life
I've taken antidepressants so
>drugs

I guess you could say both.

>>26497034
Not as troubled as I expected, overeating or undereating? Still taking sad pills?

>>26496914
>Probably making myself sound better than what I actually am. I'm a troubled girl, like most if not all the girls that post here.
I had my reality checks with her so I know that.

It's really hard to find someone I like if I don't socialise much I guess. Guess there's not much of advice I can ask for when I'm terrible at handling my frustrations with modest girls.

>>26497067
Yeah, it's just that I had better plans for myself so that's why I think so badly of me.
Not anymore. Overeating and purging, from a really young age.

>>26497115
I wouldn't be able to give you any advice even if I wanted to, I suck at life anon.

it's very empowering...

>>26497119
it's good to be ambitious, don't let your dreams be memes etc etc
Outside of a church I can't say how likely it is to run into a modest family man, but settling can be far worse than high standards.

>>26497180
I feel you there. Dropped university recently because too many problems piled up. At times like this sleeping on what ifs is nice but I try to control myself.

>>26486603
Rick Wilson, is that you?

>>26497253
Well I've reached some goals you know, graduating high school, getting into a university and stuff like that but what I mean is that I hoped to be a better woman than who I am today. Sure, I'd love to find a modest family man who would love me even with my emotional baggage, I'd do anything to make him happy but it's very unlikely that I'll find someone like that. I can only pray for strength to accept His plans for myself with humbleness.

>>26497271
I try not to think to much. I hate hearing my own thoughts, image boards, short YouTube videos, stupid series help.

>>26497496
>I can only pray for strength to accept His plans for myself with humbleness.
Catholic or protestant?

>>26497547
Catholic, are you the one I was replying to?

>>26497568
Starting with dick or drugs, yes.

>>26497617
Okay. Now I don't know what to tell you but I don't want to stop replying because I don't want to be lonely again.

>>26497659
throw.awayname is my robot skype.

>>26497496
As long as you don't mind the man having baggage himself it shouldn't take forever. Otherwise it's real difficult.

How did this thread go south so fast?

>>26497714
I don't mind at all. I wouldn't feel comfortable with someone who has been perfect throughout his life while I've made so many mistakes.

>>26492921
I swear to god if any of you fuckers do it

>>26497816
I would if I owned a polaroid or something.