What have you eaten today guys? > bowl of vegetables >

>one hotdog
>one slice of cake

making some potatoes now, yumm

>>26486030
>cheeseburger
>candy bar

Toast and coffee for lunch
Nothing for lunch.
Not sure If Im going to eat anything for supper.

Pancakes
Beer

>>26486030
That's not a lot of food, why post that picture? It's very healthy, perfect for gaining muscle too with the egg in there.

>>26486030

dang looks like he came out of his ass

>2 glasses of water

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>>26486030
1 banana
1 chocolate bar
1 big bowl of herbal tea
1 small cup of coffee

>>26486118
when did i imply that it was unhealthy?

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Just three big pastries from a Mexican bakery for breakfast.

>8 slices of toast

its too easy to prepare but i still feel hungry and god i feel sick

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Cheerios for breakfast and a disgustingly dry turkey sandwich.

I try to eat below 1800kcal per day

>1/2 bowl of 2 day old noodles I made while drunk
>...

Made a Cheesecake last night
Ate the whole thing for breakfast. Didn't eat for another 8 hours then had a pizza from Dominoes (meatball) with the leftover cream cheese from the recipe for dipping.

I'm not actually fat lol (296lbs at 6'4) its just that I made the cake for my Valentine and she turned out to be a whore (refused to come over for Cheesecake because 'she doesn't like cheese' then I see her on facebook ordering pizza with chad) and I basically ordered the pizza to ensure our stomach contents matched tonight when we are sleeping so we dream in the same way.

Normal day for me involves a few slices of toast with peanut butter, then 4-6 half sandwiches usually with a healthy filling like salmon, tuna, or kale, and a dinner with some lean meat like lamb or chicken chopped up into some spaghetti. I snack usually on some M&M's or Reese's Pieces but I work on a bag throughout the day.

>kale chips
>carob
>almonds, perfectly activated


Just kidding, mainly rum so far. And a piece of pizza.

>burger king fries
>twizzlers
>steak

>>26486222
Are you subtly trolling or a literal retard? Because the fat comment and the pizza thing is making me suggest the latter.

>>26486030
>4 burgers
>1 pear
>some almonds
>some sunflower seeds
>small piece of chocolate

>>26486222
Hate to break it to ya robro but at that weight and being that height... I think you're probaby pretty fat!

I mean even if you're muscular that is too heavy to not also be fat.

6 scrambled eggs
2 packets of instant oatmeal

>>26486030
Nothing yet. It's noon.
Want some fucking ihop right now.

>>26486030
2 slices of bread
3 slices of cheese
nuts

poor

>>26486030
Coffee and adderal.
Breakfast of champions

3 donuts and a quarter of a bag of Doritos.

2 Breakfast Burritos from Del Taco
5 pc hashbrown, also from Del Taco

all I've had was some cherry 7up
I want to make a frozen pizza or order delivery but I don't have much of an appetite

2 scrambled eggs with 2 slices of bread.

2 hard boiled eggs with some pitta bread

Muller corner yoghurt
Tea.

only food i have left in my apartment is what's in my bathroom snack drawer, which is glosettes and ketchup chips

I had a chocolate slimfast and some vitamins.

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>>26486030
One rustlers rib burger
one parsnip
3 roast potatoes
some cottage pie
one small energy drink
hoisin duck wrap (sandwhich)
This is so far.

Kebab
cheeseburger
fries
yoghurt with jam
a small box of chocolates
juice and sweet tea all day

>meth
I can no longer manage to give much in the way of fucks

>>26486311
that's a lot of fucking eggs, dude.

>A bacon egg and cheese sandwich
>5 m&m

Skellington mode here I come

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>a bowl of chili
>1 pita
>around 15 dumplings

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Enchiladas al mole, peppermint matcha, and some chocolates a coworker gave me.

>mr boston vodka
>minute maid fruit punch
>corn and chili microwaved together

I am a simple man

>1 bowl of bean noodle soup
>1 waffle

>tfw fatass but feel like i eat less than most people

>>26486030
>1 orange
>2 eggs
>another orange
>protein powder
>fish
>guacamole

I've eaten
>a bowel of cereal
>some super noodles (bacon flavor)
>a bar of chocolate
>a home made pizza with vegetables by the side
>and OP's mom's booty

>>26486030
2 Underwood Deviled Corned Beef Sandwiches, on Rye bread, a Hard Boiled Egg, 2 Dill Pickles, washed down with Diet Ginger Ale and for dessert some Jello Brand Pistachio Pudding.

>4 Slices of Toast with Peanut butter
>Bowl of Cereal
>2 Donuts
>Handful of Candy
>3 packs of Swiss Rolls
>Half a bag of Doritos

Koolaid and Cup'o'Noodle
who else /poverty/ here?

>>26486222
that would put you at a 36 BMI....
30 BMI = obese

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>>26486030
>Two big bowls of chicken and bacon tortellini, heavy on cheese and tomato
>350g bag of crispy m&m
>bag of prawn crackers
>oasis summer fruits
>9 bottles of water
>two packets of mini cheddars and quavers
>double decker chocolate.

I'm still hungry for more.

3 strips of bacon and a bowl of oatmeal with honey

>>26486222
>I'm not actually fat lol (296lbs at 6'4)

Brobot. I'm 6'4 and 300 lbs. WE ARE FAT. WE ARE FAT AS FUCK.

We were gifted the body of a god and we are squandering them by being fat. I lift 4 times a week, heavy ass deadlifts, heavy ass squats. I'm on a diet, I do not eat entire pizzas anymore (just chicken and lettuce), I do not eat sweets. I can do this, you can do this.

1 litter of coke 400 calories
2 burghers with mustard around 400 calories too
Some off brand peanut m&ms 500 calories
So 1300 calories today, not bad. I would skip dinner all together so I can count this day as a positive but I have dinner with mom, some grilled meat, chicken and onions. No more than 300 calories so yeah its 1600 calories today, I could have done better

>>26487565
Keep up the good work, bro.
Make Himmler proud!

>>26486030
Nothing, then again I didn't get up until 1pm.

>>26486030
>unknown sections of Taco Cabana chicken quesadillas, shared with my family before watching the church stream. Probably 4 or 5

>snack sized bag of doritos, which contained, generously estimating, 10 doritos

>about to go get some delicious Whataburger

I feel bad for Neets who don't live in a based Whataburger state. Fucking delicious food 24/7, if you're up, they're up with a chicken tendie BBQ sandwich (think I'll go get a burger right now though)

>>26487704
You waste too much money tho. If I were you and this was my parents money I would lie to them and dlsave the money while eating of the dollar menu or just cooking for myself

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>some smashed Frito's that I found around my bed
>a ham and cheese sandwich, with hot sauce

Thinking about cooking up some chicken breast tonight, what spices should I add? I'm not so good with spices. My sister buys my groceries for me, and she got me this barbecue spice mix to add to the chicken. Maybe I'll try that.

Once you open the package of meat, do you have to cook it all soon? My old roommate got mad at me when I left raw meat open in the fridge. She said it attracts germs or something. I have a lot of chicken, so I don't know if I can cook it all tonight. Maybe I'll cook half today, half tomorrow.

>>26487834

put the leftover uncooked chicken in ziplock bags or anything airtight, use it within 2-3 days.

>>26486030
>Oatmeal packet
>Pasta

No idea for din dins/

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>>26487967
this

bbq spice souns nice with chicken, i hope you have a nice meal

>2 cups of coffee
>one small piece of chocolate
>a beer

I barely ate anything yesterday either, I'm very hungry but can't be bothered to get up from my computer today

>>26487967
I put my chicken in a bowl wrapped in tin foil. Usually last me 4-5 days. Is this unsafe?

nothing yet

might not eat again. maybe i'll starve myself to death

>honey nut cheerios with whole milk
>kiwi
>banana
>greek yogurt
>carrots
>more milk

Five glasses of champagne.
General gao's chicken.

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>four 5 hour energy bottles
>a cliff bar
>some triscuits

trying for a B12 overdose

>2 or 3 bowls of yoghurt
>a banana
>oatmeal
>rice
>beans
>a carrot

Number 12 combo at taco bell and a vanilla bean frappuccino at starbucks. It's probably going to be all i eat for the next week.

A plate of duck with rice
A yoghurt
A bowl of cereal
Sausages with fries and rice
A bit of pudding

Ain't no weight loss here, boss.

>3 bratwursts 4 slices of bread 3 slices of kraft american cheese 3 cups of tea a can of strawberry soda

Jesus Christ.

>>26487704
I'm on the bus to work at Whataburger. I make myself a monterey melt before going home every night. I don't like the tendies so much doe, raising xanes is boss.

>>26486030
I ate a lettuce, avocado, tomato salad. I just made a strawberry ice cream and put it in the freezer and I'll be making some spaghetti puttanesca later. Yum.

>500g pizza
>1l 10% beer
average meal

>>26487501
>9 bottles of water
hmmm

>>26486030
Bowl of beef vegetable soup.
Pulled pork bbq with side of slaw.

>>26486140
You posted a picture of a fat fuck you autist.

>>26486030
>rice
>chicken
>peas, corn, bell pepper
>slice of bread
>2 pieces of cake (different cakes)
>6 candies
>2 cookies (different)
>3 ham, cheese, tomato sandwiches

>2 grilled cheeses
>chocolate bar

I have steak and veggies for later.

>>26486030
>3 fried eggs
>vegetables
>salad
>chicken breasts
>brown rice

>>26486030
uh a bunch of stuff i forgot, but ive been doing some weight lifts and little exercises throughout the day to compensate.

>>26486030
>2 bacon cheeseburgers (selfmade)
>3 pieces of chicken

>1 cup of coffee
>1 bowl of unsweetened oatmeal with a scoop of peanut butter
>bowl of veggies
>the deenz

>3 fried eggs + 1 whole wheat tortilla
>broccoli carrots cauliflower +chicken breast
>just had an apple

feels good

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>>26488371
ew milky fags have soft wet acidic shits

>Two bowls of porridge both with sugar
>half a pizza with a handful of chips
>a full pizza

I'm trying to gain weight. It's way harder to do than you think

>2 sausage patties
>scrambled eggs
>1 waffle

I work at a hotel so I got free breakfast this morning. I haven't eaten since. REEEE

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>>26487144

I'm pretty sore, need to recover

>200g mince
>two eggs
>roasted tomatoes
>oats energy bar
>500g t-bone steak
>fries
>garden salad
>350g pepper steak shepard's pie
>2 low gi multiseed rusks
>cranberry/cherry/banana/pear smoothie

>>26489504
Thats unhealthy weight (fat)

>>26488733
so everyone else in this thread are implying they're frogs or animu characters?

bowl of spaghetti at 5am
two eggs one piece of bacon and an english muffin at lunch
probably not gonna eat dinner just gonna go to sleep early

>>26486191
Jesus christ anon, do you know anything about nutri... wait nevermind, almost forgot where I was posting.