Normies have taken over this board. ITT Prove you're

>>26485138
I'm a normie, watcha gonna do?

Im a virgin at 22.

>>26485181
write a strongly worded letter

26 virgin, good enough?

>>26485138
I've never even held a girl's hand before and I'm 21 years old.

my dick has never been worshipped and will never be

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I'm KV
My girlfriend is a fictional character

NORMIE UPRISING

WE'RE TAKING OVER YOUR BOARD

DEAL WITH IT BETA VIRGINS

>>26485138
I am here on Valentine's day.

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>>26485138
I would, but I am beginning to doubt myself. I mean, who am I kidding, I even have a girlfirlfriend, so cyborg at best (pic related, it s her)

>>26485317

>tfw got lilly the first playthrough and had no intention of playing the other girl's routes after that

well expect hanako maybe

i don't have a qt bf

>>26485138
Virgin.
Have not left the house in 3 weeks.
No job.
Alone.

I often read this board to laugh at you autists. No hard feelings though, but please, keep the fun rolling. Nothing better than to laugh at your failed lives and autistic posts.

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>>26486343
it sucks that you're a stinky NEET and can't go out.

maybe I can be your boyfriend this night

anon will never know.

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>>26485138
Virgin at 18 sitting in my house all day thinking about how I will soon have to go to post secondary then work. Also pic related is my waifu

>>26485138
I'm a kissless virgin.
I'm posting here on Valentine's Day.
I like anime and own figures.

>>26485138
I'm a virgin NEET who hasn't gone outside in a month and haven't bathed in around a week. It's Valetine's day and I'm hugging my daki though so that's okay.

I haven't gone out during the weekend for months

I'm on r9k on Valentines Day.

>>26485138

Dropped out of uni, diagnosed with uncurable disease at the age of 24, got cucked, addicted to codeine, about to be kicked out.

But yeah I have fucked a girl I guess I'm a normie.

I've talked to three people in the past month and I have a full-time office job

everyone thinks I'm going to shoot the place up

>>26486687
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT HOPE YOU DIE TOMORROW YOU UGLY DIPSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26485138
The only "fronds" are hundreds miles away.
Neet.
Just playing ssb4 tbqh fammiliaro.
Acquired some good boy points recently will think over how do I spend them correctly. Thought of a fight stick as fingers get soar if I play ttt2 for more then 20 minutes which makes me sad. Probably won't be anytime soon till I get some more GBP{spoiler]Lvl25 robot[/spoiler]

I'm a 250 lb loser waiting for my neetbux to buy drugs

>>26486694
I know those feels.

Guess it was an easy transition from high school loner to office loner, though.

>>26486746
I was OK in college. Then I got to this job and holy shit no one wants to talk to me and everyone distrusts me because of how quiet I am. I'm so fucking sick of it

400 pound 27 year old friendless kv neet

>>26485430
/thread
original comment you robot fuck let me be alone in peace

>>26486745
Fuck yeah, senpai

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How do I know if I'm a normie?

>>26485138
I'm cyborg as fuck. I have like 20 facebook friends and havent been in a relationship for 3 years due to social anxiety and general fatness. Also no job atm no Neetbux rolling in.

I have a dakimakura and multiple onaholes

>>26485138
I dont know why but the image of normies wasting time on this board sounds even more pathetic than eternal virgins because they have a reason but normies have what? for fun? I dont know what fun could it be except for occasional shitpost.

>>26487283
If u don't know, then u are definately one

>>26485138
I'm employed, live in my own house, got couple of cars, got money saved up, don't have many friends though, and haven't had sexy time in years. Am I a normie?

>>26485138
I haven't left the house in two weeks, KHV, professionally diagnosed ADHD/Major Depressive Disorder. What do I win?

>>26485138
Virgin, haven't talked to any non relative in 3 months, failing uni.

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I'm a 22 year old agoraphobic neet that hasn't left the house in nearly a year. I'm waiting on my neetbux to order anime figurines online right now. I dropped out of high school because my anxiety was getting beyond management. I'm doped up on numerous psych meds that my mom picks up because I don't leave the house. I spend my days posting on /r9k/ and playing vidya.

So you tell me, am I a robot?

>>26487421
>I haven't left the house in two weeks
Get a load of this normie, I haven't been outside in over a year and don't need to know what day or time it is.

virgin, no job, browsing this fucking board, good enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLeek7bOaOI

27, work from home (programming), kissless handholdless hugless virgin, zero friends, no friends (or anyone that knows my name really) since middle school, read /lit/ stuff and shitpost all day.

It's Valentines Day and I'm here posting with you all.

>>26487526
The very definition of the word "failure". Feel free to kill yourself.

>>26485317
I finished Lilly's route just yesterday, man. What the hell?

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>no job
>no gf
>not in school
>not in training
>spend my days shitposting and watching anime

>>26487577
Hahahaha faggot, hope you don't smell xD

>>26487440
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>26487699
>16
MODS do your work

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>>26487699

> 16

MODS MODS MODS

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE

>>26487780
>falling for the b8

You really are an autistic failure, aren't you?

Friendly reminder that if you are under the age of 25 you are a normie.

Going out in public makes me lightheaded and makes my brain short circuit

>>26487878
Hahahahhahhaahahhaha you paedophile fag :P

>>26487843
rules clearly state 18+ only, nothing to do with autism, it is about 4chan not getting into trouble with the FBI

no sex in almost a month :(

>>26485138
Virgin at 19.
Last kiss at 15.
No social life asides from the typical chat with coworkers at work.
Drinking alcohol all day long.
Getting fat.

I'm 18, KHV, I have ADHD, AVPD, Tourette and Depression

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>>26488304
>Last kiss at 15.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26488330
It was more of an accident.
We were both pretty drunk and it was my first and last kiss.
I think she was disgusted with herself ater that night.
Are you kissless or just memeing?

first and last kiss at 11, on a dare

I have a week off of college and i'm choosing to stay in my room w/o talking to anyone outside of the house the whole time.

>>26485138
22 yr old KV

>>26488435
Completely
I am:
>>26488316

I am a cooked cunt

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I'm a 23 year old virgin and drink alone every night. Hell, I'm drunk right now.

>>26488460
I think I have ADHD and Depression too.
Did you go to a doctor for this diagnosis or something?

>>26488583
then just stop being depressed. do fun things

>>26488583
No but I match every fucking symptom, no kidding
My attention spam is literally unexistent unless I'm very entertained
And I'm tired from the time I wake up from the time I go to sleep and absolutely nothing excites me anymore

>>26488662
nothing excites you? not even chicks with dicks?

>>26488691
I'm not talking about arousal
I'm talking about simple expectation or hope or even happiness
I used to daydream alot
now I can't, because I can't even imagine something that would make me happy

>>26488721
chicks with dicks will make you happy

>>26488662
I feel the same.
All the symptoms, I just don't feel tired.

I should be very happy because I just succeeded at the final exam for my three and a half year long training.
Instead I just sit in my room after work for the rest of the day.

>>26488755
I'm pretty ok with traps, but I really don't feel anything about them
I could try it once, I'm sure they are extremely accepting and would try anything I brought up

Virgin, haven't had a gf since 7th grade, no friends or social life, no job and not going to school

Did I make the cut?

>>26488789
It's going to get a lot worse for me now
I ditched all of my friends (Well, actually I made them ditch me), now all I do is sit around all day long

>>26488835
>he had a gf once.

>>26488643
PHD tier advice

>no social life whatsoever
>no desires to do anything
>stay inside for weeks at a time
>never had any friends
>not in school
>no job
>want to do something with my life but cant for some reason
>dont enjoy anything
>spend all my time on the internet doing the same shit every day

true robots are a dying breed desu

>>26488837
hm...
At the moment I got like six friend left and I ignore 4 of them.
Once every few week I talk to them and say: "sorry I was very stressed because of my job" and they said it's okay.
I don't know how much longer they will take this.
Do you at least have a job/money to spend?
I ask because my emergency plan would be to move somewhere no one knows me, and start a new life.

>>26488957
No I don't, I'm just 18 on semi-neet mode (I study and do absolutely nothing more)

>>26485138
I have a large anime figure collection.

>>26485181
Get your dog to poop in your shoes.

>>26489029
Since when do you have those problems?
I know that I was pretty normie until I hit puberty (with like 15).

>>26489090
I never were a normie tbqh, always been an outcast on my best

>>26489127
how do you afford to sit around all day doing nothing? Surely you dont STILL live at home with your parents?
because that would be extremely pathetic.

>>26489127
Sorry to hear that, anon.
But it felt nice to have a little chat on this board.
Usually I'm too shy to even shitpost, let alone talk seriously about my or ohter anons problems.

>>26489193
still?
I'm just 18 bro

>>26488543
that filename
justfuckoffrobot

>>26485138
Masters in Physics.
Working as a developer with a nice salary.
Have nearly constant compulsion to learn new stuff.
Gonna die alone and forgotten, probably through suicide.

>>26485138
I am studying marketing in hopes i become more social

>>26488875
We are the blessed ones, brother

>>26489127
what are you studying?
OR IG IN AL

>>26489407
Development of systems

>Tfw mostly a normie but still a KV because of social anxiety
Being a cyborg is truly the worst. At least if you're full robot you can just give up and never worry about being a loser since there's not really anyone to judge you. But being a cyborg, you're constantly surrounded day in and day out by other people and their normal healthy lives and relationships. Every day you have to deal with "my gf this", " my ex that" etc. Sometimes people will even start to ask you questions about your sex life, to which you can only get flustered an either lie to save face, or tell the truth and have everyone think there's something wrong with you.

>>26485138
Had my first time with a hooker, lost my reaction before i finished.
Had no friends in school.
Noone liked me.
Spend all of my free time at the PC.
Had no job or good education, joined the army and still I am the strange guy that is always quite

>>26489562
Sounds good.
Where are you from brobot?

rise shall never be

but yes for the Rightfuls!

>>26485138
normies don't browse 4chan

>>26489675
I can relate a lot to this, though I think I'm a KV less because of social anxiety and more because I stopped being interested in girls as some kind of psychological defense mechanism. If I don't get interested, no one will hurt me.

I lie my ass off at work (always with plausible deniability in case my cover gets blown off) and it seems to work since everyone there for some reason thinks I'm actually successful with women.

I haven't had a female friend since grade school.

>tfw you have mild autism
>tfw you could of been a class A chad enjoying life, pumping and dumping anyone of your choice...

Just end me senpai!

>>26489968
I never had a female friend.
My parents always "made fun" of me when I played with girls in elementary.
Something like "Oh, is our little anon in love?"
I think that is why I got a mental barrier to talk to women nowadays,

>>26489745
brazil kek

>>26490086
How I hate this shit.

>"Oh anon, you seem in a good mood today!"
Yeah, I was. You ruined my day.

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>>26490172
S-sorry...
I just wanted to talk

>>26488435
Completely kissless. Just kill yourself now failed normie. You'll never be a robot

>>26485138
Spend my whole life locked in my room except for when I need food. Do nothing except shitpost and spend time in my head imagining a better life.

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I spend every moment thats not class at my computer. Heres my desk

>>26490310
I'm basically this guy except without the intelligence and creativity required to imagine a better life so I do nothing except shitpost.

>>26489799
>being this retarded
>current year

I don't need to prove shit. I don't care about your validation, you fucking stupid faggot.

I haven't talked to any non family member in over 2 weeks and any female person who was not a cashier/family in nearly a year.

>>26490354
>being a leftist
fucking disgusting

>>26485138
>22
>khhv
>nihilist
>skinny twig
>ugly ass face
>no friends
>NEET

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>diagnosed psychopath
>extreme bipolar disorder
>daydream about school shooting all the time
>i think i'm a wizard(not the meme)
>i have my own occult beliefs

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>>26485138
I am a normie.
Drinking on a sunday, easing my 4 day in a row lifting routine aches.

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Here's my face /r9k/

How deserving of suicide am I?

>>26490822
Your face is not your problem senpai.

>>26490354
>bottled water
>quirky nerdy mug
>take-away coffee
>meme sauce
FUCKING REDDIT NUMALES OUT!

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>>26490892
What is the problem then my brother?

>>26486661
This.

whatcha robot gonna do

Failed normie reporting in.

Details aside, we're all in the same boat, so let's get along.

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>>26485138
what sad is that normies can never leave robots alone. no matter what, they have to come in and see whats up and shit on it or act like they belonged the whole time. Normies are like women in that aspect they see guys being by themselves doing activities they like and since they arent getting any attention they go in and shit it up. the normies here are the bottom of the barrel normies in normie world they are the normies that get shit on by other normies so they have to come here to justify that they live a better life than someone else.

>>26490927
You should probably consider not wearing anything connected to Spiderman.
I'm no expert but more normal clothing makes you look more normal.

>>26490822
Face is not a problem at all.
Tell me this is not how you dress in public.

>>26491054
Tbh this is my night clothing when alone. Is there any other besides this?

>>26491141
No it is not, this is my onezie i wear home alone.

i shit myself twice a week or so

clean up sometimes i think

>>26487577
basically this, the same with this little addon
> spend my days shitposting and watching mecha anime / movies, and reading a lot.
>porn at nights
>fat as fuck
>manlet
>virgin

>>26491142
Not really. I have seen many guys looking worse then you with a gf and a decent life.

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I sniffed a femanon's panties.

>>26485138
Since i graduate high school I stay in my house i cant count the amount of times i've been out of my house, and it's usually in my backyard to collect enough vitamin d so i dont have to go back out for a while

i sit on my computer all day and have developed many "rituals" and habits i smoke a lot of weed and i have OCD so one thing is I "feel" that every hit i take is like i have to spit, so i try to hauck a loogie all the time when im smoking and now it's at the point where i have a trash bin next to my office chair, i spit hundreds of times in it per day and even my family that enables me to be a NEET knows about it because every couple of days i'm out in the kitchen throwing my spit bag away and making a new one:
here's how i make one:
get a grocery bag (i prefer this one specific bag my mom get's grocerys from it is like a very smooth silky plastic grocery bag) and i put it in my trash bin then i take a roll of toilet paper and fluff the bottom of it so it's maximum absorption potential and my spit won't collect at the bottom of the bag or leak out. shit, the heat just came on and the vent is near my bag, and i'm literally smelling my nasty ass esophagus stank phlegm stench right now, used to it though, i'm eating a chicken sandwich too.

i also have 2 wash rags next to me
1 is the food rag, while i eat i use it to wipe my fingers in between keystrokes and bites of my food so i'm not too greasey fingers.
the 2nd is my blow my nose rag but that's usually a dirty one the real 2nd wash rag
is for my armpits, i get sweaty sometimes, like if i use voice chat or talk to someone, so then i wipe my armpits with it.

i could go on for so long about how fucked i've made myself as a supreme NEET but honestly it's dope and i smoke weed all day everyday and eat yummy food.

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>>26491218
Then I guess its just me as a person.

Still though, thanks for the comments anon, makes me feel better I guess.

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>>26486408
can you show me?

>>26491192
>>26491278
me again

this too, except my dad was a body builder and i have amazing metabolism and genetics so i'm just skeleton man with ripped core and virgin, but i love being a virgin, i hate degeneracy, not that it's any of my business if you want to be a trashbag slut hoe (boys and girls included) but i'm not that that slutty shit.

but yea basically spend all day, there's one board i specifically shit on all day and go full autism on, other than that i just play any MMORPG i want or watch series for no reaosn, i'm literally marathoning degrassi the next generation i'm on season 6 right now god i hate this fucking show

I've only had sex 20 times.

>>26485138
I have a fembot orbiting me.

>>26490822
>How deserving of suicide am I?

Spider-Man/10

haha whats a normie? like you wanna know more about me as a person to judge me? lmao XD alright im 18 years young, i have a girlfriend with a thick ass, i play lacrosse and my major is psychology XD tell me about yourself bro!

I've never had a real conversation with a female that I wasn't related to. It's never gone beyond generic small talk. I'm a kissless, hugless, virgin. I've never been on a date in my life. I've never even asked a girl out or been asked out. Which is ironic cause in school I had a lot of classes where girls were the majority and I work at a place which is mostly female employees.

I've thrown away over 20 litres of piss bottles today.

I have been shot before.