What's the nicest thing somebody has said to you?
>"when he gets older, he's gonna be a lady killer."
>"you're really smart, but you are THE definition of lazy."
>you know a lot about a lot
>I'm constantly shocked by how much random shit you know
>anon I enjoy talking with you because I learn something new every time
My ability to retain useless trivia has always been my best asset
'If you told this kid to run at a brick wall. He would hit that wall head first as hard as he could and he'd be right back up to hit it again. I mean that in the best possible way'
'You're too good for the real world'
It's not really the words that matter but the honesty in the tone.
Wow, you really had it bad, even in thread where people try to remember nicest things the life gave you nothing, you're so sad and depressed, you just want it to be better, I'm so sorry bro.
>"Daaayyum dude your dick is fucking massive!"
>my friend yelled this alll over the fucking hall at group shower
>tfw manlet, girls would aproach asking it was true and then just kinda walk off after confirmation
who /big dick manlet/ here?
>'wow anon you're looking really good'
>'do you work out?'
>'it really shows'
She said this in front of the whole class when it was silent. And yes I did have a Sixpack back then (teenage bod man, so easy to look nice), happened to wear a rather tight shirt. Didn't go anywhere, guess she expected me to respond to advances, boy was she wrong. She's way better off now. I'm happy that's the case.
>'when you talk everyone listens'
This was a great confidence Booster. I often thought my words fell on deaf ears because they didn't seem to process it well. But hearing this meant that I saw them in a much kinder way. I sympathized more with the idea of people not understanding my way of putting things. I'm so much better at explaining now.
>'Hey anon can you please help me with math'
>says the girl who's taking collage courses in highschool
That was really nice. I could help and she knew it. Maybe I didn't have to, probably not. But man was she nice. Wasn't good enough for her obvious.
>'Anon you don't have to take the verbal exam. I can tell you have trouble speaking but I know the capacity is there when you don't have your issues'
English teacher. Really nice dude, American and big boned. But by far the most kind teacher I've seen. Not because of the letting me skip of course.
>'Anon you're really interesting and smart. I bet you're gonna be a great man someday'
From the girl who had been a model since age 8, when she was 16. The thing is that she really was a genuinely nice person in so many ways I didn't realize until afterwards.
Could probably write more. People are always nice to me when I can stand being with them.
Ive probably had people say nice things to me all my life, but for some reason i can't remember them. All i remember is when people told me i was a fat piece of shit and they hoped i would drunk drive or jump off of a building.
He's kind of sweet? He's kind of charming when he tries? He's not that big of a douche......
Yeah that's about it..... all of them ended up changing their minds, abandoning me when they finally foudn the beta virgin to replace all the chads they'd been fucking or otherwise drifted off.
>I used to be scared when I looked into your eyes, but now I feel safe.
My grandma allways kept saying im very good looking.
My parents allways keept saying im smart.
My childhood friends allways kissed my ass since my parents used to be wealthy and i was allways the guy buying pizza and paying at the arcade for everyone.
But by far the most flattering were the escorts calling me "love'' or "handsome" or whatever ,i allways blushed like a faggot when they said that even thou i knew its fake as fuck and they hate me
I have red cheeks which i am incredibly insecure about. A coworker in her thirties told me they'll get in handy when i'm older. I guess that counts as a compliment?
I assume they'll make me look younger when im 40 years old.
That's not a complement. Any guy slays pussy in his 30s because that's the age women become undesirable and desperate while guys build their careers. That's essentially an admission that you'll only have success as a beta provider for desperate women.
>I have red cheeks which i am incredibly insecure about
Shit brother, me too. I also tend to get flustered real easily, which feeds into my social anxiety and thus causes me to get more flustered more often in a never ending loop.
There was this girl about 5 years ago and she would always compliment me on my looks. I was 15 and she was 25.
>"wow you're gonna be so attractive when you're older. i hope i can stay hot"
>"you're really cute. i want to pinch your little cheeks."
nothing, because I have no redeeming qualities.
The best I can remember is some lady mentioned that I am a walking encyclopedia.
Guess its great I use Wikipedia instead of starting a family..
>go to woman doctor for physical
>"have you ever had sex"
>"don't lie to me"
You're well spoken and self-aware.
There. Someone's said something nice about you. :)
>rig the printer to smoke
>some tattle tale tells the teacher I shorted it
>teacher is impressed by both of us and complements us on our electronics skills.
Printer was severely damaged but plugged in.
He got complemented for knowing what a short is if you didn't get it. I got complemented for understanding resistances well enough to estimate that the fuse wouldn't go quickly if I let it short through something not as conductive.
I was called a pyromaniac by the class for a while though.
>A nice, funny, and goofy guy. That's my anon :)
I was 14 years old. I didn't know how to advance it and I hate myself for it.
"You're the smartest person I think I've ever met"
"Holy shit brah, you need to take me shopping. How do you always know what goes together?"
"Your girlfriend is a very lucky lady."
Honestly I can't think of what someone said is my nicest but these are a few off the top of my head.
It doesn't register well as a compliment with me. I know girls use the word to avoid a broader vocabulary that could be far more flattering and it's somehow accepted.
Its not bad. But I'd much prefer other words like.. Just about anything that doesn't translate to an insult:
Wow he's so dreamy (yes cheesy but much better)
Oh girls look at that guy ain't he fine (fine is a nice word)
Sexy, hot, fuckable (bit crude but I don't mind).
But generally the more words you use the better (cut before it's an essay). I honestly think you could read erotica to a guy (from what I've read, maybe describe his dick less).
But cute is fine, it communicates the idea.
fuck red cheeks, i also have red hair so i look like a fucking strawberry
>'Anon you should really wear jeans more'
>never wear jeans
>decide to wear jeans a week later
>'wow anon you look nice :)' *smacks butt*
And I think we stop there because then it just got awkward.
>'every guy watches porn, I'm sure anon for example has watched porn, he's a guy'
Sexed had this ask embarrassing questions bit. So it's a compliment in the sense that this moron thinks I'm the least likely to watch porn.
>tfw there was only two guys who had gotten laid in class but 60% of the girls
This was ages 13-14. Legal limit is 15, why do girls do this. Give us a chance ;_;
>escorts calling me "love'' or "handsome"
Jesus I hate this shite, you're a fucking whore and I'm here to use you like a fleshlight, I don't want to hear about your day and stop asking me about my life, aren't you supposed to have some fucking level of proffesionalism here.
The ironic thing about this is hearing whores complain about people thinking they're friends or something when they the fucking smae thing themselves
"you have an AESTHETIC dick. It looks really nice. Normally I dont like dicks that are only 6 inches but yours is nice"
A girl I was sexting until she frienzoned me. but she is way cooler as a friend and she got std's so I am happy that it ended up this way.
This and the two in OP are the only ones i get. Everyone loved being with me in history, geography and literature classes because of the amount of random shit i knew about everything and could stop the class at will by talking about a particular subject with teachers and assault them with questions.
Sadly it's useless in life and still didn't get me a job.
>Normally I dont like dicks that are only 6 inches
>you're a big guy
>Wow if I was the same size as you I would bully everyone to get my way
Not surprising that that was said by a woman, though I'm not exactly sure that was a compliment
>You look like the fucking Hulk, I wish you'd cum all over my face
Said by a gay man
>You're really smart, I thought you'd be really dumb just by looking at you
>I feel so protected when you're around
I imagine the intent was a compliment, but in reality is essentially calling me a beta provider cuck
Can't really think of any
one day I was hanging out with girls from my class at college and they told me
>we thought you are just this kind of quiet and creepy guy
but it somewhat torn me up inside. because in reality I was what they thought me to be and I was just putting out act of lifetime.
she is really really slutty but also funny as fuck and surprisingly not a stacie. She is a big redditor tho. Overall she's a really great friend but definitely not someone I would want to date.
she's funny tho cause of how much r9k would hate her.
>she's 6 feet tall and wont date a guy under 6'1"
>she is a feminist but likes to get dominated and treated like a bitch in bed
>she is a roastie
she is funny as fuck to hang with tho so it's not like I am autistic enough to care about all those red flags
>You don't talk very much, but when you do, it's nice.
I know a guy exactly like you. He is an engineer (a really really smart and hard working one. not just one of the retards who passed calc) but everyone thinks he is gonna be some stupid jock because he is massive and is jacked.
dude is literally chad, but is so bro-tier
>taking a piss outside
>girl comes up and grabs my cock
>"wow, you've got a thick cock"
>sperg out and tell her not to touch my dick when I'm pissing
My dick is pretty big when erect but a solid 2 inches when flaccid so she was probably just taking the piss out of me
Old ladies always compliment me on my eyes and hair, black girls always compliment my hair and my ass. My hair is long, blonde, and wavy, eyes bright blue, and the black girls say that I have a "juicy ass for a white boy".
In fact, if it weren't for chicks who have hit the wall and black women, I'd never get laid.
Everyone always tells me I'm really smart.
>tfw you realise smart doesn't really get you very far
>You have boyfriend eyes
A female acquaintance, she said my eyes are warm or something as well
>You're a bloody empath!
High empathy is the only thing I can agree with and accept as "compliment".
I get called smart and kind a lot as well, yet I'd say I'm only of average intellect and I'm not exceedingly nice. I'm just normal.
Other than that, standard things friends and family are obligated to claim about you even though it's bollocks.
I was on a buss one day and an elderly women complemented my hair saying "you have such lovely hair." This made me feel really good for the rest of the day,it was after school btw.
Another time >bestgirl said "you look nice in glasses" I was a beta fagget and replied "naw yur jut syn dat" felt like a fagget.
At the gym I was cheating a bit on my shoulder rows and a fisherman looking guy came up to me and corrected my form, he told me I was going to be huge = I'm going to make it.
Haven't had anything recent though :(
>You're very handsome
Had some little girl tell that to me while I was at work.
>you seem like an honest guy
>you're very conscientious
>you're the realist dude I know
Most of my compliments have come from customers.
>work with chad tier normie in foreign country for 4 months
>at first we dislike each other as we're the complete opposite
>grow on each other, he kind of accepts my autism
>in hotel room waiting to fly back to Britbong
>been drinking together
>ask him "what should i do to be more like you?"
>he says "mate, you're a fucking great guy, but you've got to stop being such a floppy cock"
Nicest thing anyone ever said to me
That's not a compliment...
>By my logic it is :^)
I see right through you, you stupid smelly breathed fuck. Don't post on my board ever again if you're going to be such a obvious unfunny FUCK
>I'd fancy you if you were more outgoing
How do I be more confident guys? Or at least appear that way
psychology, become someone else, repeat that everyday imagining yourself as someone more confident, never forget it, you are not a loser cunt cuckold, you are a confident chad, everything else is bullshit
Family or non-family member?
My dad said he was proud of me for how dedicated I was to fitness once and he said it really sincerely.
I was invited out to work on a school project for a group assignment once and later we went to this gaming parlour place to play pool and this Asian girl said I looked like a model.
That was REALLY shocking because nobody else ever said anything close to a compliment on my appearance before.
>i'm so obsessed with you
>if i didn't have a bf, oh my god, i would die to be with you
>you are so fuckin smart for your age, you are probably the most complicated person i know
>you have the most amazing lips and teeth i have ever seen
and comments about my humor and hair were always nice to hear before i got together with my gf
>mfw i am fat lazy ugly depressed fuck
>You look so cute with short hair!
I have a receding hairline lel
>I like your shoes
Two different grills have complements them even though my mom said they were ugly.
>You have a nice butt!
My ass has been complements on a couple occasions by grills, I'm pretty sure it was just banter each time though.
>Wow you're going to be super successful when you grow up
>Wow you read those grown up books and you're only 12? You're going to do great things
Proved them super fucking wrong
me - 1
them - 0
I received two compliments from random girls I don't know when out walking on two seperate occasions recently
>oh my god you're so good-lookin'
>I like your hair
I was too spaghetti to say anything back to either though. I probably could have said something if not for the fact that they both had friends with them.
When I was 14 a cashier at a supermarket said I had really clear skin and could be an actor.
The oneitis has told me I'm really smart on multiple occasions
but she already has a boyfriend
>You have really pretty eyes
>You lied! You said it was gonna be that big.
>You're really kind, you're always looking out for others first
Those are the only ones that come to mind
I'm only nearing 21 so it's not much of a generation difference. I'm just horrible with women and people in general. I'd certainly look better with a bit of weight loss and a tan for certain.
its the exact difference
old generation are 50-60 right now
old notion of "handsome men" is just like that robot that does food reviews on youtube (forgot his name) he is well spoken,mannered and a fine gentleman. that used to be attractive back in the day
It wasn't said to my face, but a girl told my friend that i was beautiful but too shy(I'm a guy).
>mfw a girl was overly nice to be just because i was ahead in English class
It's not something she said but something she did, she's an acquaintance I speak to semi regularly.
I was walking out of college and putting my head phones in, alone as usual, when I heard a shout, she shouted my name and caught up to me.
It's nothing and I feel stupid for writing it here, but it captured me that she really, actually wanted my company. How insane and amazing is that. I guess the best compliment I ever had was also from her, I caught up to her walking to the train station and she said she'd been keeping an eye out for me, how great is that?
>all of my parent's friends say that i'm handsome and going to grow up to haved lots of girlfriends
>now I'm a 23 yo KV
This, except trying to get me to do something. The problem is I keep falling for it over and over again. Shows how stupid I am.
>smart but lazy
I wish this meme would end.
Well whenever I see her I talk to her, and it's not awkward or anything. But she has a boyfriend of 3 years and we've only been talking and only in person for about two weeks. I'd like to call her my friend but I'm not sure it's at that stage and I don't want to scare her off.
She is actually the one that started talking to me, not the other way around, I think it's because she doesn't have many friends, maybe she's desperate, but so am I.
Thank you for taking interest in my story, I guess I needed to get it out.
>Yeah bro, she's totally desperate for your dick man.
She has a boyfriend, I couldn't bring myself to ruin another man's relationship
It is cool, talking to someone is amazing. It's like I've been frozen for years and suddenly there's this warmth, and I'm thawing out. I'm trying as hard as I can not to scare her off.
I sort of forget everything when we speak, it's like falling into a trance and just having a conversation.
>you are the dumbest smart person ive ever met
one of my favourite teachers and probably the one who had the most influence in my life said this. i still remember it and i think it pushed my life in a positive direction.
However, Important thing is you shouldn't ever seek for happiness in another person. The only one who can make you happy is you. I know how it sounds but it is true. It is you who will always will be there fr you, not other people.
>overhear two girls talking
>one says: "I can't imagine a hot guy taking a shit"
>other responds: "yeah I can't imagine Anon doing that"
Yeah I understand this, and I know it's not healthy but when I have someone else it gives constancy to my life.
I find myself doing all these things I was too depressed to do before, showering everyday, brushing my teeth, going to bed early, caring for my appearance. It's not the person that matters, just that there is a person. Do you get me?
>you're one of the nicest lads I've ever met, you just need more confidence
I've lost count of the number of times I've heard that. It doesn't even feel much like a compliment anymore, considering the stigma about "nice guys". Also;
>"be honest anon, when was the last time you had sex?"
>"er, about a year ago"
>"whaaaaaat, anon? I can't believe that. It can't have been that long"
I lied, of course, being a KV and all. I was just surprised it didn't radiate off me.
>"I know for a fact you could do all these without a problem, you just need to arse yourself."
Said by a teacher when I was taking an extra semester for being too lazy. Was one of the harshest guys too.
>"I'm proud of you, son. You're becoming a much better man than I ever was"
My dad, one time when he was drunk. Still though.
>"That was one of the best matches I've had the honor to corner"
Said by my coach after taking my first ring win
The irony is that i've had girlfriends and girl friends, yet none of them pretty much ever said anything nice I'd remember years to come.
Just gotta act quiet, practice the 1,000 yard stare and milk that fucker. Don't say she died recently, say you buried her recently, lessens the likelihood of you getting found out.
>You got really beautiful eyes anon
This was said by a qt grill with a gorgeous booty who sat in front of me back in highschool. I was even more beta than now, but less than my desk partner, who answered to that compliment destined to me by saying "you too". I stayed silent.
Take it from an experienced liar, you've just got to live it, imagine her dieing, imagine how you got the news, how you felt, the final goodbyes on the rainy day you lowered her into the ground, how you never saw her face again due to cremation (no headstone to not exist then) how the last time you spoke to her you had an argument about how you don't go out with her enough, how you never got to say goodbye to her. Live it and it will come.
hmm a lot of people told me about this. that you need to convince yourself that it actually happen. but what is the best way? some kind of meditation. or you are just going over scenarios every day and add up details?
you're cucking yourself without realizing it. your body can't tell the difference between real and perceived stress. you're putting yourself through the stress of having a dead gf by thinking about all of these things. Probably taking years off of your life instead of just being honest to a nice patient grill.
wtf you into beast bro? you a furry or summat?
>mfw some negro keeps posting my name constantly to shit that fits me even though i only lurk
pls stop lad
>someday you'll find someone who loves you and cares about you, you're cuter, smarter and sweeter than most of the guys I've fucked. I just don't see you that way.
-Stacey, as she "comforted" me after getting rejected for the billionth time
>mfw a girl told me exact same thing and then rejected my friends request on facebook
i just wanted to rub my jimmy
Sad part is she's my neighbor and my only friend. She's infatuated with this Chad that told her he only likes her as a bootycall.
>Anon, I like him because he's a real man. He's confident and I feel safe and protected around him. You're the best man I know but you're too insecure for me
I still wonder what this magical thing called confidence is. Sometimes I wonder if it's just code for you're too much of a sperglord for me.
cute is too ambiguous and over-used.
Just because something is cute, doesn't mean you're attracted to it.
Animals are cute, babies are cute, plushies are cute, dresses are cute, shoes are cute, jewelry is cute, cartoons are cute, cars are cute, just about anything can be called cute.
When you call a guy cute he doesn't know if you want to hug him, fug him, or keep walking on past because you just saw a cute outfit in the window of that cute boutique down the street next to the cute boy with a cute dog.
hello my fellow paranoid android
Late reply, but you sound like an alright person m8. Would hang out with.
I honestly can't remember the nicest thing, but for recently I was told that I was a good boss. As for something towards intimacy I've been told that I have a great smile and could always make her laugh and she always told me that I'm a great guy when I tell her that I hate body. (BDD is suffering).
>"You're the nicest black person I've ever met"
>me: u-um thanks.
I also get "you're the whitest black person on the planet and "you're more white than most white people"
Are these complements or insults???
Fuck this happened to me a lot at different work places. I have no ass and people always put me in an uncomfortable position. And they would compliment me too which is nice but I've never taken it.
I've been told I was a good dancer I guess. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing and don't believe it when they say that. My literal dance move is pelvic thrusting and doing some stupid john travolta pulp fiction dance moves. Now imagine that while being a 6'2 250lb male and a literal 4/10
"I will help you." There was something afterwards too but I forgot.
By my first infatuation, too.
Lots of people also praise my ability to sing and dance but I don't think I am that good.
Then this girl that asked help with English (even a proficient teacher learned from me so it's the usual) but after someone shoved her request into personal space she said something like "I could do more than that for him" iirc some guy said she should kiss me. I think I asked what's in it for me as a joke since I like helping but felt like playing it up so I never bothered to learn if she was honest.>>26484939
She's a Stacy that I kind of lusted after but did nothing because I hate parties and was trying to forget my tumblrita crush
Neither, they're racist.
Go rob some people and have some illegitimate children if you want to seem blacker since that's what all real niggas do.
If anyone points out that you're now a worthless criminal, that's racist, too.
Basically, if you're black, everyone else is a racist.
>ignore those bitches anon, they're retarded
>you're better than you think you are
-nice senior girl who kissed me to make a bunch of stacey cunts stop bullying me back in high school
I didn't fall in love or anything, but that helped me survive dark times
That is why we use it. "Cute" is an ambiguous compliment that we can give a guy without looking weird or desperate, like we would if we called a guy "fine." When we call a guy cute, it usually means fine anyway.
"You make me happy to be alive"
That was three years ago..
I miss you Yuu
>entire grade gets put into lunch room for test taking
>everyone takes their seats and starts looking around to see who's sitting next to who
> a bunch of stacys sees me.
>start giggling n shit
> one blurts out "anon is soo ugly he's cute!"
> half the room turns and looks at me
> they start laughing while I look away and try to hide my tears.
Passive aggressive shit is the worst
>"you have a really great voice! you should totally do radio, anon!"
>"i never noticed before, but you have green-ish eyes. they're really beautiful, actually!"
>"to be honest anon, i "reject" most of the people that talk to me, yet, i still talk to you every single day. see, that's how interesting you are, anon. don't ever think you're not interesting"
>"anon, you never fail to make me laugh, even on my shittiest days"
>"you're so amazing at drawing!"
All of this said by 2 different girls girls. First two were said by one girl, the rest were said by another girl.
But what does that even matter. The first girl fucking ghosted me out of nowhere not even 1 year after we graduated middle school, and the second girl is in a shitty, forced LDR that I seriously doubt will even work out, which PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE FUCK.
That's cute. Did she make fun of you for not being a real man, and say since you can't get sex, your only use will be as a sissy slave, and then she made you go around to her house and live in a cage and she only lets you out to do chores for her and she makes you wear a chastity cage since you don't deserve to fap?
"you're smart and quick witted, but you let other people believe in you more than you believe in yourself"
>"you have a really great voice! you should totally do radio, anon!"
I've gotten this before, with the exception of the radio part. And it was from a hairdresser who was chilling and watching me get my hair cut from some mid 40s woman. I wasn't talking much so the person doing my hair asked "what, you don't like your own voice?" I said a few sentences and the qt 3.14 blonde said I really, really like your voice.
This compliment kills me because my voice is fucking awful and it sounds a little gay, even if I speak in a monotonous volume it's pretty identical.
>youre a super cool and good looking guy anon you cold easily have a huge circle of friends if you were more outgoing and laid off the /pol/shit
liberal friend whilst he was shitfaced
I once heard a girl say "Have you seen anon's legs? They're fiiiine!"
>I love you so much. I always will. Never forget that.
Who else /mostlikelytonotgetshotupbysomeonewhohateseveryonebutyou/ here?
You're not the only one bro, quick story.
Was in my advanced economics class that i signed up for cause idk why not
Black Stacy and fat ass chad start some shit saying volleyball Stacy likes me and wants me to ask her to go to prom. They try to laugh behind my back as they tell me this shit.
People are diabolical. Never trust them, haven't fucked one and dont intend to until i find one person that i can actually trust.
>Can we not do this? I don't want to go after anon, he put us all to shame.
Doing shit in class presentations.
>Man you should come check out the underground, you spit hot fiya!
After a rap battle with street group.
>I can't believe how smart you are anon!
A given nowadays.
>You not good looking? What? Dude, the girls are in the classroom right now talking about how beautiful you are!,
You're a handsome motherfucker, anon's pretty cute,etc...
>You have such great taste!
>I bet you get all the girls anon
>How can I be like you anon?
The last one floored me, hit me like a train.
I don't recall, actually.
Most of the time I'm sure they're lying. There's also parentcompliments which really, I appreciate what they're trying to do, but it just bothers and upsets me.
People don't like me, it's okay, I accept that, but please don't fucking lie to me, I only ask that, one small thing: don't lie to me.
>you're beautiful, your face and hair are so perfect
From random African girl in a rest room
>you've got a body like a ballerina
From my nice Russian prof
>tfw this was over a year ago and have since become unrecognizable
>You Make me cum like no one else before, im glad i gave you a chance.
Tfw im fat and ugly and make bitches cling on to me and ditch them, im lonely as fuck i hate fucking roasties i wanna be loved senpai, but cant really love anyone cuz hate myself, hold me r9k
"You're an excellent driver." - Friend
"You're such a shitty driver."-Dad
"You're a great catch."-Elementary school slut
"I like your outfit."- Scary Hispanic thug girl
"I like your flannel."-the girl with the ass that won't quit
"Your car is fauuuncy."-girl from college that gave me leg fettish
"Your the best looking guy here." - deerest bro
"You're amazing. "-OG friend
"Fuck you." - friend
>"Your parents don't deserve you"
-my then girlfriend in reference to my parents that are estranged from me after abusing me throughout childhood and teenage years.
>you remind me of a hot guy from august rush
>your so cute holy shit
>you look like a really great person
do girls say that kind of stuff to each other all the time, or was that an invitation to have lesbian scissor sex in the bathroom?
because that's definitely what a guy would mean if he said that to another guy in a bathroom
>reading this thread
>realize everything my friends have said to me were backhanded compliments
>"you didn't fuck it up this time!"
>"you actually dressed ok today"
>i cant think of the last time a person has said anything nice besides my mom
Some girl from /soc/ told me that she thought I was a cutie and if not for the 100s of miles of distance between us and her having a boyfriend she would totally hook up with me and this was even after seeing a picture of my face
Some girl out there in the world would actually have sex with me if not for the circumstances
Its stuff like that that keeps my going
>[my sister], your brother is really hot
>yeah, [mutual friend] told me how hot you were
>you seem so comfortable in your skin, anon
>I finally get to see your body and wow (or something to that effect)
I don't think I'm particularly good looking, but lucky for me, women disagree
>"You're a good guy anon, I can tell. Don't let anyone change that."
felt kind of nice desu, gave me a bit of hope for the future
>yeah but you're big and scary
Said by 5'1" girl in relation to how I'm not worried about walking around Chicago at night
>Anon, you're like, way too strong
Said by friend when we were drunk
>you have very kissable lips
I went on an outing with a friend a few months back where he took a bunch of pictures including some of me (without my knowledge, but it was appropriate for what we were doing). He told me a while later that he thinks the pictures he took of me were better than any pictures that have ever been taken of him. Keep in mind this guy is a total asshole who's never afraid to speak his mind even if it means hurting feelings and rarely compliments people (especially me) so it was kind of a shock. Probably the most genuine compliment I've ever received.
>"I would date you if I was 20 years younger."
>"I don't think I could ever do that"
On my amateur drumming skill, from the girl that shunned me without telling me why when she was my best friend
>"I'm glad you were my first"
Needs no context, but she did accuse me of rape the next day and dumped me
>"Hey anon, I listened to your music and I really liked it!"
says the girl I had been silently crushing on all semester. Still blown away that she came up and talked to me first
Tfw get compliments for being smart and shit
>teacher asks what grade i want by the end of the year
>"I'm hoping for an A"
>both teacher and 6.5/10 stacy say i can do better
>"you're good-looking, smart nice and funny"
>Tfw when another human bean is actually willing to have sex with you.
>tfw when girl is literally throwing herself at you.
They weren't joking otherwise they wouldn't have mentioned it or stated it in a joking manner. Women do take note of good man ass and grope it if they get the chance. That is a compliment I have received on a number of occasions all from women. I did end up getting my ass groped a few times and all by women.
Oddly enough though the gays didn't feel the same way. Guess they have different tastes in ass or something.
>"I will admit I am legitimately impressed.You are the most dangerous kid I have ever met and that is saying something coming from me."
Came from a biggest bad ass I ever knew. Since it came from him I considered it a compliment and the greatest one I have ever recieved because of it.
Excluding him I suppose the best compliment I received was about how much of a bad ass I was.
>i'm really glad you decided to come along
cute older teacher that had a thing for me
>can you tell me what price this game is?
cute chubby girl that was just looking for a reason to start a conversation with me
>that's okay, i'll pay. no, I insist. ;)
co worker that I went to lunch with who offered to pay for both our mcmeals, she was nice
>wow, you're like a teddy bear.
girl in the same attractiveness league as me after giving me a hug
managed to sleep with none of them
>you always dress really well
>I like your glasses
>you smell really nice
>you have amazing music taste
I get a lot of compliments on my personality and things that I can change, but never on anything physical or unchangeable. Feels kinda shitty because I don't think anyone likes me just because I'm """"""" being myself :^)"""""
npd kill me in my sleep
>when you're 25 you'll be able to get anyone girl you want
>wait hes actually a virgin? i did not expect that
i mean people say nice stuff like im funny etc... but just with friends, always nice getting a compliment from someone you barely know, doesnt happen often but guess you saviour it.
A very large black woman that stood a foot over me and had to weigh 3x my weight told me in passing "you're cute"
I literally looked around to confirm I was the one she was speaking to and asked if she could repeat herself. She did and I kind of smiled and thanked her but ultimately had no idea how to respond so I left
i mean good on you but can anyone have unattractive eyes?
i never really thought about it before but eyes are all pretty cool and sure some are better than others but its not like eyes can't be unattractive in the same way that a smile or a nose could be
isn't complimenting eyes just a pussy way out
>I like when a guy has nice ass. By the way, yours is nice
>I dressed nicely for you, you should be grateful
>haha, thank you, should've done the same for you
>man but you always dress nicely
>(after making some pun about being shallow) shallow is the last thing I'd say about you
>dude you're like some kind of genius in general
>I love your drawings
I don't get compliments too often so I remember the ones I get. There's one girl who compliments me often though, she's so nice.
>you're really smart, but you are THE definition of lazy.
Is there anything worse than these special snowflakes? Everytime I meet one of these people they turn out to be average joes that put on minimal effort and when confronted with their shit results just spout "nuh-uh I'm lazu If I put in effort I'm the best lmao!"
I've been called smart and intelligent more than once. Then again it's a pretty hollow compliment only used when they can't find anything else to praise. Everyone can appear to be intelligent, it's not difficult, nor is it impressive.
We had to compliment everyone in the class my senior year, so we passed around a paper, and 80% of the compliment s were "you have shiny shoes".
Aaahhh, fuck this shit has literally turned me into a cunt
"If I weren't a lesbian, I'd be all over you. You're like, the sweetest guy I've ever met. Where were you when I was confused?"
Right with you at lunch / on the way home from school everyday. ;_;
> but can anyone have unattractive eyes?
Indians with their bug eyes and incredibly dark irises are pretty unnactractive.Also a lot of east asians have borderline pathological epicanthal folds
>'You're not unattractive! Not in my opinion at least! c:'
Good enough for me
>you're very cute anon
That was about 8 years ago
> You're a remarkable person
>With that face? He's gonna get there, don't worry.
Said a faggot to my mother about me
>You're probably the smartest person I'll ever meet.
My maths teacher when I managed to put 4 years of maths in my head within 6 days.
I'm quite proud of myself but damn tfw no gf
>girl in my art class at college
>always throws compliments at me
>"you're hilarious anon"
>"you're /fit/ though"
>"your shoes are really cool"
>always comes off as a bitch who's trying to prank me/make me laugh somehow
I despise it, I just murmur my thanks and move on
I'm sure there are things that people said to me that were objectively nicer, but when the school bullies elected me best eyes in the year book I was really touched to a degree I know I shouldn't have been. I actually wondered if it was all mean-spirited or JUST A PRANK BRO
>You're a genius
>You have a girl's eyes (debatable whether or not that's a compliment)
>You're really interesting
>You're the best dancer I've seen
Why do I have to let everyone down
>leaving school with retard friend
>two girls (13-14) approach me and one of them litterally ask me out
>too retarded to do anything but smile
>looked confident tho
that was a nice day
>you have a beautiful mind
>you are literally the funniest person I've ever met
>your body is like a sculpture
>you're the reason I'm alive today
>you are a master
>I wish I could clone you
these were all actually said to me. maybe one or two of these judgments is not completely ridiculous.
I don't get what you people have against running shoes. They're far more comfortable for every day use, especially if you don't have a job with a strict dress code. Are you just shitposting or do you really believe it's appropriate to wear mature shoes for mature people like yourselves?
>You look like the fucking Hulk, I wish you'd cum all over my face
You can't be serious.
>anon where's your second other half?
(she was trying to joke about how me and my friend were always found together but misspoke and tried to say both second half and other half)
>my second other half? who's my first other half?
>err... me! ^,^
I knew it was just a joke but the way she said it and the way she smiled while saying it made my heart skip a beat
>"Your smile makes my heart warm"
South Korean foreign exchange student girl said that to me, and later started dating her. I love foreign girls, they're just so straightforward and real and sweet.
>anon is a lot smarter than he lets on, you just need to get to know him better
said about me to someone else when they thought I was out of earshot
still smile about it to this day
>When the teacher made us give another person a compliment
I hate that kind of shit that teachers do. Why would that ever be a good idea? I remember, back in 9th or 10th grade, in council, the teacher for whatever reason randomly had us go around and say if we were virgins or not. I was one of the few who had to say I was.
"I love it when you shove your thick cock in my mouth making me suffocate, and then cum down my throat"
- ex gf. killer bj's.
they are fucking ugly. i cant comprehend people that wear them that arent athletes or people that actually run. they are so ugly. i dont understand how they cant see that. they are fucking disgusting, you dont need to wear "mature shoes" just dont wear butt ugly shoes its a fucking eye sore and you will always be seen as a nerd loser if you insist on wearing those shoes
something something you look like an anime