1 more day wagecucks

>>26474622
>happy, self assured robot.

Fuck off you normie scum.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26474622
>rainbow coloured books

OP confirmed for raging homosexual.

well i at least have a job

>>26475418
Top kek. Polishing Mr shekelstein knob for $10 an he is a "job" these days

Monday's a US holiday

I'm off for the next 2 days fagget

>>26475403
>i have multicoloured notebooks, binders, pencils, highlighters and sticky notes

I...just like rainbows...

>tfw start a new job tomorrow that's just down the street, moving boxes that aren't even heavy from one place to another
ain't even mad homie

>>26474622
Damn you NEET!!!!!!!


Real talk though, there is no way the money made being a NEET equals the amount of someone with a decent job. Like $1500 gets you buy, but you also are doing a lot of things people with jobs can do.

>>26475643
I get $1600 every 2 weeks. I can smell the jelly from here

>>26475683
That...seems odd. Do you have like a disability and are you in the UK?

>>26475721
No sorry. It's called being a patrician. USA ssdi. Wagecucks for some years honestly worse than my PTSD.

>>26475643
>decent job

If you have a decent job, you're not a wagecuck.

Only minwage or lower jobs is considered wagecucks

>>26475763
Pls give advise on how to fake/exaggerate disability

>>26475643
A true lower class pleb. Can't even spell "by"

Bow to your NEETlords

>>26475763
how did you get SSDI? how long did you work in order to get it?

>>26475780
Wagecuck = anyone with a job.
You're selling yourself as a part time slave whether you admit it or not.

Jokes on you, it's 8 more hours.

;-;

>>26475843
same. I have shit retail and uni ;_;

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>>26475843
>>26475852
Shekelstein needs that second yacht

>>26475418
Didn't know that being cucked by Mr. Shekelstein counts as a "job". Wagecucks these days...

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>T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that will be $5.50 S-s-sir

Does anyone else find it incredibly kekworthy that NEETS buy food from Wagecucks WITH WAGEKEKS OWN MONEY.

Thanks again wagekeks, trust me i'll be back in the workforce in about...never really, since bernie is going to be elected.

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>>26475683
Nice pocket change lmao

>>26475954
>$3200

Its your pocket change amirite wagecuck? Ahahahah stay slaved

>>26475683
No you don't, post proof loser

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>What's that, normie? Valentine's Day? I'm sure blowing your last paycheck on your girlfriend just for a chance at sex is wonderful! Meanwhile, I'll be fucking pic related for free! You better make sure you get some sleep tomorrow night, though. Maybe even skip out on sex altogether. Don't forget, you've got work the next morning!

>>26476062
i make more than half that in a week.

http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/how-much-social-security-disability-ssdi-benefits-can-you-get.html

You NEETS are lucky to be getting even 1k a month

Top kek

>>26476170
I guess getting paid pretending to be retarded doesn't pay off.

>>26476200
Top kek a true wagecuck. Your slave mind doesn't actually believe that right?

>>26476224
Show me some proof that says otherwise.

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>>26476140
The only think I'll be blowing is my load on your waifu :)

>wagies being BTFO once again

Nothing new here, people.

WGAEKUCKS getting rekt is the best thing

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>>26476404
>>26476397
I make more money in a week, than you do in a month.

>>26476420
I have more free time in a week than you do in a month. Mummy makes me bacon sarnies every morning while you're already at work.

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>>26476447
I only work 4 days a week. I have plenty of free time.

>>26474622
Fucking kill me, i miss the free time i had when i was a NEET

>>26476391
Or your boss' cock Monday morning for a raise so you can make up for all the money wasted on frivolous shit on V-day.

>>26476397
>>26476404

Are you enjoying your $500 a month? What's it like being a grown man living with your mom and dad?

>>26476474
Workplaces have sexual harassment policies so that sort of stuff rarely happens. Plus I'm not looking forward to spending tons of money or being a virign on V-day sooo...

>>26476603
it sucks. im a NEETcuck and I feel like killing myself everyday. It's so fucking embarasing to be 30 and still asking mom for money.

Jokes on you, I'm at work making pretty meagre earnings part time while going to school for something that'll make me adult-mode meagre earnings.

At least I can shitpost and fuck off most of the night.

Here's your room key, sir. Breakfast is from 6 to 9!

>>26475609
I do this only it makes me 30 minutes to get there and they're fairly heavy.

>>26476447
>Mummy makes me bacon sarnies every morning while you're already at work

How old are you? Also, if you're so much more successful than us wagecucks, why don't you have your own apartment?

>>26475879
>impling all "wagecuks" here work at some kind mcjobs
There are many comfy jobs for robots like truck driver or train driver like me.
I don't have 2 deal with some shitty customers like NEETs here.

>>26476837
Isn't driving a truck really hard?

>>26476639
>wagecuck falseflagging

no NEETgod would ever loathe their glorious lifestyle. NEETs can do so much more than wagecucks and can easily have more disposable income because they dont have to pay taxes and bills

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>>26476943
>tfw no job
>tfw girls despise neets
>tfw broke from spending all the money i had on anime figurines

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I'm at work right now, and I'll be back for a 16 hour shift tomorrow night at 11pm.

>>26476943
That would be true if someone had a wealthy family willing to support a relatively luxurious lifestyle with few or no strings attached, had obtained a good amount of wealth from previous work, or resides in a place in which income purely from state-rendered assistance (maybe coupled with family gifts) could sustain a great lifestyle.

If someone has one or more of those things and wishes to live their life in a hedonistic fashion, it isn't as if I can do anything about it. A man is sovereign over his own body, heart, mind, and soul.

I don't quite see how the average NEET has more disposable income than many others with jobs. Simply because a minimum-wage, maybe part-time only job is the only thing that a life-long NEET can readily obtain, clearly doesn't mean that others who have not chosen the NEET life for any long period of time don't have other options.

Anyway, enjoy! Myself, I'm happier working frivolously for a period of time until I'm able to meaningfully contribute to the species than I would be in stagnation, even with access to considerable amounts of money with no strings attached.

Enjoy, though. And do try to treat people well, at least.

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>>26477114
>meaningfully contribute to the species
u r a cuckold.

>Sweat my ass off when I'm working
>A female says I look greasy
>Go home and take a picture of myself
>She's right
>I look greasy
Is there a way to make yourself sweat less?

>>26477166
Don't work as hard.

I think it's also possible to surgically remove sweat glands if you're willing to go down that route too

>>26474622
>tfw had to work 12 hours today
>tfw got paid time and a half

i mean the pay is good but man it was so fucking boring. Whole place is dead on a sunday.

>>26476837
>he thinks truck driving is easy
>driving tirelessly through the night to make ridiculous deadlines
>getting fucking rekt by management for not making said deadlines
>never getting any sleep ever

truck driving would be so fucking boring.

>>26477206
Does it scar?

I already look 20 years older than I am, and I don't want it getting any worse.

>>26477249
truck drivers are union workers. They are required by law to take a break and sleep for a few hours after driving a certain amount of miles, regardless if they made their delivery already or not.

>>26477134
Uncounted myriads before me have facilitated my existence by continuing to live. If even one of these ancestors decided to live only for themselves, I'd not be here- if being nitpicky about metaphysics, I'd not be the entirely same person, at least.

Reckon I owe it to these folks to do the same.

I understand that consent isn't possibly present upon conception of a new life; this tends to be the fundamental line of justification or moralization of stagnation. "I didn't ask to be born!!"

Again, do as you wish! Try to be kind to those supporting you, especially if these people are family.

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>>26477230
But it's Saturday you uso da

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>>26474622
This but infinite more days for us.

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>>26474622
This fucking thread has made me that mad for the hundredth time that I actually bit threw my mouse cord. WELL DONE OP. DSJADKDSJKDSAJKDSAKIJDSAKDSA

>>26477285
its sunday in ausfailia

>>26477276
Huh. Good question. I'm not sure but I mean they say scars are sexy, right?

>>26477299
Infinite is not an amount, Einstein.

>>26474622

Yep, that day being Valentine's Day. Gonna screw my girlfriends brains out after I take her to Texas De Brazil. When I blow my load all over the inside of her little pussy I'll sure to give an extra little thrust for you, deadbeat. It's the closes you'll ever get to getting laid!

>>26477336
Kenshin Himura had scars, Venom Snake had scars.
The Joker had scars.

Literally all the best animes had scars.

>>26477308
>those fucking tabs
a true robot

>>26477416
Yeah but scars can also kill fathers and ruin Africa, so you have to make sure there aren't any lions around when you get one

At least I'm not disabled though

>>26474622

Hey, pepe, whatcha reading?

>>26476943
>more disposable income

Lolwut. I earn more in a day than a neet gets neetbux all month.

>>26477308

/mlp/ you fucking trash user

>all these people proud of slaving away so their boss can buy their sixth yacht

holy shit. this board truly is cucked.

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I can't feel mad at these NEET threads.

That because I realized nobody really gets thrown into the NEET life by choice. A NEET is not the result of a conscious decision It is, at most, a post hoc rationalization.

The NEET isn't someone who just decided out of rational considerations to become a NEET but who could otherwise be self-employed or an employee or rentier or whatever. He is a consequence of terrible life choices that predate his NEETdom. He dropped out of high school or college (because muh bullies or some stupid reason like that) and didn't learn a trade until it was too late. He spent his youth trapped in a fantasy world and now he is incapable of dealing with adult life.

NEETs don't do self-improvement because someone who makes these life choices is not oriented towards self-improvement. A person who makes these life choices is driven by instant gratification and hates anything that demands effort. They are never going to "compose a symphony" or "eat the finest foods" or whatever.

It must suck to live like NEETs do. If you live with your parents, you are entirely dependent on their goodwill. They can kick you out at any time, especially if you are an ungrateful bitch. Political change can slash whatever welfare teat you get to suck on. It's fear that can only be evaded by living from moment to moment, by ignoring long range consequences. Not to mention the everpresent depression, the creeping feeling that you're not doing anything nor going anywhere with your life and that you are going to die the same way you lived, that is, fat, alone, in a basement, covered in your own shit.

Honestly, it must be terrible.

If making threads like these is what helps NEETs relieve their crippling frustration, even if just a bit, who am I to judge?

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I hate being a wagekek but what can I do?
I have to work or my parents will kick me out. Even though I have enough saved ($15000) from years of wagekekery to pay my rent ($200) for YEARS without working they won't allow me to stop.
I am considering stopping work and just paying the rent. I believe I could easily last 4 years like this without them noticing.
The only problem is that my Burger King uniform is taken away from me when I quit so they will know because I have tried this before. Last time I tried I worked at KFC and quit without telling them and tried to trick them into thinking I was still working by drafting a fake 'work from home' contract which described my new job managing the restaurants stockroom from my computer. I even created Excel spreadsheets to show a made up amount of food being taken out each day and emailed myself several fake 'order confirmed' emails to show them.
Sadly though they got suspicious of me when they noticed I forgot to include Popcorn chicken on the spreadsheet and after investigating found the truth.
I hate this life.

>>26479032
>all these people proud on living like poorfags with no hope for a better future and being forced to work shit jobs once their parents die

>>26479190
The amount of time you used to trick your parents into not working...impressive

Why dont you try to get a better job than burger flipping?

Like building security and stuff?

Im in college right now, if I wouldnt go there I would try to get some comfy job like that, no stressful, crowded smelling workplace.

>>26479174
Compare >>26479174

to >>26479190

Compare the former and later posts

Look at the contrast in grammer and formatting, the use of words and insults

This demonstrates the powerful degenerative effect being NEET has on the human mind and has utterly convinced me that the cabal of shitposter than force this meme are most certainly mentally ill manchildren

>>26479190
If you have that much money saved, why don't you go study so you can work something that pays you better? A trade or something. Your parents should understand this.

>>26479190
You're such a little shit.

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Mfw ganranteed replies

feels when i finished my job last friday and start the next job monday week. Does that make me a NEET for a week

>>26479278
nice stupid idea college is a waste of time and money

>>26479674
>trade
>college

Are you that divorced from reality. Enjoy flipping burgers.

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>>26474622
ha, tommorow is president's day, but you wouldn't know that being a shut in neet who has no sense of time

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>>26474622
pic related why this whole wagecuck thing is stupid

>>26479739

enjoy working for your bosses 12th skyscraper while you get the crumbs off his dinner plate

>>26479191

> once their parents die

Quite the opposite, I'm fairly poor now (I've had a lot of ups and downs), but I'll be somewhat rich when my parents pass away. It won't matter, then, though, because I'll be so depressed.

Anyway, being a NEET is pretty boring - I've been one. Working for yourself is fun. That's why so many retirees end up finding a small hobby that they can expand into a successful business. As much as the memes say otherwise, walks in the park and reading Spinoza is not a complete and fulfilling life.

>>26479739
>it goes against my value system, therefore they are wrong and bad

>>26479797
not at all. people are free to do whatever they want. if someone doesn't want to work that's fine and understandable.

the problem with the wagecuck meme is its implication that everybody who is working has a miserable life. it's the same like saying that everybody who's a neet spending all of his time in his room has a miserable life.

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Thanks NEET
Make sure you get to work on that thesis you've been talking about. It would be a shame if you've been lying to us this entire time and instead only take temporary pleasure in making this thread

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>Investigate fraudulent insurance claims for a living.
>90 per cent of my caseload are Muslims.
>Get paid 26500 per year to tell them to fuck off.
>Viewed two flats yesterday. First time buyer so estate agents and sellers love me.
>Meanwhile a neet "friend" of mine is sofa surfing.
>He was meant to stay where he is "for a couple of days" but has been there for four months.
>He is universally hated and despised and will be on the streets within weeks.

But I guess it's OK. He'll have plenty of time for self improvement sat outside the bus station.

>>26479840

Well, NEETs have a pretty poor understanding of how jobs beyond office drone or McDrone actually work.

I'm a consultant (although I haven't picked up a gig in a long time), and my bosses never made more than, say, $30k/yr than me (say $90k vs $120k). I turned down full-time cubicle drone jobs - probably the sort of Office Space thing most NEETs think of - where I would literally have been making the exact same amount as my boss (this can happen in jobs where the pay structure is tiered and new people come in). The guys who made the BIG money were the salespeople, but that is not a job I could ever have or would ever want. But we were all hustlers in a way, just high tech ones, which is a lot more fun and a lot more lucrative than doing the same type of work as a regular employee.

>BTFO

Maybe if I was an ameritard, with the amount of money neetcucks get.

Thankfully though, here in my country ,neetcucks only get 100Euro a month. :)

>>26479886

What's the most ridiculous fraud you've seen?

>>26479886

I make 26750 a year telling people they're in arrears in their mortgage :^)

>>26479903
American NEETcucks get no money unless they literally can't work or are proving that they're looking for a job. Mcdonalds workers have better lives than NEETs in this country

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>>26479915
This isn't ridiculous per se but it involves a roastie getting BTFO.

>Blonde slag has her car stolen.
>Rings her insurer (not us) to be told she is not covered - she hadn't paid her premiums so her policy lapsed.
>Arranges for a black man she met on plenty of fish to move her car to his storage yard.
>He moves it and asks her to pay. She doesn't and they fall out.
>Presumably she thought she could pay in blow jobs but a nigga need that paper, you get me pham?
>He tells her to get her car out of his yard but she's not quick enough. He dumps it on the road outside.
>He doesn't have a key so busts the steering column to move the car. This happens whilst she's still uninsured.
>She takes out a policy with us and tries to claim for the damage this bloke caused.
>Listen to the call recording for when she took out the policy. She whinges about this black bloke damaging her car in the call.
>Explain that this is not covered because she was not insured when the damage happened.
>She breaks down on the phone.
>This does not phase me so she gets angry "You're not a policeman" etc.
>Reject claim and void her policy because she gave a false statement.
>She gets no refund on her premiums and has to disclose to her new insurer that she had a policy voided for fraud.

Don't get some black bloke you met on a dating site to move your car then try to pay him in blowjobs you fucking slag.

>>26479937
Truly living the dream. I've got a mate that does the same thing. It amazes me that people take out loans they can't afford. We get so many "stolen" cars where shitty loan companies have been trying to repossess them. It's as if they don't know their interest is recorded against the car and it's the first thing we check. I had one case where the owner was photographed by the loan company stood next to the van with their documents in hand - still denied there was a loan against the van.

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>>26480059

> roasties...when will they learn?

Thanks anon, that was good stuff