24 years, 3 months, 14 days and 5 hours into my life and I still

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>>26474144
are you me?
I'm a few months over, and have bad social anxiety but everything else lines up

>>26474193
>are you me?

OP here, I drew the picture you posted. Not kidding.

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>>26474226
are we destined to get weird with each other?
Who will be the girl?

>>26474144
>okay looking
doubt it

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>>26474244
I wish I could anon. I wish I was gay, I really do.

>>26474144
OP are you literally me? I'm 24 and 3 months, also 6'2 kissless virgin who has never hugged a girl. I have the same fucking issues

What is your name, Are you fucking around with me? Do you know me?

>>26474338
Calm down. I can assure you that it was not about you. No need to be so self focused.

We just seem to have the exact same issues preventing us from ever getting a gf.

>>26474144
>>26474193
>>26474338

I told the kid "Play my fiddle",
and now ye shall hear a riddle.

Three guys in this thread, fair and tall,
who of thee will be the first to fall?
You all have the so-called girl issues,
there's more than mucus in your tissues,
isn't that right?

die you delusional virgin

>>26474338
>>26474144
are you also stumbling through a STEM Degree but keep fucking up because you dont study?

>>26474338
Literally everyone here is early 20s

>>26474521
This too.
Average /r9k/ poster
>white
>18-26
>average looks and body
>heavily autistic
>either NEET or in a STEM degree

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>>26474637
OP here and I'm studying art. Pic related.

>>26474144

Be honest, you won't hold hands with anyone you don't think is a qt3.14 perfect waifu.

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>>26474670
Anon, I just want someone who I'm compatible with. I know I'm no great catch and don't have high standards, I even knock it down due to assumed delusions I have. My problem is that I simply know no one, do everything alone and am asocial.

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>>26474144
I went around a clothing store today to try to find a valentine's day date. I saw this attractive girl and started talking to her but gave up halfway because I was already predicting in my own head that it wouldn't go anywhere anyways.

I don't know what I'd do with a girlfriend. I don't know what we'd talk about. What we'd do. I don't have any fancy hobbies like cooking or writing poetry or running or underwater basket weaving or whatever the fuck normies do. The most I do is play a little bit of guitar and piano but that's hardly a basis for a relationship. Unlike most robots here I want to change myself to be able to be in a relationship but I just don't know where to start or even whose advice is the correct one for living a happy life.

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>>26474144

I actually am in similar situation, but I suffer from social anxiety

I can't count in my hands the number of times I sperged out the shit of a girl actually interested in me

>Today at least wasn't full my fault

there was a qt 3.14 at my gradma's house, she was alone in a dark room, I greeted her with a hug, we started to talk but out of nowhere a fucking kid from my uncle comes in and starting taking all the attention to himself

>Tfw he actually kissed her on the lips and she was laughing, he is like 2 years old

>mfw cucked by a fucking 2 years old boy

At least I kissed her on the cheek when I was leaving, that is something r-right guys?

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>>26474637
>average looks and body
I wish senpai

>>26474807
Give up already

>>26474637
>>average looks and body
lol no

average r9k poster is below average looks but thinks they are above average

I seen that virgin wall of shame thing

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>>26474144
Go to a bar at a late hour and find a drunk girl who wants to feel pretty.
We all have insecurities so why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others, hey, she's going to fuck somebody, so why not you.

Post pics, else you're lying

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>>26474837
Thanks for the word of encouragement

I'm tired of being a autistic omega man-child, I'm gonna sleep to I can be autistic tomorrow again, I need my rest

>>26474945
No, this isn't /soc/, anon.

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find a girl with the same issues and bond with her as much as possible. i have spoken. praise kek.

>>26474867
teach us, senpai. fuckyouhiroandyouroriginalcomment