does any nice rich anon wanna help me pay my rent im 150 short

>>26472472
How much? Will that include anal?

>>26472484
i dont understand the question bro

>>26472499
No would be willing to give you a free ride if you don't give up your (boy)pussy.

What are you currently doing to better yourself. Are you asking for a hand up or a handout.

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>>26472499
>Madison Scott

Sure, you posted my favorite porn star. Post your ether wallet and I'll deposit a couple ethereum coins.

>>26472472
post eviction/past due notice landlord sent you with proper date

I can wire transfer before midnight

>>26472540
im in college man been on my own for 5 years and have almost finished getting my degree but its hard to keep a place to live and pay for classes on minimum wage but i am trying

>>26472566
aye bro not trying to sound dumb but i dont even know what a wire transfer is

>>26472569
What college and what degree program?

>>26472599
just post the notice/letter then and I'll paypal

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>>26472472
enjoy living on the streets, you cunt

>>26472611
im going to a technical college in south carolina im getting my degree in psychology

>>26472624
one second anon i have to go next door to borrow a phone so i can take a picture

>>26472646
I'm in simpsonville. Where are you?

>>26472673
asheville nc

>>26472716
That's NC. I can't give money if you're making inconsistent statements.

>>26472762
i commute to gville tech

>>26472624
i cant take a pic bc my neighbor isnt home can i send yu a scan or the email

>>26472782
I can get you a Job in Piedmont SC working nights Monday through Thursday 4:00 pm till 2:30 am. Starting pay 10.50 an hour with potential for $13 an hour after 6 months. Great benifits. U interested?

>>26472762
plz anon ive been coming on here for ever and i know that 4chan are good ppl inside no matter how strange at times

>>26472898
very where

>>26472898
what company is it anon

>>26472920
You'll have to give me a way to contact you. Phone number or email. Im not handing out shit but I'll get you a job. It can be hard work and 10 hour shifts get long. You'll also have to pass a drug test and no recent violent felonies.

>>26472920
>>26473066

Getting trolled retards, hes just going to steal your organs.

>>26473084
i have simple possesion charge on my record will that be a problem

>>26473116
>no recent VIOLENT felonies

retard

>>26473130
normally ppl frown at drug charges too tho jw

>>26473116
That shouldn't be a problem. You don't have to disclose it if it wasn't a felony. We can work with some felonys as long as they aren't violent. You do need to be able to pass a drug test.

>>26473159
well i can pass drug test sinc i cant even afford to eat

Make a spam email for me to contact you. I'm not putting out shit publicly. You'll know it's me because I'll give you a phone number with Anderson area code. I need to do a phone interview before I attach my name to you. I'm tight with hr so they will hire you if I say so.

>>26473273
like a fake email

>>26472472

Have anything of value? A VERIFIED paypal account?

We can work this like a pawn shop using eBay. Show me what you got.

>>26473312
can you explain plz

>>26473298
Don't give your normal email out on here. Create a new one and post it. You'll recgonize me from the spam because I'll give you a local phone number to call.

>>26473350
do you have something to sell on ebay? do you own anything of value (sneakers, games, electronics, etc)

>>26473378
oh ight [email protected]

>>26473399
i have some high price baseball cards on ebay right now

>>26473408
Email sent. Front 242.

>>26473491
Not OP, but it's nice of you to do this, anon.

>>26473350

You use a Paypal account that is linked to, and has history of doing transactions with a bank account.

You "sell" me a valuable item, say a gaming console for about 60-80% market value (depending on what it is). I pay for this item, you ship it to me, include return postage. I'll hold it for you, and you can "buy" it back from me for whatever I paid for it, plus some interest. I run it through eBay as a "return" or "refund". You pay the difference through PayPal.

If you think yourself smart enough to scam me, and ship an empty box or something, I have PayPal forcefully withdraw from your account, whether it has money or not. Odds are the funds will be held for a few days regardless. If you don't pay me back, at least I have your item in the mail.

Make sense anon?

I would if I were rich, sorry but I'm just a poorfag NEET.

>>26473553
the only thing i have of value are some vintage baseball cards that are on ebay now but if youll buy them ill drop the price 20%

>>26472543

0x8f99979c459323f48c85177ea4196ecdaa1ebeb7

a god among men

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lmaoing at poorfags that fell for the university meme

would rather blow my money on horses than you scum

>>26473553
so what yu think anon

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>>26473431
>baseball cards
You picked the wrong collectible horse.

>>26473797
ive had them since my dad passed away he left them to me so i only have them for sentimental value

>>26473638

I know very little about those things.

About how much are they worth?

>>26473846

So you do plan on "buying" them back?

>>26473852
i only have one posted right now i have it priced at 130 but its worth more yu can have it for 100

>>26473872
im really gonna try but imma be honest its gonna be hard

>>26473872
im really gonna try but imma be honest its gonna be hard but as yu can tell im in a bad financial situation

>>26473897

Is it graded?

>>26473964
no but if yu get it graded youll double what your paying for it its in mint condition and its one of the only signed copies ive seen other were priced up to 250 when theyre graded

You know anything about bicycles? I've got an ebay store I need help running. Mostly packing and shipping bikes.

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>>26473964
this is the card

>>26474004

I'm not seeing anything in North Carolina between the 125 and 150 range that is:
>signed
>vintage
>not being sold by a pro seller

I can tell you right now I can't offer you 80% market value, and even 60% would be a stretch considering I'm no expert in the field and don't know how long I'd have to sit on the thing before I can turn it over. (assuming I need to sell it to recoup)

I can offer you $50 if everything you've said is true. Give you 30 days from date of shipment to pay back, and all this is contingent me being able to verify it's actually worth something.

>>26474068

I found a certified and graded copy for $120 elsewhere.

Only guy with one on eBay is in Miami.

>>26474096
http://www.ebay.com/itm/182023173791?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>26474068

I also hate to tell you this, but the signature doesn't check out from here.

my dad got that signed after a game forever ago man

>>26472472
>tfw that chick looks just like my boss

>>26474159

So let's see, having it authenticated will cost me $30+ shipping, which would get me to the value of about $115

I'm iffy about the signature, and don't know very much about these things.

So:

$115
- 35
90
*.5
45

I'm sorry anon, I can't do much for you here. I don't think it's worth the hassle to "lend" you $45/50

>>26474269
what happens if i cant pay you back?

>>26474212

It's possible his signature changed over time, specially with him being so young and all but when compared to the other two examples I found only yours is the odd one out.

>>26474289

I sell it. I'm practically lending you money using the card as lein.

>>26474321
so yu wont take legal action against me or anything like that

>>26474269
I like you, anon. What do you do for a living?

>>26474321
will yu do 60 by any chance just to get me a lil closer to the 150 i need man

>>26474321
Don't do it. Dude sounds like a fucking scumbag deadbeat. No offense, OP.

>>26474343

Paypal can withdraw from you bank account, forcing it into overdraft if need be. That's why I suggest eBay, because I've been on both sides of a dispute and I know PayPal acts like an overprotective mother towards buyers and a pissed off Italian mobster towards sellers.


Also, looks like your card goes for about $30 fair market value, since it's not authenticated.

>>26474346

Nothing right now, riding on savings, waiting for taxes. I have an internship lined that may or may not lead to an intermediate position in a Fortune 500 company. I hope to get a job that subsidizes my tuition because I'm a foreigner in here and can't (and wouldn't think to ask) get a cent from the government in terms of financial aid. I'm 23, worked blue collar and sales before.

>>26474445
hes the only person whos offered help me so he seems alright

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I meant to attach this earlier.

Good news, your card seems to have a relatively short turn around time.

Bad news, your card isn't worth more than $30 shipped without being authenticated.

>>26474445
I meant you, you dunce. You, the OP. Instead of saying yes, thanks for helping me and giving me a chance to stay off the streets, and I will do everything in my power to pay you back, your immediate reaction is to wheedle and counter with a, "What if I can't pay you back?"

>>26474501
yea man it depends on the sight man so are yu still gonna help me or nah

>>26474488
I meant this >>26474555 for you.

>>26474555
i dont like being dishonest the chances of me paying it back in month slim but im gonna try man

>>26474560

I wish I could, but after eBay takes it cut, and one of us pays postage we're left with very little to work with here. This is the only thing you're willing to part with, and the most I can hope to profit from it in the short term is $5-10, nobody is buying the authenticated copies.

I can't even use you as a shill to boost my own listings because your account doesn't have any reputation.

Got any unwanted gift cards lying around? I can buy those from you. Old textbooks? Gimme the ISBNs, I used to be a book used book scavenger.

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>>26474488

The guy offering your ass a job is helping you too, he just didn't offer your punk ass a handout. And to think faggots like you who work piss it all away, when I wanna work and can't and will probably end up on disability. Ungrateful prick.

>>26474672
yea well messaging him now figuring when we can meet up for an interview so fuck off dude

>>26474650
what if i throw in another couple rare cards and we dont go through ebay instead going straight through paypal

>>26474586
You're *supposedly* on the brink of being homeless. It's crunch time, son. If you're holding anything of worth it's time to sell shit off and accumulate any cash you can. This guy, who doesn't sound like he has a lot of money himself to throw away, >>26474469 is trying to help you out as best he can without taking a hit. I don't think you fully understand that. To expect a handout in your situation is honestly mind-boggling. Either you don't understand the seriousness of your situation or you're a lazy piece of shit.

>>26474469
You seem like a smart kid with a good hustle. Where do you live?

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>>26474698

The point is you said that this one guy offering to buy the card is the ONLY ONE helping you. And I'm expected to believe you're a university student when you spell worse than fucking crackheads I've known? Yeah, nah, you're a sketchy fuck. You should be licking these two dudes' dicks for even bothering to try to help.

And it shows where your mind's at when you only consider the one offering a borderline handout to be the one aiding you. I've worked minimum wage too and lived within my means. Know what working shit jobs means? You live in a cheap ass place and don't spend all your money on video games and eating out all the time. Nor do you go out partying all the time. You live within your means, even if you don't like it.

>>26474733

You practically want me to buy these cards off you then.

If I'm buying something, without any altruism involved it's music related, instruments, production equipment and even rare CDs. I also used to collect PS1 games.

Rare coins? Colognes (even half used bottles)?

>>26474733

>the supposedly borderline homeless dude is actually trying to fucking hustle and bargain with the dude trying to help him

You're a real piece of work. This guy tries to help you and you're basically asking him to willingly fuck himself over so he can compensate for your fiscal irresponsibility. The balls on you are incredible.

>>26474745

> This guy, who doesn't sound like he has a lot of money himself to throw away

Nobody has money to throw away, not when they want to make more at least. That being said, I do live with family and don't have very many expenses. My problem right now is getting back into my eBay/etsy hustle and clearing inventory I let collect dust while I worked 50+ hours a week.

>You seem like a smart kid with a good hustle

Thanks, but I'm only money smart, socially retarded. Not even good at maths either, still going to try for an Econ degree even if it means graduating in my late twenties.

>Where do you live?

Chicago

>>26474825
will yu do 50 if throw in this man http://www.ebay.com/itm/1983-84-Star-All-Rookies-8-Dominique-Wilkins-/182023254704?hash=item2a616e72b0:g:A-QAAOSwDuJWv9jq

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>>26474968

Beggars can't be choosers, bud.

>>26475027
yur right man but i dont wanna live on the street man

>>26474968

I saw that, it won't sell fast enough to be worthwhile.

Seriously, take them to a shop that specializes in these things and get the $20 you would get from me there. Explain to them your situation and hope they give you some time to pay back.

I hate to be a dick but those cards aren't what I would consider "valuable" enough for me to hold as lein.

Reddit has a lending community as well, r/borrow. You probably won't be able to use it just yet but consider signing up and posting in other subs today so you can have an "active" enough account to maybe have access to it next time you're in a pinch.

Tell me about your rental agreement, you know they can't kick you out the first month you're behind right?

>>26474889
It's not about fancy degrees or what "skills" you have. It's all about mentality. Even on this stupid website I can see you have it. I wish you were closer to ATX because I could really use someone like you in my business.

You have a throwaway email? My business isn't at a point where I can offer you a job worth the move, but I'd like to stay in touch if it's not too weird.

And I wouldn't don't bother with OP anymore if I were you. I know you're trying to be a good guy here but even if you don't get burned it's a lot of unnecessary effort for someone who probably won't think twice about this once his rent is paid. $150 isn't a small sum but it's something I wouldn't miss much. I initially browsed this thread with the intention to help but this guy zapped any goodwill I felt. Like the other anon said, this dude just sounds sketch as fuck.

>>26475093

>You have a throwaway email?

Sort of, I have a spam email and an alt I could use. You use kik? I have a kik I don't take seriously. Why not post your info, I have no problem responding from my personal address.

>>26475089
alright man but thanks anyway atleast yu tried to help

>>26475093

> this dude just sounds sketch as fuck.

Would you believe me if I said his typing style reminds me of my oneitis' current bf?

Only thing I can say about him is his story checks out. He did have the listing up beforehand, so that's something to his credit.

yo if any of yall can send a few dollars my ik is sound like a beggar but i really dont wanna sleep on the street

>>26475127
5xdkwnyeozt@gmail

I have to go right now because I'm doing a makeup Valentine's thing tonight but drop me a line

>>26475143

So that's it? I honestly felt you're holding out on me here.

I have a friend, she's been through a lot. When she needed $100 she immediately offered me a heavy duty snowblower as lein.

I get that they have sentimental value to you, and honestly I wouldn't let them go myself but I can't buy sentimental value, and even if I could it would only make me feel worse off.

Listen, understand that as a tenant you can abuse the system to get at least another week of rent free living. If you claim disrepair in court, or just wait for an eviction notice you'll likely have at least another month to stall. Save up and use that month to pay rent for the next place.

Whatever you do, don't take a loan from a payday loan place. Those guys are the worst.

>>26475261
no man if yu would have wanted to buy them i would have sold them immediately i dont want to live on the street again man

>>26475237

It's not that you're asking for help. It's that when people offer help, you try to weasel around it any way you can, going so far as to try to rip the other dude willing to buy your shit off. And claiming he's the only one helping you when another dude was also offering you a job.

And not just that, but clearly you fucked up by yourself because you didn't wanna live within your means. And people don't want to help people like you when you come off as ungrateful and just desperate to get people to give you money and just throwing out some sort of sob story to try guilting people into it.

You're sketchy as fuck and I'm surprised the dude kept trying to find a way to help you.

>>26475332
i emailed that guy about the job i didnt work out to far of a commute and the hours didnt work but i tried man and i didnt mean to see like i was trying to rip him off im just scared

>>26475286

I don't want to buy them, what I wanted was something to hold as "insurance" but that's no good because they don't really hold any value.

Good luck to you man, but even begging would be more effective in person. Some people hand out change just to avoid being bothered.

Use your time on the internet to get some resources, consider living in a car. Check this blog out for info on that: http://guide2homelessness.blogspot.com/

I've been on the edge of homelessness too, so I've thought of my contingencies. Start on that.

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>>26472472
yea like anyone in their right mind would believe your sad story
go cuck yourself OP

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>>26475380

So, you're a university student who spells/talks like a complete illiterate. The hours and commute didn't work despite the guy telling you the area and hours before in the thread before you even emailed and you said it sounded good, you try to hustle this guy offering to buy your cards, just keep repeating "I don't wanna sleep on the street" to gain sympathy. And anyone in their right mind is supposed to try to help you and believe you?


Hey, dude who was offering to buy the cards? You're a fucking saint for even trying to deal with this dude. OP, you're the biggest fucking faggot in a long line of faggy OPs. And that's saying something.

>>26475417
yur right man me being homeless doesnt effect sorry for bothering yu

>>26475245

Sent.

My email is four characters long @live

>>26475449
whatever man if yu dont like me yu dont im just asking for help

>>26475506

Read my post. It has nothing to do with liking you. You're just blatantly lying as you just did about the job.

>I can get you a Job in Piedmont SC working nights Monday through Thursday 4:00 pm till 2:30 am. Starting pay 10.50 an hour with potential for $13 an hour after 6 months. Great benifits. U interested?

That's the post. He just said that and now you're saying that the commute and hours didn't work out despite fucking saying you were interested in it. You're straight up lying and trying to rook people. Get fucked.

>>26475537
bro i messaged him and i was goin to try to do it even bc of that shit but he said no

>>26475577

Did you get his name? Go in for an interview and namedrop him anyway. See what happens.

I think most business-oriented males would change their mind after seeing that kind of resolve.

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>>26475577

>bro i messaged him and i was goin to try to do it even bc of that shit but he said no

>>26475380

>i emailed that guy about the job i didnt work out to far of a commute and the hours didnt work but i tried man and i didnt mean to see like i was trying to rip him off im just scared


Which is it then? Did he say no as you claimed, or did the commute and hours not work out, as you claimed despite knowing all this beforehand? And how would he say no when earlier he was talking about setting up a time and date for an interview?

You can't even keep your story straight. Anyone dumb enough to help you now deserves to be ripped off. And fuck you for trying to scam your own community. Fucking rat.

>>26475600
no but he gave me his iformation so i could get a job there during the summer

>>26475600
no but he gave me his iformation so i could get a job there during the summer but as of now im fucked

>>26475635
i didnt wanna sound like an even bigger fucking loser i mean im already begging for money and on top of that i failed at getting the job but thanks man

>>26475680

>no srsly i just lied because i wanted to have pride despite sitting here this entire thread begging for money and being ungrateful to everyone and lying up a fucking storm

Then save yourself a little more dignity, and fuck off when you've been found out as the scamming bitch you are. You were caught lying and you're a scumbag for doing so. Go cry your sob story over on Reddit or some other site and see if you can scam them.

>>26475722
whatever man youve probably never been all fucking alone do yu have family loved ones shit like that well im so happy for yu bc yull never have end up in the situation im in yu have ppl to turn to all i have is /b/ and the goverment man and goverment doesnt do shit so excuse me for asking for help man

if anyone on here at all feels like helping out a stranger doesnt instantly turn them in a piece of shit pleaze help me out

>>26475765

I do have family. And I said I was likely gonna end up on disability despite wanting to work. You're flat out lying to people to scam them out of money. You haven't been grateful for them or anything else. That's why you're pathetic. And the worst part of it is that you sat here trying to scam people who were genuinely looking to help. How you could sit there asking for handouts and trying to rip off people who wanted to do nothing but sit there is beyond me. Just because you're broke doesn't mean people owe you a fucking thing. Nobody owes you shit just because you think you deserve it. And I know it's possible to live on minimum wage because I did it. And you wouldn't have to worry about school or university because 1. nobody would accept you with your spelling or way of talking. That's a bullshit story. 2. Financial aid would cover you. And I lived in a fucking trailer with some of the worst fucks around because it's what I could afford. I bought cheap ass food like rice, pasta, and a little bit of other stuff and got myself a cookbook for cheap meals. Even shitty minimum wage can buy you a shelter and basic food. Have a hard time? Foodstamps, unemployment, and other things help you out.

Either you fucked up big time on your own, in which case you have no rights at all to expect others to bail you out. Or you just want extra money that nobody owes you to begin with. Then you lie to the people here who did try to help despite that. No, you fucked up. Now go try to scam somebody else. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, but god knows you're probably not.

>>26475848
dont say i fucking scammed ppl man i've been on 4chan since i was like 15 dude and yea i fuck with ppl and am sort of a troll at times but i wouldn't take from them under false pretenses

>OP can't even spell basic English words and contractions correctly
I'm a povertyfag myself but I have little-to-no tolerance for willful ignorance.

>>26475900
bro i could've spell checked myself but it would've been the same words only the correct way man

Totally different anon here. I work one main retail job part time and a few others on the side while i go to university. I dont want any handouts but if someone wants to offer some kind of help to tide me over every month i'd take it. Im willing to work online for someone for example.
I currently make 6-7usd per hour which is the highest i can get in this city
I'm very organised at paperwork, have experience in retail teaching waitering and buying/selling stuff online

If you want to give out charity give it to ME. i need it, i'll appreciate it not like this self entitled bullshit op

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what a beautiful thing

>>26475894

>but i wouldn't take from them under false pretenses

You did. Scroll up to my other post that showed you lying about the job you were offered. You blatantly lied. And you're sure not a university student given how you spell and speak. And if you were on hard times there's tons of government assistance. Or even renter's rights if you wanted to take it there.

You have all of those options, none of which you tried or you'd have gotten them.

So, a few kind souls try to help and what do you do? Worry about whether or not they'll call the cops if you rook them, try to hold out on cards when the dude's offering you some money in return for some collateral, and lie about the dude who offered you a job in the hopes of getting quick cash and ignoring him entirely as someone who was helping you.

This entire thread and everything out of your fucking mouth has been under false pretenses so far and a lie. Beg somewhere else and stop trying to rook people here.

>>26475952
i'm enrolled in greenville technical college if you read correctly not university a technical college is for those who aren't ready for a four year college

>>26475995

And given the way you spell and speak, and the way you can't even keep your lies straight, you're not even ready for the short yellow bus.

>>26476034
hahahahahahahahahaha

A+

>>26476034
hmm you talk mad shit but when you get corrected by someone who chooses to type incorrectly just fucking because you resort to childish name calling wow that's classy man

>>26476075

Yeah. It's not nearly as classy as coming to 4chan and lying to people in the hopes of getting kind people to "help" me while I try to scam them out of money they worked hard to earn.

>>26476054
you should feel shame for laughing at something so damn juvenile

>>26476103
>
don't even man i don't have time for this unlike you i have important shit to do like try not to end up homeless

>>26476105

>you saying that anyone else should feel shame for what they're doing as you lie to people and try to scam them

Woo, boy, that's rich.

see all of you in this thread thought this troll was truth but now watch he unravels when some one of greater intelligence proves to him that he was nothing more than a momentary white knight wannabe

wow now see how much hatred filled this thread and for what that's right just for hatreds sake but any way i no longer intend to feud about something that is pointless well if any of you see this and also think it ignorant then please make a donation