ITT: Post your worst nightmare I'll start >go to get

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>have to sell car
>person would want to haggle
>will let them drive the price down just so I don't have to interact with them any more

>still being alive at age 40

>grill sits next to you on the bus
> changes seats immediately
Or
>my regular barber is a grill
>heeeeyy so do you have a gf yet

>>26472008
That's just you being a pussy hombre

>>26471986
>Being a door to door salesman

>>26472008

I bought a chadmobile yesterday and negotiated, it isn't that hard because they expect it.

Being sodomized with various objects.

eating by myself in any type of venue

>>26471986

Being waist deep in giant hungry cave spiders while the song 'space jam' plays in the background.

>ANON STAND UP AND TELL THE CLASS YOUR NAME AND WHAT THINGS DO YOU LIKE


Every nightmare I have is related to highschool ;_;

no more dank memes
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>>26473652

I forgot:

For eternity.

>>26471986
Why are r9k so fearful ?
The only thing I fear is fear itself.

>so what did you do today anon?

That my internet history will somehow be uncovered even though I delete every day

A comprehensive list of every thought I've had and embarrassing moment read in excruciating detail to a lecture hall full of family and friends

i had a drea last night where i graduated college but then went back to middle school, but then did some hard drugs and got shot in the throat

>stand in the line with mom
>mom goes away for a minute
>she does not return in time
>you are second in line