>tfw you order water at restaurants and your family makes

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ITT: onlyamericanthings

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>tfw mommie let you exchange GBP for $$$

Get iced tea instead. It's actually super autistic and disrespectful to get water when you go out to a restaurant with someone. Also waiters hate it(this isn't even a meme, do a quick google search)and will spit in your drink.

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>tfw you order water without the lemon slice and the waitress makes fun of you

>>26471270

>It's actually super autistic and disrespectful to get water when you go out to a restaurant with someone. Also waiters hate it(this isn't even a meme, do a quick google search)and will spit in your drink.

literally never heard of this and why the fuck would the waiter care? I'm not googling that made up shit either.

>>26471249
Woah watch yourself Ahmed
I just drank a mountaindew with my burger
and it tasted divine.
My pasty white rolls will for the eternity of time be superior to your sandnigger mixbreed genes.

>>26471305
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=ordering+water+at+a+restaurant

Not memeing, it's real. It's common knowledge that people who order water rarely tip.

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>>26471216

>order salads and eat the lighter desserts
>family makes fun of you
>later, getting skinnier, feeling better and finally healthy
>family wants to have a meeting with you
>they cry and say you have an eating disorder
>to cure you they make you eat nothing but junk food for the next while
>try to refuse and they threaten to kick you out of the house
>later, get fat again
>family happy, but you're not

>>26471338
You are memeing
I work in a restaurant
Unless you live in niggerland.

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>tfw you ask the waitress if you can complement the chef and she and the table laughs at you

>>26471216
do you have the other version of this photo

>>26471300
>open pic

what is this sorcery

>>26471382
In the US it's common knowledge, I don't know where you live. We used to haze the new waiters at the place I worked at by telling them to give people who order water really good service. They'd wait on these guys hand and foot for weeks and get shit out of it before they figured it out.

>>26471407

>being a waiter
>ever

>>26471433
As long as you're not autistic you can easily pull $20 an hour doing it.

>>26471385
Who the fuck were you eating with? That's the most retarded thing I've heard today.

>>26471445

thats minimum wage in my country

>>26471472
Not having to worry about being raped by Muslims every time I go outside is a good tradeoff.

>>26471454

Im never going back to that pizza hut ever again

>>26471338
I can't find any solid explanation. Tell me why waiters hate you for ordering water.

Pretty stupid reason to get upset at customers. What if they don't drink soda or alcohol?

>>26471468
who's she?

looks a bit like anne frank

>>26471454

who the fuck pays compliments to the chef, its not the <1950s

you just sound autistic

the only people who can do it are the elderly

>>26471510
Because they usually don't tip.

>>26471510

By ordering water you're being a cheap asshole. Restaurants have many interesting drinks they take a lot of care in making and with expensive ingredients and you order something you can get from the toilet.

It's like going to a restaurant and ordering burger and fries when there's so many interesting choices on the menu. It's just a big fuck you to everyone who works there. It's like having a friend invite himself over to your house and you don't talk or do anything fun together. Why did he even come in the first place then?

>>26471545
Ok well guess what autist? A lot of us actually don't eat alone like you and have family we go with that'll order soda

>>26471575
Why do I care what the wagecucks think of me? I'm there to satisfy my needs. Ohhh waggie, you never change

>>26471608
>Why do I care what the wagecucks think of me?

Yeah, this is why no one likes you. You take no care in other people's feelings.

>>26471608
>I'm there to satisfy my needs

all of them except getting laid lol

>>26471300
why do people do this?

is it tastier or it's just a meme?

drinks at a restaurant in the US are usually around $2. at the restaurant i work in theyre like $2.59

so say a table of 6 people sit down and all order water, thats 0 dollars. the server can expect 0 fucking dollar tip at this point. 6 sodas? thats $15.54. 2-3$ tip right there just from the cost of soda

the higher the bill the higher the tip is expected to be u dinguses

>>26471491
but I live in Switzerland

>>26471836

Don't people order food at restaurants? Is this an american thing where you just go there and order nothing but a drink?

>>26471472
We don't have to worry about eaten alive by house-sized spiders tho

>>26471700
If the restaurant doesn't have a good filtration system the tap water can have a slight chemical aftertaste. Lemon hides that

>>26471836
>including the price of drinks in the tip
top kek m8

>>26471575
Fuck you, restaurant burgers are delicious. Especially when they have a unique spin on it that most places don't do. Oh wait, sorry. You can't differentiate between fast food shit and an actual burger.

>>26471623
>You take no care in other people's feelings.
Your fee fees about what I eat are irrelevant

>>26471575
>many interesting drinks
The only places with special drinks are expensive here in the Midwest, the closest thing you'll find to an "interesting drink" in your average restraurant here is Pepsi instead of coke

>>26471575
this is the dumbest reason i have ever heard
why would a wageslave give a flying fuck what the customers are buying? all they want is to get payed and they could give less of a damn if you order a plate of shit or a luxurious desert
are you also going to tell me that some retail cashier gets pissed because some customer went in to buy socks instead of a 300$ dress?

>>26472114
You don't tip cashiers, you fucking autist.

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>>26471523
>she
you enjoy the pickle surprise?

>>26472139
and we're not talking about tipping you faggot

>>26472114
bigger check = bigger tip

>be four
>parents finally feel like taking me to restaurants
>mom always orders lemonade
>many years later
>i still ALWAYS order lemonade at every restaurant
>dont misunderstand always
>i have NEVER ordered anything as a drink other than lemonade
>tfw i dont even like lemonade that much

>>26472151
I do.

Oh, I do.

But I don't believe that is a trap.

Can anyone confirm this?

>You are feeding the staff
>"There's a reason we keep asking if you're done after each bite. We're starving. For your leftovers."

>tfw qt waitress eating my dirty leftovers

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>order a sandwich
>it's not a sandwich with a pickle
>no pickle mentioned on the menu
>in no way is it implied that you will receive a pickle
>huge fucking pickle on the side

>its a
>its common knowledge that people who do _____ dont tip
>thread

I never tip, actually one time this beta looking guy was servering my drunk ass at an ihop at 2am and I have him my 20 cents of change

>>26472329
You sound like a real piece of shit, you know that?

>>26472263
I'll eat yours for you if you don't want it anon

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>>26472263
>the pickle is already put on the sandwich
>you can still taste pickle residue after removing it

>>26472339
Get over it, gaylord.

>>26472377
"Haha look at anon taking his sandwich apart"

>>26471270
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>>26472339
waitscum detected

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I'm an Americlap and I don't understand why we tip. I think it's a scheme invented by restaurant management to save on the cost of labor by passing it directly onto the customer. Plus, they can charge less for food (even though you'd end up paying the same amount, maybe even more, through the tip) so people will buy more.
>>26472377
>>you can taste pickle residue after removing it

>Australian
>Love a beer/wine with dinner sometimes
>Also order water sometimes
>No one cares either way
Is America really so different?

>>26472386
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGGGHHHHHH
>insert angry frog

i hate when normies say that

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>>26472377
>NOT LIKING PICKLES

>>26471575
>Restaurants have many interesting drinks they take a lot of care in making and with expensive ingredients
You can say the word cocktail anon it isn't dirty.

I never realized ordering water was weird. My family did give me shit for it sometimes. How different is it from a nasty glass of unsweet tea though? I usually get a glass of water and a glass of beer, either an india meme ale or if they don't have that then whatever doesn't sound shitty.

Really water is what you're supposed to drink at dinner. It cleanses the palate. Even if you pair your beer or wine you still need to hit the reset button occasionally to fully enjoy it. That's why a real dinner will always have a water goblet served with your wine glass.

>>26472480
My friends always just order water. I'm usually the odd one out if I opt for something else.

It's probably for the best. Good food almost always satisfies more than good drink.

>>26472476

I went to a fancy steakhouse for dinner tonight and the drink menu didn't have gin on the drink list.

I don't usually go to nice places. Obviously the bar had a lot more than the menu let on, but why would gin not be listed while vodka and scotch are? Both are shit really. They did have a lot of bourbons which was good but I just played it safe and ordered a cab even though I really wanted a gin and tonic. Is this a thing like water where if you order something not gross they get angry and shit in your food for it?

I fucking hate waiters. Worthless and entitled pieces of shit.
>Waaaaahh where's muh tip??
>I'll spit in his food ,that will show him!

I don't get tips in my shitty retail job and I ain't complaining. Neither do the vast majority of service workers.
Waiters are fucking scumbags. Glad I almost never eat at restaurants

T.guy that never tips
Eat shit wagekeks

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>>26471216
I legit lost friends when I started to eat healthy. First it was snide comments about ordering water and a bowl of soup, then active attempts to make me eat, ("He'll have the apple pie for dessert), and then finally accusations that I was trying to make them feel bad about their weight. As if my decision to not be a hambeast had anything to do with them.

>>26472531
I imagine that if the person is anyway an adult they wouldn't give 2 fucks about what drink you order. At worst they'll just tell you to go to the bar and order off menu alcohol there.

>>26471385
Unless you personally know one of the chefs, this is autistic as hell.

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>tfw family finds it embarrassing and keeps complaining when i bring my 5L bottle of water everywhere, including family bbq's and reunions.

Cunts, don't talk to me unless you can squat 140kg.

>>26472377
I fucking despise pickle residue. Same with onion residue. It's not even funny how much of an autistic rage I go into if I can taste it. It makes the bread soggy as fuck too.

I haven't eaten at a restaurant in 5 years

Fuck those wagecucks

>>26472862
>don't talk to me unless you can squat 140kg.
Don't worry about the weight.

>>26472862
Why would you drink that much water anyway?

Also,
>metric

>>26471575
arguments aside this post is fucking hilarious

>>26471338
Troll confirmed.

There is nothing on the link you gave that confirms your so-called "common knowledge".

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>>26472946

I'm on creatine, i need water. Even then before i started working out i always drank at least 3-4 liters of water a day. I don't drink alcohol, or even stuff like coffee since they are shit.

Why the fuck would YOU not drink water? You some kind of low-test faggot?

>>26473036
>You some kind of low-test faggot?
How many women do you speak to who squat over 140kg?

>>26473072
I don't usually talk to whales, but here i am talking to one.

>>26472862

And I thought I was bad for carrying around my 2L bottle shaped like a mini version of those 5gal water bottles everywhere. It's gotten to where it feels like a blanky. I'm naked without it. Also I'm used to my well water. Most cucks drink jew water with toxic waste and shit intentionally added. I'm not just talking about the flouride either, chlorine is even worse. Even the slightest amount lingers in your nose and you can't smell or taste anything but chloride. It's the main reason I don't drink commercially bottled water either.

Restaurants would do well to pick up on this and serve water straight from the table. They could even advertise it with a cute pitch, like "Straight from THE table to YOUR table" I guess it really only works in places with delicious water like mine though, or where people know what an aquifer is.

>>26473083
Do you think you're with the opposite sex when you're with men irl?

>>26473112
>Most cucks drink jew water with toxic waste and shit intentionally added.

Yeah thought for me i always get BPA free bottles, on my end i usually see retards scuffing down water with lemon not knowing that will only fuck up their enamel rather quickly. Why get up every couple of minutes for another class of water, or walking around with a small 500ml water bottle that will be empty with one drink.

My 5L water bottle keeps me refreshed for the whole day.

>>26473141

Stop talking to me whale.

>>26471575
Wow anon, you opened my eyes, ill start ordering sugary drinks with my burger from from now on

>>26472648
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/02/how-much-do-waiters-really-earn-in-tips/385515/
With tips and hourly pay together, the median wage is $13 an hour. Waiters are such slime, bitching non-stop about customers being stingy, while all they do is hand you a plate.

And then they have the gall to whine, "oh my legs; I'm exhausted from walking so much." Get fucked. It's normal human physical activity. And I and other people who work in receiving docks and other physical jobs exert ourselves for less pay, but we don't bitch about about because at least with regard to getting the most out of our bodies, we're not subhuman.

Fuck, what a worthless job. The cooks are the backbone of the place, and the busboys deal with shit everyone leaves behind. Waiters are made obsolete simply by having customers form a line and order.

>>26471836
What if I don't drink soda? What if I like water? What if I am going to tip 20-25% on the food I buy with the water? These are all things the waitstaff doesn't know

>>26471321
>anyone who mocks Americans is Arab
You're definitely living up to the stereotype of Americans being retarded.

>>26471270
Googled it for about 10 min as I shit. Nothing at all out there. Go fuck yourself and enjoy your sugar drinks.

>>26473227

I'd much prefer working at the airport than a restaurant. Same pay except I can go all day and not talk to a single person as long as everything is done on time.

That job sucked ass though which is why I quit for nursing. Lots of walking and talking required, but at least everyone ios tripping over themselves to fellate you for the brave sacrifice of working 3 days a week for $70k/yr. The only occupation fellated harder is military servicemen, and I intend on going NCO after I graduate. I fully expect double the blowies for being a nurse with a gun.

>>26473270

>turks are european

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo

>>26473325
>>turks are european
Who are you quoting?

>>26473344

Meme arrows haven't meant quote since like 2007.

I wasn't quoting, I was implying implications.

>me: salad, no dressing
>family: REALLY ANON?
>server: ARE YOU SURE??????
>me: it's fine really
>mom: A-ANON
>grandfather: *hangs head in shame*
>server: MANAGER THIS CUSTOMER DOESN'T LIKE THE SELECTION OF DRESSINGS WE HAVE ON HAND
>manager: young man, what kind of dressing would you like to see on our menu?
>it's fine really, I just don't like dressing
>manager: *pulls out walky talkie* IT'S A 483-P, 483-P
>a child pulls the fire alarm
>a police officer arrests me
>customer: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>entire restaurant devolves into anarchy and cannibalism
>notice mom crying in the corner as the officer hauls me to the gulag

Hide soft drink industry threads

Ignore soft drink industry posts

Do not reply to soft drink industry posters

>>26473036
your arms look like you don't even work out

>>26473430
>salad, no dressing

How overweight are you that you're afraid of dressing?

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>work behind bar
>have to serve a bunch of drunks and make cucktails in their presence while keeping others served
>usually have to stay on til 4am, take orders and clean up
>not allowed tips/not a thing here
>waiters/waitresses here just move food from A to B
>usually get tipped per table and finish at a reasonable time
Fuck life

>>26472377
>pickle placed next to the fries and makes them all soggy and pickly.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why the fuck would they care what you order? You could be trying to eat healthier ect.

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>>26473501

I JUST DON'T LIKE DRESSING MOM CHRIST YOU'VE KNOWN THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE

>>26473036
You'll probably get arthritis and tendon issues from leg exercises later in life.

>>26473036
>im on creatine
Pepper your angus

>>26473112
You're fucking stupid
I wonder why
Probably the shit in your well water.

>>26471338
My grandparents are upper middle class and only drink water at restaurants, they also tip generously.

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>>26472263
>>26472377

>Chik-Fi-La on campus
>worst run fast food joint I've ever encountered (and that's saying something)
>8-10 students come in around 11:30-12 and order a regular sandwich with no pickle
>every single time we have to wait 5-10 minutes
>and that's not for cooking, they chicken itself is almost always already cooked, and sitting on a pan off to the side
>it takes them 5-10 minutes to get around to slapping it on a bun and handing it out

I don't get it. You have a fucking heated storage box under the heated rack.

Just make 10 no-pickle sandwiches and leave them down there beforehand. We're here everyday.

>"I can just take the pickle off of one of these ones" points at rack of pre-made sandwiches

I swear to god I will fucking stab you.

>>26472698
Seriously, what the fuck?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>26473534
I know this feel. I wash dishes all fucking night and I never see tips. Seriously fuck waiters, self entitled scum fucks

>>26475617
>hambeast

That's the key word here.

>>26473534
>waiters/waitresses here just move food from A to B

I seriously don't understand how this is even a job, it's so ridiculous.

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>>26471403
I have this version.

>>26475448
>Just make 10 no-pickle sandwiches and leave them down there beforehand. We're here everyday.
>WHY ARENT THESE MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS ANTICIPATING OUR EVERY MOVE AND ORDER THIS IS BULLSHIT! I SPEND GOOD MONEY AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT! MOOOM!!!!

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>>26471300
>that image
How tricky.

>>26474884
This is exactly what happens to me. Every fucking time I eat I don't want your shitty ass dressings or your "salsa," I'm perfectly fine with what salt they add into it and whatever the cook thought it was good to go with. If it tastes bland, well, I like the bland taste.

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>>26471216
>tfw ordering tea at restaurant and the waiter makes fun of you

>>26477062
Hahahah, noice mate

shit man if you can't handle banter from your own family...

>>26472837
Is it really?
When you get something and you really enjoy it, is it wrong to tell the people who made it that they did a good job and that you enjoyed the meal?

>they make fun of what you eat/drink
>tfw you're the fittest one at the table and everyone else is a fat fuck
Just eat yourselves to death already.

>>26471216

i once ordered a glass of milk.

never again, i get coke even though i hate it

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>>26471270
It's just fucking water.
Why the hell?

Always drink water when eating good food you faggots. Dont ruin a great meal by fucking up its taste with a coke or some shitty pilsner beer.

Fucking plebs these days. Drinks before/after a meal are fine but water while eating.

>tfw have to mentally prepare myself to place my order before the waiter arrives so I don't sound like a bumbling retard

>>26478268
Nah I work in a restaurant and it's exactly what it should be to us, a compliment. Can't speak for other places I guess.

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>order a side of regular fries with my pizza delivery today
>get nasty cheese fries topped with bacon bits instead
While I appreciate a free "upgrade", I still can't stand fucking gooey cheesy foods. Especially the nasty fast food cheese they want to put on everything these days.
Fuck you if you're a wageslave that thinks everyone wants that nasty McCheese by default in every side/burger/whatever you sell.

Mayo is nasty too, and they also insist on putting it on everything.
It's enough of a pain that I have to spell out my order like I'm talking to a retard at a fast food joint, when they usually end up screwing it up anyway.
How hard is it to make a double burger with lettuce, tomato, and bacon only? Fucking hell it's less than half the shit you'd put in a Whopper.

>>26471300
>that pic
how the fuck did you do this u fuckn tosser

>>26478383

>still ardently scanning menu
>waiter approaches
>"Are you ready to order?"
>mom: "Yeah I'll have the..."
>scan menu even harder as orders go around
>pick the worst choice due to pressure

>>26479153
>Mayo is nasty too, and they also insist on putting it on everything.
Fucking THIS
The amount of meal deal shit that puts mayo in without indication on the packet is startling
There seems to be a consensus that everybody loves mayo but that simply isn't the case

>>26478245
Asking to get made fun of tbqh

>>26471300
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...hold on


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
baka desu desu original desu baka sempai

>>26473428
you're still a far fucking american slob and will forever have diabeties flowing through your veins 8)

>>26471216
Wtf do Americans actually make fun of people if they order water instead of soda?

>>26472946
fuck your imperial or what the fuck that american shit called everybody in the world uses the metric system so fuck you one-language speaking fat media-controlled amerifaggot.

>>26480018
Healthiness is a mocked thing in murrica