Get iced tea instead. It's actually super autistic and disrespectful to get water when you go out to a restaurant with someone. Also waiters hate it(this isn't even a meme, do a quick google search)and will spit in your drink.
>It's actually super autistic and disrespectful to get water when you go out to a restaurant with someone. Also waiters hate it(this isn't even a meme, do a quick google search)and will spit in your drink.
literally never heard of this and why the fuck would the waiter care? I'm not googling that made up shit either.
>order salads and eat the lighter desserts >family makes fun of you >later, getting skinnier, feeling better and finally healthy >family wants to have a meeting with you >they cry and say you have an eating disorder >to cure you they make you eat nothing but junk food for the next while >try to refuse and they threaten to kick you out of the house >later, get fat again >family happy, but you're not
>>26471382 In the US it's common knowledge, I don't know where you live. We used to haze the new waiters at the place I worked at by telling them to give people who order water really good service. They'd wait on these guys hand and foot for weeks and get shit out of it before they figured it out.
By ordering water you're being a cheap asshole. Restaurants have many interesting drinks they take a lot of care in making and with expensive ingredients and you order something you can get from the toilet.
It's like going to a restaurant and ordering burger and fries when there's so many interesting choices on the menu. It's just a big fuck you to everyone who works there. It's like having a friend invite himself over to your house and you don't talk or do anything fun together. Why did he even come in the first place then?
drinks at a restaurant in the US are usually around $2. at the restaurant i work in theyre like $2.59
so say a table of 6 people sit down and all order water, thats 0 dollars. the server can expect 0 fucking dollar tip at this point. 6 sodas? thats $15.54. 2-3$ tip right there just from the cost of soda
the higher the bill the higher the tip is expected to be u dinguses
>>26471575 Fuck you, restaurant burgers are delicious. Especially when they have a unique spin on it that most places don't do. Oh wait, sorry. You can't differentiate between fast food shit and an actual burger.
>>26471575 >many interesting drinks The only places with special drinks are expensive here in the Midwest, the closest thing you'll find to an "interesting drink" in your average restraurant here is Pepsi instead of coke
>>26471575 this is the dumbest reason i have ever heard why would a wageslave give a flying fuck what the customers are buying? all they want is to get payed and they could give less of a damn if you order a plate of shit or a luxurious desert are you also going to tell me that some retail cashier gets pissed because some customer went in to buy socks instead of a 300$ dress?
>be four >parents finally feel like taking me to restaurants >mom always orders lemonade >many years later >i still ALWAYS order lemonade at every restaurant >dont misunderstand always >i have NEVER ordered anything as a drink other than lemonade >tfw i dont even like lemonade that much
I'm an Americlap and I don't understand why we tip. I think it's a scheme invented by restaurant management to save on the cost of labor by passing it directly onto the customer. Plus, they can charge less for food (even though you'd end up paying the same amount, maybe even more, through the tip) so people will buy more. >>26472377 >>you can taste pickle residue after removing it
I never realized ordering water was weird. My family did give me shit for it sometimes. How different is it from a nasty glass of unsweet tea though? I usually get a glass of water and a glass of beer, either an india meme ale or if they don't have that then whatever doesn't sound shitty.
Really water is what you're supposed to drink at dinner. It cleanses the palate. Even if you pair your beer or wine you still need to hit the reset button occasionally to fully enjoy it. That's why a real dinner will always have a water goblet served with your wine glass.
I went to a fancy steakhouse for dinner tonight and the drink menu didn't have gin on the drink list.
I don't usually go to nice places. Obviously the bar had a lot more than the menu let on, but why would gin not be listed while vodka and scotch are? Both are shit really. They did have a lot of bourbons which was good but I just played it safe and ordered a cab even though I really wanted a gin and tonic. Is this a thing like water where if you order something not gross they get angry and shit in your food for it?
>>26471216 I legit lost friends when I started to eat healthy. First it was snide comments about ordering water and a bowl of soup, then active attempts to make me eat, ("He'll have the apple pie for dessert), and then finally accusations that I was trying to make them feel bad about their weight. As if my decision to not be a hambeast had anything to do with them.
And I thought I was bad for carrying around my 2L bottle shaped like a mini version of those 5gal water bottles everywhere. It's gotten to where it feels like a blanky. I'm naked without it. Also I'm used to my well water. Most cucks drink jew water with toxic waste and shit intentionally added. I'm not just talking about the flouride either, chlorine is even worse. Even the slightest amount lingers in your nose and you can't smell or taste anything but chloride. It's the main reason I don't drink commercially bottled water either.
Restaurants would do well to pick up on this and serve water straight from the table. They could even advertise it with a cute pitch, like "Straight from THE table to YOUR table" I guess it really only works in places with delicious water like mine though, or where people know what an aquifer is.
>>26473112 >Most cucks drink jew water with toxic waste and shit intentionally added.
Yeah thought for me i always get BPA free bottles, on my end i usually see retards scuffing down water with lemon not knowing that will only fuck up their enamel rather quickly. Why get up every couple of minutes for another class of water, or walking around with a small 500ml water bottle that will be empty with one drink.
My 5L water bottle keeps me refreshed for the whole day.
>>26472648 http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/02/how-much-do-waiters-really-earn-in-tips/385515/ With tips and hourly pay together, the median wage is $13 an hour. Waiters are such slime, bitching non-stop about customers being stingy, while all they do is hand you a plate.
And then they have the gall to whine, "oh my legs; I'm exhausted from walking so much." Get fucked. It's normal human physical activity. And I and other people who work in receiving docks and other physical jobs exert ourselves for less pay, but we don't bitch about about because at least with regard to getting the most out of our bodies, we're not subhuman.
Fuck, what a worthless job. The cooks are the backbone of the place, and the busboys deal with shit everyone leaves behind. Waiters are made obsolete simply by having customers form a line and order.
I'd much prefer working at the airport than a restaurant. Same pay except I can go all day and not talk to a single person as long as everything is done on time.
That job sucked ass though which is why I quit for nursing. Lots of walking and talking required, but at least everyone ios tripping over themselves to fellate you for the brave sacrifice of working 3 days a week for $70k/yr. The only occupation fellated harder is military servicemen, and I intend on going NCO after I graduate. I fully expect double the blowies for being a nurse with a gun.
>me: salad, no dressing >family: REALLY ANON? >server: ARE YOU SURE?????? >me: it's fine really >mom: A-ANON >grandfather: *hangs head in shame* >server: MANAGER THIS CUSTOMER DOESN'T LIKE THE SELECTION OF DRESSINGS WE HAVE ON HAND >manager: young man, what kind of dressing would you like to see on our menu? >it's fine really, I just don't like dressing >manager: *pulls out walky talkie* IT'S A 483-P, 483-P >a child pulls the fire alarm >a police officer arrests me >customer: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN >entire restaurant devolves into anarchy and cannibalism >notice mom crying in the corner as the officer hauls me to the gulag
>work behind bar >have to serve a bunch of drunks and make cucktails in their presence while keeping others served >usually have to stay on til 4am, take orders and clean up >not allowed tips/not a thing here >waiters/waitresses here just move food from A to B >usually get tipped per table and finish at a reasonable time Fuck life
>Chik-Fi-La on campus >worst run fast food joint I've ever encountered (and that's saying something) >8-10 students come in around 11:30-12 and order a regular sandwich with no pickle >every single time we have to wait 5-10 minutes >and that's not for cooking, they chicken itself is almost always already cooked, and sitting on a pan off to the side >it takes them 5-10 minutes to get around to slapping it on a bun and handing it out
I don't get it. You have a fucking heated storage box under the heated rack.
Just make 10 no-pickle sandwiches and leave them down there beforehand. We're here everyday.
>"I can just take the pickle off of one of these ones" points at rack of pre-made sandwiches
>>26475448 >Just make 10 no-pickle sandwiches and leave them down there beforehand. We're here everyday. >WHY ARENT THESE MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS ANTICIPATING OUR EVERY MOVE AND ORDER THIS IS BULLSHIT! I SPEND GOOD MONEY AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT! MOOOM!!!!
>>26474884 This is exactly what happens to me. Every fucking time I eat I don't want your shitty ass dressings or your "salsa," I'm perfectly fine with what salt they add into it and whatever the cook thought it was good to go with. If it tastes bland, well, I like the bland taste.
>order a side of regular fries with my pizza delivery today >get nasty cheese fries topped with bacon bits instead While I appreciate a free "upgrade", I still can't stand fucking gooey cheesy foods. Especially the nasty fast food cheese they want to put on everything these days. Fuck you if you're a wageslave that thinks everyone wants that nasty McCheese by default in every side/burger/whatever you sell.
Mayo is nasty too, and they also insist on putting it on everything. It's enough of a pain that I have to spell out my order like I'm talking to a retard at a fast food joint, when they usually end up screwing it up anyway. How hard is it to make a double burger with lettuce, tomato, and bacon only? Fucking hell it's less than half the shit you'd put in a Whopper.
>>26479153 >Mayo is nasty too, and they also insist on putting it on everything. Fucking THIS The amount of meal deal shit that puts mayo in without indication on the packet is startling There seems to be a consensus that everybody loves mayo but that simply isn't the case
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