How do I into getting a prostitute? Obviously I wouldn't

>>26471081
Don't. Instead just kill yourself.

>>26471081
>backpage.com

In-calls are always shady. So it would be a good idea to call and ask about the neighborhood/apartment/motel. Cash is usually ideal, burner phones a good idea.

>>26471081
>whatever city you live in backpage
>female escorts or transexual escorts
>book a room in the hotel she is staying at, if she is not in a hotel, approach with caution because it's extremely easy to get robbed with your pants around your ankles
>if it's suspiciously cheap, its probably vice and you should have a lawyer on standby, if it's like 100hhr, you are somewhat safe
>remember that if she is a cop and gives you a nude massage it's entrapment and basically dropped charges
Be safe anon

Use TER, P411 or some other ratings site. Backpage is the fastest, easiest and cheapest way, but there are a lot of stings and scams there.

Check r/hookers for more advice.

>>26471081
Someone who isn't me has a friend who's sister is a part time prostitute.
She doesn't take calls or requests herself, her pimp takes care of all that. It's the easiest if you just know people to hook you up with a pimp, but if you don't, you have to be careful because of undercover cops. I'm not really sure how to help you there, but a burner phone probably wouldn't hurt.

Check the back page and see if the girls posting ads have reviews, more reviews means less chance she's a cop
If she doesn't accept texts initially there's less chance she's a cop
If she doesn't see blacks theres less chance shes a cop
Incall is better than out call imo, it'd usually cheaper and she won't have a chance to steal your stuff plus you can do a drive past and look for suspicious stuff to make sure it's not a sting
Only take the money and your keys into the room, put the money on the night stand or table so it's visible and not directly to the girl and don't say anything about it
Rub one out before going or take some viagra or something to make sure you get your money's worth, once you cum you are done whether you have 5 minutes or 50 left

I pity Americans who can't simply use adultwork.

Then again they have much better talent with Vegas hookers and semi-retired porn actresses

>>26471282
>Rub one out before going or take some viagra or something to make sure you get your money's worth, once you cum you are done whether you have 5 minutes or 50 left
Is this like an unwritten rule in prostitution?

>>26471317
Yeah pretty much. Everything is negotiable though.

My dick is all fucked up, I'm pretty sure no hooker's going to come near it. Not even STDs or anything.

>>26471317
I had a girl get mad that I wasn't cumming though

After like 5-10 mins she was getting mad and told me to get off by myself while she just laid there naked for me to look at, although I told her to play with my balls

>>26471766
Dude, what, that's some terrible service.

>>26471081

Where are you at, OP? Maybe I can give you some recommendations.

>>26471814
yeah 200 dollars for a handjob man...

it was the only one that I was able to google off of backpage that was NOT a cop/sting/etc

>>26471282
Where can I find reviews?
Half of the stuff on backpage looks like reposted spa, so I don't trust it.

>>26472003
Google the girls number

>>26471562
What's wrong with it? Just ugly?

>>26472214
Skin disease. Not contagious or anything but it's pretty gross, I admit it, if I was with a chick that had what I have in her vagina, I'd be apprehensive, too.

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>mfw escorts now ask for your work phone number and a few references as well

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>>26472214
Where do I begin to explain

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>>26472270
well fuck nigga.

>>26472270
What the actual living fuck?

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>>26472270
Motherfucker, don't hijack my feels.

>>26472270
Can't you like, have surgery or some shit to make that better?

>>26472270
DELETE THIS

(oregino commentu)

>>26472270
I actually see the outlines of the head of your Dick through the skin. So if it's just the skin that's fucked up, you could fix it by getting circumcised. Getting circumcised is nothing to be ashamed of when there's an actual medical reason to do it, like you clearly have.

>>26472270
Get that circumcised

>>26472270
You dick was so fucked up it derailed the thread congrats.