this has always been the ideal
>tfw tumblr was right
this is the ideal when your tribe has only 150 people and you need to replenish all your sons who died in the latest skirmish with the tribe on the other side of the valley and you just need something that can give birth and not die as many times consecutively as possible.
However when you are not living like a primitive nigger it isn't really ideal at all.
however a more modest version I am still very partial to.
It's all about the body shape when the tops of her thighs/the bottom of her buttocks jut out wider than the width of her hips.
>I want her to scowl at my dick
>While secretly loving it and wanting it.
Whoops forgot to attach an image.
It is all about thighs which go out wider than the hip bones.
That's the kind of woman who will still easily get you hard when you're both 40.
Have fun with lithe, nubile, youthful, hot , pretty things, but you need to marry and settle down with a woman with a shape like this unless you want to be miserable in your late 30s and 40s or to cheat on your wife.
Women with this body shape will be fuckable forever.
You'll know you made the right choice when you wake up next to her both in your 50s
You turn the cover over, see her big, still nicely shaped thighs and ass, turn her onto her stomach, get hard, straddle her and just lazily take your time humping and pumping her.
You will not be able to do that with a thin woman when you're both in your 40s or 50s. Not unless you take viagra and force yourself to so as not to hurt her feelings.
A body is not perfect unless it includes a juicy, fat front bunda.
No it's an escort I've been to I think 3 times.
But I know who you mean and I do see the resemblance.
His girl has bigger, better boobs and not quite as good thighs/butt I believe though. And his girl is a bit darker.
Wish he came around more often or had just made an xhamster account and done actual fucking with the face covered.
>No it's an escort I've been to I think 3 times.
Ah nice. I hope that I when I finally have enough financial freedom to consider escorts I can find a woman like that, I somewhat share your ideas on type of women. I want someone with soft, fleshy tits, ass and thighs to fondle.
her body is great, she's gained some weight since these photos were taken so she has a bit more of a belly, but I still automatically get hard near her.
The most important thing with any escort, once a certain minimum of physical looks are passed e.g. no hideous features that they hid from their photos, is their attitude.
And she has a really fucking great attitude.
Sort of relaxed, sleepy manner, puts you at ease, seems pleased when you're horny, makes you feel like you're good at sex. Will kiss you as much as you want, which is rare with most escorts. on the other hand it's gross when you think of her other clients kissing her but it feels so fucking good at the time.
and she only does oral with a condom on so it's fine.
fucking her and holding and squeezing her perfectly shaped body feels so good.
she works in london
I'd fear getting her pregnant and raising a baby that's half tumblr.
Are we getting raided by Tumblr? If you are a succubi that doesn't look like this you deserve to die t b h.
>the female form is so overrated, and the male form is incredibly underrated
What do women think when they see pics spammed of attractive women on the internet
Disgusting. This is what an attractive and healthy women looks like
Are you actually gay? Because there has been a lot of /lgbt/ invasion on this board as of late.
How do you compete with this, though?
Horsepussy girl will always be the top female.
Breed to incite the lewdest thoughts on anyone who glances at her beauty.
I said female beauty, as in women's beauty, as in real women not men on female hormones. The audience that traps cater to are degenerates, I don't wish to compete with them.
Yes, the usual. Perhaps I pay a little more attention to things like cellulite, stretch marks and other details. I like the whole package, I can't appreciate a woman with nice legs and the torso of a football player; same thing applies to hands and feet, they have to be somewhat decent.
>have you tried getting off to women?
Not exactly. When I was 15, I thought I was bisexual for a moment when a friend tried to make a move on me but I'm definitely not; the idea of being with another woman repulses me tbqhwu. I like looking, appreciating but it doesn't turn me on.
Nice thumbnail, faggot. Can't even see her fat delicious mooseknuckle in this one.
Nice quads. I'm not the girl you replied to but the reason that seeing girls with bodies that I like is not inspiring is because those women have won the genetic lottery, something no amount of dieting or working out will give you. Now, I'm not saying that's an excuse to be fat and lazy. I workout, I eat well but the kind of body I like is not built, it's soft and natural so I'll never have it.
I'm almost certain this is my best freind's mom. I feel sick.
/high test/ anyone?
bloxbloxblox blox blox
Well, based on the fact that I didn't give any information about myself other than being a woman who appreciates beauty in other women and that it was enough for you to ask me to be you "qt gf", I'll assume it happens very often. I don't like that, sorry anon.
Incorrect. Perfection doesn't look malnourished.
>You probably have very high standards
To some extent I suppose, but in some ways not. I prefer a nice face (I don't think that's unique to me), but wouldn't hold anything against an average or slightly unattractive girl. Body is important though.
Yes that's /fit/ compared to what I've seen. It's a nice body. Also fatties are unhealthy and I'd rather not have a partner who'll have a heart attack at 40. The biggest deal breaker in a personality for me is being a nag though.