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This woman breaks into your house and demands that you respect women or she will empty the magazine into your head. What will you do?
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>>26468961
Tell her she's a giant slut who can go fuck herself.
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>>26468961
>"ok"
>she goes away
>proceeds to open 4chan and swear at roasties
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>>26468961
Well I don't really want to get shot in the head so I guess I'd just suck her cock
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Where's the bottom half of that gun?
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>>26468961
Show her the BBC, obviously you guys aren't equipped to handle her.
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>>26468961

Ask her to stop nagging.

It'd be quick, and I'd no longer have to deal with any problems, such as a nagging crazy woman that breaks into robots houses with guns.
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>>26468961
woul swear at her soo i can just die in peace instead of killing myself
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>>26468961
disrespect her since I know she'll empty the mag and miss every shot
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>>26468961
disarm her. hold gun up to her noggin and demand that she bend over
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>woman
kek
push her arm away or just get up and slap her shit
she obviously can't defend herself properly
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>>26468961
lick her toes
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>woman
>gun
Ahahaha, she'll be lucky if she gets the bullet to travel within 90 degrees of where she's aiming. Slap her.
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Fuck off cunt

And then she blows me for being verbally abusive and disregarding her feelings
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>>26468961
>"ok, I'll do it"
>she turns around
>grab tactical stun gun
>shock her ass to a cardiac arrest
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>>26469059
>>26469072
>>26469073
>>26469113

>le women are bad at everything me me
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>>26468961
Spit on her face

She would miss every shot

Then I would rape her and bury her in my backyard
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>>26469164
Women are weak, and look at how she's holding the gun. L-m-a-o
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>magazine

Fucking women
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>>26469059
THIS
ayy lmao kek kek kek
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>>26469210

You are weak and nice robot bypass figit
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>>26469164
not everything, they can cook and clean
but you can't just pull a gun on someone if you're a woman and hope for the best, they're just not biologically suitable
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>>26469268
I could kill you with one hand.
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>>26469288

I could kill you with my dick
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>>26468961
If she's next to me I'd see if I could overpower and disarm her. If she's not retarded and is a few feet away, I'd try to humor her until I could close the gap or a distraction arose.

I would avoid surrendering. I'd likely be killed even if I did as she asked.
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>>26468961
JUST

DO IT

please mane
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>disarm her
>force her into basement
>chain her up
>force feed her my feces, knock out her teeth, do the equalivent of waterboarding with my dick down her throat
>do this until she slowly dies in pain from malnourishment
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>slowly smile
>charge her
Either I save myself from life or I get a cool story to tell the police
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Grab her by the elbow, shove the muzzle against my head and say "do it faget"
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>>26468961
Meh, do it, bitch.
*Dies*
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>>26468961
Die a martyr.
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> front serrations
Make fun of her shit taste in guns and ask where the other half of it is.
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>>26468961
Need to survive so.
Defend myself.
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>>26468961
Remind her to turn the safety off.
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Hope to fuck she actually kills me
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>>26468961
Beg her to empty the magazine into my head
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>magazine
But its a clip, silly
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>>26468961
Trick question.
It doesn't have a magazine.
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