you have all been good lads today, except for one or two. Let's be good lads as well tonight edition
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WAIFUUS
COULD YOU JUST FUCK OFF
JERK OFF TO IMAGINARY GIRLS SOMEWHERE ELSE
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME 5 OR WHATEVER PEOPLE JUST POSTING THE SAME PICTURES OF THE SAME SHITTY DESIGNED CHARACTERS
in bed already lads, but i had a great 30 hours playing EDF and thinking about Jun.
>Anyone got experience fucking chicks
why don't you run them over for the bants?
Ran over a few niggers a while back
> felt good.jpg
i recommend only going through the explore option until about level 3, then sticking to the desert, forest, lake, deepwoods and mountain until, say, level 10
some monsters i'd say you should just always run away from the fight until you're in the higher levels, ie driders, basilisk, sand trap. try picking up some speed perks to help your chance of running away. or just get centaur body for great speed. clop clop clop
Here's my qt waifu senpai~
Posted my waifu lads
You like a stuttering, self-hating spaz's personality?
I played this game the other day and thought it was alright, but as soon as I look it up online I found the fandom is MLP tier autism, what the fuck is it about this game that attracts these people.
We share common interests, I find a lot of her quirks endearing and she reminds me of myself in ways.
oh shit, i never zoomed in on it before
>kebab shop with 1 food hygeine rating
>anon coming in with his cv
>BBC3 could show literally hundreds of films and of all these hundreds they have chosen Meet The Fockers (GET IT!)
Why? Just, why?
On a related note, this guy shares a lot in common with most robots.
>no social or romantic experience
>tries to be the bad guy but is far too inept
>totally uncool in every way and out of touch with reality
My music folder on my 2nd hard drive is gone.
Turned my computer on this afternoon and the folder just vanished. Nowhere to be found.
can normal people smell themselves all the time when they don't bathe? do they actually FEEL dirty?
it's really rare that i can smell myself and even rarer that i feel dirty just from not bathing (even when i've been able to see dirt.)
washing yourself all the time is such a pain. once a week, once every fortnight i can undestand. daily is insane but lots of people seem to do that.
>not enjoying a cosy warm shower every morning
Please accept my rare miliband
tfw rare milibands are near worthless now corbyn is leader
such a beautifully expressive face...such joie de vivre
speak for yourself m8
It is nigga tell me what u think
I check it once a week for various amateur porn stuff (there's occasionally some really good stuff) and to laugh scornfully at r/relationships.
This one is too fucking real, man. We've all been Miliband in this.
>showering is okay but getting dry is hell
No it isn't.
>turn water off (this is important or you'll carry on getting wet)
>stand there in the shower
>use the edge of your hand like a squeegee and run it along your glistening wet body
>watch the loose water fly off your body
>get out of the shower
>finish trying with a towel in a few seconds
>apply moisturiser because you have to take care of yourself.
I also recommend turning the shower water cold just before you get out.
if he can make it so can we
alright, the parent in an influential position probably helps, but let's ignore that for now
>She told me that they have been as far as french kissing but he stopped it because he is also married and cares about his wife.
"I'm just a normal guy that likes a bit of torture"
chopper gets it.
100,000 comment karma, and I've been on 4chan since 2007
Thinking of becoming a traditional stalker and sending her a bunch of roses to her house on Valentine's day
Worried though that She'll trace me back
Same reason I'm not ordering pizzas to her place either
How are you brittbongs planning to deal with being alone on valentines day? I'll probably sleep in and jerk it for the rest of the day.
Might even go and check out the Happn app.
Sleep a bunch, play some video games, see if anyone needs some help around here or at the petrol station before it closes, sleep more. Maybe I'll waste 12 pounds on a Chinese takeaway. Then either sleep some more, clean or watch anime.
Yeah, yeah I don't like re-reading that
So I just go back from my chessington interview. I thought it went ok, though we had to do some fucking stupid group tasks first and I might of sperged in front of them twice. Fuck my life man. I try so hard to stop my autism but it always comes back to haunt me. Kill me senpai.
sick of woman n girls looking me lads, 'mirin me, wantin my geneticz. fucking normi roastie stacie slag whores will NEVER take my virginity, it's mine
>all these christians that will be tomorrow celebrating the mystical force given by their sky daddy which inexplicably binds people together
I just don't get it. Sorry if this seems like a fedora moment but these people really get to me.
They'll be praising St Valentine with their "significan other" and in 6 months time they'll hate each other. Why are normies so stupid?
Posting /livingalone/ waifu
post what song you'd suicide to
>I remember moments of happiness
>Endless summer, acoustic guitars
>Being a man made me coarse
>When I wanted to be delicate
Just fucking end it all, lads.
just eat lad, i don't normally pander to dumb questions.
>maybe thats why i get very little (yous)
>buy a classic car
>Owner was a 55 years old
>sent some lad to drop the car off
>met at the airport
>nine hour drive home
>need to improve my phone manner
does anyone think about shit like that? Guy could of been busy but i think he just heard the cold soul in my voice over the phone
>Going to spend valentines day ballsdeep in a random crazy fatty I met on tinder
I'm really depressed by the reality of this situation bu i havent had sex in about 6 months and random sex with sluts was the only thing staving off the loneliness.
Reading about suicide out of morbid curiosity and wikipedia says that while males die 3 to 4 times more often than females through the act of suicide, females attempt suicide 4 times more often.
Are women really that fucking useless? They try to kill themselves a lot more than men and yet men are far more successful.
I think it comes down to attention seeking. A man will find a different way to get people's attention without swallowing a fistful of paracetamol or making cuts not deep enough to matter on his arms.
Me friend. Drank 3 x 9%ciders, now on my last 1/2 bottle of 13,5% wine. WIll have pasta for dinner.. I like being alone talking to my r9k robot friends, the only true friends i have. You know today I was at work and the security guard was a fat paki, but he was an obvious robot so liked him and we got on well, he is a good guy, even though 'pakies out' meme. robots stick together whatever race or creed
actually it's because usually women try to overdose which has a good chance of failure, while men go for more violent methods with higher chance of success, ie shoot or hang self
that said, i had a family friend who tried to off himself by jumping in the canal but just managed to shatter some major bones. poor fucker, he went to cancer soon enough
Fuck lads, blog time I feel fucking awful.
Essentially a fucked up girl from when i was at school, about 8 months ago drunk called me and went on a drunk, depressed breakdown rant. She would then constantly do this over the next few months, and id constantly just try to end the call ASAP or ignore them. About 3 months ago I answered one, she started suicide chat and i again barely paid attention, calmed her then told her like one friend about the call anyway.
2 or so months ago i noticed on FB that she got a job, and was suddenly getting tagged in photos with people. She just messaged me there saying all this "thanks for putting up with me, I wouldn't be here if you hadn't showed me that kidness etc." I checked with her friend and apparently after that night 3 months ago her friend went to hers and found she had a fuckload of paracetomol and vodka hidden in her room.
The reason I feel awful is that the whole time I hated her and was screening her calls and getting filled with dread and I very easily could of ignored her at the wrong time, yet she's thinking good things about me from that and aacting grateful.
anyway, /blog. I've been drinking since this happened and needed to vent it.
>fourth year at uni
>grill on my course asks if I wanna do some work with her
>procrastinating together in computer room
>she gets a phone call
>"do I want coffee?.... should I come pick it up?..."
>she explains after hanging up that her friend works at starbucks
>he gets free coffee at the end of shifts
>he always gives it to her
>she leaves to get the coffee
>comes back and shares it with me
i-is this what it feels like to cuck somebody?
> shares it with me
what of he came in it and is getting off with giving her coffee with extra "creamer"
Used to come here for a bit of a laugh and feel better about myself but now I've contracted full on oneitis and feel like pure shit all the time. How can my life be getting worse instead of better lads? All in the space of less than 4 months too.
>24th valentine's day with nogf
There's ice cream in the freezer, I shouldn't but I kinda want some. Could combine them with some choccy buttons. What do.
>tfw you have to google the date to valentines day after seeing people (read: the internet) talk about it all day
Looking back I don't think I've even been given a card for valentines day in school
>contracted oneitis a day before valentine's day
kill me lads. it was unavoidable, she's just too sweet for this world