/britfeel/

>His vice isn't Ember's blood

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Waifus lads waifus lads post your waifus lads

I FUCKING HATE PAKIS!!

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>>26464419
whyfoo lad

Posting again:

Anyone got experience fucking chicks that are into DDLG (daddy dom little girl)?

>>26464419
>>26464449

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WAIFUUS

HOLY FUCK

COULD YOU JUST FUCK OFF

JERK OFF TO IMAGINARY GIRLS SOMEWHERE ELSE

FUCK

SERIOUSLY

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME 5 OR WHATEVER PEOPLE JUST POSTING THE SAME PICTURES OF THE SAME SHITTY DESIGNED CHARACTERS

FUCK

>tfw no britfeel bf

;-;

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>>26464419
in bed already lads, but i had a great 30 hours playing EDF and thinking about Jun.

>>26464449
>Liking the character that's meant to be a fat ugly autist weeb

Why

2 nukes wasn't enough

>>26464479
Thanks for the (You)

oc

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>>26464452
>Anyone got experience fucking chicks
n-no

>>26464384
>that one prick who always creates the threads these days and calls people good lads edition

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>>26464420

why don't you run them over for the bants?

Ran over a few niggers a while back
> felt good.jpg

>tfw spending my evening watching Danny Dyer "hardmen" documentaries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHoLHLNqxYw

Fucking arrogant cockney pricks

>>26464491
She is perfect for me and I really love her personality.

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>>26464346

i recommend only going through the explore option until about level 3, then sticking to the desert, forest, lake, deepwoods and mountain until, say, level 10

some monsters i'd say you should just always run away from the fight until you're in the higher levels, ie driders, basilisk, sand trap. try picking up some speed perks to help your chance of running away. or just get centaur body for great speed. clop clop clop

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>>26464419
Here's my qt waifu senpai~

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>>26464419

Posted my waifu lads

>>26464384
>just noticed in the OP image above the paki shopkeepers head are freddos on sale for 5 quid
kek

>>26464550
You like a stuttering, self-hating spaz's personality?

I played this game the other day and thought it was alright, but as soon as I look it up online I found the fandom is MLP tier autism, what the fuck is it about this game that attracts these people.

>>26464532
>tfw spending mine watching AVGN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tyX0Uy_mGA

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>>26464597
We share common interests, I find a lot of her quirks endearing and she reminds me of myself in ways.

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>>26464586
oh shit, i never zoomed in on it before

>kebab shop with 1 food hygeine rating
>anon coming in with his cv

lel

>>26464479

You forget anon, for some people, waifu posting is all they have.

Wanking my big fucking cock t b h lads

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>BBC3 could show literally hundreds of films and of all these hundreds they have chosen Meet The Fockers (GET IT!)

Why? Just, why?

>>26464419

'kay.

Why the FUCK do American kids looks so much older than the kids here?

What gives?

>>26464671
If that's all you have left in life, maybe you've reached the point where you should kill yourself.

>>26464689
gonna need proof for these weighty claims

>>26464728
Inbred genes

>>26464728
if you mean the ones on television, probably because they are played by actors older than the ages they portray

https://youtu.be/w2Fd_f1epgo

its that time lords

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>>26464632

On a related note, this guy shares a lot in common with most robots.

>no friends
>no social or romantic experience
>tries to be the bad guy but is far too inept
>totally uncool in every way and out of touch with reality

>>26464741
Give me your kik nigga

>>26464867

FACKIN NEVILLE BLOODY BARTOS

>>26464867
Good film that mate

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My music folder on my 2nd hard drive is gone.

Turned my computer on this afternoon and the folder just vanished. Nowhere to be found.

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so fucking done

>>26464889
difference being he's actually likeable

>>26464419
Waifu at 0.36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uuq1OnYdIo

>>26464923
what kinda music u listen 3?

>>26464947
>9gag watermark

i'd recommend suicide, lad

sleep is for the weak

https://youtu.be/fy2ZC2SZxQ4

>>26464984
Couldn't find the image without it

>>26464967
All sorts of shit m9 but mainly hip hop.

>>26464947
I know how it feels. I really, really do. I'm not even sure if I hate anything, I just feel sadness, disappointment and self pity while considering myself an idiot.

where can i find a britfeel bf?

>>26464923
You got a system restore on that hard drive? If you have just do that.

>>26464998
do u like cloud rap?

can normal people smell themselves all the time when they don't bathe? do they actually FEEL dirty?

it's really rare that i can smell myself and even rarer that i feel dirty just from not bathing (even when i've been able to see dirt.)

washing yourself all the time is such a pain. once a week, once every fortnight i can undestand. daily is insane but lots of people seem to do that.

>>26464419

why don't they show anime on tv lads?

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>>26464997
took a good 10 seconds of searching that

>>26465058
Because cartoon network has a full schedule.

>>26465058

Because anime is for losers.

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>>26465057
>not enjoying a cosy warm shower every morning

>>26465048
>cloud rap
Don't know much about it but seems like something I'd be into. Seems chill.

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>>26465125
Post your best Milibands, boys

>>26465058
because only pedos watch it

Who here visits Leddit regularly?

I'm on there 100% of the time when I'm also here.

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>>26465125
>>26465161
Please accept my rare miliband

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>>26465161
tfw rare milibands are near worthless now corbyn is leader

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>>26465161
such a beautifully expressive face...such joie de vivre

>>26465180
speak for yourself m8

>>26465135
It is nigga tell me what u think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7X5STMbdPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnrKzb1OrEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTrNOso9n0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtSmkz5KT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfYTAzvXMCk

>>26465125
showering is okay but getting dry is hell

also the temperature has to be just right or it's annoying.

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>>26465180
I check it once a week for various amateur porn stuff (there's occasionally some really good stuff) and to laugh scornfully at r/relationships.

>>26465173
That didn't stop toddlers and tiaras.

>>26465259
>Mr Mom
This is the mistake. She no longer sees him as a man that can provide.

>>26465234
>getting dry is hell

What. I don't understand

I agree with the other guy. You feel so fresh, clean and cosy after a shower.

>>26465259
>marrying someone you're not sexually compatible with

why do people do this

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>>26465196
This one is too fucking real, man. We've all been Miliband in this.

>>26465283
>What. I don't understand
drying yourself is difficult compared to getting yourself wet, especially when you're a hairy fucker.

>>26465287
he has penis
she has vagina
they are compatible

don't bring your psedopscyhology babble into this

>>26465312
Sounds like excuses.

>>26465344
it's not an excuse, just an explanation.

>>26465234
>showering is okay but getting dry is hell

No it isn't.

>turn water off (this is important or you'll carry on getting wet)
>stand there in the shower
>use the edge of your hand like a squeegee and run it along your glistening wet body
>watch the loose water fly off your body
>get out of the shower
>finish trying with a towel in a few seconds
>apply moisturiser because you have to take care of yourself.

That's it.

I also recommend turning the shower water cold just before you get out.

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>>26465294
if he can make it so can we

alright, the parent in an influential position probably helps, but let's ignore that for now

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>>26465259
>She told me that they have been as far as french kissing but he stopped it because he is also married and cares about his wife.

H
E
A
V
Y

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"I'm just a normal guy that likes a bit of torture"

chopper gets it.

>>26465392
i can't tell why people think david miliband was better. he looks silly too, but not charmingly silly like ed.

>just eat
>order pizza from 4 miles away
>takes half an hour to arrive
>order pizza from 0.5 miles away
>Takes an hour to arrive

Every time

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>>26465180
100,000 comment karma, and I've been on 4chan since 2007

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>>26465392
Is it weird that that picture turns me on?

>>26465332
really not how it works lad

and it even says in the image how she was never sexually attracted to him, can you not see how that might be a bit of an issue?

>>26465428
He was a smarmy blairite were as ed is a luke warm corbyninte

>>26465447
do you secretly lust for a milibands' lips upon yours, anon

both at once mayhap?

the gf just texted me to say she wants me to piss on her

What do, senpaitachi?

>>26465484
whip it out and shower her with your golden man juice

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>>26465480
It's not even a secret anymore.

>>26465498
http://underfault.livejournal.com/4456.html

enjoy lads

where am i gonna find a boyfriend for valentines day with such little time left :((

>>26465484
piss on her

>>26465582
pls be in dudley

>>26465582
I'll be your boyfriend if you're okay with me being mixed race?

Thinking of becoming a traditional stalker and sending her a bunch of roses to her house on Valentine's day

Worried though that She'll trace me back

Same reason I'm not ordering pizzas to her place either

>>26465629
n-no, but you could come live with me :)

>>26465639
np at all :)

>>26465647
Why not ask her out?

>>26465670
What do you look like? Post a picture

>>26465610
>>26465495
Not really my thing though. Also it concerns me that she's the type to want that. I thought she was pure, more fool me.

>>26465670
Can we both be your boyfriend?

>>26465698
Ha, good one

She'll just call the pigs on me for creeping her out

>>26465670
post pic then pls

>>26465716
>>26465738

not gonna post a picture on here sorry

post your steams?

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>it's a bf circlejerk episode

>>26465725
You don't deserve her you disgusting plen.

>>26465729
I am also in need of a bf, so I could even out the numbers

>>26465725
just tell her you're not into it

and don't get all moralfag, where do you think you are? we are already mired in degeneracy ourselves

>>26465670
Poleaboo would like to throw his hat into the ring

He's cool with cucking/slavery

>>26465761
>doesn't want to excrete waste matter on a loved one
>disgusting

>>26465830
I think you're going a bit downhill, dude

>check ex's social media
>she's a lesbo slut
This should make me happy, why does it make me feel shit?

>>26466043
>having an ex
>having strong enough relationships that people add you on Facebook

Fuck off normie

>>26466043
because she's out getting more gash than you could ever dream of?

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How are you brittbongs planning to deal with being alone on valentines day? I'll probably sleep in and jerk it for the rest of the day.

Might even go and check out the Happn app.

>>26465452
Why would it be an issue? If sex is the deciding factor in your relationship then protip: You shouldn't be together.

How do you think they'll cope when they're 50+?

>>26466093
>being alone
I'm spending it with my waifu senpai~
Going to re-watch her source material desu

>>26466093
Sleep a bunch, play some video games, see if anyone needs some help around here or at the petrol station before it closes, sleep more. Maybe I'll waste 12 pounds on a Chinese takeaway. Then either sleep some more, clean or watch anime.

Yeah, yeah I don't like re-reading that

>>26466043

Because you'd still quite like to shag/cuddle/shag again her?

>>26466089

Whey!

So I just go back from my chessington interview. I thought it went ok, though we had to do some fucking stupid group tasks first and I might of sperged in front of them twice. Fuck my life man. I try so hard to stop my autism but it always comes back to haunt me. Kill me senpai.

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sick of woman n girls looking me lads, 'mirin me, wantin my geneticz. fucking normi roastie stacie slag whores will NEVER take my virginity, it's mine

>>26466185
>Chinese takeaway
Don't like this meme

>>26466085
A singular ex makes me a normie?>>26466089
>>26466193
Probably this boys

>>26466093
I live a three day week
>today
>tomorrow
>yesterday

>consider killing myself
>coffee
>think about leaving the house

>>26466234
Honestly, I'd get a kebab but I don't know any kebab takeaways here. That said, I really like sweet and sour Cantonese chicken

>all these christians that will be tomorrow celebrating the mystical force given by their sky daddy which inexplicably binds people together

I just don't get it. Sorry if this seems like a fedora moment but these people really get to me.
They'll be praising St Valentine with their "significan other" and in 6 months time they'll hate each other. Why are normies so stupid?

>>26465830
if you look like you do in the doxxed pic of you i'm sorry but i'm not attracted to you

>>26465787
okay, sure

where do you live?

>>26466093
Been this way 27 years, whats new.

Its just like any other day. Dont plan on going outside.

>>26466322
Filthy roastie whore, I'll find you and split you in two

Then burn you and your house down to eliminate the DNA evidence

>>26466339
duh north

>>26466490
damn

i'm down south

you could move in with me though, i have 2 spare rooms

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>>26464419
Posting /livingalone/ waifu

>>26466482
i'm fairly sure those who have been posting thus far are male homosexuals

>>26466530
where in the south do you live lad?

if you dont mind having a robot roommate

>>26466611
near bristol and nah not really, as long as we got along it could be fun

>>26466579
Traps = Females

>>26466530
>i'm down south
Me too a bit.
South west.
I will be your bf

>>26466638
Traps are males that look female, that's why they're called traps.

A shemale is not a trap.

So did half of you bongs actually go gay or is that the britfeel meme :^]?

>>26466688
wew

i'm south west too

email me, [email protected]

>>26466575
Forever smelly.

>>26466717
I don't fucking know. I wonder if things would have been different if I lived in Bristol

>>26465754
I can post skype. That ok?

>>26466795
yeah that's fine

>>26466717
Always been here
always been homo
will always be alone

Just wonderin if any lads here are into radiohead? dey gib me rly gud feels.

>>26466717
It's the new meme lad, like shincups

>>26466721
sent ;)
i don't think this is original

>>26466819
they give me the sad feels

>>26466819
Also this a top tier suicide song, I'll probably listen to this before I an hero
http://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg

>>26466808
star-bro

>>26466721
n-not sent ;(

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

>>26466301
i don't think it's about christians anymore, it's the same with christmas, it's just a normal celabratory day.

>>26466911
shit

try this one

[email protected]

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>>26466848
post what song you'd suicide to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EdUjlawLJM

>>26466933
$ent ;)

>>26466850
I have like a feels guy as my pic, will send a picture back

Polaboo is thinking about binging on IrnBru

>>26466942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lNGz-2TaQ
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
or maybe one of my waifu's character image songs or something

>>26466942
Disclaimer: Negroid music

https://youtu.be/7QW-V8O6f-U

>>26466942
http://youtu.be/WEQnzs8wl6E
Don't dismiss it just because it's metallica

>>26464384
OFFICIALLY REAL NIGGA HOURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSbvpFUmqQ

>>26466942
Would have to be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-Vn_IZHx8

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>>26466942

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQhah5oRlcI

>I remember moments of happiness
>Endless summer, acoustic guitars
>Being a man made me coarse
>When I wanted to be delicate

Just fucking end it all, lads.

>>26467377
Are you in some sandnigger cuntry?

>>26467470
CRACKER ASS BITCH DETECTED. WAKE TF UP PUSSY IT REAL NIGGA HOURS. SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON

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>>26466271
just eat lad, i don't normally pander to dumb questions.

>maybe thats why i get very little (yous)

>be me
>buy a classic car
>in Devon
>Owner was a 55 years old
>sent some lad to drop the car off
>met at the airport
>nine hour drive home
>need to improve my phone manner

does anyone think about shit like that? Guy could of been busy but i think he just heard the cold soul in my voice over the phone

>>26467520
For real tho nigga the only countries it's like 2-5 o clock are middle eastern shitholes

>>26466093
fuck lad. i'm 30 years old and the only woman i got one a valentines off was my mum.. who died 7 fucking years ago. 14 of feb is another day on the calender for me.>>26466121

SA > VC > VCS > LCS > III

>tfw no bf to wake up with a blowjob on valentines

>>26467833
iktfb :(

oceee

why did whoever ruin that op pic by putting the calendar in. it doesn't fit. where does it come from. why is it there. kills the immersion. fuck sake

>>26467916
The calendar has been there longer than you have been on 4chan.

>>26467916
It's been in since 2015 OP image guy started m8, so at least a year.

Who /drinkingalone/ here

Original comment Mr. Roboto

>>26467833
i will literally drive to wherever you live and give you a v. day bj :)

>>26468109
I have ran out of beer, so its time for bed

>>26468109
Me lad, had a bath while drinking whiskey and listening to chill music. Was fantastic tbqhwy

>>26468121
Thats not the same. I want a bf and to do nice things for him.

>>26468109
What's your poison tonight mate?

>>26468175
then i'll be your bf. :)

>Going to spend valentines day ballsdeep in a random crazy fatty I met on tinder

I'm really depressed by the reality of this situation bu i havent had sex in about 6 months and random sex with sluts was the only thing staving off the loneliness.

Reading about suicide out of morbid curiosity and wikipedia says that while males die 3 to 4 times more often than females through the act of suicide, females attempt suicide 4 times more often.

Are women really that fucking useless? They try to kill themselves a lot more than men and yet men are far more successful.

I think it comes down to attention seeking. A man will find a different way to get people's attention without swallowing a fistful of paracetamol or making cuts not deep enough to matter on his arms.

>>26468109
Had 4 G&Ts and a tequila sunrise, about to have more gin

>>26468199

Ale followed by Coors light that I was memed into buying by someone from these threads

It's actually okay.

I'm now in the nether world between getting drunk and going to bed.

>>26468231
women do things for male attention

men do things to get the job done

>>26468109
Me friend. Drank 3 x 9%ciders, now on my last 1/2 bottle of 13,5% wine. WIll have pasta for dinner.. I like being alone talking to my r9k robot friends, the only true friends i have. You know today I was at work and the security guard was a fat paki, but he was an obvious robot so liked him and we got on well, he is a good guy, even though 'pakies out' meme. robots stick together whatever race or creed

That feel when spent the entire evening trying to think of ways to get rich.

Might just get a mortgage and rent a house out to someone.

>>26468231
actually it's because usually women try to overdose which has a good chance of failure, while men go for more violent methods with higher chance of success, ie shoot or hang self

that said, i had a family friend who tried to off himself by jumping in the canal but just managed to shatter some major bones. poor fucker, he went to cancer soon enough

>>26468321
>I like being alone talking to my r9k robot friends

That fucking feel

I literally look forward to britfeel after coming home from work

>>26468384
where'd you work at m8?

ocee

>>26468321
Come join us in the britfeel skype chat lad/las

>>26468331
The only way to become rich is by 'white collar' financial crime. I am working on it. I will become rich or die trying.. No future or riches exist in wagecuckery

>>26468429

NO get in the steam chat there's nobody here

>>26468408

I fell for the STEM meme and got a STEM job

>>26468331
Same lad, except instead of thinking about ways to get rich I've just been thinking about the times I missed opportunities to get rich.

>>26468448
What kind of financial crime?

>>26468502
i don't even know what that means desu

Fuck lads, blog time I feel fucking awful.

Essentially a fucked up girl from when i was at school, about 8 months ago drunk called me and went on a drunk, depressed breakdown rant. She would then constantly do this over the next few months, and id constantly just try to end the call ASAP or ignore them. About 3 months ago I answered one, she started suicide chat and i again barely paid attention, calmed her then told her like one friend about the call anyway.

2 or so months ago i noticed on FB that she got a job, and was suddenly getting tagged in photos with people. She just messaged me there saying all this "thanks for putting up with me, I wouldn't be here if you hadn't showed me that kidness etc." I checked with her friend and apparently after that night 3 months ago her friend went to hers and found she had a fuckload of paracetomol and vodka hidden in her room.

The reason I feel awful is that the whole time I hated her and was screening her calls and getting filled with dread and I very easily could of ignored her at the wrong time, yet she's thinking good things about me from that and aacting grateful.

anyway, /blog. I've been drinking since this happened and needed to vent it.

>>26468484

post steam chat

>>26468648
>having facebook

fuck off normie

>>26468648
Should have fugged her

>>26468668
steam chat

>>26468753

Fat, short,chavvy as in from a poor af background, and crazy as shit. There was nothing to get it hard to.

>>26468794
crazy how?

>>26468757

That is really funny anon you are a funny guy

>>26468940
kek

sorry lad

would you like me to post the steam chat?

>>26468794
>Fat
I'd have ignored her too tbdesu

>>26468794
There nothing wrong with short fat chavs mate, they try hard

Ded thred

>>26468229
you've had sex, you don't belong here. Stop thinking this place is exaggerated and fuck off.

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>fourth year at uni
>grill on my course asks if I wanna do some work with her
>ye
>procrastinating together in computer room
>she gets a phone call
>"do I want coffee?.... should I come pick it up?..."
>she explains after hanging up that her friend works at starbucks
>he gets free coffee at the end of shifts
>he always gives it to her
>she leaves to get the coffee
>comes back and shares it with me

i-is this what it feels like to cuck somebody?

How would you make sure your mass shooting at a university is a success?

Would you start at the back row of a lecture hall or rush hour in the main foyer?

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>>26470199
> shares it with me
what of he came in it and is getting off with giving her coffee with extra "creamer"

>mummy promised to make me a nice bacon sandwich in the morning

gonna be a good valentines for me

>>26470355
I wouldn't because we don't have guns in this country

>>26470199
>girl with orbiters

Mate, if you can't see what's doing on here I feel really bad for you. Not as bad as how you're going to feel when the penny drops.

Used to come here for a bit of a laugh and feel better about myself but now I've contracted full on oneitis and feel like pure shit all the time. How can my life be getting worse instead of better lads? All in the space of less than 4 months too.

>>26470487
Just murder her, get it out of your system.
Take a while to plan it, it's very easy to get away with if you don't know them personally. You probably won't even be suspected.

>>26470453
I hear Somali/Nigerian immigrants deal them

Also darknet

>>26470473

isn't this every attractive single girl ever

i'm good as long as I don't end up giving her things for free for her attention

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>24th valentine's day with nogf
There's ice cream in the freezer, I shouldn't but I kinda want some. Could combine them with some choccy buttons. What do.

>>26470631
You're giving her your time aren't you?
She's using as some kind of emotional wank rag, or, and I didn't want to suggest this, but you're doing her work for her.

>>26470669
eh she's pretty fun

>you're doing her work for her.

she works harder than me and I distract her desu

>>26464384
>tfw you have to google the date to valentines day after seeing people (read: the internet) talk about it all day
Looking back I don't think I've even been given a card for valentines day in school

>>26471192
Why would you?

That's an American thing.

>>26471275
They used to do it in primary school

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>contracted oneitis a day before valentine's day

kill me lads. it was unavoidable, she's just too sweet for this world

>>26471368
She's a cunt with no proper hobbies who only cares about what shallow, materalistic shit that men can give her

>>26470757
>she's pretty fun
>hasn't even put his dick in her
You've been cucked and you're loving it.