>wake up >see this >she says "kiss me stupid!"

why are you calling me stupid

Leave because apparently I have been abducted by some floozy roastie
If you do anything different, you need to fuck off back to facebook

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hit her in the face and go look at pictures of barbara

>>26463634

>Who are you and why am I in hell?

Tell her I don't know where she has been and I'd rather not risk getting some kind of disease.

Who the fuck are you?

thisanoriginalcomment

>>26463634
Why would I kiss women I dont know? Moreso why would I do such to a woman that considers me stupid? Yeah, no thanks. I finally made myself content with being alone.

>>26463634
No, thanks. I'm good.


Yojhjouhhjkiijkuhijjkoi

>>26463634

>press my dick against her mouth
>bend over and kiss her with my own penis being hotdogged between our four soft lips
>break my rib in the process
>land all 468 pounds on top of her
>she's in a coma
>"your stupid now, baby"

>>26463795
isn't using gibberish to make the post original against the rules?

>>26463819
>weighting 212 Kg
holy shit you must be disgusting

>>26463634
punch her in the nose because i am NOT stupid.

>>26463821
HAHAHAHA. You're like that guy that says "Guys, don't do drugs. They're illegal."

Press my cold lips to hers and prepare for a smooch!

>>26463634
gouge out eyes for calling me stupid

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proceed to pound her fucking face in, relentlessly smashing, punch after punch with my right hand until all that's left is a fleshy mess of broken teeth and caved skull. Then I would call the police and report a home invasion

Lean in and start to pout my lips.

That's terrifying. I don't know how to kiss.

Do it then ask her why

>>26463634
>what do you do?

Kiss her.

>>26465251
Then we have this faggot

>>26463634
Grab the bitch, pull her close give her one long sensual type kiss, flip her over slip my hand down her pants, start fingerblasting her, blah blah blah then I creampie her. The perfect start to a day.

>>26463634
Fuck her roastie cunt and leave

>Blast her with the 1911
>Fortify my windows and doors.

Goddammed intruders.

"kiss me stupid"

> you're already stupid if you think I'm kissing you

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A cunt like that is only good as long as she has a young daughter.

I'd kiss her, stupid. Then I'd force her out of my house if she didn't provide a reason quickly.

>>26464494
tfw I have that BMTH shirt on the right.

>>26466002
Don't be so bitter, Anon.

>>26463634
>I don't touch white girls

>>26463848
>weighting
son .