>go to the mirror
>take off your clothes
>ask yourself the question "would I fuck me?"
>Tell myself I would fuck myself
>Get mad at women for not wanting to fuck me
>be lonely friendless sexless robot
>have home gym and work out daily
>tfw abs and nice ottermode body
>tfw non-squatmode muscular legs
>tfw admiring my naked body before taking a shower and realizing it's all for nothing because no one will ever see it
Honestly I would. Then again, I'm skinny and not some gross slob.
Ever since I posted a pic of my face and people gave me compliments, I started feeling more confident every time I looked in the mirror.
Actually ended up fucking a gay man possibly closeted during a particularly frustrating time in my life. He reminded me a lot like me.
Never have i had such crystal clear empathy for what must go through a womans head before agreeing to a one night stand.
I would totally suck my dick.
And i'd fuck myself under the impression that there is room and drive for improvement.
Im just waiting for a decent lady to give me a chance.
So basically i would have sex with myself but i wouldnt want to iniate it.
I'm bi and my most recent male sexual partner looked so much like me that people thought we were brothers when we were out to eat
I'd fuck me. I'm not too skinny, I've got a slender build but there's some muscle on my arms and legs