>ANON! WHY ARE YOU STARING? I JUST GOT BACK FROM A RUN IN THE PARK IM WEARING THESE FOR COMFORT NOT TO BE OOGLED BY SOME CREEP... UGH MEN ARE PIGS!!"
>hey Stacy wtf are you doing in my house I don't remember inviting you
>either play some Mario Kart with me or gtfo
>tit or gtfo would also apply
Walk up behind her, grab a handful of her cheek. Tease her with "If you wanted an excuse to show me your ass, you have my attention now ", start slowly rubbing her butt, see what her reaction is and silently pray I don't go to prison or get the cops called on me.
Smack that ass so hard my hand stings and then sit by the front door waiting for the cops