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>ANON! WHY ARE YOU STARING? I JUST GOT...
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>ANON! WHY ARE YOU STARING? I JUST GOT BACK FROM A RUN IN THE PARK IM WEARING THESE FOR COMFORT NOT TO BE OOGLED BY SOME CREEP... UGH MEN ARE PIGS!!"

what do?
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>>26461669

but if i was attractive enough to warrent your attention you wouldn't mind right?
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I take what is rightfully mine.
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>>26461731
/thread
I shouldnt have to write this the robot is a fucking faggot
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Ever since I started pretending to be Chad women don't act like this towards me any more. I'd probably just call her a bitch and tell her to shut the fuck up.
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>>26461669
Yes thats nice and all but why the fuck are you in my house digging through my fridge?
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>be me
>be loser
>hey Stacy wtf are you doing in my house I don't remember inviting you
>either play some Mario Kart with me or gtfo
>tit or gtfo would also apply
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"Im sorry im a guy and cant help it. I'll try to be more mindful in the future as long as you don't act like such a cunt about it. "
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that only goes with yoga pants
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>>26461669
I'm rather attractive, so I keep of glancing maybe take a picture when she's not noticing. There's not crime in looking or even taking pictures, so I don't really give a shit.
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I wasn't staring. How about you calm your arrogance and stop assuming everyone cares about your ass, huh?
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>>26462794
>I'm rather attractive

Haha. Ok, buddy.
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>>26461669
"It's ok, I'm just staring for comfort"
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>>26462878

I either am or I'm delusional enough to believe that I am.
Regardless I still stare at asses all that time.
Yoga pants, skinny jeans, and the like are a godsend.
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>>26462051
How do i pretend to be Chad?
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>>26461669

Walk up behind her, grab a handful of her cheek. Tease her with "If you wanted an excuse to show me your ass, you have my attention now ", start slowly rubbing her butt, see what her reaction is and silently pray I don't go to prison or get the cops called on me.
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>>26461669
her, obviously. she asks for it
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>>26463104
*calls the police on a rapist*
*anon gets 30 years to life*
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Smack that ass so hard my hand stings and then sit by the front door waiting for the cops
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>>26461669
I shaved my pussy for Chad on Valentines I bet not one grill in the whole world shaved her pussy for you!!!
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>>26461669
why the fuck are you running with boots?
also god damn that ass needs some running to get into shape
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>>26461669
When you're at my power level you never get caught looking....
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>>26461669
>If you don't want me looking at you then why would you come into my house?
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>>26463280
Obviously for comfort you misogynist
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>"Hey, I think you've got something on your butt there. Don't worry, I'll get it off of you by sucking it up with my nose. This may take a few minutes ;)"
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