Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life.
Ill go slow but deliver.
Why not? Is it just meant to be post anything, or should we post other shit to give you something to work with?
To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.
You wake in the morning and you step outside and you get a deep breath and said out loud:
"Hey! Whats going on?"
"Hey! Whats going on?"
But nobody came.
Your true love will arrive. From the sky, falling endlessly to your mouth, millions of cocks, juicy, fat, black or white, all of them. You cry tears of happiness. You are in home.
A devil will appear in your bedroom and ask you a question. If you answer yes, you will get the perfect waifu. If you answer no, you will TURN into the perfect waifu. Make of that whatever you want.
Idk man. But you will meet the love of your life on a public transport. She will sit in front of you. Something will fall from her pocket. Pick it up, and let LOVE begin.
She is the Pizza delivery girl that will come in seven years. Give her a good tip, and a compliment.
Your love already came to you long ago, in your previous life. She asked you if you wanted to be with her forever, or if you prefered to reincarnate and try to live a fullfilling life.
Here you are.
You. I like you.
She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
She is a engineering student who wears white shirts an designer glasses. You will meet her in a corner of some place.
Fuck being specific.
She will bite YOU. In the NECK. With her VAMPIRE POWERS.
She doesnt have vampire powers, but she is fucked in the head. Try to help her.
But you will!
At 99 years old, one month before your death, you will see her and fall in love.
How will it happen OP?
I know this is just a bit of fun but it will go straight to my head and I'll think this is real
I think I have an idea already, but surprise me if I'm wrong
Precisely because you arent wishing for one, you will soon get many dates and girls, but eventually you will ignore them all. And thus, at 40, you will be completely alone. But its ok. You actually wont give a shit.
No. You will fall in love with the masked girl that will try to rob the grocery store. Confessing will end up in being shot. Proceed with caution.
LONG time a ago
on a distant land
there lived a loveless anon
"IM SO loveless" he said
and he surely felt sad
BUT ONE DAY he discovered
a great thing to find
the love of his life
was dead under the sand.
She snorts cocaine under a bridge. Under all that hair and dirt, she IS cute. Go for it champ.
Look at your hand. Now look at me. Now back at your hand. Now back at me. Is your hand sexy?
Bitch it might be.
No, you get Ilya.
"Arigato nandete san" says the cutie to you in the street "Nani sore dattebayo omoshiroi?"
"Caguaine" you answer, surprised at her being so cute. You pat her head and she blushes.
"Teio wa kono girugamesh da" she tells you.
You dont understand a shit, but love has bloomed.
You will meet her in a party.
She is nice, and you get along.
She is also a lesbian, but oh well. She still loves you.
AND LOVE IS HERE FOR YOU
YOU WILL BE LOVED
BY A GIRL DRESSED AS A BOY
WHO GIVES NEWSPAPERS IN THE STREETS
You will travel to a fantasy world and get captured by a muscley female barbarian warrior and made into a husbando.
Even if it's fantasy maybe ill get lucky
Do you doubt my allmighty wisdom, robot?
Well dont. I only speak truth. And truth is you will have a short lived relationship with the love of your life, but not soon. Either she will leave you, or one of you both will die.
As to where to meet her, damn dude, how the fuck would i know.
I mean, look inside your heart and you will get the answer.
Its a sunny day
a funny day
the swimming pool is bright
a qt on a trikini
stares at you with might
do not interrupt eye contact, lard
her nipples will get hard
She is a neo nazi. Find her on facebook, with her uniform pic.
No, your idea is right.
Remember to give her a sweater on her birthday.
The food on that restaurant will taste delicious. Since you have nothing better to do, you will tell the waiter to compliment the chef.
Oh wait, the chef is coming now. Whats this? A GIRL? Who does GRILLS?
Boy you lucky.
Yes, he is a perfect qt adonis for you. You will have an intense sexy relationship until NO HOMO kicks and you both part separate ways.
>She is a engineering student who wears white shirts an designer glasses. You will meet her in a corner of some place.
I wrote this down in one of my notebooks
either it will come true or someone will find it after I kill myself
I am a virgin who is convinced that he will remain one for life.
23 years old and never had a relationship longer than six months. I literally cannot make a woman stay with me. I keep hoping it will happen eventually but I'm starting to think love isn't going to be in the books for me.
She is a yandere that will chase you with a knife all around town screaming
"So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?"
YOU GET TO BANG NATASHYA
She plays sad songs on an old piano, and you will be enthrilled by her talent. Complimenting her and listening to her practices will help a lot.
WHAT IS LOVE
WHAT IS LOVE
BABY DONT HURT ME
She is a baby now, so wait a little.
Yeah, indeed you will. But there is a slight chance of you knowing this qt girl who is completely asexual. Search for a long hallway.
Look away from the sea
i can take you anywhere
spend a vision with me
a chase with the wind!
Move closer to me
i can make you anywho
i think you are ready to see
the gates of babylon!
She is a qt arabic belly dancer. To meet her you must wander by the world for five years.
OP WILL GIVE YOU OPTIMISM
IN THE OPTIC
A CUTE WITH GLASSES
MAKE A SNIDE REMARK
SHE LIKES FUNNY GUYS
so do all of them
Roflmao at 23 yo guys getting all flustered. You still have a long way to go. By your 35s you will meet her on a desperate night.
You will go to get your fortune to a gipsy foruneteller. She will fuck you.
Money wise too.
Little you know, my fag friend, that there is anoher fag waiting for you... in the South. Search him via facebook.
"Yes, my japanese qt i met on the airport?"
"In truth, i..."
"Im sorry i didnt tell you. But you love me back, right?"
"Pack your things"
in the void
the eternal wafu waits for you
I have a 8/10 female friend to whom I confessed year ago and she rejected me several times before I knocked it off.
These days I beta orbit her hoping that one day she fucks me
In fact, when we are apart she tells me that she really wants to sex me, yet when we meet she changes her mind, and I go on being a beta cuck.
Is there any hope for me, OP?
miracles arent real, robot
but a girl whose name starts with an M exist
this girl will be into you
pay attention to your surroundings
lll tell you what you have to do. Next time you meet her, force a kiss on her.
If she tries to get away, let her go and find someone else.
If not, yay.
On a distant garden
struck to the ground
a cactus girl
wants to embrace you
beware of the spikey spikes
give her love to her flower
Well if it isnt Mr Sceptic.
You will be marred... to the JOB.
Younger people will want to bang you. But you will only have eyes for money.
Such is life.
You are nice anon.
But you wont get eternal love. Yet however, you will have a summer romance on a beach with a kinky girl. Search for the one who wears a hat of some kind.
Please tell me you god damned soothsayer. You you you some sort of witch of me.
i didnt skip you, my friendo
you answered after me
anyways, you will get a girlfriend
you will know her in a crowded place, virtual or real
she will sleep behind your back with someone once
do NOT forgive her and you will find LOVE
why do you think i think such a thing?
maybe i am, maybe im not
some of the things i say are plain jokes, others are serious
anyways, you will get a young probably non-white bratty girl seriously into you
she is like a rising star
like a morning wave of air
she has long hair
like a tiger
on the final window
there she goes
she is not a slut but likes dick
your girl is a super chuuni who digs anime and swords
dont let this godforsaken world corrupt her innocence
meet her in omegle
im sorry robot but your love is dead
right now she is a cute ghost, living always near you
im sorry for your loss
go to a nearby casino once you are 40 or more
ask for a drink in the nearest place
say something ingenious to the girl who is far away from you
she has no tits, but the chemistry will be great
talk about drugs
she will like that
she has wavy brown hair
Alright OP. I'm into games and computers and shit. I've had girlfriends before but they never worked out. Tell me how it's gonna happen
something genuine would be really nice.
this is a funny thread, might as well give it a shot, I'm so beta that a girl literally told me like 10 times that she liked me (in japanase) but I chose to ignore her thinking she didn't know what it meant. Nowadays I'm after a 20/10 girl with depression that trusts me with her life for some reason lol.
you'll both fall in love as soon as her eyes meet yours on the set of a BLACKED gangbang scene. She'll gladly marry you, have your children, love you, etc. but her only source of income and her only "passion" is getting fucked in high quality interracial gang bang porn.
these threads are fun even though they usually make me want to die a little more
she is a girl with weird speech patterns
she probably stutters
but remember that everyone stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you
as a matter of fact
you will know her near to some tracks
be from music or trains
thats up to you
You will grow old and turn indifferent to the best things in life, for a while. You will be confortable. Then you will start a relationship with a younger girl who is into grown dudes. This until your death by heart attack.
She attacked your heart.
Damn man, my puns suck.
GOD HAS GIVEN US FATE
TO GUIDE OUR STEPS
I SEE YOUR PATH CLEARLY AS I SEE THE SUN
ON A CHURCH
WITH A WHITE DRESS
YOUR ETERNAL LOVE AWAITS YOU
WAITING YOU MUST
SHE LIKES SUITS
i hope you hate heretics because your girl is religious
you can either corrupt her soul or follow her beliefs
she will be happy either way
more than you
it means that you will know her in a crowded place
yo welcome my man
she is broke
at first she will want you for money
to grab onto something
slowly, love will arise
im very sorry but your life will take a turn for worse next year
you could possibly die
The love of your life wont be a tsundere
although she will like to tie her hair in twintails to see you in LOVE
meet her on the anime convention
she is NOT cosplaying
inb4 you have crossed paths with her already
think of the past
pay attention to your surroundings
Since you already have had gfs, you shouldnt be worried.
HOWEVER, i see a dark path of dark darkness ahead. Try to be wise. A future in which your spend your days in loneliness and resentment might be close.
Do whaever you want.
Think of what you really want.
Im being super cryptic cause i dont know shit.
Bitch she might be.
You got a smart, loner beautiful girl
A big boobed genki one that likes dogs
A blonde manipulative qt who is really into you
Disregard all of them
Go for the lonely teacher. With enough trying, she will open her heart to you.
And her legs.
She likes walking.
Eventually you two will meet.
While you could try something with that girl, its most likely that you will end up friendzoned. Too much trust is a mistake.
Tell her you got a random girl you like, see her reaction.
Truth hath been spoken.
Your love is hiding under sheets.
WHAT NICE EYES HAVE YOU
YOUR LOVE HAS CLEAR EYES
AND THEY ARE BLUE
That's fun to imagine but I'm 21 now and I'm already at the point that I won't meet people like that.
I really really really like that picture, totally serious right now.
Is this a thing or a meme or what? Is there more? Where can I find it. It reminds me of an image a synesthesia tard posted here before to try and illustrate his autism and how words work and are overwhelming.
So it's a crapshoot then? Interesting.....
Guess I'll keep making marry-o levels then.
Just for shits and giggles you know what's gonna happen to that oneits I had who was 18 and dating a 30 year old?
i enjoy the taste of rice with ketchup
that is my greatest secret
as for you, she will be hurt
wen teh mun hits tah star and the laight collides you know what im sayin?
like, oh my god, totally
she is dumb
use her money
she likes sunglasses
IT HAS ONLY BEEN AN HOUR
SINCE HE LOCKED HER IN THE TOWER
THE TIME HAS COME
BY THE MORNING
MANY TIMES BEFORE
THE TYRANT HAS OPENED UP THE DOOR
CLOSE OUR EYES
BUT NOT AGAIN!
MEET ME WHEN THE SUN IS IN THE WESTERN SKY
THE FIGHTING MUST BEGIN
BEFORE THE LOVE
CROSS SWORDS IN THE FIRE LINE
GREENSLEVES IS WAVING
MADMAN IS RAVING
THROUGH THE SHATTERED NIGHT
you will run to the farthest shore
and there meet an old woman
she was supposed to be your love
alas, it was too late senpai
your fears are truth
she still feels something for you
and that will, in some ways, be always eternal
in some others, ya doon goofed
a great evil arises
an unholy horror
im sorry but she is a roastie
you will still love her very much
would you believe me if i told you the love of your life is not even born?
also, by the time she is legal you will be too old
settle for the mature woman in a dress
a pretty, smart, confident girl will pick you as her boyfriend
and use the hell out of you
the scars will be deep
do NOT kill her
and a boy you will have
personality of a playful cat
the love of your life is still a middle schooler
find her now before she realizes she is cute and gets a lot of orbiters
I saved it, it's a cool concept.
Modern art is shit but I could actually get behind it if this become a thing. The post I'm talking about it was more a word on a black field and being perverted and permutated into various other things, almost like a seizure or snowball of words and vaguely related concepts vaguely related to each other by a loose thread.
There's so much going on in it really, but essentially it's just words and blobs of color that somehow make up a picture. It's kind of like the retarded movement where the artists made tiny pictures from lots of tiny single dots. I mean that was cool in a dumb way, but this is dumb in a cool way which is way better.
your girl is a sleep deprived person
doesnt like leaving her house
you will find her online
have sex on the second "date"
she prefers being at home
she is kinda dirty
tell her to shave that fucking thing
your love has a special box for you
what is in the box?
WHATS IN THE BOX?!
You dont want to do want. So you want but you want to not want.
You will get a partner, which is better.
Beware of falling in crime together.
on golden fields
where sun err high
a graceful lady waits in vain
yer love hath
yet not arrived
alas, he is on 4chan
she is a psychology student
likes those movies enough to watch them, through she is not an entusiast
Please tell me, kindly anon. Maybe you'll convince me to do something else with my Valentine's Day than eat ice cream, drink beer, and watch 30 Rock.
you got a qt redhead loli
she is on fire
maybe too hot
it ends badly for you
it will happen sooner than you believe, and later than you think
she is athletic
do NOT let her get that breast reduction
you wouldnt believe what i see in your future
im fucking dying
its too good
irony will consume your life
pretend to be dumb
and she will like you
her hair is black
she is related to water in some way
no, and neither the next one
nor the next one
but after that
the countdown begins
is existence infinite by a matter of perspective?
we can zoom in nonstop to a image
and it might be natural that we could zoom out, thus explaining the infinity of existence
love is an illusion
everyone is desperate
this is the end.
COMING FOR YOU!
SHE IS SO CHEERFUL!
beware of her tears
also she has freckles
"i-im a virgin" she will say
"o-oh... well im not"
"you are not?!"
"i cant believe i saved myself for you and you do THIS"
"wait i li..."
"i HATE YOU!"
life is a bitch
after you die
she will tell your kids
you were a junkie
soaring on heavens high
hitting an all time low
your qt awaits you in a gym
dont try to help her
directly ask her out
she will reject you at first
the second just talk to her
continue from there
right now she is a raw >:3 emo
but she will get better
she is ugly
but she will love you inconditionally
search for the shy one
dang kirk u will hit all the space babes
ground control to major tom
im hitting this baby mom
go to a random chat
text "pls respond" to a girl
for six years
eventually madness will kick and she will love you back
she is dead, timmy
all of your possible loves are death
onanism is underapreciated tho
send a letter to someone
there you will get a hint to where your love awaits
she lives in a very clear place
Give it to me straight, OP. How will I meet the love of my life?
she likes football
she is barely chubby
find her on twitter
she likes german stuff
dark-ishhh and sheeee
studiesss very hardddd
you are fucked and not in the good sense
she is a shadow girl
she has been sucking you off in your sleep for ten years
crying in sexual frustration
wanting you to notice her
candles please her
she is like a snake
wait snakes arent sexy
she will play you like a flute
she is on the place full of merchandise
existence itself is utterly meaningless
god is mindless
this world exist by the merit of existing
it couldnt have ever existed
there is nothing after it
and yes, you will get your dick wet in 4 years
im sorry, but your princess is in another castle
in another city
she is blonde
not a virgin, sorry
you turn full gay in 20 years
became kinda like a gaystar
not a black star
you are a gaystar
>so-called forbidden knowledge
I can get my dick wet in a shower, ocean, or brothel. I'm looking for details on love, not lust!
What kind of malfunctioning precogitator are you anyway?
be careful what you wish for
and also, you stole my favorite line, faggot
on your butt examination
she is the woman that will probe you
she will take your kids
and your life away
do NOT meet the love of your life
find someone else
on a path of light
a chat evoke
and dragons roar
the love of your life likes dragons
im not sure she is even a girl
refunds on my Refund Department located in Whogivesafuck.
Do NOT meat the love of your life. Do NOT eat the love of your life. DO heat the love of your life.
In a summer day.
She wears skimpy clothing, but its not a whore.
You will go to indonesia and a 8 yo girl will try to suck you off for change
you will not let her do that and try to adopt her
it wont work
she will grow up
to meet the live of your life you must do fullfilling things
like that you will find the live of your life
I'm the second one down.
That doesn't really answer HOW I meet her, just what she will do if I meet her.
How do I meet her? If she's going to do all that shit I'd like to know when I've met her so I can steer clear. I mean what if I meet her and I don't even know it and she fucks my shit up?
Thank you, OP. I will be sure to heat her with my luvvvv.
Please tell me it's in the next life and this suffering is so I can be happy anon
you two will collide
in different cars
she will suck you off in public
after that, a life of exhibitionism
she has a list with ten guys
eventually she will add you
look for the girl with a tranquil stare
try to act natural
try to show her why the other guys are shit
it all ends tomorrow
NO MORE NIGHT
WE HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
LET IT SHINE ALL BRIGHT
she is kinda bitchy?
uses nice underwear
she will be a coworker of sorts, in a future proyect
in this void of duty, fear or meaning
shall at long last
your waifu is only in your dreams
you will never meet
have you ever gone to the fridge and then you open it and you forget why you are even there?
well the same will happen to you and you will realize you are married
and you will be like "eh"
the suffering will end
once you use weird fetish sites
to meet a very particular girl
i see yourself
she rides a motorcycle
meet her on the racing field
Fuck.. Oh well. That would be fitness and keeping HOTs mainly
I am probably too autistic for this love thing anyway.
I just wanna meet a cute boy who likes cuddling, video games, and pizza.