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Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life.

Ill go slow but deliver.
tell me
Fuck off already with your attention seeking bullshit
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Please tell me famo
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Why not? Is it just meant to be post anything, or should we post other shit to give you something to work with?
what are you some kind of prescient
i posted deliver please
Tell me my famiglia

Dropped uni twice, in debt, minimum wage cuck job, health problems, but let's see if OP is truly a prophet.
To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.
do you need any information or can you do this without it?
I'll bite. How will I meet the love of my life?
You wake in the morning and you step outside and you get a deep breath and said out loud:
"Hey! Whats going on?"
You say
"Hey! Whats going on?"

But nobody came.

Your true love will arrive. From the sky, falling endlessly to your mouth, millions of cocks, juicy, fat, black or white, all of them. You cry tears of happiness. You are in home.

A devil will appear in your bedroom and ask you a question. If you answer yes, you will get the perfect waifu. If you answer no, you will TURN into the perfect waifu. Make of that whatever you want.

Idk man. But you will meet the love of your life on a public transport. She will sit in front of you. Something will fall from her pocket. Pick it up, and let LOVE begin.

She is the Pizza delivery girl that will come in seven years. Give her a good tip, and a compliment.

Your love already came to you long ago, in your previous life. She asked you if you wanted to be with her forever, or if you prefered to reincarnate and try to live a fullfilling life.

Here you are.

You. I like you.

She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
This was all a trick, anons. He isn't replying because we will never meet the loves of our lives.
he said love of your life you retard, not the solution to all your miserable life problems that you caused upon yourself, there's a difference
Sure, why not? I'm not worried about a gf right now. It would be nice, but I'm not aching for one.
I only leave home to go to the grocers. Am I gonna fall in love with a cashier I can never really talk to?
She is a engineering student who wears white shirts an designer glasses. You will meet her in a corner of some place.

Fuck being specific.

She will bite YOU. In the NECK. With her VAMPIRE POWERS.

She doesnt have vampire powers, but she is fucked in the head. Try to help her.

But you will!
At 99 years old, one month before your death, you will see her and fall in love.
It was happening, a goat was eating up a wolf.
I want to hear a story about myself OP.
Please tell me how i meet her. If i havent already.
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Hit me up

Hit me up pal.
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Please be Rin.
I've been waiting for you OP

Make it cute pls
tell me onegaishimasu
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please tell me next, OP, I'm curious
You still there OP.

Come back man.
Tell me fampai, I need to know.
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How will it happen OP?
I know this is just a bit of fun but it will go straight to my head and I'll think this is real
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I need something to imagine. pls tell me

I would like to know please opie
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I think I have an idea already, but surprise me if I'm wrong
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Not like I have anything better to do.
Precisely because you arent wishing for one, you will soon get many dates and girls, but eventually you will ignore them all. And thus, at 40, you will be completely alone. But its ok. You actually wont give a shit.


No. You will fall in love with the masked girl that will try to rob the grocery store. Confessing will end up in being shot. Proceed with caution.

LONG time a ago
on a distant land
there lived a loveless anon
"IM SO loveless" he said
and he surely felt sad
BUT ONE DAY he discovered
a great thing to find
the love of his life
was dead under the sand.

She snorts cocaine under a bridge. Under all that hair and dirt, she IS cute. Go for it champ.

Look at your hand. Now look at me. Now back at your hand. Now back at me. Is your hand sexy?

Bitch it might be.

No, you get Ilya.

"Arigato nandete san" says the cutie to you in the street "Nani sore dattebayo omoshiroi?"
"Caguaine" you answer, surprised at her being so cute. You pat her head and she blushes.
"Teio wa kono girugamesh da" she tells you.
You dont understand a shit, but love has bloomed.

You will meet her in a party.
She is nice, and you get along.
She is also a lesbian, but oh well. She still loves you.


You will travel to a fantasy world and get captured by a muscley female barbarian warrior and made into a husbando.
let me guess, I'll end up embracing the gay feelings
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Even if it's fantasy maybe ill get lucky
I'm in polish army forces if my job matters
Do you doubt my allmighty wisdom, robot?
Do you?

Well dont. I only speak truth. And truth is you will have a short lived relationship with the love of your life, but not soon. Either she will leave you, or one of you both will die.

As to where to meet her, damn dude, how the fuck would i know.

I mean, look inside your heart and you will get the answer.

Its a sunny day
a funny day
the swimming pool is bright
a qt on a trikini
stares at you with might

do not interrupt eye contact, lard
her nipples will get hard

She is a neo nazi. Find her on facebook, with her uniform pic.

No, your idea is right.

Remember to give her a sweater on her birthday.

The food on that restaurant will taste delicious. Since you have nothing better to do, you will tell the waiter to compliment the chef.
Oh wait, the chef is coming now. Whats this? A GIRL? Who does GRILLS?
Boy you lucky.

Yes, he is a perfect qt adonis for you. You will have an intense sexy relationship until NO HOMO kicks and you both part separate ways.
Oh my, this sounds interesting.
>Confessing will end up being shot.
Ah, fascinating. So I have to disarm her and help her escape at gun point.

Then confess. I should probably take disarmament courses.
>She is a engineering student who wears white shirts an designer glasses. You will meet her in a corner of some place.
I wrote this down in one of my notebooks
either it will come true or someone will find it after I kill myself
Ready to know senpai
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I am a virgin who is convinced that he will remain one for life.
tell me your lies, anon.
Gimme something to be optimistic about op
23 years old and never had a relationship longer than six months. I literally cannot make a woman stay with me. I keep hoping it will happen eventually but I'm starting to think love isn't going to be in the books for me.
When will you normies realise that you are not welcome here. LEAVE!
JFMSU Fammy senpai family
Fammy senpai family
Holy shit, f a m changes to senpai. What the fuck?
She is a yandere that will chase you with a knife all around town screaming
"So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?"


She plays sad songs on an old piano, and you will be enthrilled by her talent. Complimenting her and listening to her practices will help a lot.


She is a baby now, so wait a little.

Yeah, indeed you will. But there is a slight chance of you knowing this qt girl who is completely asexual. Search for a long hallway.

Look away from the sea
i can take you anywhere
spend a vision with me
a chase with the wind!

Move closer to me
i can make you anywho
i think you are ready to see
the gates of babylon!

She is a qt arabic belly dancer. To meet her you must wander by the world for five years.

so do all of them

Roflmao at 23 yo guys getting all flustered. You still have a long way to go. By your 35s you will meet her on a desperate night.
Do me! Do me! I want my fortune!!
I want to know. Im a loneless gay virgin. Tell me senpai

she is desu senpai senpai

do NOT give her water past midnight
>completely asexual.
Nice meme cunt.
Please tell me. Although I doubt that I will ever find a gf.
how will I meet a japanese qt?
I'm already dead
Ae person who loves "me" can't actually love me because I no longer exist
You will go to get your fortune to a gipsy foruneteller. She will fuck you.

Money wise too.

Little you know, my fag friend, that there is anoher fag waiting for you... in the South. Search him via facebook.

You wont.

"My dear"
"Yes, my japanese qt i met on the airport?"
"In truth, i..."
"Im taiwanese."
"Im sorry i didnt tell you. But you love me back, right?"
"Pack your things"

in the void
the eternal wafu waits for you
Say it OP.
I waited long enough that I can't hope for a miracle to happen.
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Tell me fampai
I have a 8/10 female friend to whom I confessed year ago and she rejected me several times before I knocked it off.
These days I beta orbit her hoping that one day she fucks me
In fact, when we are apart she tells me that she really wants to sex me, yet when we meet she changes her mind, and I go on being a beta cuck.

Is there any hope for me, OP?
I'd like to know phamalam

Oregano comment
Please tell me

I don't really believe in it though.
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this is nice tread
Please OP, tell me
I know it will probably be bullshit, but I still want to know

I like the G36

This is so unique
miracles arent real, robot
but a girl whose name starts with an M exist
this girl will be into you
pay attention to your surroundings

lll tell you what you have to do. Next time you meet her, force a kiss on her.
If she tries to get away, let her go and find someone else.
If not, yay.

On a distant garden
struck to the ground
a cactus girl
wants to embrace you
beware of the spikey spikes
give her love to her flower

Well if it isnt Mr Sceptic.
You will be marred... to the JOB.
Younger people will want to bang you. But you will only have eyes for money.

Such is life.

You are nice anon.
But you wont get eternal love. Yet however, you will have a summer romance on a beach with a kinky girl. Search for the one who wears a hat of some kind.
Why do you think you're not talking out your ass? Also sure, do me.
Please OP, tell me about her.
What is she like? When should I be on the lookout?
Please don't let her be a slut.
I'm willing to give this, us, a chance
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Please tell me you god damned soothsayer. You you you some sort of witch of me.
Hit me with all you've got.
>If she tries to get away, let her go and find someone else.
fuck I should've let her go months ago
tfw OP skipped you

This is because I mentioned the G36 isn't it?
Okay famalamadingdong. Please tell tell me my fortune
You gay boi, I see you posting all over the place saying famalamadingdong and I can't get it out of my head. Stop being such a hilarious faggot.
S-Sorry. Fairly sure I'm not the only one
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Do meh

>select all pasta
>You wont.
i didnt skip you, my friendo
you answered after me

anyways, you will get a girlfriend
you will know her in a crowded place, virtual or real

she will sleep behind your back with someone once
do NOT forgive her and you will find LOVE

why do you think i think such a thing?
maybe i am, maybe im not
some of the things i say are plain jokes, others are serious

anyways, you will get a young probably non-white bratty girl seriously into you
play jerk

she is like a rising star
like a morning wave of air
she has long hair
look out!
like a tiger
on the final window
there she goes
far away

she is not a slut but likes dick

your girl is a super chuuni who digs anime and swords
dont let this godforsaken world corrupt her innocence

meet her in omegle

im sorry robot but your love is dead
right now she is a cute ghost, living always near you
im sorry for your loss

go to a nearby casino once you are 40 or more
ask for a drink in the nearest place
say something ingenious to the girl who is far away from you

she has no tits, but the chemistry will be great

do drugs
talk about drugs
be obnoxious
she will like that

she has wavy brown hair
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I want to know what my destiny is.
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Please tell what fate awaits for me OP.
Thanks OP, I know this sounds weird but it means a lot to me. What does "you will know her in a crowded place" mean though?
Alright op, I'm all ears, tell me.
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w-will i get the oniichan of my dreams?
I won't. There are no qt tsuns IRL, R2 is not real life after all.
I don't know how I managed to fuck up typing 2D so bad.
Anyways, you get the point.
inb4 nevar
inb4 gaybar
inb4 u already fugged up
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Alright OP. I'm into games and computers and shit. I've had girlfriends before but they never worked out. Tell me how it's gonna happen
Is the girl I'm seeing now the love of my life?
Something genuine would be nice.
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something genuine would be really nice.
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I just hope she's in London.
OP here, personal matters calling me
Ill be back in a couple of hours, if the thread is alive ill do you all.

this is a funny thread, might as well give it a shot, I'm so beta that a girl literally told me like 10 times that she liked me (in japanase) but I chose to ignore her thinking she didn't know what it meant. Nowadays I'm after a 20/10 girl with depression that trusts me with her life for some reason lol.
I'm playing Minecraft waiting for my love, how will she appear?
Why not. Tell me, Anon.
you'll both fall in love as soon as her eyes meet yours on the set of a BLACKED gangbang scene. She'll gladly marry you, have your children, love you, etc. but her only source of income and her only "passion" is getting fucked in high quality interracial gang bang porn.
tell me your secrets, I want to know.
o emm gee. wen wil i get mai qt p2t gf?
bring it on OP
This could be fun. I'm in
i feel like i already met her but shes now my ex
Deliver then OP.
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lay it on me fgit
I'm fucked, aren't I? I had love in my teens, but I was also really dumb. I wanna say I got better, but probably not.
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I like girls, but a boy is fine too.
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these threads are fun even though they usually make me want to die a little more
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Pls tell me OP
Cmon then anon, make me feel even lonelier this valentines.
I don't even want a love of my life. Or do I? I don't know.

Tell me, OP.
tell me plaese
OP Back!

It seems like i have a lot of work to do.

Here i come!
I'd like to know how I'll meet the love of my life too.

I'm not only alone, but have to get my busted up car fixed on valentines day. TFW no nerdy gf to watch Deadpool with.
she is a girl with weird speech patterns
she probably stutters
but remember that everyone stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you
as a matter of fact
you will know her near to some tracks
be from music or trains
thats up to you

You will grow old and turn indifferent to the best things in life, for a while. You will be confortable. Then you will start a relationship with a younger girl who is into grown dudes. This until your death by heart attack.

She attacked your heart.

Damn man, my puns suck.


ayyyy comrade
i hope you hate heretics because your girl is religious
you can either corrupt her soul or follow her beliefs
she will be happy either way
more than you

it means that you will know her in a crowded place
yo welcome my man

she is broke
piss poor
at first she will want you for money
to grab onto something
slowly, love will arise
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Me please op
Show me what you know.
Will it happen soon ?
me nao please
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aight bud, what I got?
im very sorry but your life will take a turn for worse next year
you could possibly die
stay strong

The love of your life wont be a tsundere
although she will like to tie her hair in twintails to see you in LOVE
meet her on the anime convention
she is NOT cosplaying

inb4 you have crossed paths with her already
think of the past
pay attention to your surroundings

Since you already have had gfs, you shouldnt be worried.
HOWEVER, i see a dark path of dark darkness ahead. Try to be wise. A future in which your spend your days in loneliness and resentment might be close.
My advice?
Do whaever you want.
Think of what you really want.
Im being super cryptic cause i dont know shit.

Bitch she might be.
Will I finally meet a qt this year? It was my new years resolution.
Go ahead, OP. Please tell me your thoughts
You got a smart, loner beautiful girl
A big boobed genki one that likes dogs
A blonde manipulative qt who is really into you

Disregard all of them
Go for the lonely teacher. With enough trying, she will open her heart to you.
And her legs.

She likes walking.
So, walk.
Eventually you two will meet.

Maybe not.

While you could try something with that girl, its most likely that you will end up friendzoned. Too much trust is a mistake.
Tell her you got a random girl you like, see her reaction.
Truth hath been spoken.

Your love is hiding under sheets.


Happiness get!!!
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>But nobody came.
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That's fun to imagine but I'm 21 now and I'm already at the point that I won't meet people like that.

I really really really like that picture, totally serious right now.

Is this a thing or a meme or what? Is there more? Where can I find it. It reminds me of an image a synesthesia tard posted here before to try and illustrate his autism and how words work and are overwhelming.
Do me anon, please be gentle
No other information required? Go right ahead if you can senpai
Just made it in flockdraw a long while ago.

So it's a crapshoot then? Interesting.....

Guess I'll keep making marry-o levels then.

Just for shits and giggles you know what's gonna happen to that oneits I had who was 18 and dating a 30 year old?
i enjoy the taste of rice with ketchup

that is my greatest secret

as for you, she will be hurt
like ketchup

help her

wen teh mun hits tah star and the laight collides you know what im sayin?
like, oh my god, totally
get it?

she is dumb
use her money
she likes sunglasses




you will run to the farthest shore
and there meet an old woman
she was supposed to be your love
alas, it was too late senpai

your fears are truth
she still feels something for you
and that will, in some ways, be always eternal

in some others, ya doon goofed
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23yr old male, U.S.A, 5'9, 300 lb
TELL ME nwo plas semapai
a great evil arises
an unholy horror
im sorry but she is a roastie

you will still love her very much

would you believe me if i told you the love of your life is not even born?
also, by the time she is legal you will be too old

settle for the mature woman in a dress

a pretty, smart, confident girl will pick you as her boyfriend
and use the hell out of you

the scars will be deep
do NOT kill her

and a boy you will have
personality of a playful cat
butt stuff
there at

the love of your life is still a middle schooler
she draws
find her now before she realizes she is cute and gets a lot of orbiters
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I saved it, it's a cool concept.

Modern art is shit but I could actually get behind it if this become a thing. The post I'm talking about it was more a word on a black field and being perverted and permutated into various other things, almost like a seizure or snowball of words and vaguely related concepts vaguely related to each other by a loose thread.

There's so much going on in it really, but essentially it's just words and blobs of color that somehow make up a picture. It's kind of like the retarded movement where the artists made tiny pictures from lots of tiny single dots. I mean that was cool in a dumb way, but this is dumb in a cool way which is way better.
Please give me hope OP
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meme me up scotty
Pls respond m8
I want to know OP

pls ;_;
yeah, might make something like it again someday, never figured anyone would think it was cool, just thought it was funny.
What do I have to post? Will this work?
your girl is a sleep deprived person
huge eyebags
messy hair
doesnt like leaving her house

you will find her online
have sex on the second "date"
she prefers being at home

she is kinda dirty
tell her to shave that fucking thing

but anon
your love has a special box for you

what is in the box?

oh damn

You dont want to do want. So you want but you want to not want.

You will get a partner, which is better.
Beware of falling in crime together.

on golden fields
where sun err high
a graceful lady waits in vain
yer love hath
yet not arrived
alas, he is on 4chan

she is a psychology student
likes those movies enough to watch them, through she is not an entusiast
short hair
family issues
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Please tell me, kindly anon. Maybe you'll convince me to do something else with my Valentine's Day than eat ice cream, drink beer, and watch 30 Rock.
you got a qt redhead loli
she is on fire
maybe too hot

it ends badly for you

it will happen sooner than you believe, and later than you think
she is athletic

do NOT let her get that breast reduction

oh man
holy fuck
you wouldnt believe what i see in your future
im fucking dying
its too good

irony will consume your life
pretend to be dumb
and she will like you
her hair is black

she is related to water in some way

no, and neither the next one
nor the next one
but after that
the countdown begins
I'm currently on a date with a legit 10/10 but she brought a male friend and is hungover as fuck.
Go for it. I'm bored
is existence infinite by a matter of perspective?
we can zoom in nonstop to a image
and it might be natural that we could zoom out, thus explaining the infinity of existence
love is an illusion
everyone is desperate
fullfill yourself
this is the end.

beware of her tears
also she has freckles

"i-im a virgin" she will say
"o-oh... well im not"
"you are not?!"
"wait actually..."
"i cant believe i saved myself for you and you do THIS"
"wait i li..."
life is a bitch

after you die
she will tell your kids
you were a junkie
soaring on heavens high
hitting an all time low

your qt awaits you in a gym
dont try to help her
directly ask her out
she will reject you at first
the second just talk to her
continue from there
bro if she brought a male friend you aren't on a date. p.s. she fucked him last night.
tell me plsssss
I agree, it is an illusion. It's an illusion I wished I could be enthralled by. One day I'll know how to fulfill myself. One day.

You're okay, OP
right now she is a raw >:3 emo
but she will get better

she is ugly
but she will love you inconditionally
search for the shy one

dang kirk u will hit all the space babes
sexy bitch
blue skin
white hair
ground control to major tom
im hitting this baby mom

go to a random chat
text "pls respond" to a girl
for six years
eventually madness will kick and she will love you back

she is dead, timmy
all of your possible loves are death

onanism is underapreciated tho

send a letter to someone
there you will get a hint to where your love awaits
she lives in a very clear place
Hell, I'll bite.

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Give it to me straight, OP. How will I meet the love of my life?
Tell me my future you fuccboi
she likes football
she is barely chubby
nice tits
find her on twitter
she likes german stuff

yeaaah, huuuuh
the loveeeee
of yourrrrr
lifeee isssss
dark-ishhh and sheeee
studiesss very hardddd
humiliate her.

you are fucked and not in the good sense

she is a shadow girl
she has been sucking you off in your sleep for ten years
crying in sexual frustration
wanting you to notice her

candles please her

she is like a snake
wait snakes arent sexy
fuck that
she will play you like a flute
she is on the place full of merchandise
Give it to me OP

What could I possibly have to lose?
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awww yisssss
>inb4 muted
existence itself is utterly meaningless
god is mindless
this world exist by the merit of existing
it couldnt have ever existed
there is nothing after it
a pulse

and yes, you will get your dick wet in 4 years

im sorry, but your princess is in another castle
in another city
she is blonde
not a virgin, sorry

you turn full gay in 20 years
became kinda like a gaystar
not a black star
you are a gaystar
Pls tell, oh wise one
This nigga is a fraud. He doesn't like snake ladies
>so-called forbidden knowledge

I can get my dick wet in a shower, ocean, or brothel. I'm looking for details on love, not lust!

What kind of malfunctioning precogitator are you anyway?
How will I meat the love of my life, OP?
I'm pretty sure i'll end up buying a wife from Russia but try to tell me anyway
Please tell me how I met the live off my life, original comment
Dont leave my perfectly acceptable original comment hanging senpai
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be careful what you wish for
and also, you stole my favorite line, faggot
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Gee willickers, I'd sure like to know.
on your butt examination
she is the woman that will probe you


she will take your kids
your house
your car
and your life away

do NOT meet the love of your life
find someone else

on a path of light
windows broke
really high
a chat evoke
and dragons roar
the love of your life likes dragons
im not sure she is even a girl

refunds on my Refund Department located in Whogivesafuck.

Do NOT meat the love of your life. Do NOT eat the love of your life. DO heat the love of your life.
In a summer day.
She wears skimpy clothing, but its not a whore.

You will go to indonesia and a 8 yo girl will try to suck you off for change
you will not let her do that and try to adopt her
it wont work
she will grow up

to meet the live of your life you must do fullfilling things
try everything
even killing
even loving
even hating
like that you will find the live of your life

I'm the second one down.

That doesn't really answer HOW I meet her, just what she will do if I meet her.

How do I meet her? If she's going to do all that shit I'd like to know when I've met her so I can steer clear. I mean what if I meet her and I don't even know it and she fucks my shit up?
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Help me find love Opie.
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Thank you, OP. I will be sure to heat her with my luvvvv.
Tell me OP. I'm ending it all tomorrow.
Pick me OP
OP, how will I meet mine?
Where is my waifu
I want to know too OP please
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Please tell me it's in the next life and this suffering is so I can be happy anon
Tell me, random stranger
you two will collide
in different cars

both drunk
she will suck you off in public
after that, a life of exhibitionism

she has a list with ten guys
eventually she will add you
look for the girl with a tranquil stare
try to act natural
try to show her why the other guys are shit

it all ends tomorrow

she is kinda bitchy?
uses nice underwear
she will be a coworker of sorts, in a future proyect

and united
in this void of duty, fear or meaning
shall at long last
your waifu is only in your dreams
you will never meet

have you ever gone to the fridge and then you open it and you forget why you are even there?
well the same will happen to you and you will realize you are married
and you will be like "eh"

the suffering will end
once you use weird fetish sites
to meet a very particular girl

i see yourself
future girl
she rides a motorcycle
cute eyes
kinda short
meet her on the racing field
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How, dear anon?
Here's hopin'
OP here

sorry friendos
im off to sleep
if the thread is up tomorrow ill continue

Peace out, bitches

love each other
hi hon
hey dear
I feel so happy
Likewise. What kinda stuff you into?
Anorexia and cannibalism mainly. n you?
I meant like hobbies n shit man .__.
Fuck.. Oh well. That would be fitness and keeping HOTs mainly
If there is one out there for me, it'd be nice to know
You faggots, kill yourselves
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I am probably too autistic for this love thing anyway.
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Seems fun.
How will I, OP?
how OP. please tell me how
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I just wanna meet a cute boy who likes cuddling, video games, and pizza.
Thanks for doing this man, this is really cool of you to do. I'm from the US of A, I like a girl in Turkey. All you my Oracle.
Who do I send the letter to?
origami comma
I don't know if the love of my life would even be a person anymore.
how about instead of telling me how i'll meet them you tell me how to have a conversation with them or just function as a human being without sperging out
>never replied to me
well asses to you then
Hope you still respond.
Sure, I'm bored. Lay it on me homeslice.
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genuinely curious what OP concocts up, fake or not :^)
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