Any other coffee lovers around?
oh i love coffee, sadly 70% of places use the same 3 brands and if you want something better you have to go to some fancy place.
And i dont own a machine so im forced to take this capuccino mix that is meh but way better than instant
I enjoy coffee more than sex or dating desu senpai
Pretty dank crema there, friendo.
>tfw you aeropress and can't get crema due to the way the thing works
Yes. I need it I'm hooked without it I don't know what I'd do. inb4 edgy I really mean it nothing else can help me as much
I mix this in a 1L bottle of water... slowly sip it throughout the morning. It's like the steady drip of a caffeine IV.
old spresso machines are the best, somehow coffee always comes out great no matter how cheap is the blend
reminder to stay awa from ecuadorian coffee, it literally tastes like raisins
>tfw boss liked to stock up on that shit in every buisness trip and i had to stand it for weeks
>tfw it comes out with no colour at all sometimes and you have no idea ifyou fuckedup or what
Pointless drink really. The taste is bitter, you only like it because you associate it with pleasure due to addiction, just like cigarettes.
This brown sludge you are consuming contains a pesticide. This pesticide (caffeine) you are consuming tricks your body into fight or flight mode, giving you a perceived short boost at the cost of dehydration which causes sluggishness with a raise in cortisol levels. It also inhibits GABA which is needed to keep calm (think of the opposite of benzos/alchohol), it flushes out key minerals, including magnesium that serves over 300 biological functions within the body, it disrupts sleep and is just generally taxing on the body.
A person who doesn't consume caffeine has more energy than a person who does.
but i would have to either keep it in the table wich really rustles my ocd since the table is for eating and the ocational desk when i have company or the kitchen counter which is really tiny
you forget the fact that it literally makes everything taste better tho
pic related is the best thing i ever had with coffee
cold brew till i die, drink it black because im edgy.
sometimes when i get black java I get 'fuck me eyes' from the female baristas. Highly recommend adopting this trend
who here coffee breathe?
>wake up and have a generous cup
>no problem i will just brush my teeth
>no problem i will use mouth wash
>well i will have a minth then
>it smells like someone died in there
>no problem i will just kil myself then
you need to eat better then, coffee will just stimulate your lower large intestine to drop a load, but it shouldn't make you have runny shits
look into fiber and probiotics to make your shit more tidy
>mfw someone drinks Starbucks near me
Worse coffee on the planet
>tfw on mcdonalds nightshift on cold night
>got a shit ton of cleaning to do whilst serving customers
>hug in a mug
>made all the better by the delicious secret ingredient- crime
>he puts suger in his coffee
>he puts cream in his coffee.
Casual niggerz. Urdoin it wrong.
I used to hate coffee but now it's pretty much cocaine to me.
The stronger the better.
>have girl over to my room (normie, I know)
>made coffee, so I offer her some
>"Oh, you're one of those people who drinks it black aren't you?"
>"This tastes burnt. You need to buy sugar or something for when I come over."
tfw wish i was a business type, shitposting when i should be working, going to meetings in a fine suit, lifting to impress potential clients with my physique, going to Christmas parties and getting drunk and shagging girls from the office, commuting to work by train, working in a high rise building, climbing the ladder etc etc
Meme tier drink.
I still can't get over the large some of kiddos and teenagers as young as 12 that always stop by places on their way to school to get large cups of coffee. They're everywhere.
fuck off you normal sack of fucking smegma.
>being so used to having girls over you'd begrudge her preference in coffee even when shes just hinting she wants to come over more
"People" like you are actually the most repugnant fucking cum lollies imaginable.
I just discovered the joys of coffee. That stuff is amazing at keeping me going all day. Turns up my anxiety ten fold but worth it for how buzzed, talkative and happy it makes me feel. It's like legal speed.
>special expensive coffee unsustainable to buy in the long term for an r9k user
>special coffee mug
>takes picture and posts it on r9k
hes the coffee equivalent of the "gamer gurllll"
That's cute kid but don't hurt yourself
ok if u think Starbucks is into coffee I guess you can continue on with your sad life but what that guy posted is just some normie bs. t. Not even rly a coffee snob just saying
>tfw oats and coffee
It makes for the perfect shit. Not too hard, not runny, just right, and usually a size able load. I just took one this morning. It was great.
What's wrong with buying expensive coffee? Some expensive stuff is not that expensive when you think about is, how many cups are in that bag?
I always get shit from my dad for buying e pensive mustard but when you think about it one jar can last me two or three weeks so it isn't that expensive at all
tfw protein farts and shits
big manly shits that blocks the toilet and dont decompose in the blown so you have to force it down with a toilet brush.
It reminds me of when iron leaches out of soil and collects 3 foot below the surface and makes the soil rock hard.
I've been drinking Eight o'Clock coffee out of a regular coffeepot for about a year now. It's a step up from the lowest of the low grocery-store-tier coffee, and tastes just good enough that I enjoy a few cups of it rather than feel like I have to choke it down. I do miss getting nicer grounds, but as a poorfag I don't have many options.
Coffee isn't expensive anon, I have been a poorfag and I could always afford coffee. Just have a cup or two a day.
You are thinking of the price of the bag instead of the price of a single cup of coffee. Take the whole price and divide it by the amount of days it will last you and then you will have an estimate of the real value.
You probably waste some money daily, find a way to cut corners and you will be able to afford great coffee in the morning
>omg i got these starbawks grounds and they taste so goooooood.
>btw watch me drown it in cream and sugar
Thread reported and saged. Get some actual fucking coffee taste you faggot.
I used to be addicted to this stimulant. I had taken a 200mg caffeine tab each day. Without it, I was unable to function properly. Upon waking up, it was difficult to get myself out of bed.
After dropping it, I've noticed I'm not so prone to irritability and unease. I can also go about my daily routine earlier. It has it's uses when used sparingly in the right contexts, but it's overall detrimental if addicted to.
good goyim poorfag! Coffee isnt expensive keep buying it, divide the shekel er...i means dollars/bongs by number of days!
obv some jew who recently came across a crate of coffee trying to push it on r9k
>obv some jew who recently came across a crate of coffee trying to push it on r9k
Lol this image is pretty good
I don't even know why I am replying
A new would want op to waste all his money in three days then get on debt to keep himself alive.
People waste tons of money, that pizza you like to treat yourself to every weekend. Just make it yourself once, not replace ordering pizza every week but once a month and you will have enough money to buy coffee for the whole month
Don't want to give up pizza? Understandable. How about iinstead of eating McDonalds each lunch break you replace some of them with instant ramen, you don't enjoy your lunch breaks anyways so why the hell do yuo waste so much money on them
How about you stop paying for cable and just steal it or watch stuff online?
How about you cut down on the heating and wear a sweater instead?
Of pick a few extra hours at work?
Or learn to turn off the lights at night and when you leave?
It's not hard, there are books about this stuff
It's OK pizza its not as expensive as long as you order just the pizza and only one or two toppings.
Pizza its a good 2 of 3 meals after all.
I wish I loved i in America where you can find small one week long jobs that let you save for some small luxurie. Here in socialism the smallest stupidest thing is a deal job paid by the goverment
yes. Your taste in coffee is shit. Please buy beans, grind them yourself, and don't get the beans from fucking tardbucks you fucking idiot.
You call yourself a "coffee lover", yet you drink that swill? Jump off a bridge, kiddo.
>Please buy beans, grind them yourself,
Those are beans, and I grind them at home. But the beans are from Starbucks, and they are fucking awesome.
but maybe you just have a better taste than everyone else.
I used to work at Starbucks. I had to try every single kind of coffee they had there. Pour-over, espresso, drip, everything.
It was universally shit. Nasty, bitter, burnt, horrible shit. Folgers is better. Instant coffee is usually better. Anyone who likes Starbucks is completely tasteless or has never had another kind of coffee in their life. You are wasting your money and making an ass out of yourself.
Im in Britbong. Just ordered a 12" Meat supreme pizza, 10" meatball and 10" garlic bread for 11 bongs as a Saturday night treat. Its a special 11 quid meal deal
I work at mcdonalds between college, dont really have a social life so the money i would use to be social gets spent on takeaway food. Where you live, pizzabrah?
Coffee made at starbucks is shit, I'll give you that. But the beans themselves are usually good.
If you say instant coffee is better than ANY bean, you are either just trolling or don't know how to prepare a fucking coffee right.
>A person who doesn't consume caffeine has more energy than a person who does.
I'm an argie, please don't take any more land from us haha
I'm fat but I can't really say I have eaten so much by myself ever.
It sounds like a huge waste of money to be honest, I mean at least it's a promotional deal so I can't really give you shit for that.
The coffee made at Starbucks uses the same beans, dumbass.
Instant coffee is worse than virtually every other coffee I've ever tried, be it from a grocery store or a cafe- but when compared to Starbucks coffee it doesn't even seem bad. It does not matter how you prepare beans from Starbucks, they are burnt and shit quality.
>The coffee made at Starbucks uses the same beans, dumbass.
Yes, you genius, the problem is the way they make it. It's always watered down.
>>they are burnt
>i don't like dark roast
>tfw eating cheetos and drinking coffee while playing vanilla WoW.
who /comfy/ here?
Meh, i have adhd-pi and have to stimulate myself with it. Coffee is a toxine, i agree, but my body is beyond repair anyway. I can choose taking thing>>26461005
s like adderall, but they are too strong and arent solution for a problem anyway. The trick with coffee is to dose it moderately and only when it is necessary, also make up for the loses it causes. Taking up extra minerals and drinking more water always worked for me.
Anon, have you had your cup of Wilkins coffee yet?
>mfw ingestion of deuterium oxide tho
>raise in cortisol levels
Diminishes with consistent use
True but that's the point, to keep you alert and promote wakefulness. "No coffee after 7."
>flushes out key minerals like magnesium
source it faggot, or are you assuming so because of the dehydration myth?
>tfw love coffee
>tfw no coffee machine
>tfw you can't be fucked to buy overpriced coffee because of Jewish genes
>tfw you have plenty of tea and dark chocolate, though
This guy posts the same fucking shit.
No one gives a fuck. If you were smart you'd understand that there's pros and cons associated with all consumables.
Google "coffee cancer".
Google "meat cancer".
Google "Carnitine cancer".
Google "Antioxidants cancer"
Shit is all over the fucking place.
In short: drink coffee and consume caffeine at will, mein fucking nigers.
So many people get cancer, I doubt I'd be really shocked if I get it too, it's way too common and trying to prevent it is just not worth the effort.
Recently heard that a lot of plastic food packaging contains a chemical that can cause hormonal deficiencies and cancer, should we even care any more?
Everything in the this society gives you cancer, it's quite disturbing but maybe it's better to not pay too much attention to it and just enjoy the things you like.
Fuck juicers senapi. It just turns your fruits and veggies into sugarbombs, and you end up with a messy pile of dry nutrients and calories that you throw away.
Get a food processor, blend that shit, whole, into a smoothie with water and ice, and drink it like that.