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Any other coffee lovers around?
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>>26458959
oh i love coffee, sadly 70% of places use the same 3 brands and if you want something better you have to go to some fancy place.
And i dont own a machine so im forced to take this capuccino mix that is meh but way better than instant
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Yes coffee is good.
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>>26458997

If you can't afford a machine you could buy an Aeropress. It's pretty cheap and makes an awesome coffee.
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I enjoy coffee more than sex or dating desu senpai
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judge me hard, bots
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>>26459037
i have a tiny apartment and i like keeping it free of pointless meme machines. They simply take too much space, i already refused a miocrowave and a juicer
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>tfw i've only drunk instant
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>>26459051
i enjoy it more than company
but having coffee and company at the same time is nice senpai
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>>26459079

Look it up, you can even store it inside a drawer. It's as portable as a russian contortionist.
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>>26458959
Pretty dank crema there, friendo.

>tfw you aeropress and can't get crema due to the way the thing works
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>>26459114
silly anon drawers are for cutlery and knives
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>>26459141
Meh, crema is overrated. It makes it look good and everyone gets jelly about it.
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>>26459114
stop shilling your jewpress on r9k
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>>26459079
it literally takes up as much footprint as a mug
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>>26459177
a good crema is indicative of whether your brewed it right under the right pressure.
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>drinking instant
normies
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>>26459299
I have a really cheap espresso machine, and I always get that crema.
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>>26458959
Yes. I need it I'm hooked without it I don't know what I'd do. inb4 edgy I really mean it nothing else can help me as much
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>>26459177
there is no better feeling than slowly pouring sugar into the coffee and see the million tiny holes in the crema tho
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I mix this in a 1L bottle of water... slowly sip it throughout the morning. It's like the steady drip of a caffeine IV.
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>>26459341
old spresso machines are the best, somehow coffee always comes out great no matter how cheap is the blend
reminder to stay awa from ecuadorian coffee, it literally tastes like raisins
>tfw boss liked to stock up on that shit in every buisness trip and i had to stand it for weeks
>tfw it comes out with no colour at all sometimes and you have no idea ifyou fuckedup or what
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>>26459354
>sugar

Ewwww...
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Pointless drink really. The taste is bitter, you only like it because you associate it with pleasure due to addiction, just like cigarettes.

This brown sludge you are consuming contains a pesticide. This pesticide (caffeine) you are consuming tricks your body into fight or flight mode, giving you a perceived short boost at the cost of dehydration which causes sluggishness with a raise in cortisol levels. It also inhibits GABA which is needed to keep calm (think of the opposite of benzos/alchohol), it flushes out key minerals, including magnesium that serves over 300 biological functions within the body, it disrupts sleep and is just generally taxing on the body.

A person who doesn't consume caffeine has more energy than a person who does.
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>>26459256
but i would have to either keep it in the table wich really rustles my ocd since the table is for eating and the ocational desk when i have company or the kitchen counter which is really tiny
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coffee is the only way i can poop these days
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>>26459410
>stevia lower pleb race
enjoy your burn taste
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>>26459428
I like to drink it in excess to reach the state of delirium that comes with sweating and impotence. The problem is that tolerance builds far too quickly.
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>>26459428
you forget the fact that it literally makes everything taste better tho
pic related is the best thing i ever had with coffee
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>>26459456

No stevia. No sugar. No nothing.
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>>26459502
i bet you even drink it ice cold dont you? you must be one of those faggots that eats the chocolate covered grains
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>>26458997

already snobbery in the very first post
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>>26458959
cold brew till i die, drink it black because im edgy.
sometimes when i get black java I get 'fuck me eyes' from the female baristas. Highly recommend adopting this trend
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>>26459526
>i bet you even drink it ice cold dont you?

Nah, I like it hot.


>you must be one of those faggots that eats the chocolate covered grains

True.
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who here coffee breathe?
>wake up and have a generous cup
>breathe stinks
>no problem i will just brush my teeth
>breathe stinks
>no problem i will use mouth wash
>still stinks
>well i will have a minth then
>it smells like someone died in there
>no problem i will just kil myself then
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>>26459667
i had to quit my overnight job because I would choose to drink coffee after work and then couldn't fall asleep during the day
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>>26459667

Drink a lot of water after the coffee.
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>>26458959
I love coffee, usually gives me the runny poopoo though.
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>>26459833
you need to eat better then, coffee will just stimulate your lower large intestine to drop a load, but it shouldn't make you have runny shits

look into fiber and probiotics to make your shit more tidy
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>>26459833
coffee shits are amazing anon
>take my morning cup
>an hour later i have to shit
like clockwork
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Who /arabicabeans/ here?
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>>26459990

Oat is awesome for that. I used to eat 100g of oats a day and poop like a prince.
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>mfw someone drinks Starbucks near me

Worse coffee on the planet
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>>26459428

Dat leddit science. Load of bullshit made to sound clever.

Take mine with milk and sugar.
Also, mcdonalds coffee is shit tier, subway coffee is the best.
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Who french press here?
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>tfw on mcdonalds nightshift on cold night
>got a shit ton of cleaning to do whilst serving customers
>steal coffee
>hug in a mug
>made all the better by the delicious secret ingredient- crime
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>he puts suger in his coffee
>he puts cream in his coffee.

Casual niggerz. Urdoin it wrong.
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>>26458959
I used to hate coffee but now it's pretty much cocaine to me.

The stronger the better.
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>have girl over to my room (normie, I know)
>made coffee, so I offer her some
>"Oh, you're one of those people who drinks it black aren't you?"
>"Yes?"
>"This tastes burnt. You need to buy sugar or something for when I come over."
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>>26460750

tfw wish i was a business type, shitposting when i should be working, going to meetings in a fine suit, lifting to impress potential clients with my physique, going to Christmas parties and getting drunk and shagging girls from the office, commuting to work by train, working in a high rise building, climbing the ladder etc etc
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>>26460779

i just cant see the appeal of coffee with no milk or at least sugar. White coffee is god tier but without milk is just black disgusting sludge.
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>>26458959
Meme tier drink.

I still can't get over the large some of kiddos and teenagers as young as 12 that always stop by places on their way to school to get large cups of coffee. They're everywhere.
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>>26458959
Based on what you've posted here today, this visual evidence confirms that you aren't in fact into coffee.
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>>26460779

fuck off you normal sack of fucking smegma.

>being so used to having girls over you'd begrudge her preference in coffee even when shes just hinting she wants to come over more

"People" like you are actually the most repugnant fucking cum lollies imaginable.
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>>26460905
it's got a lot of antioxidants and some research has said it helps prevent diabetes and heart disease, but once you start using it you cant wake up without it
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I just discovered the joys of coffee. That stuff is amazing at keeping me going all day. Turns up my anxiety ten fold but worth it for how buzzed, talkative and happy it makes me feel. It's like legal speed.
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>>26460930

>special expensive coffee unsustainable to buy in the long term for an r9k user
>special coffee mug
>takes picture and posts it on r9k

hes the coffee equivalent of the "gamer gurllll"
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>>26460975
That's cute kid but don't hurt yourself

:^B

ok if u think Starbucks is into coffee I guess you can continue on with your sad life but what that guy posted is just some normie bs. t. Not even rly a coffee snob just saying
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>>26460288
>tfw oats and coffee

It makes for the perfect shit. Not too hard, not runny, just right, and usually a size able load. I just took one this morning. It was great.
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>>26461005


Ive never been in a starbucks

also

>being overtly patronising

fuck off reddit
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>>26461076
Are you OP or you just want to lick his dick?
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>>26460975
What's wrong with buying expensive coffee? Some expensive stuff is not that expensive when you think about is, how many cups are in that bag?
I always get shit from my dad for buying e pensive mustard but when you think about it one jar can last me two or three weeks so it isn't that expensive at all
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>>26461009

tfw protein farts and shits

big manly shits that blocks the toilet and dont decompose in the blown so you have to force it down with a toilet brush.

It reminds me of when iron leaches out of soil and collects 3 foot below the surface and makes the soil rock hard.
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>>26461103
You must have a very loose asshole.
Does it make Bloch Bloch sounds when you clean it like an outie vagina?
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>>26460975
>>special coffee mug
Ah? That's a cheap ass coffee mug.
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>>26460930
Why? Because of starbucks?
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I've been drinking Eight o'Clock coffee out of a regular coffeepot for about a year now. It's a step up from the lowest of the low grocery-store-tier coffee, and tastes just good enough that I enjoy a few cups of it rather than feel like I have to choke it down. I do miss getting nicer grounds, but as a poorfag I don't have many options.
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literally the biggest meme drink.
>>26459428 sums it all up
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>>26461254
Coffee isn't expensive anon, I have been a poorfag and I could always afford coffee. Just have a cup or two a day.
You are thinking of the price of the bag instead of the price of a single cup of coffee. Take the whole price and divide it by the amount of days it will last you and then you will have an estimate of the real value.
You probably waste some money daily, find a way to cut corners and you will be able to afford great coffee in the morning
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>>26458959
Having some Sightglass coffee this morning. Costa Rica I believe.
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>>26458959
>omg i got these starbawks grounds and they taste so goooooood.
>btw watch me drown it in cream and sugar

Thread reported and saged. Get some actual fucking coffee taste you faggot.
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>>26461364
>>btw watch me drown it in cream and sugar

It has no cream, no milk and no sugar. ._. Wtf am I even reading.
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I used to be addicted to this stimulant. I had taken a 200mg caffeine tab each day. Without it, I was unable to function properly. Upon waking up, it was difficult to get myself out of bed.
After dropping it, I've noticed I'm not so prone to irritability and unease. I can also go about my daily routine earlier. It has it's uses when used sparingly in the right contexts, but it's overall detrimental if addicted to.
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>>26461339

good goyim poorfag! Coffee isnt expensive keep buying it, divide the shekel er...i means dollars/bongs by number of days!

obv some jew who recently came across a crate of coffee trying to push it on r9k
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>>26461246
Partially yeah.

His machine is not great either.

This is like someone making a thread about how they are realy into art but they just post concept art from their fav AAA title
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>>26458959

fuck off with that normie shit
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>>26461745
>obv some jew who recently came across a crate of coffee trying to push it on r9k
Lol this image is pretty good
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>>26461745
I don't even know why I am replying
A new would want op to waste all his money in three days then get on debt to keep himself alive.
People waste tons of money, that pizza you like to treat yourself to every weekend. Just make it yourself once, not replace ordering pizza every week but once a month and you will have enough money to buy coffee for the whole month
Don't want to give up pizza? Understandable. How about iinstead of eating McDonalds each lunch break you replace some of them with instant ramen, you don't enjoy your lunch breaks anyways so why the hell do yuo waste so much money on them
How about you stop paying for cable and just steal it or watch stuff online?
How about you cut down on the heating and wear a sweater instead?
Of pick a few extra hours at work?
Or learn to turn off the lights at night and when you leave?
It's not hard, there are books about this stuff
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>>26461892

I just like making jokes about kikes, m8.

Tfw was going to order pizza but you made me realise what a decadent waste it is.
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>>26462175

I ordered pizza not a realisation!
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>>26462195
It's OK pizza its not as expensive as long as you order just the pizza and only one or two toppings.
Pizza its a good 2 of 3 meals after all.
I wish I loved i in America where you can find small one week long jobs that let you save for some small luxurie. Here in socialism the smallest stupidest thing is a deal job paid by the goverment
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>>26458959
yes. Your taste in coffee is shit. Please buy beans, grind them yourself, and don't get the beans from fucking tardbucks you fucking idiot.

You call yourself a "coffee lover", yet you drink that swill? Jump off a bridge, kiddo.
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>>26462576
>Please buy beans, grind them yourself,

Those are beans, and I grind them at home. But the beans are from Starbucks, and they are fucking awesome.

but maybe you just have a better taste than everyone else.
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>>26459141
t u r k i s h
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>>26460959
That lasts for like 1 day then the next day your tolerance is so high it won't feel good at all. Dont drink it everyday and its OK.
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>>26462776
I used to work at Starbucks. I had to try every single kind of coffee they had there. Pour-over, espresso, drip, everything.

It was universally shit. Nasty, bitter, burnt, horrible shit. Folgers is better. Instant coffee is usually better. Anyone who likes Starbucks is completely tasteless or has never had another kind of coffee in their life. You are wasting your money and making an ass out of yourself.
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>>26462371

Im in Britbong. Just ordered a 12" Meat supreme pizza, 10" meatball and 10" garlic bread for 11 bongs as a Saturday night treat. Its a special 11 quid meal deal

I work at mcdonalds between college, dont really have a social life so the money i would use to be social gets spent on takeaway food. Where you live, pizzabrah?
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>>26462834

Coffee made at starbucks is shit, I'll give you that. But the beans themselves are usually good.

If you say instant coffee is better than ANY bean, you are either just trolling or don't know how to prepare a fucking coffee right.
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>>26459428
>A person who doesn't consume caffeine has more energy than a person who does.
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>>26463583
I'm an argie, please don't take any more land from us haha
I'm fat but I can't really say I have eaten so much by myself ever.
It sounds like a huge waste of money to be honest, I mean at least it's a promotional deal so I can't really give you shit for that.
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>>26464253
The coffee made at Starbucks uses the same beans, dumbass.

Instant coffee is worse than virtually every other coffee I've ever tried, be it from a grocery store or a cafe- but when compared to Starbucks coffee it doesn't even seem bad. It does not matter how you prepare beans from Starbucks, they are burnt and shit quality.
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>>26458959
Coffee is bad for my anxiety, tea is glorious though. Relaxing af.
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>>26464350
>The coffee made at Starbucks uses the same beans, dumbass.

Yes, you genius, the problem is the way they make it. It's always watered down.


>>they are burnt
>i don't like dark roast
ok
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This thread is so >>>/f/acebook its unbearable.
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>>26464332
>I'm an argie
OP and argiefag also here. Being white feels amazing, doesn't it?
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>anything but black
shiggy
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>tfw eating cheetos and drinking coffee while playing vanilla WoW.

who /comfy/ here?
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>>26459428
Meh, i have adhd-pi and have to stimulate myself with it. Coffee is a toxine, i agree, but my body is beyond repair anyway. I can choose taking thing>>26461005
s like adderall, but they are too strong and arent solution for a problem anyway. The trick with coffee is to dose it moderately and only when it is necessary, also make up for the loses it causes. Taking up extra minerals and drinking more water always worked for me.
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>>26464810
Haven't played wow in years but tbqh I'm feeling jealous
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>>26464332

>white

originale
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>>26464845
Quoted>>26461005
by accident, phone went full retard
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Anon, have you had your cup of Wilkins coffee yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOKms5mlGEU
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>French
>Roast
>Master
>Race
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>>26465061
Some are pretty brutal for a commercial.
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who /chemex/ here?
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>>26459428
>dehydration

a meme
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3886980/
>mfw ingestion of deuterium oxide tho

>raise in cortisol levels

Diminishes with consistent use
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2257922/

>inhibits GABA

True but that's the point, to keep you alert and promote wakefulness. "No coffee after 7."

>flushes out key minerals like magnesium

source it faggot, or are you assuming so because of the dehydration myth?
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>tfw love coffee
>tfw no coffee machine
>tfw you can't be fucked to buy overpriced coffee because of Jewish genes
>tfw you have plenty of tea and dark chocolate, though
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>>26459428
This guy posts the same fucking shit.

No one gives a fuck. If you were smart you'd understand that there's pros and cons associated with all consumables.

Google "coffee cancer".
Google "meat cancer".
Google "Carnitine cancer".
Google "Antioxidants cancer"

Shit is all over the fucking place.

In short: drink coffee and consume caffeine at will, mein fucking nigers.
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>>26466357
So many people get cancer, I doubt I'd be really shocked if I get it too, it's way too common and trying to prevent it is just not worth the effort.
Recently heard that a lot of plastic food packaging contains a chemical that can cause hormonal deficiencies and cancer, should we even care any more?
Everything in the this society gives you cancer, it's quite disturbing but maybe it's better to not pay too much attention to it and just enjoy the things you like.
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>>26466474
>2016
>caring about dieing
>caring about getting cancer

If you get cancer you basically get free painkillers and shit so
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>>26458959
Bean water er'day
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>>26459079
>a juicer

Fuck juicers senapi. It just turns your fruits and veggies into sugarbombs, and you end up with a messy pile of dry nutrients and calories that you throw away.

Get a food processor, blend that shit, whole, into a smoothie with water and ice, and drink it like that.
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