STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO EVERY WOMAN ALL THE TIME

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>>26458616
Delete this slanderous disgusting thread.

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>either sad fart fetish freak
>jew trying to further convince robots women are degenerate subhuman not worthy of our time in order to stop propagation of the white race
>actual girl on 4chan being fucking disgusting

tfw been thinking about all the perfect, cute, innocent girls at work but shit like this makes me think theyre all disgusting degenerates.

I saw something on a forum about when taking a shit. Instead of bearing down they just press dow on their vaginal floor and kind of squeeze the shit out like tooth paste.

But i dont assume thats common at all.

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>>26458616
>be woman
>do anything whatsoever
>piss and shit self a little bit

>>26460628

tfw you see gifs of girls shitting when watching porn on on 4chan and you see it being squeezed out like toothpaste instead of coming out in actual shapes.

>>26460628
Wowzers, I wish it is true. That'd be hilarious.

Guys stop trying to make me gay. It's not gonna happen. I wish it could, but it can't.

>>26460693
I don't know about shitting but I've got stress incontinence.
Nearly everything makes me pee pee a little, arousal, activity e.t.c

It's not fun. I haven't worn underwear since I was a teenager.

You need to get your booty looked at.

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>tfw your gf's pussy farts after sex

>>26458616
>buy new underwear
>ruined in one day because of mucus
>tired of this fucking shit
>line my underwear with paper towels
>change them in the bathroom every hour
>can't flush because plumbing sucks, so toss in garbage
>coworkers have the same idea
>by 2pm the bathroom smells like someone left a sack of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches in their car for a week

>>26461493
Do you have a yeast infection or something or does your vag normally leak constantly like that gigantic slug from Starship Troopers?

>>26461427
>sticking it in her doggy
>her pussy starts farting
>I cover my face and go WOAH

Kek

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>>26461558
>her pussy starts farting
>>26461493
>by 2pm the bathroom smells like someone left a sack of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches in their car for a week
>because of mucus
>>26461427

Honestly they better patch females or just remove them, this is fucking ridiculous. End it.

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>yfw even natalie portman's garbage has smelled like rotten old menstruation toiletries before
>yfw every woman has

>haven't shaved cunt in 6 months
>starting to get dreadlocks

>>26458616
>menstrual clots the size of walnuts
>digging them out with my fingers cuz won't come out on their own
>whole bathroom smells like a butchery

Also, if you'd want to read more shit like this, head to /cgl/, we discuss these things a lot. We even post pics.

>>26461407
I want to get drenched in your piss before working out.

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>tfw you finger your gf's asshole and vagina while she sleeps
>she starts moaning softly

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>>26461758
Only if you fart in my mouth.

God I keep forgetting how gross women are

all woman are nasty as fuck when my ex-girlfriend started telling me about her vagina problems I nearly gagged. Men's hairy, shitty buttholes seem less repulsive than the shit that comes out of your slutholes.

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girl robots are truly disgusting creatures

>traveling and on my period as usual
>heaviest flow day, all my toiletries are in my checked bag
>airport bathroom has no new tampons
>pull it out, try to push out as many chunks as possible
>flip tampon around and stick it in backwards
>3 hour flight, cabin smells like a bunch of cats got locked in a dirty porno booth for a week
>dribbling on the seat for the last hour
>praying we go down over the midwest

>>26458616
Need more information on choice of image.

>>26458616
All of the problems being described in this thread only happen to fat women. Do not believe the ham whales when they say they're the sam as the rest of the normal weight population.

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>it's that time of the year when your vaginal walls shed and you have to constantly be picking out huge chunks of skin from your panties

>>26458616
PERIODS
FISH VAGINA
FARTS

how do grills know when they need to put a tampon in? do you all just wait to see blood in your panties or something?

>>26460628
Having watched a shitton of toilet cam videos I can say this is only true of older women.

>>26462476
if you are sure you have regular period you can track it with a calendar, but also when you started getting a period you can feel the cramps before blood and the shedding layer appears. Of course it isn't a 100% case so you have to be a little more careful when you predict the period. In my case it is getting slight cramps aroung a week beforehand together with getting usually horny. But when the bleeding starts i just use a pad for one day, because tampon can seriously dry up your vag, depending on it's absorbing qualities.

>>26461725
Got any pics on you?

>>26462476
supposedly periods happen every 28 days. so when it stops, you mark the calendar and that's when you know the next one is going to start.

unless you're fucked and you have irregular periods then you need to invest in lots of underwear so you can throw out the stained ones

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>>26458616
That shit is fucking nasty, delete this thread immediately.

>>26462242
Don't waste all that nutrition, you could feed hundreds of starving robots with your sloth off vaginal remnants.

>>26462597
*unusually horny, not usually

>underboob sweat after wearing a bra all day
>pee stains in panties
>shit stains in panties
>tfw taking a poop during a period and feeling all that shit and goopy clotted blood fall out at the same time
>feel instinctively attracted to guys who belittle me or act aggressive or hostile to others
>toes fucked up because of high heels
>fucked up pores from popping spots and covering them in makeup

all i can think of right now desu

This thread is fucking hot.

>>26462661
only a third.
The rest needs to be disposed of in a nebula of fire.

>>26462597
have you ever ruined any panties

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good ol' /fit/ screenshot

>>26461407
>tfw you'll never have a piss princess
Fuck ...

>>26458616
The only day of the time I fart is when I poop, which is 2 times a day usually and I always wash my parts with water after a poop. Maybe I fart while I'm sleeping but I shower in the mornings so..

>>26462735
>only farts when pooping

what a waste of a good fart

>>26462694
I understand the blood, but why all the shit? Do women not wipe?

>>26462679
Yeah, when i was younger, that is why i have polyamide, black and red panties (in that order of necessity) prepared when i feel period is approaching. In case you dont have any of those, period blood is easier to remove from them when you first wash them carefully with cold water and soap and then put them into the washing machine.

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>>26458616
>pelvic floor muscles control both vagina and urethra
>holding in piss makes me aroused

>>26458616
>Sasayaku Onoshiri
what did she mean by this

>>26462790
this
I'm wondering too

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>>26463083
>>26462790
its dried blood

>>26463139
i want to use that as war face paint

>>26462764
I'm just not very gassy at all, must be because of my diet.

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>>26463139
>>26463163
>war face paint

I guess this is it.

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here , more gross stuff from /fit/

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moar groosss stuff from fit

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>this thread

superoriginalcommentactivated

>>26463259
>That fucking ham foot
Good lord.

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>>26461427
The first time that happened to me I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and then my gf kicked me out for shaming her body and then I still laughed some more all the way home.

The funniest bit was how we were doing ti doggy style so I had a front-row seat to her pussy going BRABRAAAPPLPLL

>>26462648
>Not keeping folded paper towels under the boobs in your bra

>not learning to wrap up those moisture absorbing packets that come with beef jerky in the paper towels

boob n00b

>mfw eating breakfast and reading this thread

I haven't had to fight off my gag reflex this hard since I got high one morning, drank coffee on an empty stomach and my brother showed me 2 girls 1 cup for the first time

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>>26463660
I forgot to post my face here it is

>>26463259
The chick with the happy trail at her boobs sounds like she would be nice to cuddle naked with.