>"So anon, any big plans for valentines day? haha who is your valentine this year?!?!"
>>26458096
DIE BITCH DIE.
Who are you girls, why are you talking to me, why is your mother holding you, and how many times have you been to Israel?
My gf of course
>>26458121
Oye vey, get this man out of the studio!
>>26458096
>Hi Stacy ! Does Isham stole this dress for you ?
>Hi Veronique ! Did your husband came back from his "work" in Madrid ? He must be "working" really hard
>Hi J'Daiuk Dark Queen of the faraway land, I see you took a little weight, have you been eating childrens lately ?
>>26458096
>a romantic meal for one
>gin gimlets (a LOT of gin gimlets)
>a general air of stale semen and existential terror
What about you?
>>26458096
I squeezed out a hefty doo doo to be my valentine. Want to meet xir? Xe's trans.
>>26458096
We're going hiking after we leave church.
We just hope it doesn't rain.
Bought chocolate for myself and plan on watchin Monty Python in my underwear
>>26458574
will the underwear be covering only your pelvis, or will you crawl into your underwear with the television so that the entire event takes place in your underwear?