What are your plans for Valentines day?

>>26456006
What I do every year, promise myself that next year will be better

>>26456006
Getting drunk alone and maybe messaging the boy I like and then regretting it the next day.

>>26456006

Well, I plan to get lots of chocolate and flowers from ALL my female admirers...

...But, plans... plans just don't always work out the way you want them too...

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My birthday is on Valentines day..

>>26456058
Do it, not as if there's anything to lose

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>>26456037
>having hope
REE

>caring about a socially constructed artificial holiday
I wish I didn't care but I fucking do. Why must they have a holiday that revolves around couples rubbing their relationship into the face of singles? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ironic date with my best friend
Trying to figure out a way to make oneitis fall in love with me
What kind of things do boys like in girl?

>>26456229
>Do it, not as if there's anything to lose
Aside from my dignity.
Wait, no, you're right. Can't lose what you don't have.

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Fun fact: Valentine's Day was originally on February 13th but it was changed so that it would never occur on a Friday the 13th.

>>26456316
Fuck dignity bro

I watch the Scott Pilgrim movie. I'm hoping to watch it with someone next year.

>>26456006
I'm baking my mom brownies. But I'm doing that today. Probably just sit and look at pictures of my last gf from 20 years ago

>>26456006
Playing Fallout 4, drinking Mountain Dew, and eating cheetos.
Yes, I have a date.
My lover is the Brotherhood of Steel, and my gift is a pile of dead Synths

Fight the urge to kill myself

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>>26456006
not celebrating it

>>26457151
you must be 18+ to post here

kiddo ;^)

don't forget to do your homework

Avoid all internet and social media, think about how my ex, the love of my life, will be getting anally drilled by her manlet fiance

>>26456037
Play some Black flag.

>>26456006
i have to head to the university library to get some reading for monday

This was meant to be an ironic thread lol, you guys shouldn't care, only normies care about Valentines day in a positive or negative way

>Bro im chad I have date ;)
>im """robot""" i dont have date and i is sad :(

Probhably gonna jerk my sweaty jerky baby
i've had a few beers

Who else here literally wouldn't even know that the day was approaching if not for these threads constantly popping up?

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Boyfriend is coming here tonight and we may do a few things tomorrow. He'll want to sleep in the same bed as me but there's not enough room for me to be comfy and spread out on my back since my bed is only a full. I usually have him sleep in the living room so I'm not exhausted the next day.

>>26457739
yep exactly right. allrighty roo have to say dumb shit like this to keep it original

>>26457393
S-so you're saying a manlet can get a gf?

>>26457401
>Black flag.
Neat, you play that too?

>>26456006
bring my gf out to a fancy restaurant.

Haven't decide which yet

Dinner reservations at 5:30 with my wife. I'll most likely buy her flowers as well. She's been sick and in the hospital for the last three days but is hopefully getting discharged today so I want to make it a nice day for her.

>>26458031
Black flag is awesome, but imagine if it wasn't an assassin's creed game, imagine if Rockstar made it, that would be a kickass game. There is SO much potential in the pirate theme I think people don't even see it. A man can dream though, a man can dream

>>26458092
Holy shit you are so fucking gay

>>26458071
My bf is too broke to buy me a $30 vegan sushi meal :\

He quit his main job before our three week trip at the end of the year and he hasn't found a new one yet. He doesn't want to get locked into a career until we go on one more two month trip.

give my girl some chocolate and roses, go out to dinner, put my dick between them walls. the usual.

>>26458092
Damn you're gay as hell

>>26458128
Not as gay as when I saw you suck some guy dick or something hahha think about it

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>decide to go see deadpool on valentine's day with a Chad friend, we are both single he sees it as some epic banter while i just dont want to be alone
>my crush finds out that we are going
>she is seeing it with her brother at the same time in the same cinema (we live in semirural shithole, there is only one cinema in the town nearby)
>hey anon i can give you a lift if you want we can go together :)
what did she mean by this
she wants the Chad's dick doesnt she
jesus christ i dont want to experience that

>Order some Pizza and some soda
>Finish LeonB in Resident Evil2 so I can play Nemesis for the first time
>Eat through my feelings
>Cry myself to sleep

>>26456006
Here's my plan

http://sketchtoy.com/66603863

>>26458190
Chad wants to fuck you, embrace it. You gay fuck.

>>26456307
their dix

>>26458252
oh kek
too real

I will be here shitposting and laying in bed because that's all I do lately.

>>26458145
a trip to where?

>>26458190
She does. Don't give her Chad's dick. Tell her to fuck off.

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>>26456006
I'm gonna go wander the streets alone while drinking. Just gotta figure out my route, because the usual ones are getting boring.
If i knew where she lives i'd probably hang around her area, hoping to see her.
Still have no idea what i'd say to her though.

>>26457374
What has this site come to?

>>26458435
yeah well we'll meet in the cinema anyway
i cant think of a scenario which does not end in him fucking her brains out

>>26458409
He wants to do Spain, France, and Italy, at least. We just did Spain and France and he's been to Italy. We didn't see everything we wanted to because he didn't have enough structure to break his habit of aimlessly web browsing until 2am and sleeping too late.

It's weird, I'm doing the same shit I did last year, but this year I promised myself I'm gunna sort my shit out in my personal life. I'm taking a girl out tomorrow

>>26456388
Fun fact: Friday the 13th was started because a serial killer raped and murdered fifty women in a single day, leaving small bits of chocolate on their corpses.

>>26458529
sounds cool.

i live in one of those three countries, my parents live in the other, and I was born in the third! XDDD

>>26458505

Drop the crush. Either ask her out or forget about her. You're literally cucking yourself. I fucking hate that meme but trust me that what you're doing.

>>26457880

THIS, please post more.
I need hope!

>tfw 5'2

>>26458618
Well here's the thing, in addition to being my crush she is one of my few good friends, and was long before i developed these feelings for her. And i am too lonely to be able to afford loosing a friend.

jesus christ i am such a pethetic beta cuck kek

Watching shows on my computer and being upset that I'm a KHV.

I suspect that this year will be worse than the previous ones because this time I'll be going outside.

>>26458145
>$30 vegan sushi meal
What the fuck
Fucking retard, end yourself

Not much, just shoot up a school.

If all goes according to plan I'll spend Valentine's Day with a qt3.14 FBI agent

>>26458704
totally agreed brollionni

>>26458435
>"NO! You can't fuck Chad! He's mine!"

>>26458708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4R8HTIgHUU

neat

>>26458691
>KHV

what's that?

>>26458708

http://tips.fbi.gov/

>>26458751
kissless hugless virgin
I can understand kissless virgin because same here but the fuck have you never been even hugged by a girl?

>>26458751
Kissless, handholdless (in my case) virgin.

>>26458751
Killing Holy Vanguards

>>26458773
I've been hugged by girls before, but never held hands with them.

>>26458773
I thought the H was for handholdless?

>>26457374
>implying kids play Fallout 4
>implying they all aren't playing shit tier games like CoD

>>26457880

I'm saying that a 5'5 ugly hobbit can get engaged to a my beautiful, busty ex and she never looks back

>tfw 6'2

Is it any wonder I'm suicidal when this stupid manlet meme persists?

>>26458791
>doing some circle handholding game in preschool
>get confused by black kid's lighter colored palms

>>26458798
It could mean both hugless and handholdless, AFAIK.

>>26458773
>tfw technically not kissless because i made out with bunch of girls when we were drunk or as a dare, never a 'real' kiss tho
>tfw technically not handholdless because i held hands with a friend of mine when we were drunk at party but it was again without any meaning behind it
atleast i'm a proper virgin
;_;

>>26458628
>5'2''

Ihave a friend who's the same height and he is banging a 10/10

he's buff though and very assertive

>>26458819
>>26458834
If holding hands with random girls you give no fuck about counts, then I'm just a KV.

I'm going to watch a movie with a gay male friend of mine.
Nothing between us we're just friends

>>26458804
They should be playing non-violent and open-ended games like Kerbal Space Program and Space Engineers. That shit teaches them to take initiative. AAA snoozefests condition them to only follow orders and default to aggression.

>>26458853
Well helping some old lady cross the road or playing some game does not count

>>26458596
No it wasn't its when all the templars were killed you mong

>>26458857
What movie? My bf wouldn't mind seeing that new meta movie with the actor who only ever plays himself. But I usually don't think movie tickets are worth it when I've gotten thousand hour vidyas for less.

>>26458874
No, I recall at least one time in which I held a girl's hand during junior high school.

>>26456006
Play poker whole day long and hope to pass my exams. What else?

>>26458921
>>26458834
FUCK NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26456006
was going to see deadpool but local cinema nay every cinema has fucking doubles policy here, now have to wait till next sunday because my job requires me to work 6 days from 9 to 7 and I'm too tired to go to anywhere but home after that.

>>26458667
please man please just ask her out, don't make that mistake and let it clear to your chad friend you want her. if he jumps on her you have the legal right to fuck his life, and her if you want.

>>26459027
Install grindr and meet a cute guy to go with. Be upfront about your intentions and follow safety procedures and you'll have a good time.

>>26459080
Well i have been planning to do that for quite some time and i feel like i will do so at the closest opportunity.

Also the Chad is extremely nice guy and one of few normies who respect me (also he got drunk once and told me he considers me one of his better friends or sth) so i suppose if i told him that he'd stay clear of her and perhaps even help me somehow.

>>26459132
exacly do it, and there never gonna be the closest opportunity you have to make that. talk to the chad and try to get help with that, and please my brother stop being a robot for me i am too deep now but you are not.

>>26458145
cry me a river

original comment

>>26459156
will do senpai
wonder how it'll end

>>26458145
What made you decide a board for virgin men would be the correct place to come and talk about this?

>>26459132

You're going at it all wrong. He's not an obstacle. That's what I mean when I say you're cucking yourself. It's not a case of her wanting him, but if he backs down she'll settle for you. You're not inferior to him. If she's not into you she's not into you. He shouldn't play a part at all (besides as a wingman).

>>26458810
>tfw Chad lost to a manlet

There's hope for us yet boys!

work at my retail job because fuck my life

>>26459250
I guess you are right. Well i will tell him how i feel and see how he reacts, but thinking about it he'll probably do his best to help me because he's the 'friends before grills' type

>>26459247
>board for virgin men

/r9k/ was never intended to be anything like that
it just got swarmed by you faggots

just go get laid and stop bothering other posters fir fuck sake

>>26459247
This board has no set topic de jure. Should I be on #xkcd-signal instead?

I will be on a plane with my girlfriend

Taking my girlfriend out to dinner then going to an observatory

>>26459399

http://nutritionfacts.org/?s=air+travel

>>26459321
R9K was specifically created for virgin men. I have been on 4chan since 2003. The normies came recently within the last couple of years.

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>>26456006
I can't remember what day Valentine's day is or any minor jewish holiday invented for spending. I am the liquor.

>>26459258

>Chad

Try 6'2 lanklet with no money and severe self-esteem issues

>>26458190
>going to see memepool
fuck you

>>26459458
I call bullshit.
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T