>Deadpool says "dick"
>Entire theater bursts into laughter, people choking
>There is a reference
>Hear at least three people saying "oh mh gad, that's a refrence!! Omg HAEhHehe let me xplain buddy XDdd"
What the fuck is wrong with the normal fags?
I'm going to watch this movie tomorrow. I'm attempting to become a normie but I'm just in a weird spot between total robot and failed normie. This guy is at my house now, talking about going to clubs later. I hate clubs. I wish I was alone. We were with some girls earlier but they clearly aren't attracted to me and they quickly left.
I managed to get invited to a guys birthday party, but I was at work when they all met up, and when I got off they all ignored my messages.
I think I've made a mistake. I was alone for a reason. I don't fit in. I'm very ugly. I don't know anything about popular music of dances or a snapchat or instant gram.
But, I don't even like him. I felt bored on my Friday night so I decided to go watch the movie.
I guess that's what I get for watching a memepool movie.
I hope you enjoy the movie and that all your wishes would come true, my friend.
But he is still le superhero good guy versus bad guy. Only le watchmen is a good superhero movie.
What did you expect?
Its an action superhero film, it has shitty one liners, hundreds of nameless henchmen who die in droves, one 'they obviously will' love interest amd shit that doesnt make sense but looks cool.
Youre just being a pretentious cunt, just sit back and enjoy it
>dirpinder confirmed for savage
The movie was genuinely funny, with a few tryhard moments. I couldn't stop laughing after the "The moment I've all been waiting for!" line.
Also negasonic was qt as FUCK
>going to a popular movie alone on a friday night
how on earth did you survive
Movie was pretty good. I laughed a lot plus now I can't wait for an even bigger budgeted Deadpool 2 with FUCKING CABLE. Can't wait for Suicide Squad.
>tfw Thursday you made a thread about whether or not you should see Deadpool since it would try so hard to be a meme movie
>tfw everybody commented "who the fuck cares? Go see it"
>tfw you predicted that despite everyone telling you no one cares that there would be a thread lambasting the movie and everyone would agree
HYPOCRISY HYPOCRISY FUCKING HYPOCRISY
I CANT STAND THE TWO FACEDNESS OF THIS HYPOCRITICAL BOARD
pic related. It's the pic I used in the thread I made
4 guys talked behind me the whole movie. 1 minute into the movie a white man asked if they were gonna talk the whole movie and they did. After the movie I called them Wetbacks. One stopped walking and I bumped into him to instigate a fight and he didn't do shit.
At one point i the movie I was bout ready to stand up and not ask them if they want to take it outside as into fight I was ready to tell em like theres no option, other option is me right here fucking you up in your seats.
no you stupid shit head, you don't understand.
If you call everything shit/meme/stupid/gay/dumb/etc then you're going to forever be an angsty faggot who will continue to have no friends and a life. Say goodbye to Rose homo.
Now if you actually go into life enjoying shit, not everything but at least having some smiles here and possibly like new shit (perhaps this movie) then you could fucking be a normal asshole and have a close-knit group of friends, plans every Friday, game night at your house, fucking Rose, and (most importantly) to stop bitching on 4chins.
Deadpool is different from other Super Hero movies though. It has the biggest normie following because "le dirty humour". Plus unlike other Super Hero movies, this one tries way too hard. It's like the "Scary Movies" of Super Hero movies.
same. i have to go back to the 90s to laugh.
they don't make movies like Spyhard and Grumpy Old Men anymore because they're too offensive to minorities and women.
you can't offend anyone in any movies anymore.
the Naked Gun is so racist and has so many sexist jokes while also having perverted jokes, shit even fart jokes. they just don't do that shit anymore, you might offend someone.
Depends how much you enjoy Marvel/capeshit in general
I'm not a fan of comics (only saw it because my brother didn't want to go alone) so I didn't enjoy it as much as most people, but it was still kind of fun to watch.
> watching action blockbusters
I don't know what you expected. Was there big explosions and car crashes enough? A lot of bullets I suppose? You should go to ninegag, they must be flooded with related posts.
Did you even watch the movie? No seriously, did you? Cause it fine. I laughed, my friends laughed, and the crowd laughed. There was a lot of funny shit, though some tryhard shit here and there, but overall it was like an 8/10 movie. All you did was say it's shit cause it has a huge fanbase.
who the fuck is dirpinder?
can you link some image?
This, you are absolutely right most of the kids at my theater leaved when Deadpool got buttfucked and the ones that stayed were quiet and nice.
It was surprising since when I saw the last avengers (that was shit by the way) kids on the front row were screaming and putting dubstep on during the fights.
Deadpool is one of the best marvel I saw with watchmen even if you guys didn't like it you cannot say that it was some normie boring shit like iron man and captain chad
It really isn't as bad as you think. No one cares you are there just like you don't give a shit about them.
Honestly, as soon as you get over "boohoo so lonley" the world becomes anything you want to do.
>going to a movie thearter to watch a normalfag movie
>why are there normalfags there
JEE WIZZ, I WONDER WHY NORMALFAGS WOULD BE AT THE CINEMA
>I hope you enjoy the movie and that all your wishes would come true, my friend.
Well I went to the club. It could've been worse. I'm back home now, I wish this guy would leave though. I told him he could stay at my place but I honestly just wanna be alone now. Pretty drunk, but not more than my average night. He's probably not leaving until tomorrow afternoon. Overall I'd rate club as a 4/10 experience. Underneath all the flashing lights and loud music is just a ton of insecure normies. Normal life isn't that great, the only positive is getting laid, it's all about sex at the end of the day.
Also I feel significantly more lonely than a normal night. After seeing so many pretty women I just feel like shit.
Not "why are normal fags there".
Why are the normal fags such faggots? "heaHUAHE he said dick XDDDddd TOP KOK"
"Ohamg THAT is A REFERNCE : - )D that I udnerstond xDDDDDD deadpool so k00l"
Kill yourself, stupid tripfag.