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Who here /about to masturbate/?
I'm getting prepped, just got my cum rag.

What are you gonna jerk off to?
Just had an amazing fap to some young throats videos, edged for almost 2 hours had a cigarette and feeling amazing but tired even though I've been pounding energy drinks all night.
tube sock is ready here, probably gonna get going on some ass jeans, end up on some hentai. No hookers around tonight, I checked craigslist
6 videos on my off monitor from my collection and some h-manga on the main screen.

>cum rag

>doesn't cum in his hand and then slurp it up.

fucking normie
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I was feeling pretty antsy earlier, so I rubbed out a quickly to some nuru massage videos, surprise creampies, and, finally, finishing to a milf causing a virgin to prematurely ejaculate just by rubbing on his crotch.

Bretty good session.

I'm about ready to start my before bed session which is all imagination based
Who /about to have sex/ here? Gf is coming over in about 2 hours.
What are ya, gay?
I just came a huge load into my white cumrag. It's turning a bit yellowish, I can feel typing now that there's some on my thumb still.

Aw that was good.
Sounds good my man, enjoy
I'm going to stick my penis inside her vagina. That's a pretty heterosexual thing to do.
I look down on you normie.
Still a slave to disgusting bleeding mucous holes.

I cry myself to sleep over knowing that somewhere a fat smelly autistic virgin neet is looking down on me.
blood and mucus makes for pretty good lube though
What is your imagination only session about?

I see you say bretty a lot
I'm glad, stay arrogant normie.
Yeah but the disgusting hole is attached to an annoying attention sucking machine.
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>he doesn't throw his legs over his shoulders and cum onto his face then go over into the mirror and call himself a slut
this is me laughing @ u
>finishing to a milf causing a virgin to prematurely
sauce pls
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>tfw have to cut down on porn and fapping because finally managed to get a gf and having erection issues
You jerk off too much to get it up for your girlfriend?

Or are you just nervous with her?
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Mainly the first, but it has lead to the second.
I also sometimes lose it mid way through
Just fuck my life up
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>slurp it up
what the fuck?


It's pretty bland, but it got me off really well.

I guess i could imagine it happening to me.

Here's another one I watched.

Has cutting back on porn helped?
gonna jack off to rape hentai pics and some anime fanservice
feels great m8
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A bit.
It's a really hard habit to kick, and so I haven't been able to fully quit it
It's something I really know it's something that I have to do
Porn is really bad
I don't think porn is bad

But good luck to you
I enjoyed the first video
Not him, but porn is detrimental to your erections.
It's scientifically proven. Being with a woman does barely anything for your dopamine receptors when they're so used to constant nudity and cocks in and out and all that shit in porn.

It's an extremely common issue.
Nearly all men view porn though, and not all have that issue

I know some do though, and that's unfortunate

But I don't think it has the same negative effect for all men
Anyone have groping fantasies?

I was posting a little about this in another thread but it died
Occasionally on crowded public transport but then I remember real life isn't like my nip pornos and would likely result in me getting the shit kicked out of me and jailed
Have you ever tried anything?
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I fap several times a day currently.

Managed to develop an alcohol problem a few years back after some stupid and utterly insignificant shit and now I drink most days. This has caused me to stay awake for 6-8 hours, sleep for 3-5 hours and then stay awake for few hours before going to sleep again. I generally fap twice before getting up from bed and at least once before falling asleep.

My office chair broke last year and I haven't yet gotten used to my current chair enough (it's a shitty dining chair) that I could cum while sitting in it, so most of my time fapping is spent in bed with my phone. I mostly jerk off to images and the occasional lactation video where pregnant chicks use breast pumps on themselves.

My teeth hurt. help
Nah, for the reasons I mentioned
What do you need help with?

Don't know if I can help with the teeth
Yes, unfortunately it's typically not exciting if it happens in real life

Still like the fantasy though
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>What do you need help with?
I need a replacement for alcohol. I tried smoking and forced myself to smoke half a pack a day for about a month until I just forgot to buy more. Longest time I have been sober since 2012 was three weeks in last May.

Also my taste in porn/women is terrible.
What's your taste in porn/women?

I'm high so probably can't help with your substance issues
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I like trashy looking women with a lot of tattoos and facial piercings (except nose rings). Past drug use is a plus.

Used to know a chick that I met in group therapy who started using IV drugs when she was 13 or 14. She was also borderline. We got along great and I kinda miss it.

Pic related is essentially 10/10 and I know I can never realistically date one due majority of them having a tendency to go nuts over some insignificant shit and possibly kill me in my sleep.
Not my favorite look, but I think I understand the appeal

I'm watching some groping videos on motherless
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