Who here / eat plain/ ?

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sauce that bitch up

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>>26453281
>sauce is up with unnecessary calories

>>26453281
that plate of slop is making me hungry

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Does this count?

Preemptive robot plz

that rice looks kinda mushy

>>26453203
>>26453281
>>26453334
What the actual fuck are you people doing?

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>>26453347
Eating.. nearly finished too.

By the way, do my fellow plain eating robots listen to music while eating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPReSXBqyR8

>>26453347
B R E A K
F
A
S
T

what u mean senpai?

>>26453378
>>26453389
these are very interesting food choices

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>>26453378
Finished it, time for my desert now.

>>26453281
solid breakfast anon, would eat

>>26453203
Eat the same things like every day
>muesli with milk and black coffee
>brown rice, grilled chicken, veggies and pepsimax
>fish, beef or pork, veggies and cheap booze

feels good anon

>>26453281
How can you even eat that shit

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>>26453203
I like eggs with everything.

Plain Oatmeal is pretty good too.

I like spaghetti with no sauce just butter.

Macaroni and Cheese with Chocolate milk is one of my favorite things to eat ever.

>>26453281
>>26453334
If your plate has more than 3 colors it is not plain you disgusting wageshitters

meal 1 oats soaked in water, eggs scrambled and protein shake
meal 2 chicken veg and rice
meal 3 repeat meal 2 with different quantaties

>>26453281
It looks like you're boiling your eggs a little bit too long.

>>26454410

Basically the same as mine.

>>26453203
Used to, even convinced myself I liked it, until I learned how to cook for real. Tonight I'm enjoying a curry I made. It's banging.

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>>26453470
comfiest cereal

>>26454242

Kill yourself you ignorant piece of shit

I basically eat a dozen of eggs a day, scrambled, fried, boiled just slap salt and a ton of pepper on it

>porridge
>some seeds
>avocado oil
>mix
>breakfast

Simple foods are best foods. Less preparing and cooking you have to do the better.

>>26456167

Have fun with your kidney stones

Food doesn't really taste anything to me anymore so I just eat whatever for calories and then take a multivitamin pill.

HOW TO EAT RICE AND CHICKEN WITHOUT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF

You will need:

Soy sauce
1 egg
Rice
Chicken

Make your chicken and rice as you always do
Once rice is done plop it on the pan with chicken that is already brown.
Crack in ONE egg
Mix that shit
Put in some soy sauce

Enjoy egg fried rice + chicken with the extra calories of an egg, it tastes real fucking good

>>26453203
good stuff. i would've added soy sauce and spring onions though

>>26456296
Have fun with your buttfuck scones

>>26456347
You know what doesn't taste good? Your feces after eating a meal like that.

>>26456840
A meal like what?

Are you saying a single egg and some soy sauce is bad for you

Back to fat camp with you famalam

>>26456789
that's ok, that could be good too, if you're a chink faggot.
i'm not a chink faggot so i don't do that, but i'm sure if other chink faggots like you are reading, they would be smart to take your chink faggot advice for chink faggots, you chink faggot.

>>26456878
I'm saying that if you eat the meal you described, the feces that becomes of said meal will not taste good. Are you saying that the feces WOULD taste good?

>>26456913
How do you have so much expertise in this field? Are you a scat gourmet?

>>26457274
Do you mean a scat gourmand, you philistine? No, I said feces tastes bad. That's generally understood. You're the one challenging me on it you shit-eating fag.

me

18, too lazy to learn how to cook and spend the time doing it

i eat plain chicken breasts, eggs, ham, beans, ramen noodles, canned fruit and TV dinners

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For a few years I wouldn't eat alliums at all. Now I eat a wide variety of whole plant foods, and a short list of specific foods and supplements.

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does this count?

bloxbloxblox

>>26453289
Mustard has pretty much zero calories and it pairs great with chicken if you get some decent quality stuff.

>>26453203
i started eating most stuff plain a few years ago
my mom would add all kinds of spices and other stuff to food i just got tired of it like not everything has to be "doctored up" and it like was always the same ingredients to make it 'better' so somehow it like turned everything into the same fucking taste of spices like every food started to seem like crackers and dip, except you;re having one type of dip flavor but you use different crackers types for the spread. the cracker doesnt make much of a difference its the same spread every time. plain just became good in its own way.

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>>26453289
>>26457795

all my sauces/spreads are calorie free

>>26458072
That's disgusting. Y'all need to eat some whole foods instead of engineered bullshit.

>>26457643
My pussy stinks from just sitting in my pants while I read that.

Usually sauces, and spices are for low quality foods. A fine steak doesn't need sauce, a shitty microwave Salisbury does. People overspice are plebs, it isn't about cooking skills, I can spice something, it isn't hard, it is about taste.

>>26458193
What's wrong with peanut spread you maniac?

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A majority of my diet is salted rice and peanut butter sandwiches

>>26453203
jesus christ you can't tell the food from the fucking plate

mommy still makes my meals so I get lots of colorful herbs and veggies

>>26453281
>drinking out of a jar

you fucking hipster

But I do love beans and eggs for non-carby, filling, tasty food

>>26459235
actually i was surprised how many carbs the beans have. they are still quite filling.

>>26459235
Mason jars are cheap and none of my glasses fit my whole green smoothie so I can rinse the blender immediately. I had some hueg glass steins but they broke.

>>26459316
There is literally nothing wrong with carbohydrates from whole plant foods.

>>26459316

Yeah I meant what >>26459372 is saying. It has carbs but it's not like eating white rice or something.

>>26453378
Is it just the camera angle or are your fingers really half the length of your palm??

>>26457311
This thread is going to cause my brain to hemorrhage.

>>26453378
nice down syndrome wrist

>>26453203
Growin up it was baked skinless chicken on rice with a side of cut green beans every night.

I can't eat it anymore without getting mad.

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>dumb frogposting losers dont know about the sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk

>been lifting in garage
>hungry and need protein
>only have eggs
>make a big pancake
>put peanut butter on it, the peanut butter has kind of seperated so it has oil on top but realy super thick peanut butter underneath
>god tier impromptu snack

>>26459897
>been lifting for three months
>see no more gains
>must improve diet but have no money
>see no point in keep lifting

and the cycle repeats itself...

>>26458072
>Peanut butter
>0g protein
Whats the point

>>26460226
Peanut butter has around 27g of protein per 100g.

>>26460043
Same thing happened to me on starting strength (if you say meme workout i'll hunt you down irl and eviscerate you) and im a student so not much money for chicken. I started drinking low fat milk, its 7.5g/100ml protein at 1 bong for 2.5 litres, I also bought a 1kg jar of whey protein for 10 bongs and i started seeing gains again

>>26453203
/fit/? That you senpai?

>>26460759
read the label

>>26460043
>>26460759
Whey protein is generally cheaper than milk if you buy in bulk. Other than that, legumes are the cheapest protein you can get. If you are smart about it, you can end up spending less than the average normie.

>>26458072

>peanut "spread"
>barely any fucking peanuts

Why do that to yourself?

>>26461742

legume 5g/100g

u wot m8?

>>26461789
You need to check the dried weight. Seriously, are you people this retarded?

>>26458072
The fuck does this taste like and how is it carb free?

>>26462019
Read the label.. it's fiber and water.