What's your record gone w/o shower/bath (washing in general). Mine is 18 days. Once shared this info with normies at a party. The looks.
I had vacation from work (28 days) and left home for weed,beers and snacks (all 10min walk) and didn't feel like washing. Lazy and high. Acctualy had a beaten trail in dust and shit that lead to the fridge and toilet.
When I was like 10 I decided to experiment this and see how long I could go. I went 14days without taking a shower. This was during summer break so none of my friends knew. On the 15th I couldn't take all the grease from my hair and oil from my face anymore and my pillowcases were all yellow. I had to take a shower felt gross.
Shampooing often eliminates too much natural oil on your head, causing your body to compensate by producing exorbitant amounts. The less you shower, the less oil your glands will produce in the long run, so you can shower less without having to worry about overly-greasy hair.
So to become slimmer just shampoo your heir each day and shower twice.
The longest amount of time that I know for sure is 70 days, because when I was 16 I was sent away to a wilderness drug treatment program which is like going to rehab but you have to do it in the middle of the desert in Utah and you are forced to hike all day and participate in humiliating therapy exercises.
After that, it would probably be 3 or 4 months straight where I was living at home after I dropped out of college and experienced real severe depression and alcoholism. I ended up reaching a point where it was like terminal stinkiness, and I stank so bad I couldn't get any stinkier. I developed a bad rash on my arm that became so itchy that it drove me insane. I had to bathe in triclosan to get rid of it.
well usually i have loads on tiny tiny black heads on my groin and then deeper down near my buttheeks I have bigger ones that usually burst open when I sleep and spray blood and pus all over my pj bottoms
went like 2 months once when i was a kid. kek.
now though, in fact for the entirety of my adult life, i have a bath or shower every single day without exception, often i'll have 2, the second just to relax me at night. even when i've been in hospital, jail and even when my boiler is broken - i make a bath using kettles, pots and pans. i can't wake up properly without muh delicious, soothing bath and coffee first thing in the morning. largely because i'm an alchie and use hard drugs. baths help to get rid of hangovers/comedowns.