what are you doing for valentines day, /r9k/?

Curling up in my desk chair with my blanket and smooth brewed coffee, watching Kara no Kyoukai and maybe listening to some Ryuichi Sakamoto.

While the Chads I know go and have 5 second celebrations in Stacey, and she brags how long he went the next day and all about the $80+ gifts she got.

how many times do i have to kindly ask you to stop posting kate

she is a fucking whore and is the worst lost-fu in the history of lost-fus

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Fapan
Watchan
and
Playan

Like every other day.

Work out as much as possible
Play piano as much as possible
Wash my car

I'm not turning on the TV or my computer because I don't want any reminders of Valentine's Day.

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>>26452892
no.
[still a sloot tb]

>>26452690
Your Dads big black penis

>>26452690
Have to buy shit for my girlfriend and act like a cuck all day.

Valentine's day is the absolute worst.

>>26452690
Studying for an exam that i have on monday

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>>26452690
>what are you doing for valentines day, /r9k/?

Seeing Deadpool with another fat nerd, then drinking beer in the park while talking out loud about video games.
I hope many a normie gets triggered by it.

>>26453018
Does it really require that much effort to stop thinking about v-day? Dang man, don't like tfw no gf rule your life.

Going through my life as normal.

Who cares about some holiday used by stacies to exlicit gifts and money of chads?

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>>26453023
Fantastic taste anon, she has the best pits in the world.

Working an eight hour shift in a call center and then considering suicide.

probably ordering some pizza and deving for another 10-12 hours like any other day with my gf. inb4 meme arrows normie and reees.

Then getting another call asking when are we finally getting a job and why does this last for 4 years now.

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>>26452690
I'll be spending it alone just the way I have for the last few decades....

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watching the all star game with my dad probably

Gonna go with my boyfriendo to deliver flowers to his and my mom. Then were gonna go see Deadpool at the theater with the awesome reclining chairs. Then we're gonna go to his place and I'mma cook him dinner and candied yams for desert. And we're gonna watch anime while we eat those candied yams. And then we're gonna go to bed (and I'm going to quietly hope that he fucks my brains out because he hasn't touched me sexually in two weeks and I'm too shy to ask for it).

>>26452690
Sending a card to my ex girlfriend.

>>26453272
Just say "fuck me"

drinking alone. probably playing some vidya. the usual

literally watching LOST

thanks for the reminder op, gotta finish this episode

of course commenting this means i will have to abandon this thread and not come back because someone could be a dick and spoil the shit for me so bye op

>>26453309
Literally this tbqh famalam

Gotta find some sort of romance movie to watch

Last year I watched L'Avventura and it was pretty nice.

>>26453309
Thirded. Say this and lo and behold, you'll have sex on Valentine's Day.

>>26453018
>work out
>play piano
>wash car

all chad activities

>tfw no motivation to work out and have shit skele body
>tfw no musical talent
>tfw no car

>>26453114
>going to see a movie and hang out at a park with some fat guy while surrounded by couples

you are both going to commit suicide i can see it now

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>>26452690
>was going to ask out some girl
>its too obvious so all my friends and family would know im going out with someone
>dont want to deal with the comments

The perils of being a shut in, any deviation from basement dwelling gets broadcast everywhere.

>>26452690
probably working
movie theaters never close

Buying an AK, watching Deadpool, and getting drunk with my one friend and bunch of his coworkers. Should be fun.

being single and sad like every other valentines day

>>26452690
I might finally 100% f:nv. I dunno, motivation to do anything is pretty hard to come by lately

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>>26452690
I considered asking this chick out from my English writing class because she was talking about how she is just going to get drunk along on valentine's day but I chickened out as always

>>26453309
>>26453994
>>26454062
Do you not understand how difficult it is for me to communicate with people, much less about my sexual desires? I have a stutter so severe, my counselor asks me regularly if I want to have it declared as a disability.

once I get off work, im gonna get drunk and relax.
Its just a day for people to go spend money on bullshit
these sloots arent even worth buying shit for

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>>26454311
Male sexuality is incredibly visual, and since you are already sleeping in the same bed he WILL initiate if he is horny. Just wear something slutty and show him some skin, ez

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Think about her

>>26454342
Usually when I want it I just hug up really close to him and either end up pushing him off the bed or getting ravaged, but lately he's just been letting himself get pushed off the bed.

Like yesterday I was planning on cooking him lemon-butter shrimp for breakfast, but I wanted him to do me first, so I hugged up against him really tight and almost pushed him off the bed but then he just tickled me until I stopped trying because tickling hurts. So I just kinda laid in bed staring at him for an hour or so until I had to get up for work.

But so if I wear something sexy, then he'll sate me? Are leggings sexy? I don't really have any lingerie, but I do have gym clothes. Maybe I could wear gym clothes without anything under them?

>>26454388
Oh shit, if he finds out you aren't wearing panties it will be an instant turn-on. You have any skirts or dresses? If you can pull off one of those and no panties you can tease him all day long and insure a good dicking by the end of the day (or even sooner if you do it well enough)

>>26454311

When you have sex, do you stutter?

That's probably why he won't fuck you. Who would want to fuck a downey?

>>26452690
Ps4, beer, and maryjanne

>>26454432
I'm not a downey I just have a stutter. You're a robot, why don't you have a stutter?

>>26454430
Lots of dresses, but only one skirt. I bought a leather skirt a while back thinking it was so sexy and that I'd start doing band shirts and a skirt like Haruhi, but I never really did gather the courage to wear it. So it just kinda hangs in my closet I guess. Point is I'm a robot chicken.

I dunno though not wearing panties to bed would be kinda gross. I don't wanna get juices all over his legs and stuff - that'd just be unpleasant. I mean who in the right mind would enjoy waking up to a wet spot on his thigh?

>>26454466

Oh I do ya fucking goober :^)

>>26454466
>I don't wanna get juices all over his legs and stuff
What is he, gay?

But in all seriousness, wear the cute leather skirt with no panties all day, flash him a few times, and by the time you go to bed it won't matter what you are wearing because he will tear it off you

>>26454481
Wouldn't he just think I was some degenerate exhibitionist and refuse my valentine's gift then dump me?

>>26454476
Then stop making fun of me, you bully.

>>26452690
I would fucking destroy evangeline lilly's cunt

>>26454520
No :^)

Lads do I get marajuwhana or not?

>>26454520
Not if you do it right mang. And doing sexy shit in public (as long as no one sees) is a massive turn on for most guys. If it sounds like your guy wouldn't be into it then maybe do something else, but I don't think something like trying to be sexy for him will get you dumped

>>26454545
Just do it u phaget geez

>>26454551
Knowing me I'll do it wrong and his mom will notice when we're delivering her flowers and she'll tell him that I'm a whore and then he'll break up with me.

>tfw had to look at a calender to remember what day it was and what dat memeintines dat will be.

>>26454562

Rood as fuck.

Calling the cops on yo ass, son.

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>>26454570
You sound like you worry too much anon. If the thought of it makes you nervous then it's probably not a good idea. I assume you know a few things that turn him on, are any of them something you could do/work off of all day? Something to really get him begging for it

>>26454589
Come at me senpai, I'm behind proxies

>>26454614
I think he gets off on me being submissive. Like sometimes he calls me names or stops suddenly and waits until I ask for it but I could never just ask him for it. I'd just get locked into a syllable and sound like a total aspie. Other than that, I really don't know though. I show him porn all the time but he just laughs or makes a joke when I do.

My counselor tells me that I over think things and that I need to stop if I ever wanna be rid of this stutter though because he tells me that my stutter is born of my own nervous energies.

>>26452690
Spanking my fwb and treating her like a pet and naked maid.

also some weed and video games and cuddling to movies.

>>26454659
Shit nigga it sounds to me like he is going to fuck you when he wants to regardless. That's what being a sub is all about, being used and serving the other person. Does that turn you on? Because if not, you might consider dumping that asshole, or at least having a talk about your needs

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>>26452883
Great taste anon. I love Ryuichi's music.

Probably will be listening to some Jean Michel Jarre, play some Mounti Blade NW and maybe even go on here to chat with fellow lonely robots while ignoring all the normie trolls.

>>26454685
>dumping that ass hole
Who's an asshole? I really like him anon he's really nice to me and he doesn't even make fun of me for my stutter or hobbie or anything. He's really good at disarming me when I'm upset too. He's just a really cool dude. It's just I wish he would into me more physically, especially because I've got secret insecurities that he doesn't find me attractive (even though logical me knows that's impossible because a person like him is too sincere to lead me on like that).

>>26454742
>He's really good at disarming me when I'm upset too. He's just a really cool dude.
These sentences just make it sound a little odd, like you are convincing yourself you are happy. Trust me, I get being insecure

The root of my post is this: Do you like being a sub? Because if not, even though your insecurity makes up all these excuses, you will never really be happy with the situation

If you want him to fuck you, make it readily apparent that you want it. Either straight up go for his dick, or get on top of him. Don't smile, smirk. Try to be as sexy as possible. Though if it is the way you describe it, and he is more of a dom, then you won't really get to choose when sex will be initiated, you will just have to quietly wait

>>26454828
>you will have to wait patiently for the d
I think if he doesn't do me this sunday then I will wait until after he comes back from the gym on monday and rape him. Monday is his push day, so I think I could take him if I do my breathing exercises before I go for it.

>>26454859
Take out his dick and suck it. He will not stop you. Honestly, this shit isn't hard

>>26454311
I didn't understand as you didn't mention it prior.

As other Anons already said, it sounds like you're worrying and overthinking too much.

As for the submissive part, there are different ways you could be submissive, some might work better than others.
Him waiting for you to ask him for it might mean he likes a controlling or desirable aspect of it. If you are just some dead corpse in bed, someone into the controlling part more may be a-okay with it, but if he wants to feel that sense of desirability being some starfish could very well have the opposite effect.
Find out what aspects work best for him and adapt accordingly if it's also within your liking.

My ex was a dead fish. I used to try and hope for anything sexual at first, but over time I no longer bothered. The reluctance and zero effort/moving on her end led me to believe she hated it. The last 2 years of the relationship I only once every few months decided to try and go for anything more than foreplay if even that.
Maybe she just hoped I would force myself onto her more, who knows; she certainly didn't communicate it well to me if so.

>>26454859
>I will wait until after he comes back from the gym on monday and rape him.
Hnnnng.
If my ex would've done that, my conclusion that she just didn't want sex with me would've been thrown into the water right away. Things could've turned out completely differently if it weren't for those issues.

However hard it is to communicate with the stutter, communication is key. Even if it's a topic that might be awkward to talk about, it's something you want the both of you to be on the same wavelength about.
If talking is indeed too much for now, consider communicating it through text.

getting a blow and go from several escorts. all bareback blowjobs.

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>>26453272
>>26454311
>>26454388
>>26454466
>>26454520
>>26454570
>>26454659
>>26454742
>>26454859

GET

THE

FUCK

OUT

ROASTY

WHORE

>>26453309
>Not realising that refusing a women sex is the most alpha thing a man can do

If you can keep a girl, without having sex with her, and without her cheating, you have all the power, all women know they are useless at everything apart from having a vagina, if you make her think you don't want her vagina, then she becomes so emotionally attached to the boyfriendo as she thinks no one will ever want the vagina. She thinks shes ugly, smells, has something wrong with her, or thinks he's banging other women, she will become ultra submissive and do everything, cooking, cleaning, wearing sexy lingerie, just to try and get the man to fuck them.

It's why you see so many divorces nowadays, guys are raised to try and bone anything that lets them, it takes enlightenment to realize, stop the boning, and women will genuinely be your slave.

>work graveyard shift tonight from 10 to 8
>gf will be joining me (I'm a caregiver/security at an assisted living home and I just watch tv and play vidya in a fully furnished office apartment usually by myself and mostly uninterrupted)
>play vidya, watch movies, fall asleep with, and probably have sex with my gf and get paid for it
>were going back to the other side of the state afterwards (where we live)
>spend the day together in the city
>have more sex with her (with the sensation sex gel I got her as a valentines gift)
>fall asleep with her
>go to a John Kasich rally the next morning

I'm probably breaking up with her later this week

All roasties in this thread please. FUCK OFF.

>>26456994
>if you make her think you don't want her vagina, then she becomes so emotionally attached to the boyfriendo as she thinks no one will ever want the vagina. She thinks shes ugly, smells, has something wrong with her, or thinks he's banging other women, she will become ultra submissive and do everything, cooking, cleaning, wearing sexy lingerie, just to try and get the man to fuck them.

...unless she decides to seek validation from guys who WILL fuck her and she cucks you.

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Probably playing video games by myself or drawing a lovey-dovey picture.

My campus has an ice cream thing that's kind of intended for singles, but there's no restrictions on couples, and this school is notorious for being fucking filled with couples, so I probably won't go to that. The couples will ruin it.

>>26457194
Well thats why I said without her cheating, but it's very easy to spot when a girl is cheating as they are beyond stupid, then you can leave.

Boning my gf

>>26452690
Playing x com 2 famalamadingdong

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>>26452690
>tfw you will never have sex with Kate
>tfw you will never push the button
>tfw you will never be part of the Dharma initiative