>thought I was 5'9
>went to the doctor today and was measured 5'8
>just measured myself without shoes and was 5'7
It hurts to live
"Oh fuck off. You can't be sad because I have it worse. ME. ME. ME! Look at me! I'm the one suffering!!"
By the logic you've displayed, you can't bitch about being a manlet because people in North Korea are getting treated like shit.
>tfw I haven't accurately measured myself since I was a teenager.
>I always say I'm 5'7 when asked my height
>tfw I'm afraid of being measured and find height might be 5'6.
Feels terrible man. I don't think I could handle it.
>tfw not too short and not too tall
The bigger issue here is penis size, what if you OVERCOME the John Cena level odds of being short and get the girl, then you have the ROMAN REIGNS tier penis size odds.
Who 5'5 inches here exactly?
Does Jelking work?
>Does Jelking work?
Yeah, but it's gonna fuck your dick up
I'm 5'4 on the dot and my dick is 7"x6" long. I hate life. Most people I come into contact with think I'm around 5'6 for some reason, so I usually tell people that's what my height is.
kek, most short guys do that. I don't because I know it will come back to bite me in the ass.
Plus there's some trend on social media where women reduct 2" from a man's height, so that could be another reason why people lie so much.