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>tfw most men will literally fuck anything
I'm starting to think men are just born mentally ill
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Yuuup. Men will have sex win any person as long as the hole is their particular preference. Then they complain asking where all the good women went.
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>>26451771
men really have no self respect at all. It's funny.
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if all (or most) men are this way and mental illness is defined as deviation from the norm, then men are not mentally ill.
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It fucking sucks, I fap and a couple hours later I'm rock hard again without even looking at porn. I can't blame "most men", considering.
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Anybody who's ever had sex with an overweight woman is partially to blame for why a lot of people can't get gfs.
Even landwhales believe they should have Chad.
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I even fucking paid to fuck a fat nigress like that once.
It was probably the most shameful thing of my life so far
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>>26451820
Kek@her texting while he's eating her out
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>>26451433
>get berated and humiliated by 5+/10s
>settle for sub 5/10s
>get berated and humiliated by 5+/10s even more for it
I've come to the conclusion that cunts just plain don't want non-chads to ever become sexual beings. Would you be happy if I killed myself out of sexual frustration? or better yet that chad killed me in front of you to satisfy your bloodlust?
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>>26451876
What is this from?
Not asking to fap, one to go have a laugh.
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>>26451985
http://justporno.tv/1/2958666/bbw_ebony_with_asian_guy_bareback
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>>26451908
You're sort of like the deformed weirdo. Every girl thinks, 'oh he probably has friends, someone will like him, just not me.'
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>>26451908
Have some self respect about it at least
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I banged a 300+ pound chick before. Wasn't pleasant and I regret it actually, but it was definitely an experience.
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>>26452048
this dude is fuckin epic
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>>26452147
Please tell us all about it, I can't even imagine the harsh realities of putting your penis in a 300 lb woman's vagina.
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>>26452148
Japs known for being whalers
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>>26452148
what is this position called?
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>>26451793
>no self respect
>literally just a codeword for durrr stop having sex with fat women I don't like it
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>>26452417
Congratulations, you figured out what that means.
He's right though, it's really degrading having sex with something that doesn't resemble a human.
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Men literally run the world, bitch. Never forget that. If all men stopped going to work the world would literally collapse.
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
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>tfw got neutered by a football at a young age
>never really went through male puberty
>never had a strong desire to actually have sex IRL
>have to consciously will myself to get a boner if I want to fap
I'll never understand it, just how strong does your sex drive have to be to PAY to eat an obese black womans Veejay
I feel sorry for you guys, it must be fucking agonizing
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>>26452463
all white men*
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>>26452484
I have an extremely high sex drive and often masturbate around 10 times a day, but I still wouldn't fuck a landwhale, obesity just makes me feel physically sick, I don't really know how and why people just go that low
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>>26452531
I bet if a fat woman came in to you, youd hop right on her.
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This dude is literally half her size. Height, width, everything. It just doesnt look right
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>>26452558
Kek, I'm not him but you seriously underestimate our self respect.
Whales don't even resemble humans. Having sex with a fat woman is like bestiality to any sane man.
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>>26452163
We met online and it was pretty much just for sex but I also gave her massages which was unpleasant. Sex itself was difficult and gross, she pretty much had to lay on her back, even though she could try riding she got tired quick and it was terrible for me. She seemed to be into it while I tried to just power through. Nope'd the fuck out of the situation when she got pregnant.
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>>26452568
I bet if some fat woman with an ok face started playing with your dick you'd let her suck it
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>>26452435
>doesn't resemble a human.
I never got this reasoning desu, they still look human, just fat. Its just a bigger human.
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>>26452596
I would never. I don't want some fat whore slobbering all over my cock.
>>26452599
I beg to differ.
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>>26451433
Men will fuck ANYTHING, thats why it cracks me up when people here and on this whole damn site are all "Psh whatever brah, I have standards." No one wants to fuck and ugly/fat women but unfortunately thats all men can getand they'll happily do whatever it takes to get in there, its shameful but it cannot be helped, men today are a desperate sort and will jump through hoops of fire to simply get a text back.
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>>26452559
She managed not to crush him to death
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>>26452629
The real problem is casual sex and hookup culture. Chads or normal guys will get drunk and take home anything at the end of the night as long as their buddies don't see. They know they're not marriage or even relationship material, but they'll fuck em, and it inflates their standards.
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>>26451433
>>26451771
>>26451793
You fuckers make me sick. It's funny, I'm a TRAP and we have a reputation for being whores and yet I don't go around fucking anything or being fucked by anything. Have some fucking self respect, you're all shameful. I was even a full guy at one point and I dated girls and still turned them down when they asked for sex. I honestly can barely come to this board anymore, you're all just a bunch of failed/ugly normies and you all pretend to be better than them
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>>26452623
>posts a picture of a human
I still dont get it. still two arms two legs a torso and a head with a face. thats a human.
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>>26452558
Anon, some robots are robots because of their standards, I got asked out by landwhales, but I rejected them instantly, I'm an autistic piece of shit, but I still keep care of how I look etc. Someone who is obese seems to don't have any respect for their body, like I said, it gives me a terrible feeling. Most of my family is also fat, which makes it even worse
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>>26452652
>tranny
>self respect
Funny joke
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>>26452681
>trap = tranny
Learn to fucking read idiot
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>>26452691
You're a mentally ill pervert is what you are
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>>26452657
She literally has extra faces.
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>>26451433
Sauce on vid please. I need to fap.
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>>26452435
Nothing is degrading unless you feel degraded by doing it.
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>>26452652
calm down cutie, just ignore the bullies
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>>26452720
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1166686195
And here
>>26452048
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Waifus are the only path to man's salvation. The lowest of women will not lose their value until man gives up 3D entirely.
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>>26452650
That makes me wonder what the hell men did 20+ years ago, buy hookers? Or were their just no obese women?
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Only girl I ever fucked was a fat white fembot off of here
I regret it so much
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>>26451873
How was it though?
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I don't even fuck average girls much less fat ones, I'm a borderline chad, but because of my spergy interests and lack of sex drive I am pretty picky about partners.
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>Not having sex with women twice your size
Do you even live?
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>>26452667
Are we talking about true obese
or internet "obese" where you're counting 10-25 pound overweight women in the same category as these 300 pound landwhales?
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>>26452373
Reversed doggy dog
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>>26453290
truly the most patrish of all fetishes
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>>26451433
it has a hole
warm
smells musty
so long as it has those 3 things why would you not fuck it?
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>>26452148
He's goin to town on that hole.
Not even god could stop such a man on a mission.
Lucky dude.
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>>26452652
>pretending to be a trap
>say it out loud
What don't you understand about the word "trap"??
Fucking retarded piece of shit, I bet you're ugly and will kill yourself soon enough.
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It's worse when you can't fuck ANYTHING
HELP, THE MOVIES DIDN'T TELL ME THIS PART ABOUT DEPRESSION
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>>26453859
You can't fuck anything because you won't stick your cock in anything warm and moist.
Fucking normies are devaluing us even further by being willing to sleep with goddamned ugly women.
If all the 7/10s never went below a 6, then the fives would be forced to lower their standards, but a 5/10 guy is lucky if he can get a 2 anymore.
I just want my fucking 5/10 weird faced gf.
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>>26453829
Hes the planet cracker, the unstoppable force
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>>26451433
>Most men would reject that so hard
>A few people have fat fetish
>This is the only way landwhales get laid
Get your fucking facts straight.
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>>26454107
>most men
oh boy
>a few people
way more than women having fat fetishes for sure lol
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>men only want stacies
WAAGH WAAGH THEY'LL NEVER WANT ME SHALLOW PIGS
>men will fuck anything
WAAGH WAAGH THEY HAVE NO FUCKING STANDARDS
Have you considered suicide? It could be the last good thing you do on this earth.
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>>26453915
You're the normie, I have so much baggage with sex and women I've accepted I'll never hold hands with a girl ever again. If you can relax enough to orgasm while awake you don't know shit
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>tfw thirsty as fuck right now and estrogen levels probably rising but can't post about it or will be called a whore or get uncomfortable advances from a lot of guys
treat me like if i was your brother, please
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>>26454157
why do you have so much baggage and cannot orgasm while awake? unnatural fetishes or what?
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>>26454188
"btw grill here~"
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i HAVE A 5/10 CHUBBY GF
Iknow shes not a model but Im ok with it, shes my best friend and cooks for me all the time.
We always cuddle and sleeping together is amazing, comfiest thing ever
Feels good
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>>26454208
why is it btw girl here but for others its never btw boy?
this is what i mean by treat me like im your brother, we're both humans faggot
i dont want any particular attention i just want to vent
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>>26454215
Bretty jelly desu
Does she ever breastfeed you?
>>26454188
I'd fuck my brother if he was horny and had a vagina and boobs
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>>26454233
Roasties are some next level stupid
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>>26454233
Is "I'm horny af right now" gender specific you attention whore?
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>>26454247
>>26454254
it has everything to do with my feminine sex hormones rising, faggot
if a man said his balls were sore and his test was rising you wouldn't call him a idiot just for mentioning his gender
why is it different when girls do the same?
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>>26452652
>ugly
kek, nigga I'd have you drooling for my cock.
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with love, from /fit/
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>muh balls are sore and my test is rising
Oh yeah I feel you breh
>muh pussy sore and my estrogen is rising
REEE ROASTIE WHYD YOU MENTION YOUR GENDER REEEE
someone please explain this
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>>26454277
Because girls aren't the assumed gender here. You're posting in a place filled with
>horny lonely men
and
>virulent misogynists
Then you say you don't want to reveal your gender, but you do it anyway in the same post.
Then you complain that it gets pointed out that you are a girl, on a board full of LONELY HORNY MEN AND VIRULENT MISOGYNISTS.
Are you really this stupid?
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I just want to cum inside the girl i love then cuddle her afterwards.
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>>26454291
>>26454277
Come on now
See:
>>26454298
Also, because 99% of women can get a man to come pleasure them sexually no strings attached with the snap of their fingers. Stop acting so retarded, it's beyond embarrassing.
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>>26454291
This is not a gender neutral environment, obviously.
>>26454286
I've actually been looking for this one, thanks a bunch.
The pic of her drinking the soda is priceless.
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>>26454204
Why do you care, you're just a robot
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>>26451433
>Raising ugly women's value by lowering your standards
REEEEEEEE
This is exactly why hambeasts now can reject average looking guys.
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>>26454298
I said I'd like to because my feelings would be relevant to my gender, but everyone always gets bootyblasted about it.
I'm not going to do it in other threads m8
>>26454314
What if you don't want a random man inside of you? What if you know your sexual market value is correlated to how many men you slept with?
>>26454325
I wish it was. It's just female or male. I'm not trying to get attention, I just want to complain without people acting retarded about a person revealing they're a female.
I miss early r9k.
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>>26454349
She's a model though bitchboy, she's always surrounded by chads.
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>>26454360
>What if you know your sexual market value is correlated to how many men you slept with?
/k/'s got you covered.
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>>26454360
>What if you don't want a random man inside of you? What if you know your sexual market value is correlated to how many men you slept with?
Then I would just stay quiet and masturbate on my own.
This is a nonproblem for women, yet you come to a male dominated board and complain about it.
You can complain about how horny you are as a girl somewhere else, just not on a board dominated by LONELY MALE HORNY VIRGINS AND VIRULENT MISOGYNISTS.
How dumb can you be?
>black guy goes to KKK rally
>expects people to not be upset
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>>26454360
I have psychic powers and I sense you are ugly
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>>26454393
I browse here most of my day
nothing else to do.
>nonproblem
kek. it doesn't mean i'm not sexually frustrated.
>>26454397
who cares
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>>26454421
You care,
And you're a bad liar
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>>26454457
>you care
no because my looks aren't relevant to the thread nigga
>bad liar
what am i lying about?
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>>26454421
>kek. it doesn't mean i'm not sexually frustrated.
But why complain about not being able to post about it here? It's obvious why it upsets people here. Are you really this dense?
Just because you browse this place a lot doesn't change anything.
A black person who spends all his time browsing Stormfront is still black.
Why is it so hard for you to understand, you big ugly ogre?
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>>26454468
Boring, goodbye
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>>26454474
>Are you really this dense?
This is the third time you responded with a synonym to stupid. Are you going to stop repeating the same question once your thesaurus runs out?
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>>26454421
>>kek. it doesn't mean i'm not sexually frustrated
Have sex with me
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>>26454484
are you schizoid or autistic?
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>>26454485
>asks why she isn't welcome despite it being obvious
>is told
>resorts to insulting someone for knowing words
lol
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>>26454500
Are you a man or a meme?
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>>26454512
You said this, AND I QUOTE
>Are you really this dense?
>How dumb can you be?
>Are you really this stupid?
stop repeating the same thing autist :~DDD
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>>26454534
Kek, roastie BTFO
i know it hurts you roastie, that you'll never be this desirable
i bet you're a biggun
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>>26454361
A good looking downie is still not a good looking woman.
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>>26454542
You never addressed it, so I kept asking.
I'll say again, you aren't very bright are you?
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>>26452361
He's Japanese? Well then, the meme of "there is no porn of Asian men and fat black woman" just got BTFO!
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>>26454547
How does it feel knowing that you'll never be a quarter of an inch as good looking as this man?
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>>26454561
>he said it for the fourth time
My sides
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>>26454591
I couldn't care less because my appearance isn't the only thing I have in my life. Roasties are naturally predisposed to caring a whole lot more, probably because they have nothing else going for them. Especially you, you definitely don't have brains so without your looks you must be a real dumpster fire of a "human".
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Robots will NEVER EVER be as good looking as this man.
Also daily reminder that men are uglier than women, so naturally even 5/10 women can find a man who will worship their feet and treat them like a goddess simply for being female and decent to look at.
Meanwhile 5/10 men cannot find ANY woman, much less ones that are more attractive than them. Lmao'ing at your life.
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>>26454582
I've never heard that meme
>>26454553
The point is she interacts with chads all day, she's not a normal ugly chick.
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>>26454603
I know you're trying to pull off the whole "nonchalant cool girl" thing, but when you try to pull that trick off after getting BTFO it doesn't really work.
You should imitate Maria.
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>>26451433
This shit looks like my gril.
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>>26451771
yaoi is the worst invention of human kind. Right after the atomic bomb.
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>>26454616
See this:
>>26454618
That would of mattered if it wasn't the case.
Yet it is. And women prefer pretty faces on men.
How does it feel not even being REMOTELY attractive and never noticed by another woman?
>>26454634
>he thinks I'm trying to pull off a personality trait
Lol
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>>26454618
Damn, roastie seems pretty toasty, this is delicious
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>>26454653
Do you honestly think I care? I don't want a gf, because they tend to be like you, short tempered and unintelligent. Saying I'll never be noticed by another woman is a blessing.
>he thinks I'm trying to pull of a personality trait
>actually identifying herself as "nonchalant cool girl"
holy kek
No wonder you're so self absorbed, your self awareness is close to nil.
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>>26454654
It's a good thing women are held by a much lower standard, your "10/10" women don't even come close to my 10/10 men.
Meanwhile most men don't even look remotely like the handsome men in this thread but many women end up looking like the "gorgeous" women you post.
How does it make you feel, robot boy?
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>>26451908
Kill the chads
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>>26454675
You're reaching
and I wasn't replying to you, unless you're that faggot spamming pictures of the 6/10 girls and pretending they're 10/10
Thank god I'm a woman. We can look like shite in comparison to men who are actually gorgeous but still be able to get them.
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>>26454686
>literally so butthurt she's pointing out exactly the reason she shouldn't be posting here in the first place
There is no passion, roastie, there is serenity.
Also, see:>>26454675
I couldn't care less what a roastie thinks of me.
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>>26454702
>hurr I wasn't replying to you
You were actually
>unless you're that faggot spamming pictures of 6/10 girls and pretending they're 10/10
Brilliant deduction
Again, you're trying so hard to not seem asspained but you're so triggered you're still sitting here acting like I or any robot should care what women think.
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>>26454704
>>26454716
Keep crying more robot boy, I'm loving your tears and your low standards.
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>>26454716
>>26454704
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THIS...
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>>26454732
COULD GET WITH THIS?
All because of men's low standards?
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>>26454723
>keep crying
You're the one who is desperately trying to justify her retardation by posting the exact reason she shouldn't be here in the first place.
You can pretend you're an epic troll all you want but I'm not angry, I'm just confused.
I would think you're just a male troll, but the stunning lack of intelligence has convinced me you are an Arby's meal downstairs.
Fascinating to see the female psyche at work.
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>>26454739
>>26454732
>rapidly posting pictures trying to "rub it in" or prove it wrong
???
lol
You're IQ has gotta be sub 70.
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>this autistic saltfest
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>>26454743
>confused
because youre a retard?
I would be confused too if I complained about women and hated how they had an easier time getting partners but then in turn saving images of a 6/10 woman and pretending she's higher than a 6/10.
m8 at least be consistent. fuck roasties and don't care enough to pretend like the famous ones are better.
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>>26454753
I am without salt, though, Hyde poster.
I'm just very amused at this roastie's mind attempting to spin up new and biting posts.
It thinks it's human.
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>>26454752
I can go on for hours. Cant say the same for you guys though.
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>>26454770
I don't hate how they have an easy time getting partners, I couldn't care less. Are you illiterate? Did you read my posts?
>I couldn't care less what a roastie thinks of me.
>Do you honestly think I care? I don't want a gf, because they tend to be like you, short tempered and unintelligent. Saying I'll never be noticed by another woman is a blessing.
>in turn saving images of a 6/10 woman and pretending she's higher than a 6/10.
>pretend like the famous ones are better.
I save them because they make my pee pee feel good and I masturbate to them, does that trigger you this bad? I never said they're top of the line, I said they're better than you, and we both know that's true.
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>>26454790
Are you the girl who's dated and catfished 50 robots to prove they're shallow?
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>>26454810
>>26454743
Based robot blowing a roastie out.
I respect your work, keep it up anon.
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>>26454810
>I save them because they make my pee pee feel good and I masturbate to them
Nice to know that, degenerate.
>>26454811
I would never interact nevermind date with a robot.
>ywn be protected by strong general Bonaparte during the French Revolution
why must i have these feels
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>>26454826
You must think every robot with at least a half of a brain replying to "roasties" comments sarcastically is blowing the fuck outta them.
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>>26454839
>Nice to know that, degenerate.
>saving still images of pretty girls to masturbate to is degenerate
You literally started this by writing:
>tfw thirsty as fuck right now and estrogen levels probably rising but can't post about it or will be called a whore or get uncomfortable advances from a lot of guys
????????
Hypocrite much?
>I would never interact nevermind date with a robot.
>I would never interact with a robot
>literally responding to two in one post
????????
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>>26454839
You'd be Josephine cucking him while he was out on campaign.
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>>26454864
Nah, he's destroying you. You called him a degenerate for masturbating even though you started this by talking about being super horny and wanting to masturbate. You are comically stupid.
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>>26454632
>The point is she interacts with chads all day, she's not a normal ugly chick.
Men don't value social status in that way.
Do you happen to be a fembot?
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>>26454867
having urges isn't degenerate
acting out on them is
prove me wrong
>>26454871
I read about that, he was infatuated with her.
I'd never cuck a man though
pic related is what makes me jealous, btw. take note anon
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>>26454882
>destroying you
pro tip: someone arguing back with someone you don't like doesn't mean they're getting "btfo'd"
>wanting to masturbate.
quote me where i said this
i've been btfo'd before but this ain't it
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>>26454895
>having urges isn't degenerate
acting out on them is
prove me wrong
I can't, because that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Masturbating is degenerate?
The only thing I'm able to prove is that you're retarded. I'll leave you be now, since you're clearly mentally challenged and rapidly shifting goalposts.
Stay toastie, roastie
>>26454882
Glad someone else noted her stupidity.
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>>26454890
>Men don't value social status in that way.
I'm saying she thinks her chances are better because she's around beautiful guys all day, they elevate her status.
And it worked, she's dating out of her league.
>>26454895
>first napoleon now castro
gommie scum
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>>26454915
>i can't
exactly
>glad someone else noted her stupidity
>needs other peoples opinions to feel validated in your thoughts
you're literally more of a woman than i am
what a f a g g o t
>>26454919
there's literally nothing wrong with castro, politics aside
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>>26454914
>tfw thirsty as fuck right now and estrogen levels probably rising but can't post about it or will be called a whore or get uncomfortable advances from a lot of guys
If you really think posting this on a board full of horny losers is not degenerate but masturbating is, you're retarded.
Also
>thirsty
Clear implication that you want a dirty fucking. Very degenerate.
Keep justifying it to yourself, but you got BTFO multiple times.
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>>26454936
Are you his shill or apart of his defense team?
hop off another man's dick faggot and come at me yourself.
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>>26454956
>agreeing with someone makes me a faggot
Not even going to give you the satisfaction of another response. You're hilariously dumb.
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>>26454932
I wouldn't know I have 0 interest in the life and personality of castro.
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>>26454974
You two are almost similar it's like you're samefagging, were you two made in the same factory?
or maybe r9k is really a hivemind afterall :O
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>>26454919
The problem isn't what she thinks, it's what he does.
He probably tells himself exactly that while she's drooling and making downie noises in bed.
>"It's alright, she's worth more because she's a celebrity r-right?"
No, he's still a thristy motherfucker who's fucking a downie.
No one is ever going to fuck a male downie celebrity unless it's out of extreme pity.
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I'd defo accept head off a fatty. Dunno if I could pork her, but I'd give it a good go. Eating her pie is definitely off limits.
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>>26451433
I'm asexual, does this mean I'm totally sane?
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>>26455070
>unless it's out of extreme pity.
I'm pretty sure they'll do it, did you miss the thread with the famous midgets sex tape?
>No, he's still a thristy motherfucker who's fucking a downie.
The thirst is real, what're you going to do take testosterone suppressants?
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>>26455139
>The thirst is real, what're you going to do take testosterone suppressants?
Oh right, I forgot that jacking off isn't nearly as pleasurable for people with mutilated dicks.
>did you miss the thread with the famous midgets sex tape?
That sounds like fun, care to enlighten me?
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>>26454810
>>26454864
You both need to kill yourselves. The roastie whore for thinking she's something, and the robot for not letting this go.
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>>26455203
>That sounds like fun, care to enlighten me?
http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
>I forgot that jacking off isn't nearly as pleasurable for people with mutilated dicks.
Jacking off is infinitely inferior to PIV sex.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2009.01677.x/full
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>>26455254
>http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
My fucking sides.
I don't know what's worse, women's need for attention or men's need to fuck.
>Jacking off is infinitely inferior to PIV sex.
Well yeah, can't argue with that.
But it's pretty strange how some people can manage without it when others go as far to stick their dick inside hambeasts and handicapped.
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>>26455316
>some people can manage without it when others go as far to stick their dick inside hambeasts and handicapped
The. Thirst. Is. Real.
>I don't know what's worse, women's need for attention or men's need to fuck.
Maybe he just inspires her maternal instincts.
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>>26454134
>men only want stacies
>WAAGH WAAGH THEY'LL NEVER WANT ME SHALLOW PIGS
Where did OP state this?
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>Be born with minimal chance of achieving something
>Also born with extreme thirst to get said thing
That's actually pretty fucking horrible.
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What about those of us that have chosen to not have sex?
29yo KV here, am I mentally ill too?
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>>26451433
EPIC bait
a couple months back i was laughing at "how can white men even compete" threads on /pol/ but this is a whole 'nother echelon
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>>26451433
This guy probably has a pretty good sized cock
Im only 7inches and had real trouble fuckign a heffa a few years ago in her truck
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>just posting old memes
>filter tells me comment is not original
kthnx
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>>26451771
Why the fuck do so many hentais use the phrase "at this rate" lmfao smdh.
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>>26451876
Jesus christ that guy is definitely mentally retarded. Eating out a fat girl has got be one of the worst experiences you can ever go through.
I cannot imagine the stomach melting smell and taste of that.
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>post yfw the world will never be happy because everyone wants different things and has different expectations so no-one will ever be satisfied or happy, and no-one can ever do any right because there will always be someone there to berate for doing "wrong"
Aside from me of course.
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>>26454618
>men are uglier than women
No, women are so ugly they need to add fake hair and makeup. Without make-up, women basically just like attractive boys with long hair during their youth, and ugly men when they pass 20.
Men are by far the more attractive sex.
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>>26457110
This.
The average women only have more value now due to makeup and having a vagina.
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>>26457172
>>26452060
>>26454547
>>26454704
>>26454716
>>26454743
All these women seems attractive, until you remember that's not what they actually look like, its just a fantasy. In reality, they all look more like this >>26454732.
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What's with all the edgy kids in this thread? What's the big deal with fat people? If they're fat, that's their problemotnot yours. Ignore them and move on.
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>OP assuming that porn is like IRL and that actors dont take chemical assistance pills/shoots multiple takes until they get it right
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>>26457110
>women basically just like attractive boys with long hair during
Don't finish more. You're a delusional homosexual, thats why.
>>26457172
>has more value now
No, they always had more value.
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>>26452484
>tfw got neutered by a football at a young age
What ? How ?
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>>26451433
Men are attracted to women of all colors, shapes, and sizes. Women only want Chad/Tyrone.
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>>26452652
First time I browse /r9k/ ever and I see this. Top fucking kek degenerate fuck.
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>men want a good looking gf
>STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
>men settle for a 5/10
>LOL NO SELF RESPECT
Why the fuck am I even posting in this shitty bait thread?
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>>26453246
>fembot
what did she look like
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>>26459783
Fat
White
Short
Looked like a troll
Thick blonde hair
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>>26458962
>No, they always had more value.
Yeah, especially back when they were considered property.
>>26457224
This is why I smile whenever I see women with excessive makeup on the street.
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Lads there's no shame in banging a few walruses to gain a bit of experience it's kinda like going around killing wolves in Skyrim. It's kinda funny too because they're usually just glad to be taking part and if you touch their snatch at all they go mental. 100% make sure you wrap up you don't want to be the guy who brings a pregnant fat bird back to his family.
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>>26461365
>There's no shame in fucking up the dating market even further
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>>26461548
You don't date them you just bang them and move onto the next one.
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>>26460336
Will she see you posting about her?
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>itt closet gays
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>>26452417
This. Why are normie women so upset by this?
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>>26461638
Except women won't see that. They'll just see that a man above their league wants them.
Chad does the same to average women.
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You honestly can not blame men for being brainwashed by losing-your-virginity culture. It breeds whole generations of thirstlords.
However, you can blame those who are made aware of this (such as /r9k/ manbabies), as they continue to remain brainwashed by this type of culture.
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Men have sexual desires that are fairly large. Women have reproduction desire which is fairly large. If all of us were gay it'd be easier because we'd be aligned.
That said it's a generalisation. Personally I'd be up for a fully platonic relationship until death. But I have been without people for a long period of time so that's a bit special.
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>>26461794
>You honestly can not blame men for being brainwashed by losing-your-virginity culture
I mean, if it were actual brainwashing and not just marketing and religion and shit I'd agree.
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>>26461748
Yeah but wanting a girl just to bust a quick nut and wanting one to take out for a good time and shit are to different things. It's literally a woman's one job to differentiate between these motives. Fat chicks just let dudes fuck them because no self respecting guy will take a fat bitch out and spend time and money on her before banging her, so they just take what's there.
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Men are truly gross. I wish I could kill them all.
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>>26461988
>It's literally a woman's one job to differentiate between these motives
Too bad they literally can't. Why do you think women get so damn upset about pumping and dumping?
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>>26462068
I know women can have a very low capacity for honest self examination but they have the ability to learn from mistakes I've seen that shit. I reckon these one night stands have fuck all of an affect on the dating game but I'm playing the collegeslut game so you would probably know more about this shit than me.
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>>26460519
>Yeah, especially back when they were considered property.
Youre saying this like its triggering me (pro tip: it doesnt)
when women were considered property men actually bust their asses and did shit instead of complain all the time like castrated bitches
i wouldnt mind be considered property desu if you were an alpha and knew how to treat me right, too bad most men don't know jack shit about it now
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>>26451433
>Men want to fuck
>Men want to fulfill their evolutionary duty
>Mentally ill
That roastie logic
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>>26462279
>they have the ability to learn from mistakes
Yeah, they do learn.
Unfortunately, the most common conclusion they make is that all men want to pump and dump when it's actually just the men above their league.
I agree that there shouldn't be any shame in fucking someone below your league for experience or a quick nut, but women just won't accept that.
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>>26453290
original sauce?
as original as this comment, please
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>>26454349
I can't fucking live in this world anymore.
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>>26463054
>tfw no legal amygdala surgery that will rid you of emotions
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>>26454839
That nigger was just a moorish, corsican manlet
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>>26463467
>moorish
please explain how Bonaparte was even remotely to arabs
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