>stoners think they can be robots
Weed is literally the most social drug, kill yourself scum
>mfw i can just walk to the store a few minutes away and legally buy weed
i guess theres one good thing about living in normifornia
Stoners are the most apathetic people on Earth.
Weed dampens the suffering, only a true robot immerses himself in the suck and struggles to deal with it.
And in case it needs to be spelled out for you:
N O R M I E S
A sober incel isn't a robot either, anon. And what I do to secure my supply is so autistic I unquestionably belong here.
OP is right
get the fuck off /r9k/ weed normies
fuck off degenerate filth
How do you manage to live a robot life with no drugs and not kill yourself senpai?
Weed and alcohol may be for normies but they're the easiest drugs to acquire. I'm not smart enough to get drugs from the net or social enough to get better drugs and alcohol is too destructive to abuse it so it's either weed or suicide for me.
nah I just save these pics to harass people with
you should fuck off tho for real
I took a shower 20 minutes ago. Why won't you just get the fuck out of /r9k/?
I don't know you disgusting slime, I don't do drugs.
>weed dampens the suffering
Too much use literally CAUSES FUCKING DEPRESSION
God I hate stoners as much as the next fuck, but I hate uninformed retards who hate on it because of fourth grade propoganda more.
>Too much use literally CAUSES FUCKING DEPRESSION
>too much alcohol causes depression
>too much tv
>too much video games
>too many books
>too many movies
kid, what doesnt cause depression these days? Depression has lost all meaning and value as everything is depressing these days. its like the new adhd.
mfw potsmokers are neurtoxin consuming faggots who continually bitch about being inferior cause the man
top ten excellent reasons to smoke marijuana
1. you're a whiny fucking bitch who can't live without a shitty cause to promote
2. you want to smell like a piece of ass and get lung cancer
3. you already have bad impulse control, no demonstrable intelligence, and want to complete your life by becoming a piece of shit even more
4. you actually browse reddit
5. you want to be extremely poor and waste all your shitty ass welfare money that you've deluded yourself into thinking will actually help you not be a depressed apathetic cocksucker
6. You're a minority, or a white race traitor who went to liberal arts universities where you need to be permanently stoned even to enjoy your intellectualy inferior major
7. you are actually a faggot, and if you didn't get hooked on this drug you might have to start sucking cocks for a living
8. As a child moon man abused you so bad you have to smoke compulsively because it reminds you of when you sucked his cawk
9.thanks to r9k it's your mission in life to become a KV, dropout unemployed depressoid welfare minority who jerks off posting fedora tipping drug addict or life threads
10. moot made you do it
that's my list of top ten facts for while a shiteating monkey addict strung out of methanphetamines like op would post this thread and i really mean this is what's going though his head i know because as his pyschologist i monitor his schiophrenic symptoms obsessively and know that only the magical plant marijuana can regrow his autistic symptoms through panic attacs enough for me to get this guy thrown in a mental asylum where the prisoners will rape him because there are not enough white autistic children in the institution to fix the gender imbalance out
Smoke weed everyday~
Yeah, like I'm going to take advice from a bunch of do nothing retards. Weed takes away my anxiety and depression and makes me actually do things. That and I have friends to smoke with and watch anime while high as fuck.
nigga you are mad
>>actually causes anxiety
kek @ retarded straightedge fucks not knowing that drugs effect different people differently and think that the worst case scenarior garbage they taught you in fourth grade is a realistec expectation for EVERYONE that does it
lmao @ no objective facts ever the medical fact by phd cocksucker the stoned 420 deepxxxxxxx thinker
>okay guys so we have this drug that has been shown to induce schizophrenia, depressive syptoms, anxiety attacks, and makes you an impressionable faggot
>kind of like #26452428, who has no concept of epigentics and in his faggotry still refuses to believe facts over his shitty ass anecdotes
#stoned them to death
Actually a multitude of studies have been done on weed, just not in the united states do to it being a class A scheduled narcotic, it makes it hard to do studies.
The only time when weed negatively affects brain development is if you are a regular smoker before you hit 18.
THC and its derivatives effect the gaba receivers of the brain, however unlike opiates, which give you a large rush of dopamine from an outside source, which your body adapts to by creating more receptors and then going into shock when you take the chems away, THC makes you more sensitive to your own Dopamine, meaning your body does not create more receptors. Its also a partial agonist, instead of a full, meaning it doesn't bond fully to the receptor like hard drugs do.
Its proven to lower blood pressure (Couchlock) as well as reduce stress and anxiety, and is an excellent treatment for depression.
The whole, "Weed makes you paranoid" thing comes from the fact that yes, weed is illegal, meaning you have to be a little bit paranoid when you smoke it, and being inebriated does not help when you are already all pent up and worried.
>itds harmless mayne my moma blazed in preggers lookit me
>Brain Changes Are Associated with Casual Marijuana Use in Young Adults
>Cannabis Smoking 'Permanently Lowers IQ'
>Cannabis Use, Abuse, and Dependence
>Cannabis Use and Risk of Lung Cancer
>Cannabis Use Steals 8 IQ Points from the Teenage Mind
>Decreased dopamine brain reactivity in marijuana abusers is associated with negative emotionality and addiction severity
>Effects of Marijuana Smoking on Pulmonary Function and Respiratory Complications
>The Health Effects of Marijuana
>Long and Short Term Effects of Marijuana Use
>Longtime Marijuana Use Linked With Decreased Motivation, Study Finds
>Marijuana May Cause Heart Problems in Young Adults
>It's a stoners try to justify their degeneracy episode
>Linking to news sites instead of the actual studies.
But no, the media would never lie or take a study out of context!
Link me the actual papers done on the studies so I can look at the P< model.
>Marijuana Said to Trigger Heart Attacks
>Marijuana Smoking Tied to Testicular Cancer
>Marijuana Use and Risk of Lung Cancer
>Persistent Cannabis Users Show Neuropsychological Decline from Childhood to Midlife
>Review of the Validity and Significance of Cannabis Withdrawal Syndrome
>Regular Marijuana Use Bad for Teens' Brains
>Regular Pot Smokers Have Shrunken Brains, Study Says
>Respiratory Effects of Marijuana and Tobacco Use in a U.S. Sample
>Smoking Cannabis Can Lead to Manic Behaviour
>Teen Marijuana Use Linked with Schizophrenia
>Teens Who Smoke Weed Daily are 60% Less Likely to Complete High School Than Those Who Never Use
>The Terrible Truth About Cannabis
>i cantz follow the links: the post
>Linking more news "Studies"
Again, link the actual paper, from an accredited university with a P> model. I can also go out and get a bunch of news website models to back up whatever claim I want to make, but I'm not that stupid.
Get as mad as you want tards, its not like its going to stop me from buying and smoking. I just feel bad that you've never enjoyed a video game through red eyes, or REALLY eaten a tater tot.
While you rage I can go hit a bowl and work on some code for work.
Hahaha I know right DUDE! Weed makes me so free spirited man... like I really get shit and woooohhohohoho dude you code! Hahaha super cool and techy L O L!
>thinking anyone here cares about your STEM education
Part of being a part of robot is being so dumb that you simply cannot function on drugs. True robots shouldn't use any drugs ever.
the facts i'll accept about weed is it can be bad for some people's hearts at certain dosages and potency, that heavy, persistent use over a long period of time can weaken the corpus callosum's efficiency by about 2% (so it can weaken your short term memory, attention to fine details, ability to think objectively, etc), put you further towards the schizoaffective spectrum (which can be an issue to people that are already schizoaffective/predisposed to psychosis in some way) and cause some lung complications (from heavy use). it also can make it more difficult to remember certain words for things.
it's also really easy to abuse in people with addictive tendencies, due to a lack of hangover or comedown as well.
A degeneracy on the same tier of the Eldar senpai
>being this mad because he makes a good point
>mfw always thought Quentin was a retard
>mfw finally realizing now he was a true hero
Yup, everything you stated is %100 correct as far as current studies have shown. I just like watching people go "Zorg Drugs is bad you gonna get killed trying to fly off the roof, enjoy your cancers."
Its pretty clear most people in this thread really enjoyed going to DARE.
>DARE has been linked to a %20 increase in the student going on to try drugs.
I think your getting "Being stoned" confused with "Having no chill" I smoke, and I don't do it around non-smoking friends, or when driving, or in my parents house. I don't talk about weed constantly nor do I bring it up in random conversation. I don't have dreads, nor enjoy the scent of weed, nor think anything I do or think of while stoned is anything amazing.
It's like drinking, an altered state of mind is fun if you have something to do along with it.
Why can't we have shops like in the Netherlands?
Fucking CDU ruining everything for us.
ITT: Stop doing things I don't like!
Oh but that would destroy the pathetic wall self proclaimed robots like to build up because they can't handle people with a different opinion.
If I don't smoke it a baby might.
>a whole frigging list of studies showing weedz is unhealthy
>BIAS GUYS WEED MAGIC
no, it's not mate
always get the keks when an edgy weedit says DARE DID IT!!!! despite the fact that program is more likely to have created reactionary faggots like yourself than kept people straight at all
read the citations I've already posted you shiteating faggot
nice anecdote cocksucker
hedonists are shit mate
slap slap slap. Butthurrrt
dat IQ loss
Its funny to see how mad you get when you realize literally nobody gives a shit about your opinion. But if it makes you feel better you can say you won your internet argument on 4chan.
Smoke weed and write a hit TV show
You should seriously kill yourself already, stinky pothead
People who hate weed are just fags that have never tried it?
Why wouldn't you want to sit back, chill, and just smoke some bud with your friends while listening to music?
>bruh just chill lol
>listen to some dank vibes man
>oh what is that dude you don't smoke weed? that is because you never tried it bruuuuuuuuuuuh
Please remove yourself and your normalfaggotry from this board
I guess I could be popular if I smoked weed
But for everyone on /r9k/, its their own fault.
Buddah, should we smoke some dank buds?
Sure Jesus, lets blaze and laugh at all the losers on /r9k/ getting butthurt.
Carl used to go on /r9k/
Now he smokes weed and gets wicked hot slash.
Osaka and the gang get stoned before gym class every day, even Chio does it.
Are you saying a little girl is less of a pussy than you anon?
good goy, reddit!
>I-If I keep linking him studies on the internet, that will change his mind from the degeneracy that is the dopes!
Stop trying to tell people what they can and cannot do, or what is or isn't good for them.
mfw the fag actually has to samefag as himself
nice schizo dude
hey, let's get this right:
>DUDE IT'S SAFE I DO WHATEVER I WANTsss
>no, you're a faggot
>STOP TALKING TO ME MOMMMMM
yeah, but I drink coffee...
Again, I want an actual acredited research study, not the first ten links you could find in google. Unlike you I have access to a university paper paywall system and spent a good three weeks going through it before I decided to try pot.
Hey have you had ambien? Crush it up and snort it, hits you like a brick house.
>literally so butthurt he has to link my posts indirectly
every single link has got a study behind it, mate. All I see here is a sad cocksucking faggot (^:
alcohol by any rational measure should be banned. I'm glad you agree with me. Also, users mix both and don't dabble in just one. Also, marijuana has varying effects so a straight 1 on 1 comparison can be misleading. Christ you fags are doing bad today
Oh wow you don't even drink? That explains why you are such a sad, butthurt little man.
>You will never get drunk as shit and fuck your girlfriend all night.
>You will never go on a drunken adventure with your buddies and have a tale to laugh about for the rest of your life
>You will never play a drinking game while watching anime, and know you need to stop when you can't keep up with the subs.
>You will never sip a delicious drink while playing D&D with your closest friends.
Sure keep thinking that, this is literally making me laugh my ass off, its so much fun wasting your time and posting fun weed images.
Yeah I smoke pot, why does me doing that bother you so much anon? It's not like I'm saying you have to smoke pot.
>alcohol is a good drug
by any rational metric including the one your faghag poster >>26453480 has also admitted, that's dead wrong. I'm just going to assume you have no grasp of the facts
>drinking a literal poison
if you were to check the chart you'd see prohibition was a success in america, btw
>smoking a known neurotoxin that impair memory,induces psychosis and panic attacks, and harms your pulmonary system via a cancerous delivery system
like prison wink
I never said it was good for you, alcohol is far more damaging to the body than cannabis is. But, its fun and it's a good drink to help loosen the tongue a tad, makes it easier to talk to people and make new friends.
I'm not sure how prohibition succeeded when it was repealed rather quickly, and alcohol sales went up during prohibition rather than down. Making it illegal literally created the mafia.
Just like how making weed illegal is literally enabling large gangs. Legalize it, regulate it and tax it, uncle sam can have my money for all I care. But I'm not going to stop buying because its illegal, I find its to much of a positive influence on my life to give up, however I wish my money was going to a local farm, business and to the government than some drug cartel in Mexico.
I started smoking because it reduces my panic attacks, also THC is not a known neurotoxin by any definition of the word.
What are you going to do when the federal government legalizes it in five years? Stomp around your local government office whining?
But again, you never answered the question. Why does me, doing something that in no way, shape or form have any impact on you make you so upset?
>Drink aclohol mate!
>but actually don't drink it take this cancerous neurotoxin instead xDDDD
read the chart mate. The use rate AFTER legalization is clearly lower than before. This would be the time when all the drinkers are coming out of the closet. By any metric, that's a policy success even if the reason for this drop is most likely cutting down on distilleries and the dominating saloon culture before this period
take a look at singapore. use rate less than 5%. Portugal, which is supposed to be a success story for decriminalization actually saw an increase in long term use for a tiny drop in short term statistics
also worth noting that most of the "evidence" for a dropping in drug use because of easing off is likely a figment of globally decreasing use rates that happened long before any attempts at legalization were made
kek @ yanks
He knows when you are smoking,
He knows when you are baked.
yeah, means you're pathetic mate
thc is neurotoxic. See www.jneurosci.org/content/18/14/5322.full
this also explains how marijuana users have a lower IQ, have poorer short term memory, and are worthless people. It's hilarious how you fags so quickly resort to the "inevitability" of legalization when by any metric we actually have more evidence for why not to allow than ever before
La la la la, la la la la, stoners world~>>26453701
Alright, then tell me how much more of a model citizen you are than me?
Oh wait, you can't, because you go on /r9k/ unironically.
Where as the "Loser" stoner holds a well paying job (How else could I buy a baggie?) a close circle of friends, his own house and is college educated.
nice brain damage mate
see earlier papers. If you're asking if I think I'm better than you, of course I am.Just take a look at this thread and see that you're gutter trash
(actually wondering whether the smokie is having an anxiety attack)
>it's not about weed in a thread about how potsmoking is objectively shit tier, it's about YOU!!!!
>how dare you refuse my king bonz 420 hightimes brain damage privilege?
kek, read my earliest post you poor faggot
So what do you guys usually smoke with?
I use a vape, I find it a little easier on the lungs, hits me harder and usually stretches out my stash a bit longer. A pipe with some filters is my fallback, though I think it burns through grass to fast.
i'm not the weed guy you responded to, you just have a really autistic condescending tone to your posts as if you have something to be proud of, which i couldn't imagine anyone that gets this asshurt over some stoners on the internet would have
lol now the poor shy guy is pretending this whole episode never happened. You might as well have sucked my cock, mate.
>Casual use alters the nucleus accumbans, associated with reward and pleasure
>The brains of chronic users produce less dopamine
>Marijuana lowers IQ
>cannabis-impaired approximately doubles car crash risk and that around one in 10 regular cannabis users develop dependence. Regular cannabis use in adolescence approximately doubles the risks of early school-leaving and of cognitive impairment and psychoses in adulthood. Regular cannabis use in adolescence is also associated strongly with the use of other illicit drugs. These associations persist after controlling for plausible confounding variables in longitudinal studies.
>Marijuana induces schizophrenia-like brain changes, which may result in psychosis
>Marijuana can cause pulmonary disease
the trick with smokies is to realize they'll never read or consider anything you say unless you make it very personal. Most of these retards live in a very insular world
the guy was freaking out and samefagging like a motherfucker, I have an obligation to troll the hell out of him
This is about the only image I could use to describe you.
Kill yourself you autistic, straight-edged, pathetic loser of a person. I bet your mom was fucked by a stoner or something. Or maybe a stoner fucked a girl you were stalking? You must be real fun at parties, telling everyone about how they are drinking poison and going to die. Oh that's right, you've never been invited to a party. Instead of going out you need to sit on 4chan and whine bitch and moan about why you hate a certain harmless group of people.
You are a shit person with literally no life, you need to honestly take a look in the mirror, evaluate your priorities and then figure out why you hate yourself so much and what you need to do to fix that. I honestly feel sorry for you and hope you either kill yourself or get mental help.
>Thinks be a normal, well adjusted person is a bad thing.
Ah well, thanks for entertaining me while I was bored anon, I feel better about myself knowing people like you actually exist.
I've got like, nothing to say to that
see this post
that's pretty much the extent of what it does to someone
it doesn't change much of anything else, it's a hippocampus neurotoxin and that's it
you are acting like it's literally krokodil for your brain kek
Now you're just minimizing. The IQ evidence is very solid. There's just honestly no reasonable motive to consume this recreationally given all of the negative effects. It's the new smoking
just decided to look up the study evidence instead of getting it told to me secondhand one day. The sensationalism around this topic is beyond insufferable
>ad homo the post
tripfags pls go
>an example of personalities who are shilling this
Imagine. A world where the hedonists get burned up in smoke stacks~
me, myself, and samefag. I'm really intimidated
from this data, it seems that cannabis affects crystallized intelligence, but not fluid intelligence
so heavy cannabis users can still identify complex relations to the same extent they could before, they just cannot remember details for shit
What about the motive that having an altered sense of perspective is enjoyable, as well as cathartic for a lot of people? As well as its a powerful pain killer with none of the side effects of opioids?
Have been smoking weed since 13. My memory was shitty even then but I can confirm that it really does fuck with short term memory and also with the ability to recall words (atleast for me). Also it fucks with my ability to put events into chronological order. I can't remember if something happened 2 days ago or a week ago.
I'm not saying don't smoke weed, all I'm saying is be moderate with your consumption.