Write a song for me, /r9k/, and I'll perform it for you.

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i hate indians

sometimes my loincloth falls in the shitter
sometimes my poo just sits in the loo
sometimes my brother spews in the kitchen
sometimes i don't know what to do

i drink some water
i go to bed
i dream a dream
i wish i'm dead

i dream a dream
an ashes test
is mine to win
my very best

sometimes my sister eats the spaghetti
sometimes my washing blows off the pole
sometimes my ebay order arives late
sometimes my father ravages my hole

i drink some water
i go to bed
i dream a dream
i wish i'm dead

i dream a dream
i can't contest
just end it now
my last request

my last request
my last request
an ashes test
my last request

my last request
my last request
an ashes test
my last request

>>26449455

>you got me feeling for your culture
>open the borders wider
>let them flood us
>jeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeWWW

>reffos coming back for more
>germans give them cos they're cucks
>you know how to ruin a continent

>you got me feeling for your culture
>open the borders wider
>let them flood us
>jeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeWWW

>yeah, pretend to be a refugee
>get welfare and a lot of shit for free
>got swag like a terrorist
>a lot of shit to blow on my terror list
>what a race, what a mixture
>bear followers when i preach my islam
>what, last night was a massacre
>on the streets killing kaffirs, baby, inshallah

I'm the fucker in the fucking head
I did nothing and my balls are dead
I fucked a policeman and he told me that
He died for me to feed my cat
I sold my nutsack on the ebay site
Everyone fucking fucks at night
Wake up in the morning and everyone is dead
Because I have no fucking street cred
My nutsack auction fucking ends real soon
I told my mom I'd be home by noon
The nutsack garnered me two dollars thirty cent
I'd sell my dick but that fucker is bent

>>26450426

>so ripe, so fresh
>allah, no less
>you die, and i laugh
>gotta get me welfare check, then go out, behead
>they wanna hear AK shots on the streets with the ISIS crew
>and that's it, oh yeah
>ain't no one left
>rumble, behead, no rest, come on

>>26450468
I like this, doing this one.

>>26450496
thanks man I'm so drunk I don't know what I typed

I woke up
And the other side of the bed was cold
The pillow were you head used to lay
Was left all alone
My bed has asked where you are
It wonders why you're not by my side

I wonder too sometimes
If you will ever lay next to me again sometime
I just wonder where you are
Is it better than my bed?

My hands have asked have asked me about you too
They wonder why did the lady with the skin of silk went away
They want to touch you again
And they ask where you are

I wonder too sometimes
If I'll ever touch you again sometime
I wonder if I'll ever go through your body
I just wonder who's touching you?
Are they better than my hands?

my father sold our cow
i don't know why
i don't know how
my father sold our plough
it has to end now

third world shithole
by the way
third world shithole
here to stay

third world shithole
third world shithole

my brother sold our loo
now we've got
nowhere to poo
my brother sold our ewe
how will we come through

third world shithole
by the way
third world shithole
here to stay

third world shithole
third world shithole

third world shithole
by the way
third world shithole
here to stay

third world shithole
third world shithole
third world shithole
third world shithole

>>26450468
John Cooper Clarke vibe to this one my friend

im a balding nigger faggot
and im here to stay
my dicks really small
and im probably gay
thats why i sit here all day
POSTING ON ARRR NINE KAYYY

i piss in piss bottles and shit in a bag
when i lose arguments i call you a fag
i sage all your threads the way girls saged my advances
sour grape for life and fuck taking more chances

>>26450618
tell me about him I'm drunk and wnat to know

>>26450468
Love this one. Can't wait for OP's performance.

I fuck my house
I fuck my fucking house
got a hole in the wall and I fuck my house
my fucking house
you know I fuck my house
a fucking hole in the wall so I fuck my house
I take my dick
I take my tiny dick
I put in in the wall, my fucking dick
I put my dick
I put my fucking dick
right in the wall motherfuckers, my fucking dick
my house pregant
holy fucking shit
I fuck my house with my fucking dick
I fuck my house
motherfucking house
fuck my house in the wall with my fucking dick
a baby house
like a dollhouse size
came out my house asshole
a fucking big surprise
I fuck my house
my fucking big ass house
it have a baby house
I fucking fuck my house

OP fucking deliver already!!

>>26450671
punk poet, my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vmV0QtXOsI

Sorry, computer crashed. Here's this one. >>26450468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f87TUpdmwt

Alright cucks
Watch me fuck and listen
Normies back with your girlfriend's conception
Your girl grabs a hold of me tightly
Flows like her pussy daily and nightly

Someone else finish plz

>>26450773
damn man that's how I feel right now
thanks buddy

>>26450787
damn man you did it just like I imagined
I feel good now

>>26450635
This one next.

>>26450787
8/10 would actually listen to it if you perfect it

>>26450787
I'm so happy you thought of that one part as a chorus
you're pretty cool man

I get hard when I watch that warmfreshpaint
they say i'm chasing, can't give up my chase
I think I been had tranny porn since like 2008
maybe 2007, I died and went to heaven
blowing smoke to outer space with Sienna Grace
I just edge to Bailey Jay till the fuckin paste
Ren Rikka's perfect bitch I watch her fuckin masturbate
Valentines (day in) Day in, Day out
Makes me BUST A FUCKIN NUT when Sarina pouts

>>26450635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nu4ST0o7Ob

This one was tough to match rhythmically, but I like it.

>>26450943

kek 10/10

>>26450787
nice one dylan

op I like you

My name is Cooler O'Connor
I'm mixed foal and bitch
When I walk through the streets of my neighborhood
Th-they tell me "be careful with the fieras"
I have kids in the 8 continents
And I pulled out all of their teeth
With all of that I made a big bridge
To go to the side of the snakes
My name is Cooler O'Connor
I'm mixed foal and bitch

I found a dog
what the fuck is he doing
I'm all up in my room and he's fucking poo pooing
fucking dog
why the fuck you shitting there
you're dookin' out your ass while I'm all up in my chair
fucking dog
get the hell out of my place
motherfucker stuipid dog yeah I hate you in the face

>>26451070
This one was gay. http://vocaroo.com/i/s08JKNmK99Mw

Not OP but can I try one of these? I'm not that good desu but I can play the guitar decently

>>26451190
i'm loving this. most i've smiled in months.

>>26451190
I still had fun
you did two of mine now, I'm the ebay fucker

>>26451230
do it

>>26451230
go for it.

og comment

>>26451239
If you've got a serious one I'll do those too.

>>26451230
please record mine
pls
>>26450936

>>26451338
on it senpai

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Special treat for you fellas, an original song by OP titled "Semen Demon"

>>26451417
Forgot link. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RrYkanhQbO

>>26451440
needs to get hardcore like metal shit at the change into someone else

>>26451338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k2ZaAGepF2

that was a hard one

>>26451070
Had to do this one too because it made me kek

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MUJR87jjTG

>>26451649
sounds good man
I like it
thanks for doing it for me

>>26451506
thanks fampai your voice is adorable

>>26451649
>>26451506
You're pretty talented, anon.

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>be OP
>make this thread
>have fun making stupid songs that people like
>some loser comes in and does the same thing
>he's better than me in every way
>people like him more

going to shoot myself in the face, thanks chad

>>26452551
your thread got cucked