IT'S TIME AGAIN!
you know the drill friends!
>what are you drinking
>why are you dirnking it
I am drinking pic related because I am a Big Old Predictable Bore
please post whatever your'e listening to as well and
ask a drunk femanon anything!
I can't get anything out of beer and it tastes gross anon why tf do you like it?
so many claories too!! seems like a waste and i'm v utilitarian about my drinking so i avoid beer
what kin d of beer though
hard alcohol tastes like shit t b h i can't stand it
the beer i drink tastes great and i'm not american so the brand name won't tell you much but it's 5 percent so that's basically kid juice
with beer i can get a nice, full, warm feel going without feeling like shit the next morning, and like you said, its also caloric which helps fill me up nicely
really? I can't stand anything that isn't hard alcohol lol. I barelay even feel eth burn any more (lol feel the bern)
5 percent is practically water baka and it's not good calories! if I drank it i would get fat
>what are you drinking
Fosters, got a case of Lapin Kulta in the fridge after I finish these
>why are you dirnking it
It was on sale. I can't control my drinking pace that well so everytime I buy wine or vodka, I end up finishing it all in a few hours and blackout. Last time I bought 3 bottles of bottom shelf white wine and drank those in a little over two hours and passed out. Waste of money desu
Beer is kinda nice because you can keep the buzz going from morning to evening and always have something to do with your hands when you're watching telly or shitposting and waiting for an answer. It also provides this nice insulative barrier against reality and life feels, for a moment, a lot less sharp. Downside however is the excessive energy I get from this and the consequent weight gain.
>tfw been drinking 15-25 beers a day since Sunday two weeks ago
rum and coke yay! i didn't know rum could do that to diet coke i will have to try it sometime
this song is so great! idk if it is the album art but i get a real medieval vibe
oh my goodness pleasae go get a drink of water! the excessive energy seems like you would be able to exercise more though?
It is not possible that you could, knowing what this board is, state that you are female with innocent intentions.
I'm drinking pic related because I had to spend the majority of my NEETbux on a vet bill for my cat this month.
lol sleep is good too! lately i havne't gotten a lot though :(
my favourite book? ummmmm probably the stranger by albert camus. but that's a story not a book I think book is more of a physical thing so it can be like a collection of short stories. idk where i am going with this
nice dubs anon! stick around if you want i'm sure ou wouldn't actually be happy if everyone in this thread killed themselves.
ohhhh I see. you should probably not tdo that anon
that is a very unsubstantiated claim I give you a B minus
water is great! be thankful that you have access to clean drinking water. how is your cat? i'm sorry it was unwell :(
don't mix it! what are you depressed abotu? or is it just one of those episodes?
I'm on budlight life since the liquor store is closed.
I drink to distract myself from this girl that keeps jerking me around. Like, WTF is up with like 5 hour gaps between responses.
It's like, either let's just make a plan or just fucking ghost on me.
lol just drop the girl anon! pretty simple solution. if she's making you wait there is one of two possiblitie s
1) she doesn't care
2) she is playing mIND GAMES with you and purposefully delaying her replies to make you think she is being hard to get and consequently make you want her more! this kind of person should be avoided at all costs!
Because I have only spoken to 1 person irl in the last two weeks and that was for 10 minutes after a lecture.
The only person I have spoken to online was a guy from work over email.
My parents don't even try to talk to me anymore.
And the worst part is I make good enough money that I can go on like this forever. This is my life now. The checkout guy at the gas station doesn't even say "have a nice day" or anything like that. He just hands you the bottle and counts the money.
>too cowardly to an hero
I've actually done that. Made me feel even more like an alcoholic, which I'm trying in vain to avoid.
I'm depressed about life in general, I suppose. Been battling depression for fucking years. On and off antidepressants. I actually hate drinking but it beats being sober.
Fuck off of my board. Like, it's friday night, normal fags literally have the entire world to themselves tonight. Why the fuck do you have to come here. Let us wallow in misery and ethanol by ourselves.
Why did you feel the need to bring up your gender? What did that have to do with anything?
Admit it. The only reason you brought up the fact that you're a woman is because you want the free attention it gives you.
Fuck off. Please sage this thread if you reply to it.
>live in sweden
>can only buy shitty 3% trash
i just wanna drink some thing strong and forget how trash my life is for a sec
it's like as if my country is making a joke of it self and wants me to suffer
>wew look yt me im a gurl drinkurrr lolllllllllllllllll
>be friday night
>be alone at home
>even worse, know what 4chan is
>even worse, post thread on /r9k/
my brain isn't imaginative enough to picture what a lardcentral she is
>you should probably not tdo that anon
Do what, eat? Yeah, gonna start fasting (again) once I run out of beer. Gonna do a two or three week water/tea fast this time.
Green Carnation has some pretty dank songs desu, their Light of Day, Day of Darkness song has some good lines as well.
Drinking shots of bourbon
Shitposting in my free time. Still looking for BF. Have SWC entire series on repeat in the background. Any bfs gimme a chat or something
You are correct anon. It's just irritating, since we went out last week/hooked up etc.Like, I really enjoyed our conversations and now it's just irritation central.
Shit sux sempai.
kek fuck your cuckountry royally
>in sweden alcohol is sold in special stores only from 9-5 and they're closed on sunday (yeah fuck you ulf)
>tax on alcohol is like 1 million percent (fuck you again, this is why swedes get hella smashed when they go abroad and make fools of themselves)
>go to system bolaget
>get meself some drinks
>some cunt that looks like a honeypot tells me shes forgotten her ID and asks if i could buy her some drinks
>later that day read that swedes put undercover cops who try to make people do crime and recruit teens who try to solicit ppl to buy them alcohol
fuck you niggers holy fuck
lol real origingla lcomment
post a song anon!
ok first of all the checkout guy at the gas station probably is sad abotu his job as a fucking checkout guy at a gas station so don't be mad if he seems kind of annoyed at you. if you wnat people to talk to you you need to talk to them! if you are all quiet by yourself then people will assume you either have way cooler friends who live in cool faraway places or you just hate people. i'm sure your parents owuld love to talk to you.
me too anon. what aer you taking currently? I'm on wellbutrin. I like drinking I sually wake up feeling hungover when i wasn't drinking the night before but after I drink i wake up feeling really refreshed. pretty backwards. how long has this been going on for you
I like the song! i ma from EARTH hahahaha haha
clearly I am NOT At A Party
congrats on your dubs! i do this every friday actually and have been doign so for a while
GROSS why do you think your life is trash?
hey guys listen if you don't like the thread then you can leave or mute me or something
oh man this is really chill I like it! but I can't listen to it or i'll fall asleep lol. why do you think your taste in music is the way it is
don't be facetious I meant don't drink as much! ok about the pic I have a question how can you tell that's the same person? idk if i just have toublr recognizing faces but that could be literally anyone and not the girl in the top pic
oh good I thought it would be something mroe serious! tell your cat to stop being a WHORE (I'm joking and i'm glad she's ok)
why do you want a bf?
drop her immediately! she sounds annoying
>roastie thinks she can control us by making us post songs
fuck off roastie
>how can you tell that's the same person?
Bottom comment of top pic is from Monica saying to take it down now. Bottom pic is "with Monica", so there's some connection.
Haven't a fucking clue if it's the same person though, just saved it from some thread a while back.
what if my mind control goal wasl to make you post that exact thing? what if there is no free will and i'm the one in control fo all your actions? ever thought about that hmmmmmmmm
nice! good song. how many hours do you usually sleep with vodka? i get a solid 6 hours and i feel WONDERFUL the next day
OH I missed that completely lol. this makes sense
>I can't listen to it or i'll fall asleep lol
Just gave me chills because the only woman i've ever loved said that to me about my taste in music one time lol.
>why do you think your taste in music is the way it is
I guess I like really emotional music, but also rhythmic music. Emotional because I was (s)mothered and am now a little bitch, and rhythmic because I have soul. Here's another since you've been down so far:
DEVIIL BEGONE! jk you can stick around. sorry for accidentally being like that woman maybe your music taste is just really sleep inducing
I hate emotional music atually lol. too real for me. outkast! i don't know about them outside of hey ya but this is so good
omg you're right I think you win
don't be fucking rude
nice! are they cute? tell your bff hi
fuck off roastie your """"""""""humor"""""""""" sucks you're ruining everything
women are only good for fucking and most fail even at that miserably so fuck off we have no use for you here
about six hours, yeah... wake up, get some food, drink some water and back to sleep
can get get about sixteen hours sleep off half a bottle if i'm lucky
passes the time, you know.
IN CASE YOU ALL WERE INTERESTED THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO
SPOILER IT'S SHITE not really but it might not be for everyone
how do you guys find this stuff?
Im' not trying to be funny though I meant jk in the sense that i was not being serious not that i was trying to be funny. have you fucked every woman in the world bc otherwise that data seems a little extrapolated
nice. do you like sleeping? what about naps?
MY. FUCKING. NIGGER.
I posted about Green Carnation a moment ago >>26448466
They are inside my head
Climbing the walls
Falling off the ceiling
Jumping on the floor
Voices and calls
And on the edge of sanity
I stumble and fall
Not drinking right now because you can't buy alcohol in my city after 9 and I missed it. Could drink my roommate's beer and I'm pretty sure he'd be cool with it but I don't wanna be that guy. Anyway I've seen you post these threads for a while OP
assuming you're the same drunk femanonand I think it's cool you don't let the negative posts get to you. You usually respond to everyone and keep things pretty chill, and I've been pretty hammered and said some stuff in here I probably shouldn't have but whatever. Have a good night everyone.
>because I'm been trying to lose weight
Haven't drank since last weekend and it sucks, why does alcohol have to have so many calories? I have to eat very little all day if I want to get drunk in the evening and still be under 1.5k calories for the day.
>nice! are they cute? tell your bff hi
Oh, man, they're really gorgeous. We still don't know whether or not we stand a chance because everytime we go to that bar we're already completely drunk. But they regularly pay us shooters and we just have a good time with them desu.
>what are you drinking?
Disaronno. Every other drink just tastes like varying degrees of piss to me.
>why are you dirkning it
I have nothing better to do in a Friday night and it's more fun to watch anime when drunk I suppose.
>ask a femanon anything
Chad must be busy tonight then.
me and my bros are poor fucking college kids with no money so we just bought a rack of this cheap hipster shit
was gonna party tonight with some normies but i bailed and my friend and i are drunk playing smash
curerntly shit posting while sitting on the toilet
oh no! that's awful :( I am the same person lol. I really appreciate your kind words :) I think negative words come from negative circumstances more than bad people. please stay here if you can! no judgement here
why are you trying ot lsoe weight? I'm glad your'e drinking water :)
DON'T GO BACK TO ANYTHING ANON
nice triple dubs. the triple dubs are telling me that you need to stpo caring about women for a while until you find one who really wows you more than "wow shes hot"
oooooh I wouldn't be so sure that you don't stand a chance! they seem to like you lol. ask them out :)
what is disaronno? what kind of anime do you like and lol I don't really know any chads
I think playing smash w/ ur bros sounds way more fun than partying! and lol "shit posting" i hope you are not actually pooping that's pretty gross anon
wtf is with you guys and your spooky taste in music. seriously. it's great but it's so spooky
>I hate emotional music
>too real for me
What are you afraid of?
>i don't know about them outside of hey ya
Edumacate Yourself! Outkast had many albums before hey ya, the first three being awesome. They helped to jump start the career of Ceelo, who sucks now, but was dope in this song back in the day (Outkast debut album):
>What are the odds?
Somewhat low, I'd assume.
Ever listen to Demons & Wizards? Fiddler on the Green might give someone some feels.
She saw the light
Her face was pale
Her body smashed
Her beauty's gone
>oooooh I wouldn't be so sure that you don't stand a chance! they seem to like you lol. ask them out :)
I know right? Like they always seem happy to see us. One of them STAYS with us even though she has finished her shift and could go at any time. I don't know man...anyways we're leaving in 20-25 minutes we shall see.
I'm trying to lose weight cuz a lot of my old favorite clothes have stopped fitting at all or very well. Plus I just graduated from college and am currently a NEET so it's something productive, right? Gone from nearly 200 to 180 lbs in about 45 days so far.
my fucking niggas, pic related
>What are you afraid of?
hmm probably MY EMOTIONS
I figured they'd have some other albums. have you ever heard this cover of hey ya? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c745E7T_Wvg
you probably have but it really highlights how sad the lyrics are. thank you for posting more outkast :)
anon you are free to leave any time. if you think i'm really that obnoxious but you don't want to leave then you can 1) ignore me or 2) drink until I become tolerable
ok what even is baileys? I've never had it and this has always been a question of mine
this is disgusting please don't literal shitpost again
oh my god
DUMBASS ASK THEM OUT ALREADY OR THEY WILL GIVE UP SOON YOU BETTER DO IT TONIGHT OR WE WILL ALL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
ah I see. do you work out a lot? and if so what is your fav workout
no I cna't
>what is Disaronno?
It's a spirit made from almonds. Tastes like plastercene when you drink too much.
If you name any moeshit I've probably seen it. I'm just rewatching the Valkyria Chronicles anime, because nothing to watch this season.
>I don't know any Chads
I'm too drunk to throw a REEEE fit. But sorry, I still find this hard to believe.
oh wow that sounds pretty cool! I'll be honest I kind of hate anime but tell me about valkyria chronicle s
also lol I know OF chads obviously but I don't really talk to any. hope that made sense
I used to lift, have a good home gym setup. But n not exercising atm, just diet. I should lift again, but y'know how it is.
Bailey's is irish cream and it's delicious but really thick.
>DUMBASS ASK THEM OUT ALREADY OR THEY WILL GIVE UP SOON YOU BETTER DO IT TONIGHT OR WE WILL ALL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Let me drink some more shooters, lad. I'm confident tonight is the night. You have given us a bit of a confidence boost man. Who knows? Fuuuck I don't know. I'm really shy but at the same time the Stingers will help, kek.
no i'm staying here and calling you a disgusting roastie until you leave
so tell us roastie, how long are those beef curtains of yours
do you also sport a hyper-clit by any chance?
You aren't wrong. But man, if I could actually ignore women for a while, I'd be so happy.
I just really like the conversation, the touch, the feel of someone new. Like, when it happens their is always that chance that something beautiful can grow out of it. This one hit me a bit harder then normal since.... I dunno we had good conversation.
has anyone had these? can someone tell me how good these are? please please
i already bought them i just hope i didnt waste my money. i mean i only spent twnety bucks but still
DO IT PLEASE! YOU GUYS GOT THIS DOWN ON LOCK TRUST ME GO ASK THEM OUT
chances are if they're flirting with you which tey definitely are then even if they turn you down they won't think poorly of you. please ask them out! :)
I'll go to sleep in maybe four hours? so maybe you could throw on a couple movies. also hyper-clit sounds like a superpower
Im sure it wasn't as good as you think it is. take off a few points for hotness when evaluating a conversatoin with a girl
I SECOND THIS
dont' do it over the phone!!
>have you ever heard this cover of hey ya
This gives me a lot of thoughts. SO envious of that beard. Fucking awesome. Reminds me of this:
>hmm probably MY EMOTIONS
I was really hoping for something more specific.
sorry I totally forgot you! you should use your home gym! that's a lot of money you should make full use of it! still have no idea what it's like haha is it sweet or what
these look cool!
hey question for any foreign anons here do the captchas as you something in your native language? because looking for store fronts or road signs seems like a very anglocentric thing to me
>I kind of hate anime
Well you're on the wrong website desu. Not much to say about Valkyria Chronicles, play the game or watch it, whatever floats your boat, I'm not going to rant about it.
>I don't know of Chads but I don't talk to any. Hope that made sense.
But you'd wholeheartedly prefer talking to and going further with them than talking to a bunch of bitter KVs, eh.
how shitty anon? why do you want to die
you threw a party? how was it
right? it's so good! that video is awesome. this video is a shitty song but this guy's voice is incredible
>DO IT PLEASE! YOU GUYS GOT THIS DOWN ON LOCK TRUST ME GO ASK THEM OUT
>chances are if they're flirting with you which tey definitely are then even if they turn you down they won't think poorly of you. please ask them out! :)
Cheers lad you definitely made us re-think the whole thing. I'm at 9 shooters and will drink one more before we go. Also drinking some coffee with milk/sugar because why the hell not you know?
>just dont fucking ask over the phone you gigantic pussy
Rofl, of course not. We don't even have theirs numbers yet!
You might be right. But, I distinctly recall her asking me questions about topics that I typically never hear on the first date. i.e. Spirituality, politics, general life game, vs. the more typical date fare.
Don't get me wrong, you've been correct all night. And frankly, wishy-washy bullshit/game playing cuts zero ice with me... but it just got under my skin. Like an infection...so I just gotta wait for it to go away.
>you threw a party? how was it
i'm living at my step dads house right now coz i got laid off from my last job and some non profit he is a board member on had a party at our house
now i'm slowly drinking the leftover booze as normal
my friend did come over when the party was and have a few drinks and some food for a sec, but we mostly staid in my room and played bloodborne
lol yeah that is the only qualm i really have with this website unfortunately. just give a quick summary if you want!
>But you'd wholeheartedly prefer talking to and going further with them than talking to a bunch of bitter KVs, eh.
well I mean seeing as how I am here I would say that that is not true
PLEASE DO IT ANON I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU
this is so funny omg
any basic bitch will be able to talk about that stuff! and your'e damn fucking right I'm correct! DON'T WAIT FOR IT TO GO AWAY or do but internally and externally cut that bitch OFF
please anon i'm telling you this for your own good!
ooh okay! sounds like a pretty big deal, was it a bunch of uppity rich people? what is bloodborne?
>shitty song but this guy's voice is incredible
wew, I'm actually a little jealous
right? man it's perfect
what's as bad as it gets? you hav einternet access it can't be THAT bad really
wait so what kind of vagina is welcome on this board? like something between innie and roastie? exactly in the middle? please tell us
>PLEASE DO IT ANON I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU
Alright we're going in about 5 minutes. Wish us luck. Gotta drink my 10th shooter before though and I might as well finish my coffee right.
so you are a roastie! fucking roastie pretending she's an innie. i knew it. only a roastie would be drinking alone and fishing for attention on fucking /r9k/. KILL YOURSELF ROASTIE AND END YOUR MISERY
CHAD WILL NEVER LOVE YOU
Very nice. He gives it a country vibe but it doesn't come off as arrogant at all. So down.
This one is a totally different vibe but his voice made me think of this guy:
Yeah I should, it's a pretty good setup I can do all the essentials easily (deadlifts, squats, bench press, etc.) but idk if you know this feel - lifting when you're cutting feels pointless cuz you can't really build muscle on a caloric deficit without going super slow on the cut.
Btw idk how you can drink liquor totally straight, especially vodka. I always drink vodka/bourbon/rum with whatever the fuck diet soda, doesn't matter which desu. I can sip wild turkey bourbon straight on the rocks tho, only thing I've tried and been able to stand straight.
more dank melee memes
>ooh okay! sounds like a pretty big deal, was it a bunch of uppity rich people? what is bloodborne?
no not really. my step dad is pretty rich but its like this youth organization in oakland that helps kids like stay off the street or some shit idk. wish i could of gone to it when i was in high school tbqh probably would of done me some good. but oh well. mostly it was a bunch of teachers and admins for this program.
bloodborne is a souls game for ps4.
who are you? OP? whats your night looking like?
>give a quick summary
I doubt you're interested. Oh well, let's say it's the life of a conscriptee and his conscript colleagues.
>I'd say it isn't true
I'm trying to say you'd prefer being with them than talking to us.
Anyway, do they not sell better vodka over there? Absolut tastes horrible here.
Fuck you cunt, have my cat.
but I thought a roastie would be out fucking chad?
I love love love his voice! I might have heard this guy before because I have a lot of hipster friends lol. still too sad for me
please do! I drink it because I feel like mixed drinks are lying? like you're not a sweet drink you're not a nice beverage you are alcohol so fucking act like it you know what I mean
you get used to it though! I can pretty much chug vodka out the bottle without wincing
hey I didn't mean to diminish anything you've been feeling! what exactly is ubsetting you?
that sounds really nice! ask your step dad for an internship maybe? it would be a really cool experience especially if you think you would have benefited from having it in high school.
I have basically no experience with video games outside of, like,
truck and farming sim gamesso you'll have to explain further lol
>who are you? OP? whats your night looking like?
I'm a piece of shit and my night is looknig like talking to you g uys and doing homework and crying maybe later though
this made me laugh so hard i odn't know why but thank you anon bless you
i rly like highlife i wish people didn't hate it so much. its like the best version of normal light beer. a little sweet, refreshing, bubbly. plus its often very cheap at bars and better than most cheap bar beers imo.
PLUS who doesn't want to live the High Life?
No, I understand you. And I honestly do wish, I could cut this off in my head and get back to my usual shenanigans. In a few days, I'll be fine. I'm just gonna feel shitty for the next few days, since my mind is going to obsess/analyze and tell me how I screwed everything up.
But if she were actually into me, she would actually make an effort to move forward which isn't there.
normally yeah but in your case you're a roastie and most definitely a hamplanet if you're drinking alone on a friday night
how does it feel knowing that you're at your prime right now
in a few years you'll have to settle for an equivalent of the judgemental neckbeard or some half-blind lanklet with mommy issues because those are the only ones who would ever look at you
I guess everyone's stomach is different cuz I puke trying to do shots of anything, nvm throwing back the bottle rofl
like, I can drink everclear 95% easily, just has to be mixed, 4.5oz (150mL) of it and a can of baja blast was my go to for a while
>I have basically no experience with video games outside of, like, truck and farming sim games so you'll have to explain further lol
idk how to explain it. its famously really hard, part of which is memes, and part of which is it is actually really hard. but you are a hunter of beasts in a weird lovecraftian horror city who uses weapons and a gun. its very loose, with a story you could follow or not, and a lot of optional bosses. if you don't play a lot of video games you probably wouldn't like it because its very punishing for no real reason.
>I'm a piece of shit and my night is looknig like talking to you g uys and doing homework and crying maybe later though
sorry man, if it helps i'm a piece of shit too so i empathize. you're in college? I dropped out but i went back eventually. didn't really help me but stick with it if you can.
does that mean you are OP and you're drinking absolut? i can't really drink vodka very well its pretty gnarly. i used to drink bottles all the time but then i drank too much of pretty much every common liquor and now i can't handle it anymore. thats what being an alcoholic in college gets you though... now its just beer, wine, champagne, or mixed drinks.
whats got you so down?
>I have a lot of hipster friends
Not all hipster music is bad, and I can only imagine.
>still too sad
I like sad fucking music it is what it is. This one isn't though:
no I am interested! Please expand further!
>I'm trying to say you'd prefer being with them than talking to us.
I don't know if youll believe me when I say this but really not at all. if I were even the kind of person who wants their attention you have to put on a whole act around them and it's very exhausting for me. um I am not sure I just drink to get drunk not for the taste
your cat is adorable! thank you for posting
you shoudl allow yourself a cheat day once in a while anon! what is your owrkout routine
exactly! so you do understand. just FUCK DAT BITCH (vid realted)
if you really like her though you might want to tell her she's sending you mixed signals and give her an opportunity to fix it
I'm really sorry to hear that :( what happened?
I dont' really want to get married or have a relationship honestly
yeah that's probably true lol. what is baja blast? that's pretty badass
that sounds so badass! what makes you like the game?
I am in college. was that classic super successful perfect kid in high school then my depression came back and fucked me over and now my gpa is mediocre and i have no confidence in my abilities and if i don't drink every weekend i'll probably kill myself. ohnestly just stciking around for my friends and family. they really deserve better
what were you studying?
>does that mean you are OP and you're drinking absolut?
yes and yes! you get used to vodka I think. champagne fucks me up because you don't expect it to but it's the bubbles man the bubbles fuck you up
>54m50n in thread
Well, at least I know in advance what the next 100 posts will be about.
>whats got you so down?
a lot of stuff I guess, I have never really liked myself at all and feel guilty about conning everyone into thinking i'm nice or smart or whatever and i have a crush on this guy but I know I'm too shitty to ever let myself be in a relationship and I don't see a future for myself it's just all blacked out. i don't know if you know what I mean. I think i wont' make it through undergrad
YAY your'e here now! what is trainwreck
oh no you're definitely right! I wouldn't bef riends with them if they were assholes lol. I love this song!
no worries! whatever it was, I hope things improve for you soon, whether that is because you two make up or because you feel better about not having them in your life any more
>captcha: select all the food
but everything is food if you have the right attitude
baja blast is the GOAT mountain dew flavor, I take it you live outside the USA/have never been to taco bell?
btw your friends and family don't deserve anything from you, do you think you deserve shit from others? Of course not.
Well i get up early every morning around 5 or 6. Do some cardio or lift depending on the day. Then go train in basketball for a few hours depending on the weather. Its been cold so I've just been in the house working out. I generally try to stay active 24/7 or i get depressed and drinking wont help. I did drink a beer last weekend tho
ew mountain dew is fucking gross. your'e right I am not a murrican
and yeah I think they're all really good people who have been forced into investing any of their happiness in me and so they deserve better
that's insane, I admire your resolve. any idea why you choose exercise instead of something else a s a coping mechanism?
what kind of pizza?
>had a bad day
>the new beer I'm trying isn't very good
>I don't have enough to get drunk
>I'm jobless and won't be able to afford alcohol for a good while
Holy Shit! I have no idea why I didn't actually think about calling her out on her bullshit. I think I'll do that should she respond to my last text. At this point, I don't care if it's a rejection or a success, I just want a firm answer.
Real talk though, thank you for giving solid advice to a stranger and hearing me whinge about a girl. It's the least fun a person can have....listening I mean.
lol don't be ridiculous, it was nothing! if anything I love solving others' problems bc it distracts me from my won
imho don't wait for her to respond to send her a calling-out text. just send exactly one text outlining why what she's doing is bullshit and what you need from her
have you been following the election?
assuming you're in USA but if not then have you been following the USA election?
>I am interested, explain further
I have a hard time believing this, but oh well, it's only 5 o'clock, is there anything better to do.
Concriptee and friends go to war with another country, battles happen and people die, friendship and stuff happens, too much to say but this thread will die in 30 mins, so there's no point.
>getting drunk not for the taste
Getting drunk is always a good thing. I don't do it often as I'd like.
Try Disaronno if you ever find it, I hear people call it a girl's drink, you'll probably like it.
>your cat is cute
You're bloody right she's cute.
drinking later tonight after I finish this assignment
>what you drinking
shots of bourbon
>why are you dirnking it
because I love getting drunk and I can't be fucked going out (waste of money and effort)
>I wouldn't be friends with them if they were assholes
I imagine hipsters as being weirdly overly tolerant towards everyone and anyone.
Good talking to you! I'm off now but here's one last song:
uh.... idk... i'm not sure how old you are so maybe its different, or maybe its where i live, but a lot of people here (the bay area) are kind of snobby about drinking... i mean i know people who like it, but i feel like a lot of people write it off.
idk. lately i've been thinking a lot about how games are just abstract math producing graphics composed of colored lights on a screen, and how meaningless that all is. but i have like one actual friend and we play games together.
in the beginning the game was fun to me because it was new, and it was challenging, and that makes it feel like you're accomplishing something . and i was in a bad spot and it felt like getting something done.
>I am in college....
yeah, i get that. i actually started talking to this one really cool adviser at my school and he really helped me out a lot. idk if thats what you need but you might want to try it. he was actually in the same position, really depressed in college, and he knew what i was going through so it was really nice to talk to him about it. and not other people who all talk about college being the best years of their lives or whatever. god i hope they arent.
>what were you studying?
i have an art degree (from UCSC).
>yes and yes! you get used to vodka I think. champagne fucks me up because you don't expect it to but it's the bubbles man the bubbles fuck you up
>a lot of stuff I guess,
yeah, i really do know what you mean. i don't really have any good advice but just protect yourself, you know? undergrad kicked my ass. i failed a bunch of classes, dropped out, had alcohol poisoning, embarrassed myself piss drunk a few times, broke some things, got in a lot of trouble.
one thing i learned is a lot of people feel that way, they just are better at putting on a front than you or i might be. you should just try talking to that guy.
Well i got tired of being skinnyfat so i started lifting and i liked the energy it gave me so i naturally stuck with it because i easily get addicted to things (the big factor as to why i barely drink). Basketball is just a sport i always sucked at so one day i said i didn't want to suck at anymore and its great cardio. So after a few months of practicing super hard ive gotten pretty decent.
Outside of that i just work, browse 4chan and watch youtube. I like my new life and body, i feel great and have a sense of purpose. Still no gf tho
i'm crying "absolute madman" is my favourite thing and that pic is gold. god bless u anon
wait 5 PM or AM? if th elatter then please go to bed!
sounds like an interesting series!
I drink more hard liquor than my guy friends lol. but thanks for the rec
what's her name and why did you name her that?
nice what kind of assignment? you sound responsible af
totally understand on why you're drinking
nooo that's hippies. thank you for the song! have a wonderful rest of your night
but your entire experience is chemical reactions and electrical impulses? so that's meaningless too and so is everything. if it brings you joy then just do it man
yeah I have a few friends who are into really tough games! I personally don't like those games because it's like I already do work at school and if games are for relaxing then why do that
what kind of art?
lol I'm way beyond that. my liver is fucked from all the drinking and all the medication I take. just waiting to get some sort of disease at this point.
my problem is that I can't fuck up, all I do is become mediocre which is infinitely worse imho because it's like I'm trying and I still can't get there. I do put on a pretty good front, people are always really surprised to learn I want to die all the time lol
decided to drink after all, just gonna drink really fast so I get as drunk as possible for as few calories as possible
that's really good! I'm really glad for you anon. you get shit done and that's really admirable. what do you do for work? send us your fav youtube video. also don't worry about no gf lol
what started me not caring about not having a bf is realizing that most boys just have shit taste in women. you should realize that most girls have shit taste in men too. validation from a woman shouldn't mean anything to you
yay! drink lots of water too. what will you be drinking this fine night anon
>but your entire experience is chemical reactions and electrical impulses? so that's meaningless too and so is everything. if it brings you joy then just do it man
ah but the entire thing is meaningless, doesn't mean i wouldn't like to make something of myself while i have a bit of time on this rock...
for me its not about relaxation versus stress so much as it is about agency versus no agency in accomplishment, i think. ergo a hard game feels pretty good, but if i play something easy it feels more like dead time than it already is.
but i do, honestly, agree with your position that if it brings you joy just do it, ergo i still play video games sometimes.
also what i said earlier cuts both ways, its all meaningless, so do whatever you want. sort of. i mean thats not exactly how i live my life but...
>lol I'm way beyond that. my liver is fucked from all the drinking and all the medication I take. just waiting to get some sort of disease at this point.
>my problem is that I can't fuck up, all I do is become mediocre which is infinitely worse imho because it's like I'm trying and I still can't get there. I do put on a pretty good front, people are always really surprised to learn I want to die all the time lol
yeah, true shit. i know that feeling. what are you studying? you just gotta put one foot in front of the other i guess. not that i'm a good role model for that....
is there something you want to do? or just not be mediocre? i don't have anything right now i can especially say i want. it could be abstract goals too if you care to answer.
>what kind of art?
oh, and... i used to do sculpture, then painting. i've had some shit in museums (in minor ways, but still, i was going after it) and thought i wanted to be an artist, but idk it all kind of died for me at some point so now idk what i'm doing.
some bottom shelf bourbon I regret buying, it was $10 for 1.75L, quality matters when it comes to whiskey
sticking to bottom shelf vodka from now on. I'm like you, I drink to get drunk not for taste, and vodkas are all the same
also quite sad though
yeah, quite a bit
despite his flaws, Bernie is the candidate I favor. however, though he has much popular support, Hillary has establishment support, and could well win regardless of public opinon. Trump seems set to take the Republican nomination, which could be either really good or really bad
Thanks. I think my only vice is opiates tho but hey we all have one. I also watch alot of random shit on YouTube, Eggman, mde, shit like that. Dont really care about validation either. Oh yea and i work at a deli get paid n3xt to dog shit but hey its better than when i was a broke student hiding empty beer cans in my closet
I live with my family and woke up buck naked in my chair with my door wide open once, no idea what the fuck happened, I hate blacking out. I slammed a door into the wall once and now there's a giant hole, don't remember it happening.
point is anon I know how you feel, drink up
>5pm or 5am if the latter go to bed.
5 am. Calm down Mam, I can't sleep. It's not like I'm at uni on Saturdays.
Oi oi, nothing wrong with girl's drinks, despite what my straight colleagues say.
>What did you call her and why?
Rosie. A cat needs a cute name I suppose.
Do you have cats, like?
that's fair. control is definitely a big deal for me too. it's the reason I'm as high-performing as I am. unfortunately this also leads to me being neurotic as fuck
>what are you studying
>is there something you want to do
no, literally nothing. it's like I'm miserable but I can't think of anything that would make me feel better. it's pretty lame
wow that's really impressive! please post pictures of some of your work if that is ok for you. why did that die for you?
no don't drink again if you passed out already. you're allowed one passing-out each night. drink some water
what is with you people and the bottom shelf lol
thank you for understanding why vodka is god tier
how does this work? is it literally just in the box by itself? is there a tap? i have never sene boxed wine in my life
bernie will win if the millennials stop making memes about him long enough to actually vote lol. I think the amount of public funding his campaign has received is a good indication of how much support he has
I think trump should try to run as an independent party. i appreciate how he is too rich to be bought by any interest groups. he migh tbe an asshole but you know he's not bullshitting
cool cool. what kind of deli? do you hate deli sandwiches now
why not just sell the bag itself? seems like a waste of materials. like people buy bagged milk and it's fine idk why you can't do the same with wine
well obviously you can do what you want. just telling you that so you don't feel like shit tomorrow morning. if you've passed out that's a sign from your body that you should probably not drink any more
do you not know what bottom shelf means? you are a kind of a noob anon, I'll let you off for living outside murica
it's what the poorest and most economical alcoholics buy, the lowest of the low quality shit
nobody buys or sells bagged milk in murica, it's not a thing here
i think bernie beats trump, but trump might beat hillary
progressive vs establishment etc etc
i'm finna vote bernie tho i hate hillary, and trump will probably cause ww3. bernie seems crazy too though. whatever, i've said this so many times on here, but whoever wins, we lose
i can't post pics of my art, nothing exists online that wouldn't dox me. its not really any good anyway.
engineering is cool. i started out in that but i got really sick of it.
>no, literally nothing. it's like I'm miserable but I can't think of anything that would make me feel better. it's pretty lame
this isn't really that lame i know that feel.
why engineering if you don't really want to do it? just because if you kick yourself into shape later having an engineering degree will be a plus?
>nice what kind of assignment?
computer security, quite an easy one.
>you sound responsible af
thanks, but it's due tomorrow. so not really.
are you the OP? you're getting destroyed by the anti-roastie crew.
what's everyone listening to? I love listening to ASOT when getting fucked up. armin especially.
lol I know what bottom shelf is I was trying to make a joke
>no bagged milk
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
that's understandable! I'm sure it must be pretty good if it was in museums haha
what kind of engineering did you do?
>isn't really that lame
please tell me how to feel better
because it has a good chance of making me money and it's something to do and it's a difficult program so I can distract myself with schoolwork
sounds interesting! don't worry everyone does their assignments that late lol. I am OP and maybe I am getting destroyed. I am listening to shitty music
>whoever wins, we lose
at least Bernie wants to fund trains though
>what's everyone listening to? I love listening to ASOT when getting fucked up. armin especially.
just rando shit. A$AP ferg currently. whats ASOT?
>what kind of engineering did you do?
I started in mechanical engineering, switched to physics, dropped out, came back and then switched to computer science, before switching permanently to art.
>please tell me how to feel better
idk but if you find out let me know. i personally have too many existential problems, that are all interrelated but not enough that if i feel like i figure out a solution to one, the others dont drag me down.
>because it has a good chance of making me money and it's something to do and it's a difficult program so I can distract myself with schoolwork
yeah thats some good shit. best of luck to you.
>>whoever wins, we lose
>at least Bernie wants to fund trains though
oh shit you're the trip fag whos really into trains? thats whats up.
i really need to train across country. i was going to do it this month and move to vermont for a bit to print books with this woman i know who is a big book designer, but then life got in the fucking way as usual so now i'm still home.
fuck i should just do that instead of whatever i'm doing.
you do any train travel?
i had some whiskey & lager & came home to find out that my water's off despite paying the bills, & the places nearby for bottled water are all shut by now.
I'm thirsty & on the verge of waking my landlord to start shit
some, mostly in Europe. Amtrak's long distance routes are expensive and slow (though often quite scenic from what I hear). where are you traveling from?
that is quite the change. what made you switch majors?
>if you find out let me know
I will do that
I guess you could call it that
sorry for offending you lol
i would be going bay area -> vermont.
or nyc idk.
either way across the USA would be really cool. but its like sleep in a chair (for way too much) or get a bed for almost a thousand more dollars.........
i also am trying to convince my friend to take the train up to portland with me to visit another friend, but the plane is a lot cheaper and faster so idk if it'll happen.
yeah i've done trains in europe. farthest i did was barcelona to paris.
>that is quite the change. what made you switch majors?
idk, wanted to be an artist. hated most of the guys in my science classes. got sick of learning computer science, didn't want to be a programmer or anything anyway.
i met a lot of dudes in the art program who started in computer science or some other stem major and switched to art.
oh christ the engineering people are the worst. so many elitist fucks who aren't even talented enough to warrant it. I never thought that would be a trend (compsci to art). why not an intermediate like graphic design?
I tend to host games so randoms mostly, the chat is enjoyable
I have tried doing the whole bars/party thing on Fridays and it is not enjoyable at all and mostly stressful.
Computer science is not an accurate depiction of engineering. Nothing against computer science but if they claim to be elitist engineers you should just laugh,
The fuck you was friendly relax anon, but actually now that I think about it, plastic jugs are recyclable, that's worth something right? Plastic bags not so much.
I studied biochemistry in uni. I was actually planning on becoming a doctor which makes me LMAO now cuz fuck that shit so much, I could not handle medical school without killing myself. Props for doing engineering. I actually enjoyed my organic chemistry classes and stuff.
Is drinking alone at a bar strange? I've only started doing it recently, because I just like chilling by myself and grabbing a well made drink from my local place. The bartenders know me and everyone is nice, but I can't help but feel weird.
drinking alone at a bar is like straight out of movies anon, don't worry, that shit's normal, just be sure you can afford it cuz drinking at home is way cheaper
dude I'm getting REALLY sick of picking all pictures with soup or rivers or whatever the fuck for captcha
Landlord's a useless cunt tho, & even at the best of times frequently pretends to be unable to speak English, & also apparently he talked to my roomies about this so I should be pissed at them too. Might go back to the bar and get some water and bitch.
why would you want to do that? sounds awful and pricy. bro, if you like trains why not just do trainspotting. I had a gf into trainspotting who lived in Oakland, it's a quite pleasant excuse to get out into weird parts of the state. the old railroads in cali are scenic af.
I would like to do this.
I would imagine it's better if there's a TV and you can claim to catch a game or watch the news or something.
As long as you don't bother random people I think it's OK
we should meet up sometime, maybe chill at Jack London or some Caltrain station
to get to NYC, you'd want to take the Zephyr then the Lake Shore Limited. for Vermont, get off the Lake Shore at Schenectady and change to the Ethan Allen
doesn't exist at santa cruz
plus counterculture is big there so a lot of people drop trying to go for a steady career and just start making art. not knocking it, i did the same kind of.
i did work at an ad agency for a year and half after school. well, i did a few things before that. but eventually at a design agency yeah.
surprisingly some of my alma mater ended up working there too.
that's cool! I don't think I could be bothered to get ready every week to go out.
I actually am doing a CS minor so I have th e"best" of both worlds lol
haha ok! but bagged milk is pretty cool you gotta admit.
I actually entered uni with a biochem major. quickly switched out of that bc as you mentioned FUCK THAT SHIT I hated it. I couldn't handle med school either. hated organic chem
YES this was so exciting! I haven' thad a chance to actually look over what was published by the researchers because I feel like the media tends to sensationalize stuff so I want to take it with a grain of salt. but still omg exciting!
it seems weird bc it's expensive!
what an asshole. be pissed at everyone
oh damn that's crazy. did you like that job?
please don't drive drunk
I am drinking Jim Beam straight alongside some Real Ale Lost Gold(6.9%) so I can blackout. I am drinking because I am an alcoholic, I have had a shitty day, and the girl I have been talking to and texting doesn't seem invested in me as much as I am in her. She lights up all the time to me and always tells me how funny I am, but she doesn't seem to want to take that step further despite me trying. Whatever it doesn't fucking matter and I plan on dying easily within the decade.
>Is drinking alone at a bar strange? I've only started doing it recently, because I just like chilling by myself and grabbing a well made drink from my local place. The bartenders know me and everyone is nice, but I can't help but feel weird.
no no its not weird dude. i've done it, i have friends that do it. you get food when you do it too?
me and my friend have a place where if we go in, together, alone, whatever, the bar tender just asks us "the usual?" and we just nod.
>why would you want to do that? sounds awful and pricy. bro, if you like trains why not just do trainspotting. I had a gf into trainspotting who lived in Oakland, it's a quite pleasant excuse to get out into weird parts of the state. the old railroads in cali are scenic af.
idk why, just as a cultural experience so i could say i'd done it. just to do something different. plus i hate flying tbqh.
if you're serious about meeting up...................................... we could do that. i'm really antisocial and theres people i know in reality not off of 4chan who i should text but don't, but i'll swap info with you on the off chance it does happen if you want. how you want to do that?
i can privately send you a timestamped photo of me drinking lagunitas pale ale new dogtown and cali ID (cropped of course) as proof its me for whatever way you want me to send you my info.
no promises because again i am an antisocial loner and thats why i post on r9k
Here. Do everything on an empty stomach. Drinking in the morning is best. I at least wait 4 hours after eating unless I have already been drinking before hand and I am also selective of what I eat because it can cut your buzz in half.
T. guy who drove drunk off 4 fingers and cough pills this morning
>oh damn that's crazy. did you like that job?
no i hated it! never work at an ad agency! its cushy but especially in the bay you could get a way cushier job!
i mean if you want to make ads go for it but everyone there was soul drained by how shit it is.
lots of you seem to like jim beam! that girl sounds like a waste of your time honestly. as a girl with many female friends let me tel lyou that I have seen this a million times where a girl feigns interest in a guy just to keep him around. if she's not taking another step then she's not worth your time. tell her to shit or get off the pot
don't drink alcohol, drink some water :)
>YES this was so exciting! I haven' thad a chance to actually look over what was published by the researchers because I feel like the media tends to sensationalize stuff so I want to take it with a grain of salt. but still omg exciting!
Yeah I'll wait until this discovery is full proof. Nice to know my tax dollars went into finding something cool and possibly unique in my lifetime.
Went too heavy on the Buffalo Trace and I only have my infused bourbon left. Still needs about a week to finish infusing, but I'm tempted to take a few drinks.
Laying in bed getting blasted off of 1/3-1/2 of what you usually drink while shitposting and viewing dank webms is amazing.
It's not even that she is stringing me along it is just she isn't really pursuing. She isn't feigning but she doesn't seem motivated in anything outside of work despite being such a bubbly person.
I don't feel hangovers anymore and the transition is smooth but still stark. I wish I could have a liquor IV.
I will keep that in mind haha. what's so draining about it? is it anything like mad men
that is even more exciting :)
don't drink it! drink some water and chill for a sec
whatever it is, tell her to shit or get off the pot
what're you infusing it with?
I just came home from drinking alone in a bar, 1/2 the guys there were alone. it is a little sad but not that strange at that kind of bar. It's chill...
oh, valentines day. drinking & girl troubles
I'll definitely see where the cards lie after we go out at least once. We had a lunch date before and she paid for my pizza, but I'll see exactly where it stands at that point.
Already experienced alcohol poisoning multiple times.
I was drinking some capel. Best booze ever, from Chile. A friend bought it, we were supposed to go to a party which was cancelled last minute. That happened yesterday, too. My friends suck but at least I have a couple.
I also won $30 betting in FIFA. Feels good man.
you advise drinking water a lot lol
why not milk? in jugs of course, not bags
wtf I love milk what's wrong witchu. I used to drink a tall glass of full fat every day before I started dieting, liquid calories are a bitch
yet I still drink looooooooool
Got white boxed wine and drinking cause I'm bored I don't have work until Thursday. It tastes like garbage, probably because I put it in a plastic cup but whatever. Better than the cheap vodka I used to get.
>I will keep that in mind haha. what's so draining about it? is it anything like mad men
surprisingly yes its kind of like mad men. a lot of alcohol. i blacked out at half of the regular parties we had, ran into coworkers at bars and they went hard.
but its just.... a bunch of ass kissing anyone above you........ to make shit no one really likes....
like its "creative" but its not, its very conservative and a fine band of what you can make.
milk is nastyyyyy
that's pretty interesting! I think the science behind advertising is pretty cool
anyway guys I'm at the point where I'm crying a bunch and seriously considering killing myself so I'll rpobably have to step out for a little bit, if not indefinitely until next week or whatever so please feel free to keep this going but just know I won't be around. thanks for all of the conversatoins friends
The only thing that is worse than vodka is clear Bacardi. Try drinking any of these liquors straight, no ice, no water. You'll see.
Jim Beam is the best welfare whiskey around. I keep buying it so there is no problems here.
You have to get used to whiskey's robust nature, but I taste it as sweetness and warmth with a bit of a punch. The higher end you get, the sweetness increases with the warmth and the punch becomes a soft caress.
>that's pretty interesting! I think the science behind advertising is pretty cool
>anyway guys I'm at the point where I'm crying a bunch and seriously considering killing myself so I'll rpobably have to step out for a little bit, if not indefinitely until next week or whatever so please feel free to keep this going but just know I won't be around. thanks for all of the conversatoins friends
damn well good luck
stay safe out there
Top add onto this, unless you are spending 150$ you should default to Jameson. The Irish know their fucking whiskey. The difference between 20$ 40$ and 150$ whiskey is astounding.
good night sweet prince
nigga why tf would i drink that shit straight.
>nigga why tf would i drink that shit straight.
To get maximum fucked up. You have no idea the dimensions I have traveled until you pound four fingers(eight shots) with a beer in 30 minutes. When you drink straight you will learn what the real liquors are. On a side note whiskey is a pure energy drink and keeps your ass awake, but it is terrible for shots. You can down multiple swigs equating to two shots, but taking two straight shots takes some grit. I have done all the above in terms of shots and straight chugging.
Jim Beam is like $21.50~ after tax, I can get Evan Williams for $19~ after tax. Both being the 1.75L sizes. I live in Texas and go to Spec's Liquor which is like a booze Costco. It's like liquor heaven.
black velvet reserve and jp weiser's (?) vanilla spiced whisky. im reasonably fucked up. was playing dota earlier. just jerked off. really sleepy now. gonna go to bed, turn on my heater, and listen to comfy music.
Bought the Chopin today. Can't go wrong with Polish wodka!
>I'm a retard who falls for New Age propaganda
There's literally nothing wrong with fluoridated water you chemically illiterate peasant. Half of the myths about it conflate fluoride with the ionic form flourine which is a completely different thing. It's like $14.95 to buy Alex Jones' filter if you really want dumbshit. Yeah, you're his target audience.
no i dislike her because she represents the establishment 110%, is a shill for wall street and corporations, and is part of a political dynasty of sorts
lets not even get into how creepy the clinton family is, how hillary defended bill raping a woman, and how shes the subject of an fbi investigation