I just realized something today, /r9k/. All this time, I've wanted a girlfriend, but today I thought to myself... if I got one, what would I even do with it?
Do you know how I feel, robots?
>do with it
This is why you can't get a gf, OP.
Look I'm gonna do you a solid and give you some decent advice. Same to anyone else who wants a girlfriend. just get out there, dress nice, and be yourself. Women love that. Fake it 'til you make it.
Before you even do this, figure out if you even want a gf in the first place. It's easy to think it's all fulfilling and qt gf shit in relationships, but lel naw. If you don't like yourself now, imagine not liking yourself with someone always around to boot who you're supposed to be a respectable bf with.
>lie with her in bed
>watch something with the company of someone else for the first time in your life
>have fun with common hobbies
whats not to like? just don't date a Stacey whore and you're good.
Are you me? I haven't seen my girlfriend in almost a year, and she changed her Facebook status to show that she's with someone else even though she never dumped me after our first date. I don't know what to do about this. I want to call her to ask if we are still boyfriend and girlfriend but I'm scared.
The memes are actually real hahahaha
>b urself mang
You can either take my advice or sit here posting pepes in your own filth. Your choice, bro. This life is what you make it; you decide to be miserable or not.
I promise you, if you get out there and be yourself you'll find a girlfriend. No dumb pickup shit. No "game" shit. Just relax and be yourself. If you can't relax, then try your best.
yea. to avoid problems i presume she would have to be interesting. that would help a lot. i have a hard time imagining doing normie stuff all the god damn time with a woman. she would get bored with me super quickly because i am not always clinging to her, trying to impress her and woo her.
i imagine coming home from work and she sits on the couch while i try to do my usual stuff like listen to intellectually stimulating podcast then listen to experimental music then watch a doc maybe, some dank memes, etc etc: she would be annoyed by all of it, probably. imagine hearing her boring opinions on some boring tv shows. blerg. imagine her facebook normie content.
there are interesting women out there but it seems it's too late for me, i will never meet one. also idk why but i don't think i have what it takes to make one fall in love with me.
Only reason ur saying this is because you have a gf and u have a decent face.
so now in ur mind, u think that since it was easy for you because, like the normie u are, u were jsut being ur true normie self. so, surely it will go the same way for us robots, right?
get out, friend. u are not welcomed.