>ywn fuck a lifeguard jdimsa

>>26445666
yeah, I coudlnt do that without a boner showing

>>26445712
same bro its tough

>>26445666
>Female lifeguards
At that point I'd just accept death.

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>>26445872
>you need mouth to mouth anon

But I already did. Her vagina smelled terrible. Must be from all the chlorine.

>>26445917
I didn't mean to imply and ulterior motive. It's just that if I saw a woman swimming to try to save me I'd accept this as a message from God that it's my time to die.

>>26445666
It could happen. All you need to do is devote three years of your life to working out. Teenage girls will fuck anything with abs.

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>>26446043
really?? you tink that happens?

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Your life will never be complete

>>26447273
;-; kill me