Who /looks normie/ here?
>Not bad looking
>dresses well to the point of being able to get a compliment once and a while
>Puts on deodorant and sometimes body spray
>Still a robot on the inside
>socially fucked with little to no friends
Same here. Last semester there was a guy who was a total Chad and he ended up showing me a lot of respect because he thought I was a fellow Chad. It was hilarious when he mentioned that our class was full of weird people, but in reality I was probably the weirdest by far.
>sometimes body spray
I do that stuff. At least I feel a little better walking around well dressed.
Pretty average looking and dress normal enough to get by, of course with effort I can get compliments from girls but thats rare. downsides i'm shit with talking unless drinking, but it gets passed off as being 'spacey' and them thinking I have drugs on deck.
Gonna read out loud to myself and speculate out loud, force myself to smile all day when alone, meditate, and hopefully it will mend just a little bit of the anti-social behaviour I've put up all my life.
Need to get my own place first.
So basically, I haven't shown my final form.
why are you on /r9k/ REEEEEEREEEEE
>tfw you realise everyone here is good looking
ohhh anon you have a lot to learn. Most people on here are ugly gross fucks. Just wait till a faces thread pops up and wait before it gets deleted.
Do you think I have a chance /r9k/?
>tfw robot trapped in a chad body
>tfw girls show you attention and you fuck it up due to autism overload
>tfw people treat you great until they hear you speak and hear how spergy you sound
>tfw when people would actually be sad if you died because of your looks
>tfw wanting to end it all because happiness will never come
i love dressing as shit, don't like deodorant or body spray, don't shower often, if i changed that i could be a chad, but i don't want to
Most normies could be robots and robots normie. Show me one person who, entirely unkempt, unclean, and unmotivated, looks good. Show me one person who, with every ounce of effort invested in his appearance, is below 5/10 (excepting those with physical deformities). It just does not happen.
If you think you look alright, or even Chad-tier, you probably put a small amount of effort into your appearance at best, and spend 2 hours in front of a mirror at worst.
on a scale from 1-10 how robot do I look, does it show?
the worst thing about not caring is that i see people eg. cheat on me while playing games, or whatever and i just don't give a fuck. They think i don't react because they're good at cheating and i'm just a silly robot.
>inb4 everyone posts here
>actually good looking
>used to get a lot of female attention but not so much anymore (probably because I'm aging or whatever)
>able to talk to people when I'm in the mood but have periods of total autism when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
I've honestly contemplated getting tested for autism, just so I fucking know.
>wear skinny jeans and button-ups
>have long hair and a beard that I keep clean and conditioned
>got in shape this past year
>sill borderline autistic and incapable of making friends or going out with a girl
This very much, most people can be atleast a 6 if they put a bit of effort in.
your beard is patchy? Shave
Your haircut is weird? Go see a stylist
Yellow teeth? There is no shame in bleaching
monobrow? get tweezers, as long you don't go overboard it will look better
Dressing like a sperg?
wear clothes that fit, don't have clashing/to strong colors, don't have more than three colors colors on an outfit, voila, you no longer dress like a sperg.
Overweight? Diet, and even if you don't have the motivation, just be more aware of how many calories the food you are buying has, get diet coke instead, etc, small changes
>look EXTREMELY unassuming
>long unkempt hair
>pale as a ghost
>dress as conservatively as possible, in all black and gray
>average build, not skinny, not fat, not fit
>exactly average height for my gender
>was in the military, walk looks unnatural but still more formal than most people
>still extremely fucked mentally, to the point that it's a miracle I'm functioning and haven't killed myself yet
My coworkers don't suspect a thing, but anyone that's ever known me closely was extremely scared or hated me intensely. Just fuck my shit up.
I'm in the literal exact same boat as you, sentence for sentence.
Currently trying to gain a social like by faking it until I make it, results are inconclusive but seem to be working but very slowly.
Estimated time period of completion: Unknown
>tfw cute girls aren't afraid to sit next to you or start a conversation
>girls take a seat next to you twirling their hair expecting you to start a conversation
>catch them staring in peripheral vision at times
>they try to tease you sometimes
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
This is all true, its not easy but looking better isn't otherwise there would be little need for products, even Chads tend do something to look that way, its not all natural.
A year ago I was a fat, hairy (patchy beard, messy hair, monobrow) weirdo with spots. Lost surprising amount of weight, now have nice stubble and no more monobrow, hairs still a bit messy and spots are cleared up.
Aloe vera is amazing stuff, I hope it can benefit you guys.
It took a while but now I can at least look in the mirror without feeling like an abomination.
I dress nice and get complements but idk how to talk to girls
I just can't understand the logical steps people can have with women to go from a normal hello how was your day, what's your name to let's fuck
>tfw being told that im good looking all the time but still a virgin sperg.
>tfw everyone i know probably thinks im gay
>tfw failing life at easy mode
the only problem is I get enraged easily, whenever I think about the happenings in Europe and whenever I see a black man with a white woman I am just infuriated
sometimes i just want to slap my mom for passing on these genes
Judging by looks alone, yeah actually, very easily. Lose the facial hair and try some different haircuts. What you have now somehow has that weird greasy pulled back look of wannabe vampires with ponytails despite being short.
If you really do hang in those circles your behavior will probably make you stick out to normies if you interact for long enough, though, but then again you probably won't care.
im not even sure if being called a chad or tyrone is a compliment anymore.
i have a scary looking face so girls tend to talk to me only when they have to
Well shit, thanks anon. I am glad you are keeping it 100. I will probably shave tonight and see how that works.
>tfw people ask me where my gf is
>tfw people assume I have a life
>mfw there are actual niggers posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
>always had cute face
>gained weight like 2 yrs ago so now I'm a fatty
>still dress good and have hawt makeup and hair
> I'm just as lonely as you autism robots. In b4 roastie. In b4 coalburner. Does anybody wanna be my BF? Also in b4 trap.
Also this is my face
How do I look? Like a normie? Chad? Robot? Something else?
>Fashionable if I have to go outside/to-class
>6'2 with normal build, but clothes exaggerate physique
>Med student at a large campus full of worshiping undergrads
>Socialize with a lot of male classmates (just at school)
>No real friends, never hang out with anyone
>Come straight home to study or do hobbies
>Already spilled my spaghetti in front of the girls I liked in class
>Even today, one smiled asked me something, I just nodded
Just barge into my room and murder me already desu
Be my BF. I live in the east coast of US
So that means that my camouflage is working, the haircut and styling, regular showers, and the clothes are all fooling the normies into thinking I'm one of them.
But do I look chad tier or just standard normie tier?
Not a faggot.
You know it's a sad world when women are so fucked up that people envy the gay people. Why are women so awful? I totally get you about not being able to love them. I'm straight, but so much damaging shit has happened between me and women that my cynicism has taken over.
I recognize my autism plays a big role. I just cannot be bothered unless she is really something else, plays music, reads, leaves me alone.
I feel like I'm going to die alone and I'm ok with it.
Ok, but the thread will be closed soon so just a short few key points
>started running down my dorm halls screaming people's names
>pushed my friend off a chair
>ate literal garbage
>called everyone niggers
>started throwing shit at people
>sang Justin Beiber repetitively
>laughed the entire time
That's what I can remember at least. I also thought I could read people's thoughts and use mind control on them. Mental illness is a meme though.
i'm about as autistic as someone who's not been officially diagnosed with autism even after multiple visits to the therapist can get
i can be a normie when i want to though. i take care of my appearance and dress well when i have to be around people and i get a good amount of legit attention from girls
We still doing this? I'm what OP described to a T, but less on the attractive side and an inability to talk to people without panicking