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how do i have sex with females
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put benin in vagoo
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you? you don't. it's just as pointless as you asking where you should go with your friends tonight.
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be weird, but confident about it.
become a 'regular' somewhere. (bar, library, evening classes, online chatroom, w.e)
don't try to fuck anyone. wait until a girl shows interest in you.
pretend not to be interested.
smile a lot. laugh a lot.
wait for them to come to you.

this is how to form a loving relationship. not confident enough? back when i had social anxiety:

get tipsy/semi drunk, not hammered
find online chatroom
find a girl who lives a few miles outside of your area
lie to her. pretend to be happy, funny, confident and wealthy
arrange to meet at hotel
insert penis until she realises you're a fraud

both work. the second method works but is retarded and you'll die alone. only use when you're still learning.

or get a hooker.
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Hookers,unless you are a burger where you'll get shot if caught
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>>26441682
HOOKAH
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Just take what you want.
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>>26441682

tell some stories from method 2
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>>26441873
really not much to tell, i just got a bit drunk, spoke to girls in chatrooms like freechatnow.com (that one in particular is a great source of easy grils) told them i'd inherited millions, showed them shooped pics of cars/house, then after a while met in hotels, parks, the woods, at their place, etc. fucked all but one of them the first night we met, had my dick inside one of them within 15 mins of meeting her. just talk bullshit for a few weeks online, talk a lot about sex, and by the time you actually meet, sex is expected, so only one said no.

christ this a retarded thing to do. i feel like a total dick for doing it. i feel kinda retarded for posting this here too, but i know how desperate some of you poor bastards are, so meh, just do it until you've got the confidence to form a proper relationship. you're never gonna get a girl to love you if she realises you've been lying to her.
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>>26441983
you charather has a chad with drowning in pussy? you especify that to the stacies?
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>>26442049
again in english?

are you asking if i pretended to have lots of fuckbuddies...? if so, no, i always said i was single. telling them your ex died is a very effective way to make them like you.

fucking hell i feel bad posting this shit. i don't know if i should be doing this. i mean, it works, but just typing this stuff makes me realise just how much of a cunt i used to be. please only do this to build confidence, and be as nice to them as you can.
>feelguiltyman
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>>26441682
>>26441983
op here. tysm for your input mate. i find method 2 more efficient 2bh its all about sociopathic abilities these bitches want to be held hostile - to a certain degree off. plus they demand attention as far as i'd judge. i now see that i have to take the initiative for method (2) i really wanna make her depended on me to feel desired and have the (daily) option to please my need to fuck. hence your theory on forming a real loving relationship i kinda think its all showman skill and developing dependency - and this is not to be understood in a negative way - maybe you can catch my point here?
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>>26442333
either you're too drunk to type or i'm too drunk to read, but... uh... think i get the general gist of what you're saying.
method 2 will only provide casual sex, nothing more. i'm pretty much just posting it for those who really are elliot todger tier virgins who without this method might end up killing themselves. pls use only in case of emergency. it really is a shitty thing to do. but better than going on a killing spree then an heroing.
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>>26442468
hehe im dozing off cheap wine here mate. yeah, if, method (2), then im not gonna lie pathologically like with you houses and cars and whatnot. I'm just gonna manipulate her into pleasing me and see what the future will bring with that. do you really really got a bad fucikng conscious for stupid whores i mean wtf were they thinking lmao hence your success rate its too ridiculous really.
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>>26442612

it looks like girls on that site are total (often ugly) skanks. also how the fuck do to tell if someone is in your area?
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where are people having the sex?
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>>26442612
>do you really really got a bad fucikng conscious for stupid whores
i love women more than anything. everything about women is fucking sublime, and for the right girl i'd do just about anything. not just opening doors and laying coats in puddles kinda stuff, i mean, i would actually die for a girl with whom i'm in love. sex i now think, is pointless unless it's with someone you truly love. sex is just thrown in our faces so fucking much nowadays that it's all people want. making love has, tragically, been largely forgotten in the porn age.
the girls i used weren't whores, i was just being a selfish, childish fuckhead and used some girls as stepping stones to gain confidence. i didn't know what else to do. i last did it many years ago (like a decade and a half) and won't ever do it again, but i first had sex at age 17 and then not again until i was 22, and those 5 years absolutely fucking annihilated me. the stress was unbearable, so it was either that or i an hero'd. don't do this shit for too long or you'll hate yourself.
it's really not that hard to just be genuine yaknow. and if you can just be yourself and slowly build a relationship with someone who knows the real you, you'll have sex which is so fucking much better than you could if you're just being a lying fuckhead, that you'll drop casual sex overnight. stuffing your dick inside someone who thinks you're someone else, will invariably end in you being alone.
emergency measure, only use when on precipice of disaster.
now gtg, so tired i can barely see to type. good luck i guess.
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>>26442972
yeah i can see the point. but sex for me is prevalent i only accept females with a good looking phenotype inherit - exclusively. so as i said its all about building myself a person depending on me and i'll see what the future will bring for that matter. fuckbuddy or "girlfriend" or whatever they'll gonna title themselves - idc really. i just wanna be able fuck daily and dependentship from her
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