Eggman thread. Eggy, what is your favorite movie and vidya?
What? Was that?
Oh I thought I heard something
Large forehead. Eggshaped head. Receding hairline. Chubby cheeks. Those god awful things under his eyes I don't remember what they're called.
I don't think I got more. He obviously looks really sad and depressing as well. But that could change. Can't assume he looks poor when he smiles as well.
we must summon the egg and hear his sermon on today's wagecucking
post your holy relics and egg paraphernalia
Who else scared that eggman might kill himself ;-;
I had a dream last night that I met eggman and he told me "I'm trying anon but nothing I do seems to work" then I hugged him and he cried on my shoulder
that was a fucking nightmare
Eggman can you please take a pic with your forehead measurements? I really need to know if my forehead is as big as yours
Let me put it this way: Eggman has had at least one girlfriend and had sex. I on the other hand cause females to speed walk away from me if I get within 3 feet of them. I have never even touched a woman in my life that wasn't a family member.
>tfw I look like eggman too
My life is a living hell
This appearance is the embodiment of UGLY no women ever notices me I feel like a shitty cartoon character from looney toones. I feel this appearance is the new retard. Fuckibg hate my life. Eggman I hope you make it bro. Trust me, I know what you're going through.
At least take the time to shop out the gay as fuck Beats logo
This one after that thanks bud
ALL GLORY TO OUR LORD ELLIOT
WOMEN ARE FUCKING SCUM
It's a cream that minimizes pores appearance
Women use it all the time and guys can too
I recommend "POREfessional Face Primer" you only apply very little on your open pores and they're gone
You only put on makeup if you're a woman you dumb Shit
You can wear it by itself if your a guy. I'm not a woman btw I have really really opened pores and I only put on very little on my cheeks so my pores dont look as bad and it works.
It's not just me who will find you ugly, it will also be the rest of the world.
Btw If youre not that anon I was talking to and you are just a basement dweller who had given up in his appearance please fuck off. You're not helping anybody here.
so you're talking for the entire world?
not only are you a simpering little shit, you also have delusions of grandiocity. the entire world won't find me ugly, only dumb faeries like you who i have no great desire to impress any sentiment on other than disinterest.
I'm sure your WoW friends won't find you repulsive.
If the off chance you are that anon with the open pores and don't want to put cream on your face everyday because "le I'm so macho xD" you can also go to a derm and waste thousands of dollars trying to minimize your pores with lasers.
i want to fuck eggmans sister as eggman watches me do it from across the room
Thanks man. I want to make it for all of us.
When the time is right
iktf too, thankfully not much longer
I got you familia
I praise Kek for these trips of protection
looking forward to his podcast actually
hoping he cracks and shoots up a place