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Eggman thread. Eggy, what is your favorite movie and vidya?
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Lets summon eggman, our hero
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>>26440530

god he's so fucking ugly I was horny a minute ago
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>>26440530
now u know this shits just gonna get deleted
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>>26441471
Why? People tripfag all the time, why is eggmans trip bannable?
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Eggman, come out, come out, wherever you are.
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>>26440530
I have a head the size of eggman's but I never realized it until a few days ago.
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>>26440530
he looks tall, at least he has good height genetics, what height is he exactly?
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go to his board /eggman/ on 8ch. mods dont really like eggman posts here.
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>>26441471
What? Was that?

Oh I thought I heard something
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>>26441454
he's easily a couple points better looking than me
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>>26440530
He's working himself to death. I was watching eggy's roll ups last night and I realized that I care about his well being. I can't describe it.
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What makes Eggman unattractive by modern Western standards?
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>>26442122
>>26441841

Stop lying and start posting pictures
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>>26442223
posted it once on /soc/ and the highest I got was a 2 with a fuckton of 1's and 0's. never going to post my pic again.
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>>26442185
Large forehead. Eggshaped head. Receding hairline. Chubby cheeks. Those god awful things under his eyes I don't remember what they're called.
I don't think I got more. He obviously looks really sad and depressing as well. But that could change. Can't assume he looks poor when he smiles as well.
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we must summon the egg and hear his sermon on today's wagecucking

post your holy relics and egg paraphernalia
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>I get to sleep in 13 hours
Feels good man
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>>26442386
Get tons of sleep eggy!
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>>26442386
Do you have a gf? Original
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>>26442386
stop fucking slacking and get back to work, wagecuck
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>>26442386
So why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>26442425
this. when can we expect egg progeny

>>26442433
also this

>>26442438
and this
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>>26440530
Who else scared that eggman might kill himself ;-;
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>>26442456
>hide my head
He wishes. Look at that big ass egghead
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I'm really curious

Have you ever had someone look at you in disgust IRL?
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>>26442470
REEAEEEEEEE
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Posting eggman wallpapers
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>>26442122
I demand photo evidence

There is no fucking way anyone is uglier than him unless they were born with a cleft palate or some shit.
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>>26442007
Has there been any updates on that story, was it really Peter
or someone else
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>>26442456
I had a dream last night that I met eggman and he told me "I'm trying anon but nothing I do seems to work" then I hugged him and he cried on my shoulder

that was a fucking nightmare
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Eggman can you please take a pic with your forehead measurements? I really need to know if my forehead is as big as yours
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>>26442615
Let me put it this way: Eggman has had at least one girlfriend and had sex. I on the other hand cause females to speed walk away from me if I get within 3 feet of them. I have never even touched a woman in my life that wasn't a family member.
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Pic NOT related BTW
I'm a guy

She was posted last night she looks like eggman so much
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>>26442706
eggy, is this really what your species is attracted to?

far be it from me to deny a man his waifu, but 'woof'
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Eggman is FUCKING UGLY

How hasn't he killed himself yet?
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THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc
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>>26442873
first the money, then the women, then THE BATMAN.
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>>26442873
Podcast intro
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>tfw I look like eggman too

My life is a living hell
This appearance is the embodiment of UGLY no women ever notices me I feel like a shitty cartoon character from looney toones. I feel this appearance is the new retard. Fuckibg hate my life. Eggman I hope you make it bro. Trust me, I know what you're going through.
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tfw have eggys eye bags.
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>>26442933
>>26442966
>>26443099
Nice numbers lads
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>>26442706
Creepiest thing I saw in a long while.
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>>26443142
You ruined the flow of dubs now I have to restart it. Check'em.
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>tfw daily eggman videos
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>>26443194
>watching some boring normies videos
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NO HOPE 2016
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What if i tolda ya
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eggmamemes
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ALL HAIL EGGMAN KING OF THE ROBOTS
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>tfw eggman will never come deep inside your ass
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egggirl before HRT
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>>26442966
Dont worry, us sub sixes are noticed just as little. Just hypergamy brah :)
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>>26443306
At least take the time to shop out the gay as fuck Beats logo
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>>26443406
who would have thought that a rose/eggman hybrid would be the cure to erectile disfunction
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>>26443449
DO this one also plase
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>>26442615
I'm not OP but I was born with a cleft lip and pallet. It's awful.
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Are you guys talkin about mystery right? Fucking cunt
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>>26443465
It's really not that hard lazy fag, do it urself.
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>>26443539
This one after that thanks bud
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>>26441945
He doesn't really look that bad in that picture to be honest.
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>>26442386
when will you make black pill 2?
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What egg time to be alive.
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>>26440530
Eggy?
ALL GLORY TO OUR LORD ELLIOT
ELLIOTHAKBAR
WOMEN ARE FUCKING SCUM
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>>26443616
Fucking mobile, meant to reply to >>26440530
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>>26443365
This can't be eggman.
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>death by wagecucking

Top kek
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>>26444272
Look at those folds on his eyelids and those ugly eyebags and disgusting skin collection

Someone for God sake put eggman out of his misery

Do it fast and painless PLEASE
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>>26444317
Yes, he seriously needs to be euthanized.
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>>26444317
>>26444345
KEK'd hard at these posts
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>>26444317
>>26444345
I've notified Eggman of these malicious posts. Begone scum!
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>>26442664

It was just a random british dude, I saw him posting about it on /pol/.
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>>26444272
>those pores

mean and eggs we're in the same boat. my pores don't do shit.
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>>26443677
God mystery annoys me so much
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>>26444749
Buy a primer and apply it on your open pores bro

Same for eggy
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>>26444871
what's a primer

sounds gay
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>>26444871
Like paint primer?
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>>26444913
>>26444925
It's a cream that minimizes pores appearance

Women use it all the time and guys can too

I recommend "POREfessional Face Primer" you only apply very little on your open pores and they're gone
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Oopsey daisey textless postsa ren't allowed
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>>26445083
you dumb stacey it's called PRIMER because it primes your face for makeup.

would you fuck off with your dumb woman advice
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>>26445093
Top kek! Holy shit sempai!
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>>26445093
eggman, why don't you just workout and get plastic surgery to look like this? lazy.
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>>26445159
You only put on makeup if you're a woman you dumb Shit

You can wear it by itself if your a guy. I'm not a woman btw I have really really opened pores and I only put on very little on my cheeks so my pores dont look as bad and it works.
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>>26440530
He looks like tom hanks in this pic
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>mfw eggman replies to one of my posts
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>>26445255
i'm not touching anything made for women you metro fag go find a sissy thread and practice your sword swallowing
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>>26445337
And that is why you will always be ugly you opened pores freak lmao
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>>26445390
what would i care if sissy pants finds me ugly

it's not my cock you're gonna be choking on.
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>>26445451
It's not just me who will find you ugly, it will also be the rest of the world.

Btw If youre not that anon I was talking to and you are just a basement dweller who had given up in his appearance please fuck off. You're not helping anybody here.
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>>26445557
so you're talking for the entire world?

not only are you a simpering little shit, you also have delusions of grandiocity. the entire world won't find me ugly, only dumb faeries like you who i have no great desire to impress any sentiment on other than disinterest.
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>>26445703
I'm sure your WoW friends won't find you repulsive.

If the off chance you are that anon with the open pores and don't want to put cream on your face everyday because "le I'm so macho xD" you can also go to a derm and waste thousands of dollars trying to minimize your pores with lasers.
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>>26445703
this

just b urself :^]
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just cuck my shit up--
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>>26446733
DON'T CRACK, EGGY
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i want to fuck eggmans sister as eggman watches me do it from across the room
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>>26442408
I will!
>>26442966
Thanks man. I want to make it for all of us.
>>26443194
iktf
>>26443628
When the time is right
>>26444272
iktf too, thankfully not much longer
>>26445314
I got you familia
>>26446799
gross
>>26446777
I praise Kek for these trips of protection
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>>26446924
eggman please do this whenever you get the chance >>26442706

been waiting for days bro
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>>26446992
I need width and height from your eyebrows to your hairline & across
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>>26446924
We're all rooting for you egg, you can get through this wage cuckery. Stay strong.
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>>26447698
>We're all rooting for you egg
>We're

no we're not you fucking faggot
it's just you reddit fags that support that ugly normie
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>>26447753
I'm supporting him. There, happy asshole? Can you stop crying now?
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i wonder who eggy is voting for
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>>26447935
his home board is /pol/ so probably trump

fun fact: eggy is super racist
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>>26447935
He's going to use that morning off from work to get some sleep in.
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>>26447962
>his home board is /pol/
really?
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>>26448012
yes
look in the archives

http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/18896355/#18900523
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>>26447962
eggman is racist, ugly and stupid

lmao poor guy
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>>26448055
based egg
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looking forward to his podcast actually

hoping he cracks and shoots up a place
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