>"I'm so glad we finally got to know each other

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>"Oh hey. Your name's Anon, right? Sorry, we used to sit together in history class last year. Yes, that's right. Hey I'm staying with my grandparents for a while and I noticed that you live on the same street. I'm walking home later if you maybe want to walk together or something. It's such a long walk, we may as well be bored together! Oh, are you sure? Cool! Well I'll be waiting on the lawn by the concrete picnic tables. See you later!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDH6W-bU8wo]

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is this another of those copy pastas?

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>"Oh of course I'll be your Valentine! I've been hoping all week that you'd ask me to do something, was it not obvious!? If you find me that difficult to read then I think it's a good idea that you and I get to know each other a little bit. Ok, I'll see you Sunday Anon. Can't wait!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhp7ArGqy0c]

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>"Hey Anon, she's not going to tell you herself because she's too shy but I can't stand watching the two of you smiling at each other all the time and never talking. Will you take her number and at least text her or something? The girl's going insane! All she talks about is Anon this and Anon that. I don't know what you two know that I don't but I've never seen her get like this about a guy since we first became friends."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=435UpN6eFf4]

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Little roaches scuttling around unknowing to them they are engineering their demise.

op? you there?

2/10 this is too unrealistic and would never ever happen to me in any kind of real world scenario

Please OP give me more I feed off of these stories.

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>"No I am not going out in this weather! Anon! What the hell, we'll both catch a cold and that'll be the weekend ruined. Oh, ohay. Jeez. Hold on, let me get my jacket. But when we get back we're taking a long hot shower and then snuggling under the duvet for while, okay!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukTywGPF-c0]

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>"Oh come on, it doesn't matter if you can't dance. Do you really think I can!? Just hold my waist with one- yes that's right, and now I rest my cheek here and- there! I think that's it! You know my parents used to dance like this when I was a kid. They'd have a big argument which'd scared me to death, then I'd sneak downstairs at night and see them just like this in the living room with the music on low. I always wanted to know what it felt like to dance like this with someone I loved, and, well...I think we're doing it right anyway."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVQC0KffPk]

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>"It's strange. I mean you're quiet and stuff but I can tell you're confident in your own private way. Most guys just seem really shy and sort of naive or something but with you it's as if you're had to learn not to expect the people in your life to stick around or something. I mean I respect that, you know the ability to like not have to depend on other people and to have your own thing. I'm really pleased you see me as someone you want to spend time with, because I really do enjoy spending time with you."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9aGzUoyco]

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>>26440802
why do you keep doing this anon? really?

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>"No I'm the same way to be completely honest. I mean that's the reason I laughed that one time when you said you thought I seemed to busy to hang out with you. I didn't know I gave people that impression. And there was me thinking you thought I was this silly girl who was bugging you by asking to sit next to you in class. But it's true, recently I've been getting really worried that I'd never meet someone I'd like who'd like me back. And, well, I guess it's fate or something, or at least it feels like it, that you and I finally end up together like this."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvjKDJL7Qo]

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>"Sure! I mean, yes I'd like to do something sometime. What do you have in mind? Oh, I'm easy. Whatever you want. Sure, that sounds great. Well do you want my number, or I can take yours? Cool. Hey Anon, thanks for asking me like this. I realize it's not easy asking someone you don't really know to go out, God knows I've been wanting to ask you to do something for the longest time but I guess I just never had the courage!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSi9DJAgarw]

Is this stuff honestly what gets you "feeled"
These threads are an insult.

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>tfw ywn experience anything like this IRL

JUST

Can someone post the "No how about you listen to me for once, you really want to know what I think about you" pasterino pls. I need it.

newfag here, explain me this thread, please
Oi don't get it

>>26440896
The lad is just doing the lords work, of course.

>>26441701
it's a really sad thing where you fantasize about a girl saying that to you while the song gets you in the mood

>>26439314
Okay this one hurts

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>>26440802
Fucking hell that stings

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>John Wise, Ohio man, gets 6 years in wife's "mercy killing"

>John Wise, 68, has said he shot his debilitated wife in the head out of love in August 2012 after she suffered aneurysms and appeared to be in pain at an Akron hospital. Mercy is not a defense to a murder charge in Ohio.

[...]

>Police say Wise calmly walked into his wife's hospital room on Aug. 4, 2012, and shot her at her bedside. She died the next day. [...] Wise told police he intended to kill himself after shooting his wife, but the weapon jammed.

>Wise testified that he couldn't stand to see his wife of 45 years in pain in the hospital and decided on his course of action after seeing a tear roll down her cheek.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/john-wise-ohio-man-gets-6-years-in-wifes-mercy-killing/
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XcCHa90-HY]

>>26440802
the best one. made me feel ;-;

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>"I love to watch you reading Anon, and the way you talk about music, philosophy and literature is so passionate that makes me feel like the world is big, beautiful and unexplored, made just for us. I'm really looking forward to that show of that band you like tonight, never heard of it, but i'm sure i'm going to like it! You introduced me to so many good things, I feel so happy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs

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>>26440802
>tfw ywn experience this because you are already old faggot
not to mention autism

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>xi xolol saen sreee neeeg noooog aarej ssuum paae paae pooe ayy ayy ayyy lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxyq5y01QnA

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>>26440802
>She has the same hair
>She has the same name
>Her fucking dialogue

>>26442459
>and the way you talk about music, philosophy and literature is so passionate that makes me feel like the world is big, beautiful and unexplored
>makes me feel like the world is big, beautiful and unexplored
bitch, you haven't been listening to me at all

>>26442952
>hy and literature is so passionate that makes me feel like the world is big, beautiful and unexplored
>>makes me feel like the world is big, beautiful and unexplored
>bitch, you haven't been listening to me at all
well, she is kinda stupid, but she is qt and shit

So, basically, "Ways in which girls can humiliate anons by leading them on, and then laughing with her gal pals over it"?

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I'm running out of time...

>>26443489
everything is gonna be okay

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>>26443489
that feeling is unaviodable Anon.
Remember tat you never waste time. You allways use it to develop your personality

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>>26440802
Jesus fucking Christ, anon. That fucking hurts.

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>"hashj oifseoji sdij ofeij oewo, iigjre qwpok jioo. wapoo karsgripf."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j35FR9Ga7XA

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>"I need you. I know you don't believe that and I can understand why. People walked over you in the past and hurt you and did awful things to you, but I want you to know that even with all the ways people wronged you in the past I will still be here for you. Because I want to and because I need to. Because I need you anon."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNE-7DyLJ5w

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>>26442600
kekin' it heavy. underrated post.

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>>26442600
top fucking kek, best post in this thread

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>"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORA"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI]

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>"You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the man who fights even though he's scared. Some men will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an hour, and for some it takes days. But the real man never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood."

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>>26448891
>you'll never serve under him
>you'll never prevent his death
>you'll never fight with him as you storm russia and do what the nazis failed
>you'll never rid the world of communism and jewry with him

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It feels like someone is stabbing me in the chest with a knife just small enough not to reach my heart

>>26439418
this is the best post..

>>26439314
her name is alisa and she plans to work for some company that rhymes with spandex