Who /degenerate/ here?
> mfw i'm currently in the process of committing or about to commit about 10 degeneracies
let me wraddle them off for you
> smoke medical marijuana, lied to the doctor to get my recommendation
> drink 40oz of steel reserve daily
> about to have unprotected anal sex with an Asian escort
> pay for all this with student loans
> Don't go to class, half-ass my homework
> play LOL instead, don't get a good night's sleep or diet because LOL
>taking a shit on the toilet, don't use a squatty potty
> rarely shower
> allow the thin areas of my skin to get bacterial infection
> misuse antibiotics
> incest fantasies(marriage relationships, 1st cousins, and blood-related aunts
> want to commit bestiality, don't really love animals, I just want to have a versatile understanding, knowledge, and experience of pussies and asses
> watch tv and other media forms, never pay for them
Anyone else want to share?
>want to fuck my (hot) sister BADLYYYY, I think about her sweet ass half of the day
>smoke weed erryday
>watch streams on twitch (I find this the most degenerate thing I do)
>laziest fuck ever
>shower onces a week
>ugliest haircut ever, cuz too lazy to get one
>don't do most University assignments
>study very little befor exams
>was alcoholic ages 16-18
>5'5'' 60kg, look like a 16 yearold twink
probably forgot most of the degenerate shit I do
Not too bad. I've seen so much worse.
Same with you. There's still time to redeem yourselves
>pain killer addict from 15
>junk head from 17 onwards
>commit multiple felonies every day
>been to jail 3 times
> almost killed someone over a bag of
Dope and a pack of cigarettes
> can't get a real job cause of criminal history
>can't afford decent rehab
>can't stop doing dope
>have hep c
>plan on an heroing within the next few years
I could go on but what's the point.
Try infecting the normies with your hep c. I find that validating yourself by performing acts of karma is really helpful, especially when fighting depression. Remember that it's their fault you're in your situation.
But what would I do if I got caught? Besides my 15 year old cousin is way hotter.
> cute face
> budding breasts
> have seen her nude ass
> have seen her nipples
> have been squeezing those tight little ass cheeks since she was 11
first of all, she probably isn't attracted to you(given the fact that you browse /r9k/), so the chance of you getting your peepee wet are small
If you are 7/10 or above, you are almost guaranteed fucking her if you wanted, just try not to get caught, and never ever even imply you are doing something like that.
No one else here commits degeneracy? Don't they know it's the only cure for > tfw no gf?
>Did a gram of cocaine last night
>Drank a bottle of wine
and then I READ A BOOK
I'm sure I'll do more bad things at some later date. When you get older gotta pace yourself.
last night i ate 2 xanax bars, woke up to a bed full of chip crumbs and a spilled drink