Literally TWO DAYS until Valentine's day. If you haven't

>>26438446
No one here ever had intentions of making plans. What plans can I make? Bring my gf somewhere? Oh wait I don't have one. Maybe spend it with some friends who are also single? Oh wait I don't have any friends. I've been screwed since the start.

I was already screwed when I was born with autism

>>26438446
What plans can one make without a gf?

>>26438468
Don't play into that forever alone narrative, man. I'm sure there are tons of girls who would gladly date you. You just gotta put yourself out there.

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>>26438468
>What plans can I make? Bring my gf somewhere? Oh wait I don't have one. Maybe spend it with some friends who are also single? Oh wait I don't have any friends
Same here.

Got a 70cl of whisky, gonna spend it watching the xfiles by myself

:(

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>>26438446
>Pool party and tent night with my girl and friends
>I didn't plan this
git gud

>>26438485
I've put mysef out there and gotten burned. How many times should I keep trying until I'm allowed to give up?

>>26438556
You probably weren't being yourself. You were probably saying what you thought those girls wanted to hear. But girls can tell when a guy is genuine and when he's not. Just try to come off as chill and you can easily get a girl to go out with you. Looks don't matter it's all about vibes, you know.

>>26438596
>looks don't matter.
Yea they do
> you probably weren't being yourself
The reason I got rejected was because I was being mysef. I'm a miserable person and I don't expect anyone to want to invest their time into me. That doesn't mean I can't be bitter about it tho.

>>26438596
I know its a meme but triggered

>>26438617
this guy was too nice work t bh

Personally I am hoping my ex leaves me alone on Valentine's Day. I am looking forward to a quiet, comfy, drama-free day.

>giving a fuck about a day made up by jews
kek

>>26438824
>Saint Valentine
>Jewish

>>26438878
Just a meme senpai. The point of it being a way to sell things still stands.

ever notice how all the valentines day ads emphasize on giving her gifts and a good time? its never about her doing anything, all the responsibility falls on the man.

women have it soo easy

I don't care, because I don't know any girls who could potentially become my girlfriends anyway.

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>>26438944
A real man supports his woman. No matter what.

>>26439200
fuck 0ff

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>>26438446
i'm gonna make a giant steak, drink some good beer and relax

>>26439200
>a real man throws his life away for a woman and feels some strange sort of satisfaction because he is doing what a feminized society has told him

literally the exact opposite of what a man would do. you're a faggot

>>26439246
whats the point if youre circumcised.

>>26439223
>>26439272
Kek, please tell me about all the girls falling at your feet. You anal pained virgins are hilarious.

>>26439200
top kek and the bitch will repay him back by cheating on him

>>26439327
I'm no virgin. Women don't respect men who respect women. It's an autistic fallacy, but it's the truth.

>>26438446
its okay. its on sundayt so i dont have class. although my mom and her boyfriend will be here hopefully they'll be gone doing something

>>26439327
>unironically being a cuk for women
Some of us have self respect
How does it feel to be regarded as a literal slave by your vaginal jew masters?

I'm gonna get myself a massive burrito like the latino-fag I am, buy myself some coca cola in a glass bottle from my local mexican bodega, and replay Witcher 3. Fuck this Valentine's day commitment bullshit. I work my ass off at uni to get some free time every 2 to 3 weeks, and now I'm expected to make "plans" when I want to be alone? No thanks. Coca cola, burrito, and witcher!

>>26438485
Stupid things normies say
>I'm sure there are tons of girls who would gladly date you
>You just gotta put yourself out there

>>26439362
Eso es lo que quise ver. Que tengas divertida

fuck wymyn

>>26438944
>valentines day

more like pussy worshiping day

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>>26439329
Ayyy who/cuck/ here?

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>>26438446

>Mini golf
>Dinner at nice restaurant
>Back to my place for more beers, N64 Smash, ect
>Anime and movies
>Lots of sex

Its nice having a girl that likes the same lame ass shit like i do.

>>26439200
thata why women think they can get away with everything becuase of white knight worker bee drones like you.

>>26439200
kek that's the same fucking hand it would be more accurate to put "hand before washing - hand after washing"

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>>26439397
You forgot to attach an image of you and your gf but don't worry f:a:m I got your back

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>>26438446
Valentine's Day is Beta Retribution Day
Join the Happy Couple Hunt

>>26439200
>rural americans

theyve always been factory foder

>>26439379
Gracias familia. On second thought, I'm gonna get some Jarritos - that shit is so tasty, much better than pepsi or coke, and I haven't had soda in so long that it will taste even better. Cuidate compadre

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>>26439200
Untill he gets replaced by a machine.

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>>26439327
>implying I am stupid enough to be a beta provider to a used up cunt who will cheat on me.

>>26439200
I wish I could do this. I really really really want this shit.

>>26439200
As long as the woman does the same, yes. Otherwise, he's just yet another pathetic beta cuck.

>>26439777
What a waste of glorious 7s.

Got a Valentine's card under my door with a phone number on it yesterday, and today a piece of candy taped to the door. Both my roommate and I are inside all the time and I have no idea why we got them or which of us they are for. I've literally never spoken to anyone in my whole dorm besides my roommate and the RA.

>>26438446

I got plenty plans.
>watch movies
>play games
>watch series
>generally distract myself
>find out what crush did with his gf on monday
>write down for future references
>try to find someone else to have a crush on
>fail
>go back to shitposting

>>26438485
>Don't play into that forever alone narrative
get out of 4chan

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i'm gonna take some sleeping pills, hopefully when i wake up it will not be valentine's day anymore

>>26440816
thats a good plan broski

>>26438485
>>26438556
>>26439373
>>26440776

>these idiots can't tell I am meeting them

>>26438878
>st. Valentine
>The saint of erotic consumerist degeneracy

>>26438485
Out where? I've tried asking 58 girls out. I regularly attend parties with friends. I talk to girls at school. Never had a gf.

>>26438446
my friend who is pretty much a normie but the only person i can play vidya with is taking me to a club night which is apparently a 'traffic light' party where you wear different coloured clothes to show your availability or whatever.

which sounds retarded because dressing 'green' looks thirsty as fuck and any girl wearing green will likely have a fucking hallway for a vagina. i don't smoke but i think i'll just buy a pack and smoke outside for most of the night

>>26441755
You're probably talking to the wrong girls or saying the wrong things.

What's the most likely culprit in your situation, all those girls are doing something wrong or you are?

>>26441863
I am. I have AvPD and a fat ass. Although my family and everyone at work says that I could have any girl I want because I am very intelligent. Too bad girls don't care about that.

>>26441953
Yeah, intellect will only take you but so far with girls. It takes a lot more than that to get someone interested in you and keep them interested.

If you're smart and funny, then you might have a bit more to work with. Some girls can even look past the weight if you're funny or charming.

>>26441998
A few girls have told me that I'm boring.

>>26438446
Screwed by who's standards?

I am doing the things I love, myself.

Screwed? What the fuck are you on about?

>>26438485

another normie giving their shitty useless advice

>>26438446
I don't give a fuck about that cunt day. Fuck women fuck life fuck you and fuck it all. I DO NOT PLAY THE BULLSHIT GAME I HOPE YOU ALL GET KILLED BY A METEOR FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.

LOVE NEVER EXISTED IT'S JUST A FUCKING DAY FOR FAKE FAGGOTS TO GET LAID FROM CUNTS.

i dont need a girl to make me happy

>>26442037
Unfortunately, you will have to develop your personality a bit if that's true. I'm pretty fat and my face isn't anything stellar by any means, but I can be entertaining when necessary. A big part of getting anywhere with girls is getting them to let their guard down. Humor helps with this a great deal.

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>>26442120
Yes, YES! Bring your rage to bear! Try to strike the normies down!
Give in to your anger!
Your rage gives you strength!

I'll make plans when she gets her shit together.

>>26442070
Fuck off faggot. It's better than you spouting memes and posting countless women hate threads.

>>26442181
I rather have the world blown up and start over. Women have ruined this planet.

>>26442212
GO GET YOU'RE OWN BOARD NORMIE!

>>26442181
I'm afraid of being funny in front of them as my humor is mostly edgy or /pol/ related.

>>26442198
>sha of sad frog

>>26442198
This 1000 times this my brother!

>>26442260
Yeah, I learned quickly that 4chan "humor" doesn't transition easily into the real world.

Im sick with the flu on top of being alone. This shit sucks

>>26438485
There's a voice in the back of my head that keeps saying things like that. I only listen to it because I know it's true. I really need to put myself out there but humans make me nervous.

>>26438446

I do have plans.

They involve suicide.

I'm going to drink mountain dew, play Fallout 4, and browse the chan.
Why do anything else when this is literally a better feeling than love

valentines day is a commercial holiday >.>

>>26438485
Fuck off you know nothing. MGTOW for life.

>>26439200
No get you're own hands dirty and pick up you're own slack whore.

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>implying i need a holiday to regularly get my bitch flowers and small trinkets that delight and astound her

step your game up homos

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>>26443107
HAHA FAGGOT WHAT THE FUCK!

>>26438446
I'm gonna jack off, drink soda, and play mount and blade warband.

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Pic related is how I'm spending my Valentine's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ysc-bX964

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>>26438446

>implying I have a valentine

>implying I give a shit about women

>implying I would buy into the chocolate & rose fueled Jew holiday

Beats spending $300-$500 for a single date once a year on some slut that would probably try to cuck me eventually

>>26442260

If you can own being an edgy cunt and be actually funny people will be attracted to how uncommon it is

>>26443215
Join the 4thKGA

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>>26443107

>buying your girl flowers

>buying her "trinkets"

>"trinkets"

C U C K

>>26438446
I had a dinner scheduled for tonight. She even asked me to the dinner when we were both at a Super Bowl party on Sunday.

I booked a table at the restaurant she said she wanted to go to. Today at about 4 she tells me she can't make it because her sis is borrowing her car. She lives a mile away and cabs are also readily available. Also, I could've picked her up.

We had hung out before but nothing happened and she ended up just taking my beta buxx. Maybe this time she decided she wanted to spare me, famalamalam.

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>>26443393

That fucking sucks man. What a fucking whore.


She probably has a Chad lined up that promised to take her somewhere nicer.

women really operate this way.

>>26443445
Oh I know. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if she has a Chad lined up for somewhere for some cheap drinks and back to his place.

>>26438446
We're going hiking after we leave church.

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>was asking all some mates if they want to be my valentine as a joke
>decide to try my luck
>send a girl I havent seen in two months
>she says yes
Lmao I can't believe I got a valentine over facebook

G U Y S
U
Y
S

Guess what I'm doing for Valentine's day? Gf and I both wanted to go to a free museum where we're going to spend all day there, then we're going to watch a $5 planetarium show together.

After the museum we're gonna get some really good pizza for dinner and then head back to my single dorm for a movie and probably sex. She'll spend the night, and I'll wake up to a kiss and a blowjob on a lazy sunday afternoon.

I just wanted to share :^)

>>26440636
>girls
>On /r9k/

Either you're gay or just lying

>>26443964
Things that never happen
the post

>>26438446
I can safely say that most of us will be sitting right here doing the same shitposting as usual, except we might fap extra hard that day.

>>26438446
Implying i would make plans with a whore who only wants money and whatever else she can get from me then leave without a second thought and not caring. Women are the true
problem with this planet.

I'm going to enjoy fucking my sex bots brains out and use women as target practice.

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There's definitely plans... just not with a girl

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>>26438446
>tfw no plans but a guy I'm talking to will probably want to fall asleep over discord with me

Im working on valentine's day, but then again I love my job.

>>26444592
I'm working that day to piss my family off the faggots.

>>26438446
How am I screwed for not devoting more money to the parasitic behavior of women?

>>26444120

If you're near me please cap me so you can save me the trouble of finding a gun to do it myself

>>26438446
This is how i feel about valentine's day Fuck you all fucking trash women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vw9RdV3DYE

>>26444120
>It doesn't matter who she is, what matters is our plan.