Literally TWO DAYS until Valentine's day.
If you haven't made plans by now, you're pretty much screwed.
No one here ever had intentions of making plans. What plans can I make? Bring my gf somewhere? Oh wait I don't have one. Maybe spend it with some friends who are also single? Oh wait I don't have any friends. I've been screwed since the start.
>What plans can I make? Bring my gf somewhere? Oh wait I don't have one. Maybe spend it with some friends who are also single? Oh wait I don't have any friends
>Pool party and tent night with my girl and friends
>I didn't plan this
You probably weren't being yourself. You were probably saying what you thought those girls wanted to hear. But girls can tell when a guy is genuine and when he's not. Just try to come off as chill and you can easily get a girl to go out with you. Looks don't matter it's all about vibes, you know.
>looks don't matter.
Yea they do
> you probably weren't being yourself
The reason I got rejected was because I was being mysef. I'm a miserable person and I don't expect anyone to want to invest their time into me. That doesn't mean I can't be bitter about it tho.
ever notice how all the valentines day ads emphasize on giving her gifts and a good time? its never about her doing anything, all the responsibility falls on the man.
women have it soo easy
A real man supports his woman. No matter what.
i'm gonna make a giant steak, drink some good beer and relax
>a real man throws his life away for a woman and feels some strange sort of satisfaction because he is doing what a feminized society has told him
literally the exact opposite of what a man would do. you're a faggot
I'm gonna get myself a massive burrito like the latino-fag I am, buy myself some coca cola in a glass bottle from my local mexican bodega, and replay Witcher 3. Fuck this Valentine's day commitment bullshit. I work my ass off at uni to get some free time every 2 to 3 weeks, and now I'm expected to make "plans" when I want to be alone? No thanks. Coca cola, burrito, and witcher!
>Dinner at nice restaurant
>Back to my place for more beers, N64 Smash, ect
>Anime and movies
>Lots of sex
Its nice having a girl that likes the same lame ass shit like i do.
You forgot to attach an image of you and your gf but don't worry f:a:m I got your back
Valentine's Day is Beta Retribution Day
Join the Happy Couple Hunt
Gracias familia. On second thought, I'm gonna get some Jarritos - that shit is so tasty, much better than pepsi or coke, and I haven't had soda in so long that it will taste even better. Cuidate compadre
Untill he gets replaced by a machine.
>implying I am stupid enough to be a beta provider to a used up cunt who will cheat on me.
Got a Valentine's card under my door with a phone number on it yesterday, and today a piece of candy taped to the door. Both my roommate and I are inside all the time and I have no idea why we got them or which of us they are for. I've literally never spoken to anyone in my whole dorm besides my roommate and the RA.
I got plenty plans.
>generally distract myself
>find out what crush did with his gf on monday
>write down for future references
>try to find someone else to have a crush on
>go back to shitposting
i'm gonna take some sleeping pills, hopefully when i wake up it will not be valentine's day anymore
my friend who is pretty much a normie but the only person i can play vidya with is taking me to a club night which is apparently a 'traffic light' party where you wear different coloured clothes to show your availability or whatever.
which sounds retarded because dressing 'green' looks thirsty as fuck and any girl wearing green will likely have a fucking hallway for a vagina. i don't smoke but i think i'll just buy a pack and smoke outside for most of the night
I am. I have AvPD and a fat ass. Although my family and everyone at work says that I could have any girl I want because I am very intelligent. Too bad girls don't care about that.
Yeah, intellect will only take you but so far with girls. It takes a lot more than that to get someone interested in you and keep them interested.
If you're smart and funny, then you might have a bit more to work with. Some girls can even look past the weight if you're funny or charming.
I don't give a fuck about that cunt day. Fuck women fuck life fuck you and fuck it all. I DO NOT PLAY THE BULLSHIT GAME I HOPE YOU ALL GET KILLED BY A METEOR FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.
LOVE NEVER EXISTED IT'S JUST A FUCKING DAY FOR FAKE FAGGOTS TO GET LAID FROM CUNTS.
Unfortunately, you will have to develop your personality a bit if that's true. I'm pretty fat and my face isn't anything stellar by any means, but I can be entertaining when necessary. A big part of getting anywhere with girls is getting them to let their guard down. Humor helps with this a great deal.
Yes, YES! Bring your rage to bear! Try to strike the normies down!
Give in to your anger!
Your rage gives you strength!
There's a voice in the back of my head that keeps saying things like that. I only listen to it because I know it's true. I really need to put myself out there but humans make me nervous.
>implying i need a holiday to regularly get my bitch flowers and small trinkets that delight and astound her
step your game up homos
Pic related is how I'm spending my Valentine's
>implying I have a valentine
>implying I give a shit about women
>implying I would buy into the chocolate & rose fueled Jew holiday
Beats spending $300-$500 for a single date once a year on some slut that would probably try to cuck me eventually
>buying your girl flowers
>buying her "trinkets"
C U C K
I had a dinner scheduled for tonight. She even asked me to the dinner when we were both at a Super Bowl party on Sunday.
I booked a table at the restaurant she said she wanted to go to. Today at about 4 she tells me she can't make it because her sis is borrowing her car. She lives a mile away and cabs are also readily available. Also, I could've picked her up.
We had hung out before but nothing happened and she ended up just taking my beta buxx. Maybe this time she decided she wanted to spare me, famalamalam.
That fucking sucks man. What a fucking whore.
She probably has a Chad lined up that promised to take her somewhere nicer.
women really operate this way.
>was asking all some mates if they want to be my valentine as a joke
>decide to try my luck
>send a girl I havent seen in two months
>she says yes
Lmao I can't believe I got a valentine over facebook
G U Y S
Guess what I'm doing for Valentine's day? Gf and I both wanted to go to a free museum where we're going to spend all day there, then we're going to watch a $5 planetarium show together.
After the museum we're gonna get some really good pizza for dinner and then head back to my single dorm for a movie and probably sex. She'll spend the night, and I'll wake up to a kiss and a blowjob on a lazy sunday afternoon.
I just wanted to share :^)
Implying i would make plans with a whore who only wants money and whatever else she can get from me then leave without a second thought and not caring. Women are the true
problem with this planet.
I'm going to enjoy fucking my sex bots brains out and use women as target practice.
There's definitely plans... just not with a girl
>tfw no plans but a guy I'm talking to will probably want to fall asleep over discord with me