>Generalized Anxiety Disorder
>Schizotypal Personality Disorder
Reminder these things aren't real, they're literally just personality quirks doctors try to profit on. In the case of schizotypal it's actually a positive thing as many artists myself included have it and do not suffer. They also take away research to serious illnesses like schizophrenia and bipolar.
Anything that deviates too much from the norm gets called a disorder. It really poses the question if if's a defect in the product manufacturing process or a separate product altogether.
There is legit ADHD, but that accounts for what, 5% to 10% of all diagnoses? Kids these days have tablets, smartphones and video games, who can focus their attention on lectures that still work pretty much like they did around WW1?
I'm an aspie and have a helper. She usually gives me candy at the end of our weekly meeting, but i found out if i tell her i'm having a bad week she gives it to me right away to calm me down
Of course ADHD and ADD aren't real. Patients know it. Teachers know it. Doctors know it. But how else are you gonna make those little troublemaking shits take Schedule II substances to make them shut up and pay attention in class? The "disease" moniker is just a formality to make this practice acceptable. Look down the list of symptoms for ADHD. They're all just qualities of a fucking asshole who won't shut up. For everyone else's sake, you gotta make sure those fuckers take their pills so they stop shitting up the classroom with their stupid comments.
Some self-responsible normies who don't see "aspergers" as some meme for awkward behaviour will try to emphasize with asperger-suffers, when empathy is required.
It's a shame that because classic autists are incapable of empathetic thought, that they have to directly insult other people's problems they don't understand to compensate for their inability to place themselves in other's shoes.
Continue living your lonely life, saddo.
I think I have ADHD. It's because I went to the therapist and originally I was only there for the drugs. I was able too look up how be diagnosed with it etc. Eventually the doc gave me some shitty ritalin. Anyway I think I might actually have it now that I look back. I actually enjoy having because now I can tell people I fucked up my life because of ADHD, And I don't care what you say I need this diagnoses just in case my entire life falls apart I can at least go on welfare or something.
Here's the joke though, I've got thousands of dollars in backpay if I get a clinical diagnosis for aspergers/autism. Thousands of dollars of money, and a monthly stipend, for pretending to be retarded.
So hey, fuck you boss.
>haven't heard of schizotypal personality disorder
>look it up
>mfw it describes me
I-it's not real r-right guys??
Of course it's real, all of these diseases are real. Whether you're going to be a piece of shit and let them dictate how you live your life is up to you.
The whole point of knowing what mental disorder you have is to learn your true weaknesses and hopefully overcome them.
Makes sense I guess I could always just become that one strange guy in Hollywood
>tfw I read daily horoscopes
>tfw they usually guide what I do
>tfw I base other people's signs against my own
>tfw I use their compatability as reasons to not be friends/lovers
I know I know just "b urself" just hard cause idk how to deal with this shit and I'm extremely paranoid to seek help cause I don't want to get any medication and be some ritalin zombie or whatever
You faggots are buying into the meme. That is okay, once my incubation period is up and the Trinity seed finally germinates I'll lead you all towards salvation.
Stay fucking blind kids
>Schizo's can suffer from hallucinations, paranoia, delusions and intense anxiety based on false delusions and fabricated reality
>'No dude its fake'
Try working with these people. Even if you don't believe in their disorder they very much so have something wrong them and need help. You can't discipline a paranoid schizophrenic out of his paranoias. You can't convince someone who is having a psychotic episode that he's not being commanded by angels to save the world or something
Even brilliant people like John Nash fell victim to this
Dude gave up his incredibly successful academic life and research because he thought the Ruskies had listening stations built on the moon JUST to spy on his thoughts. Dude ran away to Europe and basically hid there for no reason other than a powerful and irrational belief out of his control