>take morning swig of whiskey >World becomes more vivid,

Your alcoholism

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>>26437828
shit anon you're so edgy and cool
how can i be as cool as you? Do you finally get to sit all the way in the back of the bus with the other cool kids?

>>26437907
>drinking a little to clear your head is edgy
Only a female redditor would go this far

>>26437944
> reddit
> female

gott love the buzzword-'''arguments''' people post on here.
You're trying to score internet coolness points by posting how you do something outside the social norm that 99% of people would strongly advice anyone not to do.
Go post about it on facebook, maybe you'll get some likes there

>>26437988
Advise*

I'm posting on a board full of people who do things 99% of normies(you included) would ADVISE against. I'm starting a conversation with people I relate to, not pencil necked fuckheads like you.

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>>26437988
>gott love the buzzword-'''arguments''' people post on here.
You're trying to score internet coolness points by posting how you do something outside the social norm that 99% of people would strongly advice anyone not to do.
Go post about it on facebook, maybe you'll get some likes there

Buzzword: the post.

>>26438022
> feeling clever about correcting typos

alright i'm outta here :^)

I did that once op, it was amazing.
I get scared trying to buy alcohol though. Especially when its behind the counter, means I actually have to talk to someone.

>>26438073
Goodbye you ignorant fuck

>>26437988
Drink some whisky so you clear your head and stop talking for the people here reddit chan
>le alcohol so edgy
Throw yourself into an empty well

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>>26437907
>alcohol is edgy
>mfw
kill yourself, faggot

>booze up in the morning
>hit on women
>make friends
>good time

>don't booze up
>disgusted with everyone around me
>can't make up jokes or hold a conversation
>don't like to be touched
>stay away from people

>>26437828
the alcohol kills all the bacteria that has built up in your throat and mouth overnight.
The first things you should always do in the morning: stretch, rinse out mouth, take a shot or two, drink a liter of water, do a 5 minute warm up, use the restroom, 20 minutes of cardio, eat, cool down and shower(use cold water to feel extra chill), groom(brush teeth, shave, hair style), mental exercises, snack, lift, protein lunch (or dinner if you're a WAGIE), weed after lifting but before dinner, glass of wine,shower, teeth, read until you fall asleep in bed comfy.

Fucking gay ass normies can put go to work and have sex with woman wherever it fits into their schedule, or whatever else they validate themselves with.

>>26437828

Yeah senpai, that will definitely work long term. Definitely.

You'd get the same effect from 15 minutes of light exercise, but that would get in the way of your tv/computer time

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>>26438491

My god, are you me?

This man speaks the fucking truth. Listen to this man. Its how I got a gf, ect.

>>26438889
>read until you fall asleep in bed comfy.
fucking this