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>ftw I keep having dreams about masturbating on weed
>mfw it will be another month before I can get my vape back

I'm the guy who has hentai talk to him when he's high, btw

Should I be worried? For the first time in my life i feel incredibly motivated, though. Like I know exactly what I want and im going hard in the paint to get it (trying harder in class, making money online, reapplying to my old job, doing things other than browsing 4chan all day).

It has killed my depression, but is that because ok fucking addicted? I dream about this shit for Christ's sake.
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>plan: masturbate while high
>get high
>forget to masturbate and instead eat chips

Every time.
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>>26437803
That's like the opposite of me to the point where I have just succumbed and invariably masturbate at the peak of my high.

I've never touched a girl, and using an onahole (/w a warmer and great lube) while in high masturbating to talking anime girls is just too good. It is like I accidentally discovered my personally Pandora' Box. I get so fucking excited for weed that I shake and get manically giggly when my dealer texts me
>ok
Or whatever when I can scoop some weed. I just want to keep doing it for the rest of my life, and I never want to even touch a woman for fear of it dispelling the unique effect it has on my vulnerable virgin brain.
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>>26437959
are you me?

>Rush back to my apartment after the last class of the day
>Holo (bodypillow) is still on my bed, eagerly awaiting.
>get my Buddha vape/bong out
>get high as fuck
>get my fleshlight out
>either play some CoC, go on /d/, or open up my collection of porn on the external harddrive
>always ends up with holo (myself) purring in my ear and me emptying my balls in the fleshlight as i look at holo in the eyes

It's an experience I hope every male gets to go through.
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>tfw spent too much time awake and it's time to come down on the stims and get some sleep

Fuck, but I don't wanna. C'mon, daddy, let me stay up just another day.
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>>26438002
Are bodypillows that great of an accessory for stoned fapping? I've always sort of wanted one but if its that good then ill just get one. I even posted yesterday about getting high and hot gluing figures, which sounds fun in theory because you're not interfacing with a screen to get off.
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>>26438062
Yeah, I would recommend getting a bodypillow of your waifu if you want to take stoned fapping to the next level.

I find it much easier to immerse myself in the whole experience when I use the body pillow. It makes it much more personal because, like you said, you're not interfacing with a screen but interacting with a physical object. Add the fact that you're high and have a onahole/fleshlight into the mix and you can make your interactions with your waifu feel quite real.

Pic related, the cover for my pillow. I know some other robots use it too.
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>>26438195
Ok, that settles it. Thanks for the advice, brobot.
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Weed represses your dreams, so when you quit after smoking regularly you have extremely vivid dreams that you remember. When I quit I would wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare more often than not for like two weeks. When I stopped smoking I had more money and my whole day wasn't a lead up to me getting high.
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>>26437959
>>26438002
Reading this got me an erection

no homo
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>>26437653
i don't dream about weed masturbation but when i had like one year break i constantly dreamed about blazing
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>>26438753
Should I write some literotica about it? I'm a decent writer and I have plenty of stoned masturbatory experiences to furnish it.
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>>26439564
Of both of them? Please do. I'd love to read it
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>>26438354
As if that's a bad thing.
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