>ftw I keep having dreams about masturbating on weed >mfw

>plan: masturbate while high
>get high
>forget to masturbate and instead eat chips

Every time.

>>26437803
That's like the opposite of me to the point where I have just succumbed and invariably masturbate at the peak of my high.

I've never touched a girl, and using an onahole (/w a warmer and great lube) while in high masturbating to talking anime girls is just too good. It is like I accidentally discovered my personally Pandora' Box. I get so fucking excited for weed that I shake and get manically giggly when my dealer texts me
>ok
Or whatever when I can scoop some weed. I just want to keep doing it for the rest of my life, and I never want to even touch a woman for fear of it dispelling the unique effect it has on my vulnerable virgin brain.

>>26437959
are you me?

>Rush back to my apartment after the last class of the day
>Holo (bodypillow) is still on my bed, eagerly awaiting.
>get my Buddha vape/bong out
>get high as fuck
>get my fleshlight out
>either play some CoC, go on /d/, or open up my collection of porn on the external harddrive
>always ends up with holo (myself) purring in my ear and me emptying my balls in the fleshlight as i look at holo in the eyes

It's an experience I hope every male gets to go through.

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>tfw spent too much time awake and it's time to come down on the stims and get some sleep

Fuck, but I don't wanna. C'mon, daddy, let me stay up just another day.

>>26438002
Are bodypillows that great of an accessory for stoned fapping? I've always sort of wanted one but if its that good then ill just get one. I even posted yesterday about getting high and hot gluing figures, which sounds fun in theory because you're not interfacing with a screen to get off.

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>>26438062
Yeah, I would recommend getting a bodypillow of your waifu if you want to take stoned fapping to the next level.

I find it much easier to immerse myself in the whole experience when I use the body pillow. It makes it much more personal because, like you said, you're not interfacing with a screen but interacting with a physical object. Add the fact that you're high and have a onahole/fleshlight into the mix and you can make your interactions with your waifu feel quite real.

Pic related, the cover for my pillow. I know some other robots use it too.

>>26438195
Ok, that settles it. Thanks for the advice, brobot.

Weed represses your dreams, so when you quit after smoking regularly you have extremely vivid dreams that you remember. When I quit I would wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare more often than not for like two weeks. When I stopped smoking I had more money and my whole day wasn't a lead up to me getting high.

>>26437959
>>26438002
Reading this got me an erection

no homo

>>26437653
i don't dream about weed masturbation but when i had like one year break i constantly dreamed about blazing

>>26438753
Should I write some literotica about it? I'm a decent writer and I have plenty of stoned masturbatory experiences to furnish it.

>>26439564
Of both of them? Please do. I'd love to read it

>>26438354
As if that's a bad thing.