>cant stop shitting my pants everytime i fart >have thrown

>>26437471
What in the world is wrong with you?

>>26437471
Stop farting in your pants then? Problem solved. Fucking animal.

you will get diseases anon

>shart
>right as i see this thread

thanks OP

>>26437471
was really feeling down until you made this post op
thank you

>>26437487
Americans can't keep their shit in because it's mostly grease.

>>26437490
this
just fart over the toilet dude

im running out of towels because i shit over all of them after toying my ass

>>26437511
I honestly hear that's a serious problem, in fact they regale each other with stories about shitting themselves. I mean Jesus fucking Christ.

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if dubs, you fart in your pants and post pics.

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>tfw every single shit i take clogs the toilet

>>26437471
>>26437502
>>26437656
You're all fucking degenerate, what is wrong with you people?

>>26439485
How about you get the fuck out then?

>>26439485
yeah man, get the fuck out! how dare you denigrate our habits of shitting all over ourselves? we are kings among men.

>>26439485
What do you expect when coming on to this board? It's literally filled with trans degenerates

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Please post pics guys, I really want to see this.

>>26437471
maybe you should stop shoving mason jars up your ass at night

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It's time to start wearing diapers anon.

i have a solution OP
>insert straw deep enough into rectum to form seal
>cut hole in underwear/pants and fanny pack for the straw to go through, fanny pack keeps the straw in place and serves as an external fecal reservoir
>line fanny pack interior with activated charcoal to block smell of poop