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>one chance in life
>born in Lithuania
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>>26436154
Go to bed Deivis and stop diddling with underage grils.
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>>26436154
Fellow Lithuanian here
Eik nachui
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I've heard Vilnius is beautiful

is that incorrect
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>>26436206
It's nice, but you're going to be able to see everything you need to see there in a couple of days.
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At least there's no shitskins.
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>one chance in life
>born in Germany durning rapefugee crisis
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>>26436240
They are the shitskins
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>one chance at life
>good at online competitive games
>born in australia
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born autistic sperglord, short and ugly, poor and in bulgaria

and people have the audacity to ask me why i am always depressed
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>>26436195
p-pats tu e-eik!
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born a 6'2 norwegian

jackpot
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>>26436343
Norwegian dudes are ugly.
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>>26436343
>born a cuck
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>>26436356
buttmad shitskin
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>>26436356
stay mad
>>26436371
norwegian, not swedish
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>>26436343
>6'8 Swede
>strongest arm in the north champion
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>1 chance at life
>born in USA at the precise time when its about to become a nonwhite hellhole

Consider yourself lucky OP, I'd rather live in a 2nd world country than a crumbling empire
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>>26436463
the death of an empire always dawns the golden age of a new one
just migrate with it and live the glory days
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>>26436494
who the fuck wants to live in china of all places? Don't care how good the economy is, china fucking sucks
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>>26436521
implying the new golden empire is china ofc
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>>26436521
chinee women worship western men
why the fuck would you like western women
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>>26436250
Warum bist du immer noch hier?
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>>26436538
where will it be then?
fucking india?

i cant wait for the poo in loo empire
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>>26436592
>implying it won't be Australia
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One chance at life
Born in England
>mfw chavs roam freely across these lands
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>>26436575
Due to the one-child only policy, china have remarkably more men than women these days, and it will get worse. Chinese men even travel to africa to get wifes because thre is a shortage of women at the time.

Too lazy to provide any sources, but a quick google search will do
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>one chance in life
>born a nigger
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>>26436589
I'm not gonna answer your question, tripfag
Bitte geh sterben
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>>26436592
>space poogram 2020

original comment fampai
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>>26436629
i don't care
chinee women like big white man
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>>26436659
>go into space
>infinite loo
>?????????????
>profit
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>>26436648
Das ist nicht schon.
Nein, wird nicht passieren.
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>>26436621
What end result do you expect from inbreeding plebes and peasants?
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>1 chance at life
>born Irish
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>>26436154
wtf hahahaha yo how are these .png's made?
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>>26436195
Lithuania would be a better place without people like you
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>>26436154
>born in Lithuania
>move to america
>I'm mentally scarred from the amount of name ridiculing
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>>26436154
>implying you wouldn't be an autistic sperglord if you were born elsewhere
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>one chance at life
>6'2
>got the good genes
>born in Latvia
>forced to live in UK with shit tier name

Just fuck my shit up, girls are interested until they find out I'm foreign
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>>26436154
>one chance at life
>born a robot in normiefornia
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>one chance in life
>shitskin

making human shit brown and then giving other humans brown skin is one of god's cruelest jokes
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born in argentina
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>one chance in life
>born in Mexico
All of u are blessed
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>one chance in life
>be only white human in a 3rd world shithole surrpounded by monsters
>forced to stay here till I drill a hole in my brain.
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At least lithuanian grils are real qt
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>one chance in life
>born in Estonia

where my pribaltika bros at
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>one chance in life
>born in ukraine
>please end my suffering
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>One chance at life
>Cant go back to home planet
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>One chance in life
>Born unmotivated asshole
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> one chance at life
> circumcised on day one
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>born in moldova
step it up guys, pretty sure only third world countries can compete with me on this one
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>>26439037
I was born in Ukraine too don't live there now though
Which part are you from, bratan
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>>26439061
same
thats why im failing college (kek)
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Come to the UK, half of your country are already here.
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>>26439037
>>26439088
im ethnically ukrainian but born in
>>26439087

feels bad when people always spell my name wrong or call me a russki
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>>26439088
I am from Donetsk, but that place must be basically fucked by now, so Kiev is the town now.
Or Kyiv, I don't really care
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>born in Poland
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>>26436154
>one chance at life
>born in London

Could have been worse, I guess, but it still feels like a consolation prize.
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born an /r9k/ user
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>>26439113
I'm >>26439088 ethnically Russian but born in Ukraine
>>26439115
Kiev a shit desu

I'm from Kharkov btw
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>One chance at life
>Born Scottish
Yee, feels good man
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>>26439143
in my very specific case the further from hometown, the better
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>One chance in life
>Always tired
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>>26439143
Kiev, Odessa and Krim (RIP) are awesome.
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>>26439143
>>26439115
I'm in Donestk right now
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>>26439143
yeah most people i know from kiev were scum,
good thing my family is from krovoy rog/zhytomir
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>>26439143
>I'm from Kharkov btw
I thought that was just a video game
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born a black femboy in the south
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>>26439230
Oh shit, my bad, I'm thinking of Escape from Tarkov, not Kharkov.
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>>26439222
holy fuck... how's it hanging there, cyka blyatt?
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>one chance in life
>born in Romania
It was over before it even started.
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tfw serbian
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>>26439262
I was born there too but I got adopted by a family in California, get on my level nigga
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>>26439241
wtf this looks good
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>>26439263
desi breu xdddd
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>>26439191
fair enough
>>26439207
we'll take good care of krim, hohol
>>26439222
how is it? You in the centre? Seen any action?
>>26439225
>west Ukraine
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>one chance in life
>white lower class american
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>>26439285
>from a literal shithole to a liberal shithole
Not even worth it
At least you can smoke a lot of weed, I guess
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>1 chance at life
>will never go crusading with christain brethren in steel plate with a greatsword
kill me
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>1 chance at life
>born as a ugly Norwegian that's skinny and not tall
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>>26436154
Is it true that I can adopt a kid there even if Im a single foreigner?
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>>26436154
>one chance at life
>born in upper class family in first world country
>still fail

:D
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>>26439381
>ugly norwegian
Man, nature really trolled you good...
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>>26439406
Of coursh. How do you think i feel it living in a normie country filled with pretty girls almost everywhere you look? It's a cruel joke.
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>>26436463
>1 chance at life
>born a poor white kid in the US at a time where it's almost impossible for a young white man to get welfare
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>>26437300
I will purge this once great land of such filth
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>>26439331
*sighs*.... I can't even do that, it gives me anxiety
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>>26439185
>tfw no qt scottish gf
How do I solve this problem, bro?
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>>26439303
>le all west ukrainians are literal neonazis
oh im sorry you probably read russki news

>>26439385
ayylmao im middle class and i still fail
get on this feelboat
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>>26439420
I feel you. I'm ugly myself too, but I'm a dude from Brazil, I'm EXPECTED to be ugly. Any case living in a normie country sucks.
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>>26439486
Well if you're wanting one from where I live, buy her a bottle of Buckfast and her knickers will hit the floor so fast that the sonic boom will deafen everybody around you
O-or I could be your bf A-anon kun
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>>26439420
hey i thought male scandinavians were mostly introverted
does that only apply to sweden?
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>>26439534
Scandinavia in general has normies that party every weekend and so on. It is a normie country
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>>26439534
>hey i thought male scandinavians were mostly introverted
They all turn into turbonormies after like 2 beers.
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>one chance in life
>born a literal 2 or 3/10 robot in southern California
>too stupid to do well in school, and too unmotivated to even want to try in the first place
End me.
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Virolainen here.
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>>26439425
I feel you. Even after my family got on their feet, the words "white trash" would always seriously raise hackles. My mother even paid for speech lessons to get rid of her accent.
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>>26439587
Viro... What?
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>>26439492
bandera pls go
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>>26439664
my great grandpa wasnt a banderovec

vlasov pls go
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>>26439897
>banderovec

bandera give back lwow now
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>>26438692
Change your name, problem solved.
Also, isn't being a foreigner kind of attractive to women? Noone heard about Latvia outside Eastern Europe, so you can tell whatever you want about your magical homeland.
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>>26439981
bartosz pls go
and stop trying to conquer our clay
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born Mexican
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>>26436250
Just don't live in the ghetto.
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KAS tau nahui su Lietuva blogai? Geresnes salies nerasi. Ir as nejuokauju.
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>>26436397
>swedish lite, not swedish
ftfy
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>one chance at life
>born working class in the very far north of england
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>born in sweden
I don't live anywhere near any immigrants but 4chan is hell for swedes.
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9/10.
pagefillerpageflillerpagejbwgdsndkvjecfhoibjhfr
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>>26441169
Sucks to be born in a 1st world country with a lot of money im sure
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It's not that bad, you could have been born in India.
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>>26438714
Iktf

Can't even take advantage of all that qt 3.14 pussy that everyone else is drowning in
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>one chance in life
>born in Latvia
>be half ruski and half lat
>working in a office in the UK
>working out in the gym
>about to get a promotion
>about to start combat classes
>all these women wanting my dick

Just do eet.
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What do lithuanians think of the murder case in sweden?
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>>26441169
>4chan is hell for swedes.
Maybe int and pol but they're the shittiest boards anyway.
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>>26441564
I spend most of my time on 4chan and it's not easy here for swedes.
I used to go to /pol/ before they started showing flags but now it's just impossible there because sweden yes is more important than what's actually in my post.
The meme is too big for such a small country.
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>once chance in life
>born in Bolivia

Get on my level
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>>26438887
>muh estonia

but it's ok we're lead by a CIA mook :')
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>born in germany

wtf is this shit people too degenerate
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>>26441595
>qt 3.14 pussy that everyone else is drowning in
enjoy your inbred junk/chub latin scum
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born in the most irrelevant, liberal, faggy nation on Earth
>Canada
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>>26443576
memes aside, its really that they suffer utter shit tier standards - no?
whats toronto, Montreal like?
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>ONE CHANCE IN LIFE
>BORN A MANLET
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>born in sweden
>all are fucking suber pc and shit
>best friend is also kinda pc
>im the only one in my bloodline voting SD
>no father
>whore mother
>all in bloodline abuse drugs or alcohol

i guess it could be worse
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>Born in Argentina
You first worlders have nothing to complain about.I just hope reincarnation is actually a thing.
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>>26443557
Lol

Okay dude

Why is it so fashionable to shit on California?
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>born as male
there goes tutorial mode
>born ugly
there goes easy mode
>born manlet
there goes normal mode
>born non-white
there goes hard mode
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>>26436154
your only chance at happiness would have been in ww2
>join the soviets
>get captured by nazis
>join the nazis
>get captured by Americans
>join and then move to America
>live a successful life
oh well, at least you tried.
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>>26444091
whats after hard modo?
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>>26443895

First time I actually see another person browsering /r9k/ from Sweden.
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>>26444091
were you always unknown?
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>one chance in life
>have trendy occupational first name
>along with a shitty Polish surname
>altogether making a nonsensical stupid full name
At least I can change it. I'm going Christian first name, and debating whether or not I should change the surname.
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>one chance at life
>not Estonian
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>>26444066
Argentina is a first world country
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>one chance in life
>born in Chile
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>>26436154
Born in italy
>AKA the nation of normies
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>>26436154
>be american
>have massive debt

I envy you, the grass isn't greener
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>one chance in life
>born in a poor family in an ex communist shithole
>hungry skeleton because sometimes I can't afford buying food
Thanks
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>>26441154
>implying mind control is limited to country music
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>one chance in life
>born good-looking, white, male, able-bodied, upper-middle class, conservative, 6'2
wew
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one chance at life.
born in bosnia
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>>26436250

You will get to redeem yourself fighting the subhuman hordes in the european race war
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>one chance at life

>born in FUCKING URUGUAY
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>one chance at life
>born in Tutorial Mode: the Country
>still fuck up
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>>26436154
Lithuania and Latvia are really cool d00d
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>>26440927
It's not that bad if you're mexican/hispanic and look white ish. It's terrible if you were born like this.
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>tfw stuck in US during current times and too poor and unskilled to move to Switzerland
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>>26438692
Latvia is literally a god tier country
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>>26436154


>one chance at life
>born dumb, ugly, poor

my destiny was set soon as i turned into a 1 cell organism

atleast i have the internet/porn
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Hello OP
I was linked to your post by a forum of intemet trolls who have taken to messaging girls from this website with the aim to annoy and bully them. I am writing because I wish to put an end to this cruelty. If you have been having conversations recently with people intent to frustrate you I can tell you that they are doing it on purpose, and I am here to save you. You are from Vil-ni-us, and it is time you were treated Real-ni-ice by a real man like myself. I understand that Lithuania has a very high suicide rate and I hope that if you were thinking of a rope on your neck, that I can be the rotting roof beam that snaps from your weight as you push yourself off the chair (not that you have any weight precious ha). I will happily defend you from these brutal animals as they attack you.
You are a true Baltic beauty, you are the one from the eastern bloc I'd like to see eat some cock haha doesn't have to be mine. I hope these people have not hurt you in any way. The Lithuanian flag is red, green and then yellow and in a way I am the green grass that will separate the red devils that bully from the yellow haired damsel (that is you).
If you wish to have a happy life please message back.
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>>26445490
>born in not Argentina
>ugly and nonwhite
JUST
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>one chance in life
>SQUANDER IT

fug
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born in a country full of hot girls, comfy architecture and scenery, located within driving distance of numerous great cultures and locations

Stop being a nigger.
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>>26445865
threadly reminder Lithuania is the suicide capital of the world
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>>26441859
>tienen internet en bolivia
>>26444066
kuk
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>>26439222
>Born just in time to experience a happening first hand.
Jealous desu.
How many people have you gunned down so far?
Has the Airport been rebuilt yet?
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>mfw i always thought lithanua was part of africa cause of flag colors
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>>26445301
The image doesn't imply it's only limited to country music you fucking nigger
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>>26438305
This, except from Latvia.
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>born in Mexico
>born in narcoland Sinaloa
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>>26446707
>can't kill a submarine with a tank
And why not? The sub might not be submerged and is close to shore. I'm pretty sure that a tank shell can wreck a submarine pretty gud desu
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>>26438305

>Lithuanian on father's side that's been in the US a couple hundred years, likewise on mother's side
>still have the Lithuanian last name that no one can pronounce
>Mr.... uhh...
>I'm here
I don't know how they managed to hold onto it for so long here, but they did.
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>>26443576
Irrelevant how? Canada is fucking blessed. It's like a fixed America.
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>>26447324
>Finnish, live in Finland
>first name was Swedish that isn't popular here
>people could pronounce it just fine but they always thought they misheard me and default to a more common variation of the name
>occasionally even the fucking post office got it wrong after it was typed out

Changed my name a few years back and now I can't do my signature properly anymore and it looks different every fucking time.
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>one chance in life
>born dutch
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>>26447469
>Changed my name a few years back
I don't think I could ever do that. It's hard to imagine people referring to me as something else.
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>>26447548
I feel uncomfortable being called by my name so it isn't that bad. Besides, I'm a NEET and have no contact with people, except my immediate family, who knew me as the previous name.

>tfw people will never understand why you like to be referred to with made up names
>tfw people will never call you Count
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>>26447634
Yeah, I"m a hikki wizard myself so I guess I don't hear my own name that much either.
At least you have the internet, Count anon.
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>tfw uncut American masterrace
feels good niggas
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>>26439185
7 hours later, but I still really like that pupper.
>tfw no pupper
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>>26447821
>being this lucky
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>>26447954
Odds are he's Mexican or some other third worlder whose family plopped down recently.
It's also true that he could be one of the lucky whites with knowledgeable parents decades ago.
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>tfw eastern europe is ruined by the soviets
>tfw western europe is ruined by liberalism
>rest of the world is a shithole either way
fuck
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>>26445571
My mother looked white but my dad was dark as fuck.
>tfw a bit lighter skin tone than the guy in your image
J U S T
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>browse 9gag
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>one chance
>brutal bloody neonatal infant genital slaughter married with PTSD for life

abortion would have been more humane, the MD should have just put a pillow on my face and ended me
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>>26436154
>one chance at life
>born in Cardiff
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>europeans complaining
>be south american
Im so triggered my chest physically hurts
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>>26436645
at least youre selfhating. That drives self improvement
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>>26448182
what the fug happened
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>>26438887
in Cocks taste good i might come and visit
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>>26439285
>tfw 6ft white male born in socal
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>>26436521
India much?
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>one chance in life
>decided to give up before even trying

Fucking never that. Get a job, tendies.
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>>26436575
I think he means that it's a communist shithole.
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Persikraustyk i Uk. Suprasi, kad nors cia ir lengviau finansiskai, vistiek sudas.
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>one chance in life
>grow up in the shittiest fucked up family life ever in one of the worst places in America for a child to ever be raised
>literally tragedy after tragedy
>work hard anyway
>do well in school
>literally not one thing in my life has been easy or without complications unlike others
>graduate hs with two year college degree
>college application essay is relevant to what I've gone through
>write about how fucked everything is and how I've tried to become better
>denied from state uni
>all that work for nothing
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>>26437356
You a good Irishman or one of those smelly rebels in the south?
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>>26438812
Haha! Nice getting cucked by my inbred immigrant fucker country!? Our islands now, bitch!!!
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>implying I wouldn't give my arm to be in east Europe
>tfw born in Paraguay
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>>26439122
And living in Britain?
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>>26439185
You better have voted No or I'll climb up that shitty mountain of yours and piss on your head.
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>>26436154
>one chance at life
>born Black

I'm not hood enough to fuck liberal women, not athletic enough for sports, and not ghetto enough to make black friends.
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>one chance in life
>afghan orphan born in iran
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>>26439317
Good luck for when the SJWs take over and purge you.
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>>26448358
i'm from a mostly mexican area,
one guy from my high school from lower class family had his house burn down and he was mostly average in all ways, bit annoying narcissistic, okay grades but copied and cheated a lot, thought things should be handed to him, etc but got into ucla.
another was also mexican from lower class family, didn't have a super sad story but his family hadn't been lucky either and he was in the top 20 our class, super nice, made good connections with teachers, did amazingly well in mock trial or whatever, was going to be first kid in family to go college, and whatnot and got rejected by ucla
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>one chance in life
>born in Brazil
Eric just eric
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>one chance in life
>born in Finland
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>one chance in life
>born in Denmark
HAHHAHAA GET FUCKED NIGGERS KAEDAFA GAHAHHAHAHAAH
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>>26446520
Es lento, pero funciona.
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>>26436276
FASTER
CHEAPER
MORE AFFORDABLE
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>>26441644
Alex?


le originale comment
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>one chance in life
>born in Romania
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>>26451977
FUCKING GYPSIES
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>>26436240
One chance in life

Born in South Africa

White
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>One chance in life

born 6'4 Australian to upper middle class family

where ive blown it all away by being a fat beta who didn't try in high school and failed
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>>26438813
>One change in life
>Born in the middle east...
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>>26444091
im all of those!!!!
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>>26436154
>>>/int/54991266
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>>26444608
What? It's a fucking third world shitehole.
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>one chance in life
>born poor
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>>26450260
I at least did something about it and moved away to a less shitty country. Why haven't you?
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>>26454635
This.
Fuck being a poorfag.
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>>26454665
>>26454635
>one chance in life
>born porn, ugly, orphaned and white male in a western country
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>>26454635
Get a job, you lazy fuck.
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>>26436154
literally 3 of my flatmates at a UK uni are lithuanian, they're all doing well, probably going to work and live in western europe when they graduate.

there is hope lithbro, work hard and move to a decent country
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> one chance in life
> born Lithuanian
> born in best city Kaunas
> earn over 2k euros / month by being a neet
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>one chance
>born in switzerland
>fuck it up anyway
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>one chance in life
Dont even be born into a poor but loving family, instead be born into a poor, abusive family.
FML desu senpai.
>>
>one chance in life
>born a half breed
just kill me now senpai
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>>26454696
Do you sell boipuccy or what?
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>>26439231
>one chance in life
>born a white heterosexual cis male in california
You don't know true suffering.
>>
>one chance in life
>play videogames
its over
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>>26454758
No, I make and sell games to retards I mean mobile.
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>one chance in life
>born in Philippines
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>>26454817
If you make mobile games you're not a neet.
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>have everything you ever want
>get anxious and make my crumbling vision become a reality.

Every fucking time.
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>once chance in life
>born in Bulgaria
>where is Bulgaria?
>exactly
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>>26454910
> wake up whenever I want
> work for myself
> program whenever I want for any amount I want
> do what I want during the day
> no friends, no girlfriend, no obligations for anyone
> I do everything for myself.
> it's literally a hobby that started making me money

okay then.
>>
>Born in Northern Ireland

JUST
>>
>born in italy
>southern small shithole
>no money to move
>surrounded by normies and dorks

i wish i was lithuanian
>>
>born in hk
kill me
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>one chance in life
>born arab muslim in the middle east

>pic related mfw
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>>26436278
Don't worry man, shte se spravim

Bulgaria really sucks for robots though. Pretty fucking unfortunate.
>>
>one chance in life
>born in Australia where everyone has the same opportunities in life regardless of how poor you start

feels good brahs
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>>26455167
>born in Australia
>Siblings all get western names
>I get a complete fucked hard to pronounce foreign name
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>>26455221
>non western name in Australia

Wew
Not sure if even Mcdonalds will take you
Woolworths might
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>>26455248
I've worked at Bunnings, and the whole time I worked there coworkers mispronounced it and customers stared at my name tag
>>
Okay, so according to this thread every country seems to be bad.

People are unhappy with their life, interesting news.
>>
>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born Egyptian but white fuccboi
>>
Latvian here
Reminder that if you're from a 1st world country, you can't be a robot.
Here we have shit wages (300 euros a month) and the prices are the same as in Western Europe. Our girls are vapid entitled sluts who will fuck any foreigner that comes near them and if you aren't rich or attractive (9/10 at least) you're fucked. I want to kill myself living here.
>>
>>26451899

N-no.

But I do know Alex.
>>
>one chance in life
>born italian
>zero possibility to became importante someday
>know the fact that i need to leave my country if i wanna do what i want
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>>26448526
The Americans, Taliban and Soviets did this to you, desu.
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>one chance in life
>born in Tuvalu
>middle of the pacific, can't swim my way to important countries where I won't have to grow up to be a fisherman in the middle of nowhere
send help, senpai
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>>26455396
Cut down a tree, carve a canoe with paddles, and row your way to either Japan or US. Remember to bring a bag containing a month's worth of dry food and water. Don't forget the compass
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>>26455319
Im from lithuania and i can confirm it. Atleast we take first place in suicide rates and alcohol consumption. Sex tourism is quite ok if you're foreigner and have some cash. If you want visit here it's not bad but its practically impossible to live off legal wage.
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>>26439625
So insecure. There is no shame in being poor.
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>one chance at life
>born an autistic weeaboo in Latvia

It's kind of impressive when you think about it
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>one chance in life
>born into a family of degenerates, drug abusers, mentally ill, and peasants


There is nothing worse, I have strict morals and general patterns of existence but I am
plagued for eternity with this crux. I am always going to be dirt, even though I am
a high quality person. My family disgusts me and always has for as long as I can remember.
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>>26443895
it could. at least all your grills are hot af (to look at) and you can always find some lake in the wilderness where you can hide from civilisation
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>>26438812
Same as you. Born in Argentina and living in a rural area, more like normietown.
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>>26436154
Not much better than being born anywhere else unless you have money

if you're poor then you're poor. Being poor in America is actually worse than in Europe I think.
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>>26436154
I am jealous, Lithuania is nice safe All-White European country.
>one chance in life
>born in Russia
this is the worst, better just not to born, not to live than live in Russia.
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>>26436343
>one chance in life
>born a 6'2 dane
>can move to norway and live there

jackpot is within my sons reach
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>one chance in life
>born in portugal
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>>26457594
t. Alberto Barbosa t.
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>>26436154
>one chance in life
>born a fucking tranny
KILL ME NOW
>>
>one chance in life
>born a woman

white male tears
eat your own dicks
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>>26455092
anch'io, fampai
>qsq salentino, terra di normies e disoccupati
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>one chance in life
>throw it away
>see people with actual troubles
>feel even worse
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>>26436154
Lithuania is awesome. This buddy moved there 'cause he married a 10/10 qt

>tfw no lithuanian qt wife
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>>26445975
Why are people from Lietuva such pathetic losers?
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>>26448318
Bet blet gyventi tarp supistu lenku ir marozu yra dar didesnis sudas negu lietuvoj. Dar aisku vienas gyvenau tai isvis praktiskai per zingsni nuo savizudybes.
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>>26458098
>Pathetic country
>Pathetic people
Makes sense to me.

Also eikit jus visi nachui.
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>>26458020
Lithuania is awesome to travel or just live for a short time if you have money but never ever to live. You people dont understand how bad its there, Why the fuck do you think atleast 800k people emigrated in 20 years?
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>>26436343
>born a 6'2 norwegian
What the fuck m8, just how big is your mom? Because being born at this height is surely not normal.
And what is your height now? 16 feet or something?
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